Authors: Chris Jordan
of cunning, soulless attorneys who will represent me, that you
and the council and every member of the tribe have a shared
responsibility to oversee the actions of one of their own. Call
him dead, if you like. Kick him out of the tribe, fine, that’s
your prerogative. But you will not be able to hide behind any
legal, ethical or tribal fictions that the actions he has taken
against me personally are not a direct and deadly conse-
quence of the actions you took against him. You hurt him,
therefore he hurt me because he knew I’d come to you on
bended knee, which I have. I have asked for your help and
you spurn me.”
Edwin pauses, his heart slamming like a tag-team wrestler
pounding the canvas, begging for mercy. Outwardly the man
in the snakeskin vest has not reacted beyond a slight thinning
of the lips.
“If my son dies because you refused to help me, refused
to help a man who helped you and your people, then I
promise you this. On the graves of my wife and son, I swear
I will spend every penny of all my wealth to wreck havoc
upon your people. I will hire lobbyists. I will bribe politi-
cians. I’ll buy judges. Whatever it takes, on all levels—
county, state and federal—from now until the last day of
forever. You will have to spend every dollar of casino income
defending yourselves. You think you have trouble with Ricky
Lang? Imagine what will happen when those young men
down there find that you’ve squandered their future income
on lawyer fees. If my son dies because of an argument you
and your cronies had with your crazy nephew, so help me
God I’ll seek to prove that the Nakosha are not a distinct tribe,
and therefore do not deserve tribal status. And after I’m dead
it won’t end, because I’ll have endowed a foundation whose
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sole purpose will be proving that you’re not Indian at all, but
a band of escaped Cuban sugarcane slaves who hid in the
swamp and played Indian when it suited your purpose.”
“That’s a white man’s lie,” says the man in the vest, softly,
his jaw muscles clenching.
“It’s a white man’s world, Joe,” Edwin reminds him. “But
look, I didn’t come here to make threats or throw my weight
around. I came here asking for help. Help me, please.”
The man in the vest takes off his pricey sunglasses. His
eyes give nothing away. “The council will meet,” he says.
“There will be a discussion.”
On the long and bumpy ride out, Edwin Manning orders
Sally Pop to stop at the sign warning visitors that firearms
are prohibited in the sovereign territory of the Nakosha
Nation. The Hummer idles, engine growling.
“What do you see?” Edwin asked.
Sally peers helplessly out the window, eyes popping more
than usual. “What am I looking for?” he asks plaintively.
“You tell me,” Edwin suggests. “You’re the security guy.
Maybe, I dunno, the surveillance camera on top of the sign?
The camera that lets the really smart Indians watch the really
stupid cowboys try to hide their guns?”
“Shit,” says Sally, clocking the small but rather obvious
CCTV camera mounted on the pole holding up the sign.
Stink Breath rolls down his window and leans out, giving
the camera a pudgy middle finger. “Remember the fuggin’
Alamo!” he shouts.
“That was Mexicans,” Edwin points out, “not Indians.”
“Same thing,” Stink Breath insists.
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9. Rockin At The Europa
Million-dollar penthouse condos don’t look like all that
much these days, at least from the outside. Just another row
of windows in another silver tower scratching at the city’s
jagged skyline. In downtown Miami the old tropical pastels
having given way to a more businesslike brushed chrome and
raw concrete. One of many such recent structures in what
used to be the Brickell Avenue financial district, which has
been transformed, according to Shane, into a financial/resi-
dential/retail area with thousands of new units under con-
struction, presold or occupied.
The elevated cranes are everywhere, crawling like thin steel
spiders, weaving a brand-new city in the sky. Progress measured
by the cubic yard, total square feet and creative financing.
“Boom doesn’t describe what’s happened to Miami,” he
explains, surveying the glittering new tower with a pair of
small Nikon binoculars. “More like one of those crazy reality
movies,
Real Estate Gone Wild.
A lot of it fueled by Latin
American money. Makes a lot of sense if you look at an aviation
map—Miami is right in the center of air-travel routes from all
of South and Central America. Wealthy family from, say,
Caracas, they keep a nice place in Miami, come here to shop
every couple of months, check on the investments. And if the
crap ever hits the fan back home, they’ve already got a stake in
the good old U.S.A., and a ready-made roof over their heads.”
“So it’s all about money?”
“Sure. Money and security.”
“Speaking of money, I gotta ask,” I say, a little nervous.
“What do you charge? I mean, this is going to be expensive,
right? Helping me find Kelly?”
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He lowers the binoculars. “Please don’t concern yourself.
When the job is done, when your daughter is safe home, we’ll
sit down and determine a reasonable fee. Some of the people
I’ve helped are wealthy and some are not. People pay what
they can afford. It all evens out.”
“I was just, you know, concerned.”
“Don’t be. Not about my fee, in any case.” He returns to
the binoculars, subject closed. “I see somebody. One of
Manning’s underlings, I assume. Looks like he’s pouring
himself a drink at the stand-up bar.”
Shane hands me the binoculars, lets me look for myself.
We’re on a balcony facing the condo tower. In a manic burst
of energy I’d checked us into Europa, an elegant new hotel in
an exclusive little enclave on Biscayne Bay. The place is
absurdly, almost offensively pricey, which is what got me
nervous about money, but it has a direct view of Manning’s
condo from the balcony, and so on impulse I had handed over
my American Express card and tried not to look at the per-night
total for adjoining rooms. A big ouch. The careful, business-
person part of me still counting dimes while the desperate
mom throws caution—and credit—to the soft tropical winds.
To be more specific, the breeze from the bay is sultry,
moisture laden, smelling faintly of salt and a fecund odor that
Shane says comes from the mangroves miles away. Whatever,
I’m adjusting to the heat, buying into my new sense of mission.
If Edwin Manning and his minions are here, there must be
hope.
“That’s him!” I exclaim. “The bald jerk with the pop-out
eyes.”
“The guy from the airport?”
“Yes! He’s got his arm in a sling.”
“Got his ass in a sling, more like.”
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“He’s pointing his finger at the guy with the drink, telling
him something. Doesn’t look like a happy conversation.”
“Lemme see.”
I hand over the binoculars.
Shane studies, nods. “This is good. We’ve got the right
address.”
“You already got that from the Internet,” I point out.
“Yeah, but it never hurts to confirm. Back in the day, I was
on a stakeout once for a whole week? Two teams, twelve-
hour shifts, waiting for the suspect to show his face. Turns
out we had the wrong side of the building, the suspect was
coming and going the whole time. We were staking out the
wrong apartment. My mistake.”
“I prefer to think you never make mistakes.”
He places the binoculars in my hands. “Me? To err is
human.”
“Where are you going?” I ask.
“Back to my computer. Just thought of something.”
“What should I do?”
“Keep watching.”
“What am I watching for?”
Shane looks at me. “You’ll know it when you see it. Some-
thing out of the ordinary.”
“But everything is out of the ordinary,” I protest. “I’m
supposed to be adjusting hemlines, not spying on billionaires.”
“Keep watching,” he insists, heading for his laptop.
I keep watching. He keeps clacking on the keys.
Eyeballing the interior of Manning’s condo gives me a
new appreciation for bird-watchers. I had no idea it was so
much work, keeping focus. Plus the lens distorts things and
it takes concentration to figure out what, exactly, you’re
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looking at. For instance I keep seeing this flash of white,
and assume that someone is darting across the big room, but
that doesn’t really make sense—why run?—so I keep
looking and eventually figure out it’s a reflection from a TV
screen that must be wall mounted, facing the interior of the
room, or maybe coming from a corner. Which also explains
the dull looks from the heavy guy with his arm in a sling.
He and two other burly types just sitting there staring like
a row of hypnotized apes. Monkey see, monkey sit. And
yes, I do know that apes aren’t monkeys. Having been cor-
rected by Kelly, who as usual was rolling her eyes at my ig-
norance.
Part of me can’t wait for her to grow up and have kids of
her own, so we can commiserate, talk about the bad old days
when she was a teenage drama queen. Another part of me
wants her to be ten years old again, the year of no hospitals
when she was rediscovering the world, seeking approval and
encouragement from me. Like I was a person who had
valuable insights to share. Like I really and truly mattered.
Whereas now I’m this fatally uncool, totally hopeless re-
pository of embarrassment who has nothing to offer, whose
role has been reduced to that of a housemaid—except no self-
respecting housemaid would tolerate that level of scorn. A
scorn that made my precious daughter think it was okay to
keep so much of her life from me. Her thrill-seeking, death-
defying life. Her own personal flyboy kind of life.
Talk about exciting—fast cars, motorcycles, airplanes,
parachutes. An entire life kept secret from the tedious bore
who does her laundry.
How could she? How could my little girl do this to me?
It’s like all her life I’ve been saying the equivalent of
be
careful crossing the street
and she decides to run out in traffic
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just to spite me. Sticking out her adolescent, know-it-all
tongue as the bus runs her down.
Okay, I’m a thousand miles from home, sick with worry,
but I’m also really and truly pissed at my own daughter. This
is where I’m at, mentally and emotionally: I want to rescue
the little bitch so I can kill her myself.
Which is, of course, insane.
“Anything new?” Shane asks, making me jump.
“I don’t get how a guy your size can sneak up on people,”
I say.
“Squeakless sneakers,” he says.
“Squeakless sneakers?”
“Hard to find but worth their weight in gold.”
“I’m really really mad at her,” I confess.
His big hand brushes his bearded chin. “Of course you
are. You’ve a right to be. We get her back, you can ground
her for a year.”
“Fern says I should chain her to a radiator.”
Shane gives me an odd look, and then it hits me.
“Oh my God, I can’t believe I said that! That’s what kid-
nappers do, isn’t it? Chain the victims to radiators.”
“We’ll find her,” he assures me. “You have my pledge.”
I believe him. But he doesn’t say whether she’ll be dead
or alive. My first impulse is to burst into tears for the twenty-
third time, but my tear ducts are empty, and wanting to cry
just makes my eyes itch.
“You have your cell phone?” he asks.
I nod.
“I want you to put me on speed dial,” he says. “I’ll set mine
to vibrate and if you see any cops or security guards heading
my way, you hit the dial.”
“What are you talking about?”
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“Oh,” he says. “Sorry. Forgot you can’t read my mind.
Manning has a local motor vehicle registered in his name. A
big orange Hummer, which ought to be easy to find. I’ll enter
the garage beneath his building, locate his vehicle, and leave
him a little surprise.”
“Oh. What kind of surprise?”
He holds up a Baggie with something small and rectan-
gular inside, looks like a black electrical switch.
“Am I supposed to guess?” I ask.
“Sorry. It’s a handy-dandy GPS tracking device.”
“Something you got from the FBI?”
“No, ma’am. This particular model is readily available
online. Magnetic mounted, motion activated. So where Man-
ning goes, we can follow.”
“Is that legal?”
“Absolutely not,” Shane says. “That’s why you’re keeping
an eye out for the cops.”
10. What Needs To Be Done
Far below, the wet street glistens like black glass. Traffic