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“In that case, I think I might be a bit of a swot, too.”
“Then maybe this really is a match made in heaven. . . .”
I smile. “Maybe it is.”
“All aboard!”
Our heads snap up as the last passengers hurry to their seats. The doors close, and the train lurches forward, gaining speed as it pulls out of the station. We chug past the crowd on the platform, the faces blurring together as the engine accelerates, toward Paris, toward the future, toward the unknown. James takes a deep breath and raises his eyebrows expectantly as the car fills with the hum of the wheels against the track. “Here's to adventure, eh?”
My eyes linger on his, and for a moment, I feel as if my mother is on the train with me, her presence so full and real that I half expect to turn around and see her sitting in the seat behind me.
Adventure
. I'd thought that was what the past three months had been about—England, Natasha, Hugh—but maybe it's this. Maybe my adventure is now. Maybe this is just the beginning. And maybe it doesn't have to end. A chill races up my spine as the train whooshes down the track, pressing onward at great speed.
“To adventure,” I say, and though I can't be sure, I swear I hear someone behind me humming “Dancing Queen.”
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
As always, a big thank-you to my editors: Esi Sogah at Kensington and Dominic Wakeford at Little, Brown. Working with the two of you is such a joy. And thanks to the rest of my publishing team: Jane Nutter, Vida Engstrand, Kristine Noble, and Steven Zacharius at Kensington, and Grace Vincent, James Gurbutt, and the entire team at Little, Brown. And a massive thank-you to Hazel Orme—who copyedited the U.K. edition—you are, truly, the best copy editor on the planet.
Thanks to Scott Miller and Sylvie Rosokoff at Trident for your continued hard work. I am so lucky to have both of you in my corner.
I couldn't have written this book without the help of the cookbook ghostwriters who were kind enough to answer my phone calls and e-mails and respond to my many questions. You know who you are, and I am forever grateful.
I am also hugely grateful to Marie Hughes Chough for giving me a primer on growing up in Ypsilanti. Your detailed accounts of Ypsi life were beyond helpful. And thank you for your mom's spaghetti salad recipe—a crucial part of the book!
This novel would still be a messy draft on my computer if it weren't for the help of my early readers. Thanks to Sophie McKenzie for your British insights, and to Mandi Schweitzer for writing a note that transformed the book.
For the first time, I let my mom read a draft of one of my books, and I'm so glad I did. Thanks, Mom, for your useful advice and unconditional support—and know that I will be calling on you again in the future! And thanks to my dad for continuing to spread the word about my books. You are a great publicist and an even greater dad.
Thanks to my brother, Brian, for continuing to make me laugh. Maybe one day I'll be as funny in writing as you are in person.
A huge thank-you to Alice Pooran—I never would have made my deadline if it hadn't been for your help.
And finally to Roger and Alex: Thank you both for inspiring me to be a better writer, wife, mother, and person. You have utterly transformed my life, and I love you.
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Too Many Cooks
Spaghetti Salad
Serves 10–12
 
This recipe was given to me by my friend Marie, who grew up in Ypsilanti. The original recipe calls for 6 teaspoons of Accent seasoning salt, which is just monosodium glutamate (MSG) and which some may have trouble finding. If you can't or don't want to use it, just season with additional salt to taste.
 
 
Ingredients
 
1 pound vermicelli/thin spaghetti
1 large green pepper, diced
3 stalks celery, diced
1 large sweet onion, diced
1 cup diced Swiss cheese
1 cup diced ham
8 teaspoons sour cream
2 cups Miracle Whip
4 teaspoons sugar
8 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon pepper
6 teaspoons Accent seasoning or salt
 
 
Cook the vermicelli according to the package instructions, until al dente. Drain. Combine the pasta with the green pepper, celery, onion, cheese, and ham. Toss together.
In a separate bowl, mix together the sour cream, Miracle Whip, sugar, apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper, and Accent (if using). Add the dressing to the pasta and vegetables and refrigerate at least three hours before serving.
Banana Bread
Makes one loaf
 
This isn't the prettiest banana bread, but it might be the tastiest. I compared and tweaked many recipes until I came up with this one. It develops a lovely, crunchy crust, which disappears upon storing, but the flavor only improves. Use the ripest bananas you can find—the blacker the better.
 
 
Ingredients
 
1½ cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
½ cup sugar
½ cup light brown sugar
3 eggs
1
cups mashed ripe banana (about 3 or 4)
cup full-fat Greek yogurt
1 teaspoon vanilla
 
 
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Grease a 9-by-5-inch loaf pan and line the bottom with a piece of parchment paper long enough to drape over the sides.
In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
In a large bowl, beat the butter with the sugars until fluffy. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add the mashed banana, yogurt, and vanilla and mix until combined. Pour in the dry ingredients and mix on low speed just until the dry ingredients disappear.
Pour the batter into the pan and bake for 60–70 minutes, until the top is browned and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Let the loaf cool in the pan on a rack for 10 minutes, then run a knife around the edges of the pan to loosen it. Using the parchment to help you, lift the banana bread from the pan, and transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Store for up to three days.
Chocolate Mousse
Serves 10 or more
 
My mom has been making a version of this mousse for years, and everyone always loves it. She usually pours it into a springform pan lined with sponge ladyfingers so that it's more like a charlotte, but I've also served it as a traditional mousse and people go crazy for it.
 
 
Ingredients
 
1 pound semisweet chocolate, chopped
3 ounces unsalted butter, softened
3 eggs, separated, at room temperature
½ cup sifted confectioners' sugar
2 tablespoons dark rum
2 tablespoons crème de cacao
1 teaspoon instant coffee granules
2 cups heavy cream
 
 
Melt the chocolate and butter together in a heatproof bowl, either set over a pot of simmering water or in the microwave. Once the chocolate is completely melted and smooth, remove it from the heat and set it aside.
Whisk the eggs yolks with the sugar, rum, crème de cacao, and coffee in a very large mixing bowl. Blend in the chocolate, tempering the eggs with a little of the chocolate first and then adding all the rest.
Whip the cream in a large bowl until stiff. Gently but thoroughly fold the whipped cream into the chocolate mixture, adding a small amount first to lighten the mixture, then adding the rest.
Beat the eggs whites in a medium bowl until soft peaks form. Fold the egg whites into the chocolate cream. Refrigerate overnight. Serve in bowls or goblets.
Sesame Chicken
Serves 4
 
This is my mom-mom's famous sesame chicken. Every time I smell it cooking or take a bite, I think of her. You can easily double the recipe.
 
 
Ingredients
 
4 bone-in, skin-on chicken breasts
½ teaspoon paprika
½ teaspoon garlic powder
Lemon pepper to taste (or ground black pepper, if lemon pepper is unavailable)
Kosher salt
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
Canola, safflower, or corn oil
½ cup all-purpose flour
 
 
Season the chicken breasts evenly with paprika, garlic power, and lemon pepper (or black pepper) and salt to taste, being sure to rub under the skin as well. Sprinkle sesame seeds over the top and press them down so that they stick. Place chicken on a dish, cover, and refrigerate at least 6 hours.
Preheat the oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a large baking pan with foil and pour oil into the pan to a depth of about
inch to cover the bottom. Place pan in the oven until the oil sizzles when you drop some flour in it.
Place flour in a shallow dish and season with salt and pepper. Dredge the chicken breasts in the flour mixture, covering completely on both sides and tapping off the excess.
Place the chicken in the pan, skin side down. Return the pan to the oven and reduce the oven temperature to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Cook 30 minutes. Turn the chicken over and cook about 20 minutes more, or until golden brown.
Drain on paper towels and serve.
Dried Apricot Canapés with Herbed Goat Cheese and Serrano Ham
Serves 8–10
 
If you can't find Serrano ham, you could easily substitute prosciutto, or even speck for a smoky twist.
 
 
Ingredients
 
2 slices Serrano ham
4 ounces goat cheese, at room temperature
2 teaspoons milk
4 teaspoons minced chives
40 dried apricots
 
 
Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and place the slices of Serrano ham on top. Bake for 15 minutes, until darkened and crispy. Remove with tongs and drain on paper towels. The ham will crisp further as it cools. Crumble into large shards.
In a small bowl, beat the goat cheese and milk together until fluffy. Mix in the chives.
Spread a small amount of the herbed goat cheese on top of each apricot, and top each one with a shard of crisp Serrano ham.
Sweet Potato Fries
Serves 3–4 (or 2, if you're really hungry . . . )
 
The key to crisp oven fries is not crowding the pan. Use two pans if you need to—there should be plenty of space between the fries.
 
 
Ingredients
 
2 large sweet potatoes
¼ cup cornstarch
1 teaspoon salt
¼ cup olive oil
 
 
Preheat oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit. Line one or two sheet pans with parchment paper.
Peel sweet potatoes and cut them into ½-inch-wide batons. Soak them in a large bowl of cold water for at least 30 minutes and up to half a day.
Mix cornstarch and salt together in a plastic bag.
Drain fries and pat dry with paper towels. (You don't want them too wet, or the cornstarch will get soggy, but you want just enough moisture so the cornstarch will stick.) Dump fries into the bag and shake vigorously to coat them with the cornstarch mixture.
Before placing the fries on the sheet pans, dump them into a sieve and shake off the excess cornstarch. Then place them on the sheet pan, making sure there is enough space between the fries.
Drizzle olive oil over the fries and toss to coat them evenly. Bake for 15 minutes. Flip with a spatula and bake for 10–15 minutes longer, until they are crispy.
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