They Moved My Bowl (6 page)

“Dog bites man, eh? Great, we’ll hold the front page.”

“I never used to think in terms of dog years.’

“I was clipped for summer.’

“Hey, do you want to hear a good cat joke?”

“It’s good for my image.”

“If I didn’t know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now.”

“So you woke up and found yourself in the pound.

Is that when you decided to turn your life around?”

“Yeah, I’m O.K. Are you O.K.?”

“Cut that out.”

“Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers.”

“You heard, me, pal, the bitch gets the part.”