They Moved My Bowl (3 page)

“Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can’t shut me up.”

I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table.”

“Stay cool—we’re picking up a lot of chatter.”

“The rug will not be sent out for lab tests.?

“I give you the seven-billion-dollar pup,then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup,and we’ve each made seven billion dollars.”

“Oh, God, am I housebroken.”

“Well, please look again, Operator. It’s Fluffy—F-L-U-F-FY—and she lives in Larchmont.”

“Yeah? Well, I happen to know that
you’re
not supposed to be in here, either.”

“My bark is worse than my bite, and my bark is sort of a yap.”

“The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well.”