Read The Twyborn Affair Online
Authors: Patrick White
But they were not alone. Madame Vatatzes had gone, only too willingly, to fetch the
porto
, and they were left with the old man.
He told them, âHaving company so seldomâand, I must admit, not needing itâone wonders what would amuse the guests.' He looked at them so intently he might at any moment splinter in all directions.
Hands deep in his Harris pockets, Curly found the courage to suggest, âIf you didn't want us, why did you invite us?'
âThat, you must ask E.,' Monsieur Vatatzes replied, âwho may now be going for a swim instead of fetching the
porto
. E. is inclined to attempt suicide at all those moments one doesn't care to face.'
âBut will probably never succeed if she hasn't brought it off by now,' Mrs Golson contributed, and added, â
I
am the least successful suicide.'
Her husband was amazed. âAren't we being morbid?'
âAfter the Italians, “morbid” is a condition of cheeses,' said Monsieur Vatatzes. âHuman beings are human
âhélas
.' He stood mopping his high forehead on which sweat was glistening.
As she hadn't been invited to sit, Mrs Golson now did so, and her
husband followed suit. They might not have been the human beings old Vatatzes insisted did exist, more likely inflated rubber dolls invoked for their hosts to puncture.
Just then Madame Vatatzes returned with a tray, a bottle of
porto
, and four glass thimbles. (Curly used to say, âForeigners see to it you don't get drunk at their expense.') On entering the room, one bare foot stubbed itself on the edge of the carpet, and the bottle might have crashed to the floor if Curly hadn't sprung and caught it. (Joanie Golson was so proud of her cricketer husband.)
Madame Vatatzes accepted it all as a matter of course. Indeed, she might not have been present; stooped above the tray, re-arranging the bottle and the glass thimbles, she was as unaware as her bare feet.
Mrs Golson was able to study her afresh, the tendrils escaping from the nape of her neck, the little, almost imperceptible hackles rising from the ridges of her great toes. The finger-joints could have been arthritic, and must have prevented her ever dragging off those antique rings, had she wanted to, but probably she didn't want. The rings of women such as Madame Vatatzes (like Eadie Twyborn) were ingrained and ingrown.
Joan Golson had a sudden brief vision of an enslaved dog or cat rubbing against, licking the beringed hand casually offered for adulation.
She looked at her husband to see whether he had caught her at it.
He hadn't. Curly was more likely preparing for the stroke he had started expecting in recent years. There was a vein in his temple which reminded his wife of that other, horrid one.
She looked away.
âShouldn't we have something to eat?' Monsieur Vatatzes remembered. âIn for a penny, in for a poundâor is it the pig is in for a poke?'
âAngelos had an English governess,' his wife informed herself as much as those who could not know. âWansborough, wasn't it?'
âWalmsley!' He might never forgive her the mistake.
Somewhat to Madame Vatatzes' relief, the Golsons declined food, with incredulous chins and murmurs of âfigures' and âlivers'.
â
But
,' said Mrs Golson, glancing at her husband, âwe were hoping you might treat us to some music.'
âThey may not be in the mood, treasure. Nobody is always in the mood.'
That Curly might have developed a sensibility perhaps superior to her own, astonished and annoyed Joanie; it was not to be expected in a man.
âOf course if they don't feel like it. I know one has to feel like it â¦' Then she blushed, looking to the Vatatzes for some manner of corroboration or forgiveness.
Neither of them showed a sign. They had sunk into chairs. Their eyelids looked as solid as stone.
Of them all, only Curly appeared to be enjoying himself, his resentful wife could tell. He had drained his tot of rather nasty wine, and sat revolving the glass thimble between a finger and thumb gigantic by comparison. His calves tensed, he was beating time with the balls of his feet. She hoped he was not about to take the floor.
âWhere you've got it over we Australians,' she heard with horror, âyou know how to start early.' He clucked with his tongue in the direction of his empty glass.
âI'd have thought,' she hastened to correct, ânobody could teach the Australians.'
âWhat's wrong with the Australians, darling? Except that that's what we happen to be.'
She could not refute it, nor remind him that he would refer to the horrid
porto
as ârotgut' at some less exotic, more rational hour.
Monsieur Vatatzes had sucked in his lips till his mouth resembled nothing so much as a wrinkle in a sooty lemon, through which was squeezed the sour assertion, âOther Australians have not come my wayâexcepting E.'
âWhat?' Mrs Golson was almost propelled out of her collapsing Provençal chair. âYou're not
born
Australian?'
Curly did not utter, but conveyed his slightly incredulous approval; the Golsons loomed at Madame Vatatzes as though all three had been Christians in a pagan world, that of Madame
Vatatzes' husband. He, by contrast, and Orthodoxy, repudiated those who could have beenâwell, Bogomils, Bulgars
âBarbarians
.
Naturally Eudoxia, torn between opposite camps, was terribly distracted.
At least Mr Golson, regardless of anybody else, poured himself another tot of the very indifferent
porto
. âTo celebrate,' he had the grace to apologise.
While Mrs Golson continued sitting forward on her creaking chair in a state of precarious enthusiasm. âDo tell!' she coaxed. âWhere are you from? Melbourne?' before venturing breathlessly to hope, âSydney perhaps?'
âOh,' Madame Vatatzes sighed, still not raising her heavy eyelids, âit was so long ago I can't feel I came from there. Or,' she murmured, âbelong anywhere, for that matter.'
Her husband had opened his eyes and was staring at her with an expression determined to accuse her of any step he might consider false, while she, in her passive stone-bound condition, seemed equally determined not to give him cause, not at the moment anyway. Although impressed by the sight of Monsieur Vatatzes' commanding eyes, Mrs Golson regretted the withdrawal of those other jewelled ones which, now that she had this additional clue, might have enabled her to do her sums on past and present.
It was immensely irritating. She sank back at last, exhausted, exuding in her frustration and her tan velour, the luscious promise, the tantalising glitter of a
baba au rhum
.
Fortunately for her, Curly at least continued to find his wife luscious. Did Monsieur Vatatzes too, perhaps? For as she sank back into her chair and her brown confection, he rose in his black, his veined hands working like talons, which till now had only dangled limply from his arms and the arms of his chair.
The old cove was wearing round his neck on a broad black ribbon of watered silk, something Curly had already noticed, and dismissed out of loyalty to their sex: a gold emblem in the shape of a two-headed eagle. Could you beat it?
âIf it's music they want,' and the Imperial Eagle looked full at
E. Boyd Golson rather than at the female of the species, âhadn't we better give it to themâDoxy?' His teeth seemed to implant ignominy in the one who bore what Mrs Golson presumed was a nickname, an unfortunate one.
Otherwise she was so delighted she drew from her chair all the sounds of threatening collapse. She clutched the handbag which contained the jewel she would almost surely offer eventually to Madame Vatatzes, metaphorically on bended knee.
It was Curly who now withdrew, into a male despair, as the young woman rose and dedicated herself to her husband's wishes and their guests' entertainment. She was delightful of form, moving, swaying, in this bleached-out robe which only a âbohemian' would be seen dead in, but carrying it off with a style of her own, unlike Joanie (he would never criticise Joan's taste in dress: it was too right and too expensive) but this young erect sheaf, he could see her falling to the reaper's sickle, possibly his ownâyes, his own.
He looked at Joanie. She was too entranced by the prospect of culture to cotton on to a man's thoughts, so he eased his crotch, and resigned himself to the tedium he was in for.
Madame Vatatzes had seated herself at her end of the oblong piano-stool. She had arranged everything trailing which needed to be arranged, behind her, thus leaving room for the old boy.
At the same time Joanie Golson was arranging her chin in the hollow of her hand, her beatific smile preparing to be pollinated by the music scattered on it by Madame Vatatzesâless by that nasty old man her husband. Joanie had forgotten her former life, Australia, Eadie Twyborn, and in the present, threats of war. Her receptive soul was yearning to collaborate in giving birth to a promised music.
The silence, Madame Vatatzes, Mrs Golson, even the resistant Mr Golson, all were waiting; when the old Greek stalked towards the piano, in a slight susurration of pin-feathers, and clanking of the gold Imperial emblem.
âWhich is it to be, Angelos?' his creature asked.
âShall we give them
Jeux
?' He laughed, and seated himself beside
her on the unyielding stool. âYes,
Jeux d'enfants
,' he decided, âis what I think they ought to get.' You too, his voice seemed to be implying.
So they started out on this prim walk with the governesses, along the Prokymea, or in other cases, round Rushcutters Bay. The bow into which a sash was gathered bobbing against the waterline. Of splintering blue or submerged stocks. And not without its menace of lantana, through which Curly Golson blundered in search of something he could put his hand on. The future scarcely anyone had found. Not Joanie, her freckle-encrusted cleavage bursting with unwritten love letters. The exiled Greek extinguished by his crown, or its substitute the peasant hat, the aura of which he was still wearing, and not the least, the little-boyhood from which he had never disentangled himself.
So they played, they all played, whether actively or not, the
Jeux
, the games Madame Llewellyn-Boieldieu's warped piano keys released. Curly's fingers all thumbs and a blood-blister as he made some attempt at groping after the elusive music. Joanie clasping the amethyst in its several wrappings: of tissue paper, beaded silk, and flesh. More frenetically the two Vatatzes, shoulders bumping as they spun tops, or galloped towards a climax neither they nor Miss Wansborough-Walmsley, Fräulien Felser, or Mademoiselle Le Grand, of dappled necks and crimson nostrils, might ever achieve, rocking and rocking on their stationary rockers.
âEudoxia,' Angelos Vatatzes shouted, âyour bass is too pedestrian,' and stopped.
Herself seemingly desolated, Eudoxia continued for a few bars in the bass which had offended her husband.
When at last Madame Vatatzes halted, brutal in turn in her abruptness, the governess in black might have brought her ruler down on Doxy's knuckles, the sharp edge on cold morning.
It left the Golsons somewhat confused. For Curly it was simply a case of too much bloody music. Joanie on the other hand bled for her love.
Again they were all sitting at attention, while Teakle, the other
side of the wall, somewhere under the olive-tree, was clearing his throat. Mrs Golson heard the subsequent gob hurtle and settle, or so she thought. She saw the amethyst lying at Madame Vatatzes' large feet. Were the hackled toes rejecting her?
They sat until, disregarding all indignities, Eudoxia launched without her husband into deeper seas of music, thrashing out to escape from the weed of human relationships, and he, perhaps recognising the attempt, joined in with a wild disdain.
The Vatatzes were playing, like many marriages, together and apart, but where their
Jeux d'enfants
had been performed with an angular malice, now the musicians swirled in romantic carnation-tinted circles. Were they perhaps revolving in the waltzes Mrs Golson had heard on that other occasion when she returned to confirm her love? She was sure finally that these were the same waltzes, and breathed so deep she choked on the musty dust rising from bowls of stale pot-pourri and rented carpet, stifled by the moted air where all the poetry of which she had been cheated trembled and expired. Unavoidably, she started coughing behind a knuckle of the hand not engaged with the amethyst.
Mrs Golson was racked by her cough; and not a lozenge in her bag. If only she could have sucked the uncut amethyst, a pebble in her desert of despair, as her wretched cough humped her against recurring themes: her youthful caper with Eadie Twyborn when they crashed that supper dance at the Australia, the circular motion of Daddy's chapped, tremulous hand stroking her cheek, Curly cavorting at the net, all bravura in white flannels, all male, and yes, the smell of a man, which had shocked when first introduced by Doxy Vatatzes, but which now rose naturally enough out of memory and the swell of music.
Whoever the Vatatzes were wooing it was not each other. As their tempo grew more reckless, the piece they were playing was falling apart. She had become the leader in spite of every indication of his musical displeasure. In his narrowed shoulders, shuddering elbows, Mrs Golson sensed a moral disapproval, worse still, a physical crisis. She was reminded of the seizure which had carried
off Daddy, and Daddy's only unkind words:
If what they tell me is true, Joanie ⦠and what strangers tell is usually true ⦠dancing at the Australia with a woman ⦠in a corked-on moustache ⦠then I've failed to â¦
After which, poor Daddy turned blue. It was one of the many incidents she had never been able to forgive herself.
And this horrid old Greek, what did he know? He had grown so brittle he promised to break on the piano-stool. Would he accuse her from the carpet as Daddy had from amongst the feather pillows which more than likely caused his asthma and cardiac seizure? Joanie could not have borne to be accused again: two murders were too much in the lifetime of an innocent woman whose only vice was a need for tenderness, romantic sunsets, and emotional conceits of a feminine nature.