Authors: Matt Whyman
Based on what he had heard since planting the bug, Vernon English was sure of one thing: food was important to the Savages.
Parked down the road, within range of the device, he had sat and listened in to all kind of conversations about cooking. Angelica was in charge of the kitchen, so it seemed, but everyone showed an interest in whatever was on the hob, under the grill or in the oven. A feast was planned, he had learned, which was an unusual term for anyone to be using in this day and age. Still, it was hardly evidence that Titus was involved in the death of Lulabelle Hart.
After several days trailing the man home from work and then plugging in his earpiece, Vernon was beginning to think that Titus Savage's worst crime was a weak spot for pickled walnuts straight from the jar. The joke about each one looking like a shrunken brain wasn't funny the first time he had heard it, and yet Titus continued to trot it out. Vernon recorded everything, unaware that it would one day be released to a public hungry for an insight into the family. Just then, the private investigator was half listening to a chat between Angelica and her daughter, Sasha. The pair were preparing tea and cupcakes or some such, he wasn't sure what. Still, he knew it was worth keeping the channel open because Titus was also in the house. To keep himself occupied, and break the boredom, Vernon was munching on a packet of sea salt and malt vinegar flavoured crisps. Having missed what could've been a vital lead, all for the sake of a bucket of chicken nuggets, he wasn't going to let himself go hungry on the job again. Vernon balled the empty packet in one hand and tossed it into the passenger floor well. It landed in among all the other discarded packets, not just for crisps but biscuits and sweets. He eyed them for a moment, wishing he had the willpower to pick up some raisins or bananas instead of the snacks.
âYou should watch what you eat,' he told himself, and looked down at his waistline. As a younger man, he'd have described himself as whippet thin. He hadn't grown fat as such. It's just his gut looked more like a loaf of bread that had failed to rise properly in the oven. He put this down to years of cooking for one after the divorce, which had involved a lot of ready meals. âWe'll bring something next time,' he added, as if to reassure his stomach that he hadn't given up on getting the washboard back.
Vernon surfaced from what was frankly a pipe dream by the sound of a car passing, and then pulling up outside the Savage residence. He sat up in his seat, reaching for his notebook at the same time so that he could take down the registration plate. The young man who climbed out of the driver's side looked strikingly confident to Vernon. He was one of those youths who dressed smartly to counter a carefully waxed and sculpted mop of hair. It was meant to look wind-blown, as if the guy had been brooding on a craggy tor. Vernon disliked him straight away, whoever he turned out to be.
Sasha had worked hard in the kitchen to prepare for Jack's visit. She'd managed to persuade her parents that a supper was just too much. It risked idle chat turning into an investigation. Asking Jack to drop round for a cup of tea, before they headed off for an evening out, was surely more than enough to satisfy their curiosity.
âWe're only being responsible parents,' Angelica had said, when she found Sasha decorating a batch of cupcakes fresh from the oven.
âI know that,' said Sasha. âIt's the opportunity to embarrass me that I could really do without.'
âWould I do that?'
âIt isn't you I'm worried about.'
Angelica didn't need to ask if she was referring to her father.
âThese look lovely,' she said after a moment, and inspected the cakes a little closer. It was clear that Sasha had gone to great lengths here, but when she picked one up it left a lot of crumbs behind. Angelica didn't like to criticise, but took a moment too long to reach for a compliment. âI'm sure Jack will appreciate the effort you've made,' she said eventually.
Sasha finished by sprinkling a pinch of especially-sourced hundreds and thousands over her creations, and figured her mother might as well know.
âIt's a vegan recipe,' she told her. âNo eggs or butter.'
All of a sudden, Sasha felt her mother's gaze turn upon her.
âJack is a vegetarian, no? Eggs and butter won't kill him.'
âHe's thinking of cutting out dairy. I just thought this would give him a taste of what's in store. I used soya milk and vegetable oil as a substitute, but I'm sure they'll taste OK.'
Angelica struggled not to pull a face.
âListen to you,' she said. âYou're a Savage, Sasha. Savages don't go vegetarian, let alone vegan. Exactly
what
is it about this boy that's turned your head?'
Sasha took the cupcakes across to the table, where she'd already laid out plates, cups and saucers.
âThis isn't about Jack,' she said, without making eye contact with her mother. âHe's just switched me onto the possibilities when it comes to food.'
âWell, you can eat well and get on with your life,' muttered Angelica, âor you can put your figure before your happiness.'
âMum, I promise you this isn't about how I look.' Sasha turned to face her. âIt's about how I feel on the inside.'
Angelica was taken aback by her daughter's force of opinion. Facing her, she looked directly into her eyes and didn't let up as she appealed to her.
âPlease don't go vegan. It would be a step to far for your father and me.'
âAnd for me,' said Sasha, smiling now. âI was just keen to see how they turned out. It's good to experiment with food!'
âAt last, we agree on something,' said Angelica, and some warmth came into her expression. âJust don't tell your father what's in them.'
âYou mean what's
not
in them,' said Sasha.
It was an exchange that served to further soften the mood between them. For the next few minutes, Sasha and Angelica worked together to clear the kitchen. By the time Ivan joined them, everything was ready for Jack's arrival.
âMmm, cakes!' the boy declared, and grabbed one from the plate. He moved so quickly that it didn't disintegrate until it had reached his mouth.
âLeave that!' snapped Sasha, but it was too late. âMum, tell him!'
Angelica was used to intervening in squabbles between the pair. On this occasion, watching Ivan's gleeful expression begin to pinch into distaste, she figured he had just learned not to take food without asking.
âEww,' he said, having struggled to swallow it down. âCan I get a drink of water? What's
in
this?'
âServes you right,' grumbled Sasha, and set about rearranging the plate of cupcakes.
âWe have a visitor,' Angelica said, as Ivan hurried to the tap. âHe's picky about what he eats.'
Having filled a cup and taken a swig, Ivan switched his gaze to Sasha.
âThe vegetarian is coming here now?'
âWill everyone stop calling him that?' demanded Sasha. âHis name is Jack.'
A trace of a smile crossed Ivan's face.
âI hope he likes cupcakes,' the boy said, as Titus could be heard making his way down the stairs. âEspecially ones that taste like chalk.'
âNo stirring,' warned Angelica, pointing a finger at him, which she then dropped when her husband strode into the kitchen. He was clutching a sheaf of papers, and seemed very pleased with himself.
âTomorrow is going to be a good day,' declared Titus. âIt looks like the deal is about to be done.'
âThe company takeover?' asked Angelica, trying to sound interested.
âAccording to my sources they've run out of options,' he said, and clapped his son on the shoulder. âNobody escapes from the Savages.'
âDad,' said Sasha, having checked her mobile phone. âJack has just texted me. He's outside. You will be nice to him, won't you? Promise me you won't tell stories about me when I was younger, or bring up the subject of ⦠meat.'
Titus smiled, but said nothing in reply as the sound of the doorbell rang through the house.
Jack Greenway had expected Sasha to greet him at the door, not the whole family. It was why he had dropped her a line, hoping she would answer alone so he could make a low-key entry. Instead, even her grandfather could be seen at the top of the stairs, peering down in his dressing gown.
âSorry,' said Sasha, grimacing. âHe probably doesn't realise it's untied.'
âNow is not the time for apologies,' said Titus, extending his hand from behind his daughter. âIt's great to put a face to the name.'
âLikewise,' said Jack, and did his best to match the strength of the handshake. âA pleasure to meet you.'
âThis is my wife, Angelica.'
âMrs Savage,' said Jack, noting that her handshake was in complete contrast. It felt like he had just clasped a dead fish in his palm.
âThat's my father upstairs,' said Titus, before pushing his young son forward. âAnd here is Ivan.'
For a second, Jack's smile faltered. Ivan, however, grinned at the sixth former who had tried to humiliate him earlier in the week.
âSo, this is your boyfriend?' he said to Sasha. âYou should invite him inside.'
âWell, I would,' said Sasha. âIf everyone can stop being so nice and give him some space.'
âTake Jack into the kitchen,' said Titus, who continued to sound unnervingly welcoming. Angelica hadn't seen him smiling this much since preparations for the last feast. She put this down to the business deal, and hoped that he and Jack would at least get along at some level.
Before the front door closed, Vernon English had already identified the Savages' visitor. A call to an ex-colleague on the police force, which he paid for in pints of beer and a kebab whenever they met for a social, allowed him to trade the vehicle registration plate for a name and address. Vernon was surprised the car belonged to the kid. Jack Olivier Greenway was in his late teens, perhaps, but the motor was one of those sophisticated types that didn't choke up the environment.
âSpoiled by his parents, no doubt,' he said down the line, before closing the call to his man on the inside.
Placing his mobile on the dashboard, Vernon turned up the volume on the bug receiver. By rights, having heard Titus boast of his takeover plans, he should've called the company straight away. Vernon had photographic evidence of all the secret meetings Titus had conducted with their mole. That money had changed hands in exchange for inside information was a breach of all manner of regulations. It could easily cause trouble for Titus, but Vernon had his sights on nailing the man for a far more serious crime. The longer he spent tailing the head of the Savage household, and learning about his life, the more convinced he became about his involvement in the death of Lulabelle Hart. The police might not have treated her demise as suspicious, but Vernon had carried out his own investigation. He had travelled to the coast and spoken to staff at the train station and the bus company. Lulabelle didn't drive, and yet when he produced a photograph of the woman nobody had any recollection of seeing her on the night in question. It didn't prove anything, of course, but it raised Vernon's suspicions no end. Unless the model travelled by taxi, at great expense, then her only other likely means of transport involved being zipped inside a holdall in the boot of the Savages' 4x4.
âCome on, Titus,' he said to himself. âSpill the beans to your friend, Vernon.'
Tweaking the transmitter dial to improve the reception, Vernon settled back in his seat and listened closely as the Savages welcomed their guest into the kitchen. He doubted very much that he would hear a full and frank confession. What interested him just then was how uptight the daughter had sounded about the way Titus might react to her boyfriend. Worrying that your dad might embarrass you was standard issue in households up and down the land. From what Vernon had picked up, however, Sasha made it sound like the man could spring a horrible surprise.
âSo, tell us,' said Titus as he crossed the kitchen for the kettle, âwhat is that car of yours like to drive?'
âA dream,' said Jack, and plunged his hands inside his pockets. âIt's fuel efficient with low carbon emissions.'
âThat's good to hear,' said Titus, nodding his approval. âBut what I mean is can you get it out of the slow lane on the motorway without the battery running flat?'
Sasha, who was standing close to Jack as if to shield him from bullets, felt herself dying on the inside.
âThe battery takes its charge from the engine,' she told her father. âEven I know that. The technology has moved on massively.'
âLike the times,' Jack muttered under his breath, and flashed a grin at Sasha.
Titus had his back turned to the boy, filling the kettle with water, but he heard the comment clearly. It was amusing. The kid had quick wits. He didn't like him one bit. If anything, thought Titus, Jack was asking to be tested.
âI hope you like cupcakes,' said Angelica, who had just popped upstairs to collect Katya from her crib. âSasha made them herself.'
âI used a special recipe,' said Sasha.
âCool.' Jack selected one from the plate. âWhat's in them?'
â
Mince!
' cried Kat, just as Jack prepared to take a bite.
âIgnore her,' Angelica assured him. âIt's her only word.'
â
Mince!
'
Jack looked from the toddler to Sasha and then to the cupcake. âRight,' he said. âThat's unusual.'
âThe cupcake is vegan,' said Sasha, under the sound of the kettle coming to the boil. âTry it.'
Jack inspected the cake one more time, aware that Ivan was watching him intently. Titus, meanwhile, was staring at the plate as if he couldn't quite believe what was on offer here. Angelica shot him a look, reminding him to be on his best behaviour.