Authors: Matt Whyman
âCan I go now?' he asked, having stopped abruptly when the bell rang for break time. Mrs Risbie was surprised that Ivan didn't want to continue, given how enthusiastically he had just been talking about their best ever holiday.
âWell, I was enjoying your account of the safari,' she said, keen for him to continue. âLooking out for all those wildebeest must've been fun. Animal conservation is an admirable cause.'
Ivan looked confused for a moment, as if perhaps she had misunderstood something, but nodded all the same.
âI really should go,' he said, and gathered his schoolbag from the floor. âDo I need to come back again?'
Mrs Risbie considered this for a moment. There was nothing in Ivan's life that needed unpicking, she decided. Yes, he had some difficulties empathising with people, especially those in need of help or sympathy, but that clearly didn't apply when it came to his life at home. The kid was just a little odd. That didn't make him a bad apple.
âShall we see how you get on?' she suggested as Ivan Savage rose to leave. âMy door is always open to you.'
Just seconds after leaving the school counsellor's office, Ivan had completely forgotten about his conversation with Mrs Risbie. He'd even switched off the light on his way out, despite the fact that she was still on the sofa behind him. Swinging his bag from one shoulder to the other, he made his way along the corridor with just one thing in mind. After the reception his last practical joke had earned him, the boy had something new up his sleeve. He'd ordered the device online and made some small adjustments to the way it worked. What he planned now was a public performance before class that would be sure to make him the centre of attention.
As he headed for the classroom, Ivan spotted his sister approaching. The pair made eye contact, which was about as friendly as they could be at school. It was only as he passed that Sasha glanced over her shoulder with some concern.
âWhat's he up to?' she muttered to her friends. âI know that look.'
By the time the bell rang again, Ivan was waiting for his classmates to file in. They found him standing at the teacher's desk, as if preparing to take the lesson. With his schoolbag open at his feet, he was holding an object in his hands that some of them had seen at magic shows.
âIt's a finger guillotine,' he announced, as people took to their seats. âWith a difference.'
âHere we go,' whispered one girl to her friend.
Nobody thought that Ivan was dangerous. They just considered him to be a bit different. He wasn't a popular boy, but nor did he easily attract enemies. If anything, most people just kept a little distance from him. On this occasion, however, Ivan had a captive audience. When no pupil accepted his invitation to volunteer, he shrugged and announced that he would perform the stunt himself.
âNow, this could be bloody,' he said, ignoring the groans and the sound of exercise books being opened in readiness for the teacher. Ivan was disappointed to see that only a few of his classmates were paying any attention at all. Most were pretending not to notice. With the guillotine placed on the desk, he stood behind it and slipped his index finger through the hole. âObserve closely,' he announced, and raised the handle that lifted the blade. With one final glance at the class, where he was pleased to see a few more eyes on him, he squeezed his eyes shut and prepared to slam down the blade. He held his breath, counted to three in his mind, and then opened his eyes with a start when a voice commanded him to stop what he was doing right away.
âIvan, this is no time for tricks!' his teacher barked, a man with a mouth that everyone said looked too large for his face. âSit down right away!'
The boy glanced across at the rest of the class. Now everyone was looking at him.
âBut it isn't a trick,' he grumbled, and reluctantly withdrew his finger from the guillotine.
The device was to make a second appearance later that day, at the back of the school bus home. According to those who witnessed the episode, Ivan was asked to move from his seat. It wasn't a threat, by all accounts. It's just that's where the Year 10 boys liked to gather. Most kids in Year 7 would've moved without question. Instead, Ivan showed some reluctance, and that's when things turned nasty.
âAm I going to have to make you move?' growled a redheaded boy called Thomas, who had come to accept being called Ginger Tom by everyone including his teachers.
âYou can try,' said Ivan, matter-of-factly, âbut you'll regret it.'
Ginger Tom looked back at his mates. He wasn't a bad lad at all. It's just he'd got himself into a position where he couldn't back down. Turning back to Ivan, he saw a way that might persuade the boy to shift that didn't involve physical force.
âLet me help you.' Snatching Ivan's bag, before he could be stopped, Tom opened it up and peered inside. âWhat's this?' he asked, on spotting the little guillotine in among the school books.
âDon't play with that!' Ivan lunged at it, but Ginger Tom was too quick for him. He jerked it away and then held it aloft, grinning.
âThere's only one magic trick you need to perform,' he said. âAnd that's a disappearing act. Now give me the seat and you can have it back.'
Ivan held his gaze for a moment.
âIt isn't a magic trick,' he said.
âOh right,' said Ginger Tom. âIt's for real, is it?
âYep.'
By now, Ginger Tom's mates were pressing around him for a closer look.
âStick your finger in it,' someone suggested. âGive it a go, Tom.'
Grinning, Tom rested the guillotine on top of the seat rest in front of Ivan and inserted a digit.
âI wouldn't do that,' said Ivan, who watched with interest nonetheless.
âOr what? You'll look like a liar?'
Returning his attention to the guillotine, Tom lifted the blade. A phone camera appeared over his shoulder, fired up to film the event.
â
Do it, Ginger Tom. Do it!
'
He glanced at Ivan one more time, but didn't look so gleeful any more. Tom's attention moved back to the guillotine, with calls of encouragement still filling in his ears. One last look at the Savage boy was enough to change his mind. It was the gleam in his eye, coupled with the faint trace of a smile, that told Ginger Tom this wasn't a good idea at all. Snatching his finger from the guillotine, much to the disappointment of the crowd, he quickly reached inside his school jacket and produced a pencil. Without a word, he jabbed it into the slot and slammed the handle down.
The blade cut through the pencil as if it was made from butter. In the brief moment it took for the sharp end to drop to the floor of the bus, every single witness had fallen silent.
When his face went on to make the newspapers, Vernon English didn't seem like the kind of person a company would hire as a private investigator. With his soft leather cap, worn at an angle, his flattened nose and stubbly, hangdog chops, he looked more like a boxing trainer ready to throw in the towel.
âCould passengers move along the aisle, please? We can't close the doors if people are pressing against them.'
Vernon was cheap, however, which made him attractive to a struggling organisation at the mercy of a hostile takeover. Just then, the man responsible for moving in on the company was travelling to work by tube. Vernon could just about see him across the crowded carriage. When the company's boss had first called Vernon's office, which wasn't an office at all but the mobile phone in his pocket, the man sounded desperate. Titus Savage is set to pounce on us, is what he told the private investigator. Everyone knows he's unconventional in the way he does business. We need to prove he's actually breaking laws if we stand any chance of survival. Get the dirt, Mr English. Do whatever it takes so we can persuade the man to prey elsewhere.
âThe gentleman in the cap and quilted bodywarmer. Will you please find some space or step off and wait for the next train. There's one right behind.'
It took a moment for Vernon to realise that the conductor on the Tannoy was addressing him directly. He glanced around. Everyone was looking in his direction. Much to their annoyance, he used his considerable weight to push himself further into the carriage.
âSorry,' he grumbled, as the doors finally closed. âSorry, is that your foot?'
There was no way that Vernon was going to lose sight of Titus Savage. He'd been on the case for just a short time, but already there had been a suspect exchange in a back alley. Vernon had noted it all from his favourite observation post, which was on a high stool facing out of a coffee shop with a grande latte in one hand and crumbs from an almond croissant all down his front. Now he had chosen to follow Savage home. It was important that he built a complete picture of the man, not just at work but also at play. As the tube pulled away, Vernon reached up from the throng to grab the rail. Beside him, level with his armpit, a young woman closed her eyes, crinkled her nose and evidently tried to picture herself in her special place. Vernon pretended not to notice her. He did the very same with the bald man in the silk scarf further down the carriage. Titus was standing over a couple in matching anoraks who were consulting a map of London. He too was holding onto the rail, and seemed totally lost in thought. The private investigator paid him no more than a cursory glance. Titus lived some way out from the city, and would be travelling eight more stops. Until then, Vernon assured himself, while gazing at an advert for laxatives, his target wasn't going anywhere.
There was a point just behind the ear that Titus considered a guilty pleasure. Towards the end of a warm day, it was possible to detect a slight but telling odour. This was down to a sweat produced by the eccrine gland. The fold in the skin behind the lobe interested Titus because it formed a trap where a particularly oily film of the stuff would mature. Even though the smell was undetectable to most people, it revealed a great deal to experienced nostrils.
Leaning over the couple with the map, Titus breathed in and savoured the intermingling odour of two specimens. Like a wine connoisseur, he was able to break down the components and make a quality assessment. In this case, the couple were in good health, well exercised and enjoyed a balanced diet. In terms of appeal, however, they were both a little too mature for his liking. What put Titus off completely was the top note of trimethylamine he detected. This natural chemical was released in times of stress, and could make the flesh a little fishy. Given that these guys were clearly tourists in a strange city and quite possibly a long way from home, it was no surprise that they were feeling tense. As the tube train pulled into the next station, the pair appeared to be torn as to whether or not they should get off. They looked at one another, and then back at the map, before bickering in their mother tongue.
Titus stood back and smiled to himself. It was an amusing exercise. Something he often enjoyed during rush hour to make the journey go that bit quicker. The Savages didn't just go around slaying people day after day to feed their appetite for human flesh. It was a delicacy. A treat they enjoyed on an occasional basis. Sometimes they would prepare a feast to mark a special moment in their lives. At other times, consuming someone would be necessary because they had come too close to the truth for comfort.
âExcuse me, sir,' the male tourist said in broken English, and turned to face him. âWhich way to the Palace?'
As visitors to this country, the couple would've been mightily impressed by the time and courtesy Titus went on to display. He showed them their destination on the map, explained that they were travelling in the wrong direction, and then stood at the open door and pointed out the correct platform. As the couple stepped off, thanking him profusely, Titus bowed his head and wished them a good day. At the same time, in the furthest recess of his mind, he was debating whether salt curing might draw out the stress taint, particularly from a nice cut like the thigh or ribcage. If that worked out, he thought to himself, it could just leave the meat ripe for a mouth-wateringly tender, slow-cooked Stroganov.
Titus was just calculating the likely oven time when a young man rushed between the closing doors of the train. It was a dramatic entry and Titus was alone in ignoring it. He continued to enjoy preparing the imaginary dish, gazing at the roof panelling as the tube pulled off once more. Then, as a distinctive smell reached his senses, he lowered his gaze and blinked just once. The young man across from him was wearing a suit, open at the throat. He was eating a cheeseburger, which was what now commanded the attention of the bald man opposite. Titus watched him take a bite, and then another in a desperate bid to stop the ketchup from slopping on his shoes. Judging by his outfit, and sharp, angular haircut, he was either an estate agent on an early rung of the career ladder, or in direct sales of some description. Either way, he wasn't much older than Sasha, and looked both ambitious and hungry to make his mark on the world.
What was his daughter doing, he thought to himself, going out with a
vegetarian
? Those vitamin-deficient pantywaists really couldn't be trusted. It just wasn't right, in his view. It went against man's early instincts as a hunter. OK, so someone had to stay back and tend to the potatoes and the cress or whatever, but Titus doubted very much that anyone who was fit and strong enough to stalk elk and bison would volunteer. Meat dodgers just made him nervous. That was all. Watching the young man cram the last of the cheeseburger into his mouth, Titus hoped that Sasha would see sense soon. Even if this new boy in her life had a good soul, he'd still lack heart and guts. Ultimately, she could do so much better than that.
Titus had just decided that he would help his daughter reach this conclusion sooner rather than later when the tube pulled into the next stop. Having licked the grease from his fingers, the young man turned for the doors and waited for them to open. With several more stops before he reached home, Titus sighed to himself and looked around. Quite a few passengers remained on the carriage. A couple more suits, both too depressed for his liking, a man in his sixties in full jogging gear and some bulky guy in a jazz hat and sleeveless body warmer. Titus was just wondering to himself whether the hat was leather or synthetic when the guy glanced around and caught his eye. In a blink, he pulled the peak of his cap low, switched his attention to the floor and then did his level best not to look back. Titus smiled to himself, and wondered what his dear wife had prepared for supper.