Read The Revolution Trade (Merchant Princes Omnibus 3) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
This would be harder than dealing with Dr. Darling.
‘I’ll walk,’ she told Mhara as her young companion opened the minivan door for her.
Bad idea to look weak
.
‘Yes, milady . . .’
Something about her tone of voice caught Iris’s attention. ‘Yes?’ she said sharply.
‘By your pardon, milady, but will you be expecting me to . . . you know?’
Iris sighed. ‘Absolutely not,’ she said, in a more gentle tone of voice. ‘I’m here to talk, not to clean up loose ends; you don’t need to worry about conflict of
interests. You can leave your kit in the trunk if you want.’
‘Thank you, milady.’ Mhara sounded relieved; but, Iris noticed, she made no move to jettison her shoulder bag. ‘That won’t be necessary.’
Iris made her way slowly past the unmanned reception desk towards the elevator beyond. Looking up, she noticed the CCTV camera and paused, giving it time for a good look at her. Then she
shuffled forward and pressed and held the call button.
‘Iris Beckstein,’ she said. ‘His lordship is expecting me.’
The lift doors opened. Iris gave Mhara an ironic little smile. ‘After you,’ she said.
‘Thank you, milady.’ Mhara held the lift open for her – redundantly – looking slightly puzzled. ‘Why is there no security?’ she asked as the doors closed.
‘You didn’t notice, did you?’ Iris asked. Mhara shook her head. ‘This used to be a level two safe house, before they let it out for commercial rent ten years ago. They
recommissioned it a few months ago, at a guess, after that bastard Matthias went over the wall. If we weren’t expected, the doors wouldn’t have opened. And if we’d tried to force
the issue’ – she raised her walking stick – ‘the sprinkler system isn’t for putting out fires.’
‘Ugh.’ Mhara looked at the ceiling, her eyes widening as she noticed the black Perspex hemispheres in two corners.
Naïve, but give her time . . .
Iris waited, trying to prepare herself for the coming confrontation.
The elevator car stopped and the doors slid open. ‘After you.’
Iris gestured towards the door opposite, then shuffled after Mhara. A moment later, the door opened. ‘Your ladyship?’ The polite young man in a suit that didn’t quite conceal
his shoulder holster held the door open. ‘They’re waiting for you in the boardroom.’
‘Really?’ Iris smiled brightly. ‘Mhara, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait outside.’
‘Certainly, milady – ’
‘I can see to her comfort.’
‘You will.’ Cutting their chatter dead, Iris picked up her pace and hobbled past him, leaning heavily on her stick. It would be the second door on the left, if they’d followed
the standard layout . . .
The boardroom was small, dominated by a huge meeting table surrounded by chairs designed to keep their occupants from falling asleep prematurely. The door’s reinforced frame, and the
shuttered box on one wall – a discreet cabinet that might equally hide a projection screen or an expensive plasma TV as anything more exotic – were the only obvious signs to distinguish
it from a meeting room in any other law firm’s office. Iris opened the door with some difficulty and slipped through it with a sigh of relief as a very different polite young man held it
open, scowling. ‘You’re late, aunt,’ he said.
‘Heavy traffic on the interstate.’ She gestured at an empty chair. ‘If you don’t mind, Oliver?’ Then she nodded at the room’s other occupants. ‘Ah,
Captain. Or should that be Major? I gather congratulations are in order. Julius, was it your idea?’
‘No idea what you’re talking about!’ said the turkey-necked oldster at the head of the table. ‘But it’s good news all the same.’
‘Yes, well.’ Oliver, Baron Hjorth, pulled a chair out for her. She lowered herself into it gratefully. ‘I gather our number one problem has been removed from the map by our
number two problem. Or is that a slight oversimplification?’
‘Very probably.’ The possibly newly promoted Earl Riordan put down the document he’d been studying and stared at her, his blue eyes cold as a mountain lake in winter. ‘If
you don’t mind waiting, milady, we are expecting one more participant, in a nonexecutive capacity.’
‘Oh?’ Iris asked, as the door opened again.
‘Hi, everybody! Am I late? Oh! Iris! How
are
you . . . ?’
Olga seemed flustered, but happy to see her – as indeed she should be. Iris suppressed a smile. ‘No time for social niceties, child! We have a meeting to start.’
‘Yes.’ Riordan raised an eye at her. ‘And what delayed you, my dear?’
‘A traffic accident.’ Olga’s smile vanished. ‘Fatal.’
‘Ah.’ Iris glanced sideways as Oliver scribbled something on his notepad.
‘Well, we’re all here now,’ Iris commented. ‘Aside from the absentees. So if you’d care to start? I assume you have an agenda in mind?’
‘Yes.’ Riordan’s cheek twitched. ‘Let’s see: attending . . . everyone on the list, yes. Apologies, none. Absent due to death: Henryk Wu-Thorold, Peffer Hjorth, Mors
Hjalmar, Erik Herzog, Lars Thorold.
Scheisse
. . . New attendees include Patricia Thorold-Hjorth, Oliver Hjorth replacing Mors Hjalmar, Olga Thorold replacing myself, myself deputizing for
Angbard Lofstrom. We are quorate – just barely. The agenda – look under your notepad, it probably got covered up. If you don’t mind, as we’re starting late, I’d like
to begin by calling Lady voh Thorold to report on the current medical prognosis of the principal security officer. Then we’ll proceed onto matters arising and work out where we go from there.
Olga?’
‘Oh. Right.’ Olga looked almost comically blank for a moment, then reached into her handbag to remove a day planner bulging with notes. ‘To recap, the duke has been in the high
dependency unit for six days now, and he isn’t dead. He’s even showing some signs of awareness and trying to communicate. That’s the good news. The bad news is, he isn’t
getting any better. Let me just go over what Dr. Benford told me . . .’
She rattled on for almost ten minutes. ‘He is much the same,’ she concluded. ‘His recovery is slow, and he betrays holes in his memory. He has trouble with names, and his left
arm is still very weak.’
She put her day planner down and leaned back in her chair, looking almost bored.
Well, she’s had longer to adjust to this than the rest of us
, Iris conceded. Beneath the blond mop
– and Olga could play the blond airhead role for all it was worth when she wanted to – there was a very sharp young mind.
She doesn’t think he’s coming back
. Iris
suppressed a pang of horror.
Oh my brother, why did you have to do this to us
now,
of all times?
‘In short, his grace is unlikely to join Sky Father in his halls this month, but he will probably not be issuing orders in the short term. We may hope that he will recover sufficiently to
conduct his private affairs, and possibly even to resume the leadership of Security – but this is likely to take months, or years.’ She leaned back and crossed her arms, tired and
defensive. ‘All yours, cuz.’
‘If I may interrupt?’ Julius sat up slightly.
Oh, come on
– Iris bit back on her response. Julius had always had a sharp mind behind that slightly vague facade; as one
of the last of the elder generation of power brokers, he called for a certain wary respect – but he also had a tendency towards unhurried meandering, which had grown worse in recent
years.
‘You have the floor.’ Riordan nodded and made a note on his pad. The cassette recorder at his left hand was turning, red LED steady: Preparing the minutes would be a sensitive
job.
‘Thank you. As chair of the Council of Families, I would like to note on the record that in view of the current emergency, we cannot allow the seat of principal security officer to remain
empty. I therefore propose that until the duke reclaims his throne, or until the council of families votes to replace him, Earl-Major Riordan should continue to execute security policy in his
stead. As for the direction of that policy, I believe the best way of ensuring impartiality is to place it in the hands of a committee. Such as this one, assembled as it is to evaluate the
situation – I believe all interests are adequately represented? Baron Hjorth?’ He turned to Iris. ‘Your grace?’
Oliver was staring at her, too. Iris nodded slowly, gathering her thoughts. ‘It could fly. But you’ve missed someone out,’ she said after a moment. ‘And I want to see
some limits . . . Six months, or the death of a member, and it goes to an emergency session of the full council, not just this security subcommittee.’
Oliver was nodding, but Riordan looked irritated. ‘An emergency session could be difficult to arrange – ’
‘Nonsense. This is a policy committee, not the executive. You have an emergency?
You
handle it. But for policy – we have differences.’ Oliver stopped nodding. ‘I
won’t lend my name to an office that can outlive my approval.’
‘You’re talking coalition,’ said Julius.
‘Yes, exactly.’ She winked at Oliver. ‘I don’t think any of us want to see a return to the old ways. Let’s not leave ourselves open to temptation.’ In the old
days, assassination was a not-unheard-of tool for manipulating the collective will.
Riordan cleared his throat. ‘You said you thought we were missing a member,’ he said.
‘Yes.’ She picked up her water glass and took a sip. ‘There are two aspects to this job: How we pacify our homeland and how we deal with the American authorities. When it comes
to the former, it would appear that my daughter is’ – she swallowed again – ‘holding an extremely useful asset. And I gather the central committee’ – she nodded
at Julius – ‘have already considered her potential as a tool of state. But, speaking as one who knows her mind, I must warn you that if you think you can use her purely as a puppet
you’re mistaken. She’s a sharp blade; if you don’t want to cut yourself, you’ll need to get her to wield herself. And the best way to do that is to co-opt her. Offer her a
seat on this committee and listen to her input.’
‘Ah.’ Oliver picked up his pen, twirled it between his fingertips in thought. ‘Who do you propose should step down to vacate a seat for her?’
Iris saw Olga begin to open her mouth and pushed on. ‘I don’t.
You
’ – she pointed at the earl – ‘are here to represent your circle.
He
’
– Riordan – ‘is Clan Security. Julius is our council overseer;
she
’ – she pointed at Olga, whose eyes widened – ‘happens to have new party
sympathies’ –
as close to a lie as I’ve told all day
– ‘and as for me, I’m here to make sure nobody poisons my half-brother.’ Her cheek twitched.
‘Call me an insurance policy.’ She crossed her arms and waited.
‘I thought you were in favor of marrying her off? Integrating her as fast as possible,’ Oliver accused.
‘That was then, this is now.’ Iris shrugged.
And what you think has very little to do with the truth of the matter
. . . ‘You don’t still think I’m trying to
undercut your inheritance?’
‘Ach.’ Oliver shook his head. ‘That’s of secondary importance, compared to the mess we’ve got to clean up! I am prepared to set the matter aside for a period of,
say, a year and a day, then submit it to mutually agreed arbitration. In the interests of ensuring that there
is
a future in which I can peacefully enjoy my inheritance, you understand. If
you think her claim can be made to stick – ’
‘We’ve got some extra help there.’
Riordan spoke up. ‘The betrothal was witnessed.
Not
just by our relatives, and it seems there were survivors. No less a notable than the Duke of Niejwein himself, although how he
got away – and he kept what he knew to himself when Egon came calling – ’
‘Ah.’ Julius looked relieved. ‘So we have a friendly witness.’
‘Not exactly.’ Riordan looked pained. ‘Lady Olga . . . ?’
‘We’ve got him in a lockup in this world. I had him brought over here as a security precaution – he’s less likely to escape.’
‘Have him witness publicly before his execution,’ Iris suggested. ‘Offer him amnesty for his family and estates if he cooperates.’
‘I know Oskar ven Niejwein,’ Oliver muttered darkly.
His eldest living son
, Iris realized. ‘Better hang ’em all afterwards. It’s the only way you’d be
safe from him.’
‘No!’ Iris’s head whipped round as Riordan spoke. ‘What does royalty trade in?’ he asked, meeting her surprised gaze.
‘Royalty trades in power.’
‘Huh.’ His frown deepened. ‘I don’t think so. Oliver?’
‘It trades in law,’ Baron Hjorth said easily, ‘its ability to rule well.’
‘No, that’s wrong, too.’ Riordan glanced at Olga. ‘What do you think?’
‘Consistency?’ she offered, with a raised eyebrow.
‘Close.’ Riordan straightened in his chair. ‘Royalty trades on
belief
. A king is just one man, but if everybody in the kingdom believes in him, with the blessing of the
gods, he reigns.
We
know this – we have been touched by this
Anglischprache
world – even if our benighted countrymen remain ignorant. Kings only reign if people believe
they are kings. The belief follows the actions, often as not – the exercise of power, the issuing of laws – and is encouraged by consistency in leadership.
‘We need Niejwein alive and
believing
we hold the throne by right of inheritance, not conquest, and reminding anyone who asks. If he’s dead, people will forget his words if it
conveniences them to do so. So I second Patricia Thorold-Hjorth’s recommendation that Countess Helge be offered a seat on the security committee. And while we can and must make an example of
some of the rebels, Niejwein must live.’
‘So do we have a general agreement?’ Iris asked. ‘An ad hoc policy committee to sit for six months until relieved by a full council session, ruling in the name of Helge’s
unborn child, with Helge co-opted as a member of the committee and responsibility for Clan security resting with the major?’
Riordan glanced at the agenda in front of him. ‘There’s a lot more to it than that,’ he pointed out.
‘Yes. But the rest is small print – these are the big issues. I call for an informal show of hands: Is a solution along the lines I just outlined acceptable in principle to you
all?’