The Revolution Trade (Merchant Princes Omnibus 3) (24 page)
Read The Revolution Trade (Merchant Princes Omnibus 3) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
‘Maybe sooner,’ Smith reassured him. ‘I’ll see you around.’
When he hung up, Mike almost collapsed on the spot. He’d been on the phone for two minutes. His arms were aching and he could feel the sweat in the small of his back. He pulled out the
antibacterial gel wipes and applied them vigorously to the mouthpiece of the phone – he’d held the receiver and dialed the numbers with a gloved hand, but there were bound to be
residues, DNA sequences, whatever – then mentally crossed it off his list of untapped numbers, for good. That left the polygraph.
But
, he figured,
raising chain-of-command concerns
with one’s immediate superior isn’t normally a sacking offense
. And Dr. James hadn’t told him
not
to, either.
He’d hoped the colonel would deduce the urgency in his invitation and he was right. Barely half an hour after he arrived home the doorbell rang.
Too soon
, way
too soon!
his
nerves gibbered at him as he hobbled towards the entryphone, but the small monitor showed him a single figure on the front step. ‘Come on up,’ he said, eyeballing the top of his
boss’s head with trepidation. A moment later, he opened the door.
‘This had better be good,’ said Smith, standing on the front step with a bag that contained – if Mike was any kind of judge of smells and corporate logos – something from
Burger King.
Mike hung back. ‘To your knowledge, is this apartment bugged?’
‘Is – ’ Smith raised an eyebrow, an expression of deep concern on his face: concern for Mike’s sanity, in all probability. ‘If I thought it was bugged, I
wouldn’t be here. What’s up?’
‘Maybe nothing. To your knowledge, was there anything hinky about the cell phone you dropped off with me last time you visited.’
‘Was there’ – Mike had never really seen a man’s pupils dilate like that, up close – ‘what?’ He could see irritation and curiosity fighting out in
Smith’s face.
‘Let me get my coat. You’re driving.’
‘You bet.’ Smith shook his head. ‘This had better be good.’
The colonel drove a Taurus – anonymous, not obviously government issue. He didn’t say a word until they were a mile down the road. ‘This car is not bugged. I swept it myself.
Talk.’
Mike swallowed. ‘You’re my boss. In my chain of command. I’m talking to you because I’m not from the other side of the fence. Is it normal for someone higher up the chain
of command to do a false-flag pickup and brief a subordinate against their line officer?’
Smith didn’t say anything, but Mike noticed his knuckles whiten against the leather steering wheel.
‘Because if so,’ Mike continued, ‘I’d really like to know, so I can claim my pension and get the hell out.’
Smith whistled tunelessly between his teeth. ‘You’re telling me someone’s been messing with you – Dr. James. Right?’
‘That’s the one.’
‘Shit!’
Smith thumped the center of the steering wheel so hard Mike twitched. ‘Sorry. I thought I’d cured him of that.’ He flicked a turn signal on, then
peeled over onto an exit ramp. ‘What did he want you to do?’
‘It’s what I’ve already done, as much as anything else – the cell phone you gave me, to pass on to the other side? Did you know it had a bomb in the earpiece? At least,
that’s what Dr. James told me. He also told me he was reassigning me to some kind of expeditionary force. Do you know anything about that?’
‘You sure about the phone?’ Smith sounded troubled.
‘That’s what he said. It gets worse. When I handed the thing over, my contact actually came out and asked me to my face whether there was a bomb in it. I said no, of course not, but
it sounds like they’re about as paranoid as the doctor. If they check it and find there
is
a bomb in it . . .’
‘That’s a matter for the policy folks to deliberate on,’ Smith said as he changed lanes. ‘Mike, I know what you’re asking and why, and I’ve got to say,
that’s not your question – or mine – to ask. Incidentally, you don’t need to worry about any fallout; we’ve got a signed executive order waiting to cover our asses.
But let me spin you a scenario? Put yourself in the doctor’s shoes. He knew the bad guys had a stolen nuke and he wanted it back, and he had to send them a message that he meant business. You
were talking to their, their liberals. But we don’t
want
to talk to their liberals. Liberals are predisposed to dicker; the doctor wants to get the attention of their hard-liners, get
them
to fold. We’d already told them that we wanted the weapon back. Negotiation beyond that point was useless: They could hand it over and we’d think about talking, but if not,
no deal. So . . . if you look at it from his angle, a phone bomb would underline the message that we were pissed and we wanted our toy back. To the doctor’s way of thinking, if they found it,
no big deal: It underlines the message. If it worked, waxing one weak sister would send a message to their
other
faction that we mean business. At least, that’s how he works.’ He
tapped his fingers on the steering wheel air bag cover.
‘With respect, sir, that’s crazy. The Clan doesn’t work that way; what might work with a criminal enterprise or a dictatorship is the wrong way to go about nudging a hereditary
aristocracy. He’s talking about assassinating someone’s mother or brother. They’ll see it as cause for a blood feud!’
‘Hmm. That’s another way of looking at things. Only it’s already out of date. Mike, you swore an oath. Can I rely on you to keep this to yourself?’
Fleming nodded, uncertain. ‘I guess so.’ Part of him wanted to interrupt:
But you’re wrong!
He’d spent two stinking days running a fever in a horse-drawn carriage
with Miriam’s mother and the Russian ice princess with the sniper’s rifle, and every instinct screamed that the colonel’s scenario setup was glaringly wrong – that to those
folks, the political was personal, very personal indeed, and a phone bomb in the wrong ear wouldn’t be treated as a message, but as grounds for a bloody feud played out by the assassination
of public figures – but at the same time, the colonel obviously had something else on his mind. And he had a sick, sinking feeling that trying to bring conflicting facts to the
colonel’s attention, much less Dr. James’s, would lead to dismissal of his concerns at best. At worst –
don’t go there
, he told himself.
‘You didn’t hear this from me, and you will
not
repeat it, but a few days ago we did an audit. The bad guys didn’t stop at just one nuke. We’re fairly certain our
quiver is missing six arrows – that’s how many are missing, including the one we recovered, and the MO was the same for each theft.’
‘Six – shit! What happened?’
‘Too much.’ Smith paused for a few seconds, cutting in behind a tractor-trailer. ‘The doctor sent the one we found back to them: Another of his little messages. He has, it
seems, got some special friends in Special Forces, and contacts all the way up to the National Command Authority. He’s gotten the right help to build his own stovepiped parallel command and
control chain for these gadgets, and he’s gotten the vice president’s ear, and Mr. Cheney got the president to sign off on it . . . Hopefully it killed a bunch of their troops.
There’s been a determination that we are at war; this isn’t a counter-terrorism op anymore, nor a smuggling interdiction. They’ve even gone to the Supremes to get a secret ruling
that
Posse Comitatus
doesn’t apply to parallel universes.
‘To the executive’s way of thinking, these guys are as much a threat to us as Chemical Ali was – hell, even more of a threat. The closest thing to a weapon of mass destruction
he
had was Saddam’s head on a stick, but he had to go, visibly and publicly, and these guys have to go, too. Even when it was just one nuke, if they’d given it back to us when we
asked nicely, and sued for terms . . . it was going to be difficult. Anyway, there’s no use crying over spilt milk. The five remaining bombs aren’t enough to hurt us significantly
– but they’re more than enough reason to bring the hammer down on the bad guys. There’s a lab out west that’s been making progress on a gizmo for moving stuff between, uh,
parallel universes. And you know what the price of gas is. If we can make it work, it’ll be a lot easier to get at the oil under their version of Texas than to deal with the Saudis.
That’ll be what Mr. Cheney is thinking, and it’s going to be what he’s telling James to expedite. When Wolfowitz gets through fixing up Iraq . . . do I need to draw you a
diagram?’
At war
. Mike shook his head. ‘So you’re telling me this is just another oil war? Has anyone told Congress that they’re supposed to have authorized this?’
‘You know as well as I do that that’s not how things happen in this administration. They’re looking to our national security in the broadest terms, and when they’ve got
their ducks lined up in a row, well: They’ve got a majority in Congress, they’re even in the Senate, and the other side have given them the most pliable minority leader in decades.
Lieberman’s terrified of not looking tough on security issues, and lets the VP play him like a piano. That’s why the president’s style of leadership works: He decides, and then
Mr. Cheney gives him the leverage.’
‘Not, he decides whatever Mr. Cheney wants him to?’
Smith gave him an old-fashioned look. ‘That’s not for you or me to comment on, Mr. Fleming. Either way, though, the narcoterrorism angle and the stolen nukes will make great headline
copy if – when – it leaks out in public. We can call them Taliban 2.0, now with nukes: It’ll play well in Peoria, and the paranoia aspect – bad guys who can click their
heels and vanish into thin air – is going to keep everyone on their toes. Bottom line is, those guys picked the wrong administration to play footsie with.’ Smith glanced sidelong at
Mike. ‘But I’m a lot less happy about Dr. James’s habit of going outside the chain of command.’
Mike nerved himself. ‘Aren’t you a bit worried that the doctor may be completely misreading how these people will react? They’re not narcoterrorists and they’re not
hicks, they’ve got their own way of doing things – ’
‘It doesn’t matter
how
they respond,’ said the colonel. ‘They’re roadkill, son. A decision has been made, at the highest level. We don’t negotiate in
good faith with nuclear terrorists: We lie to them and then we kill them, no quarter given. The oil is a side issue. If you’ve got a problem with that, tell me now; I’ll find you a desk
to fly where I can keep an eye on you and you don’t have to do anything
objectionable
.’ The final word came out with an ironic drawl and a raised eyebrow.
For a bleak, clear moment Mike could see it all bearing down on him: a continent of lies and weasel-worded justifications, lies on both sides – Olga couldn’t have been as ignorant as
she’d professed, not if six of the things were missing – and onrushing bloody-handed strife. From the administration on down, policy set by the realpolitik dictates of securing the
nation’s borders and energy supplies . . . up against an adversary who had stolen nuclear weapons and dealt with enemies by tit-for-tat revenge slaying.
‘I’m on board,’ he said, holding his misgivings close to his chest. ‘I just hope those missing nukes show up.’
‘So do I. And so do the people we’ve got looking for them.’
BEGIN RECORDING
‘My lord Gruen, his lordship Oliver, Baron Hjorth.’
(
Sound of door closing
.)
‘Ah, Oliver.’
‘My lord Baron! If you would care to take a seat . . . ? We are awaiting her grace, and Baron Schwartzwasser. I think then we may proceed . . .’
(
Eighteen minutes pass. More people arrive
.)
‘. . . Let us begin.’ (
Clears throat
.) ‘I declare this session open. My lord Gruen, you requested this meeting, I believe to discuss the
recent incident in the northwest?’
‘Yes, yes I did! Thank you, my lord. I have reports – ’
‘ – It’s insupportable!’
‘My lady? Do you have something you feel you must contribute, or can we hear Lord Gruen’s report first?’
‘It’s insupportable!’ (
Vile muttered imprecations
.) ‘Ignore me. I am just an old grandmother . . .’
‘Hardly only that, my lady. Lord Gruen?’
‘I am inclined to agree with her grace, as it happens: Her description of it is succinct. Here are the facts of the matter. The Pervert’s army split into
three columns, which dispersed and harried our estates grievously. His Grace Duke Lofstrom responded by dispersing small defensive forces among the noble households, but concentrating
the main body of our Security corvée in the Anglische world as a flying column. He was most insistent that at some point the Pervert would bring his arms together to invest one
of our great estates, in the hope of drawing us into a battle in which, outnumbered, we would fall.
‘Despite our entreaties to defend our estates adequately and wipe out the attacking columns, he deliberately starved us of troops, claiming that he must needs
give the Pervert a false, weak, picture of our strength of arms, and that in any case there were insufficient soldiers to defend all our households.’
(
Sound of paper shuffling
.)
‘Despite one’s worst fears as to his motivation, I must concede that Isjlmeer and Nordtsman received no more succor than did Giraunt Dire and Hjalmar; the
duke applied his neglect evenhandedly, failing to relieve his own party inasmuch as he also neglected our own. I do not, therefore, believe that there would be support for a move to
relieve him in Committee, especially in view of the accuracy of his prediction. The Pervert
did
concentrate his forces to attack the Hjalmar Palace, evidently with treachery in
mind, and in doing so he placed his army within reach of the duke’s flying column. Unimpeachable sources tell me that the Pervert’s forces had stolen machine guns, but
were inadequately supplied and poorly deployed to resist the attack that Earl Riordan was preparing.’
(
Throat clearing
.)
‘Yes, my lord?’
‘Are you then confirming that, that Angbard’s strategy was
sound
?’
(
Pause
.)
‘I would prefer to say that it wasn’t obviously
un
sound, my lord. Clearly, his parsimony in the defense of our estates bled us grievously. But
equally clearly, if he
had
committed troops to our defense, he would have been unable to concentrate the forces he needed for a counterattack, and he would have ceded the
initiative to the Pervert. It is possible that a more aggressive strategy of engagement would have borne fruit earlier, but one cannot be certain.’
‘Oh.’ (
Disappointed
.)
‘Indeed.’ (
Drily
.) ‘I am much more concerned by the unexpected outcome of the events at the fork in the Wergat. There is considerable
confusion – the Anglischprache attack on the duke’s forces, the duke’s ictus, the exfiltration through the
other
Anglische realm with the connivance of the
traitor family – and lastly, the, the
atomic bomb
. I was hoping my lord Hjorth might shed some light on that latter.’
(
Muttering
.) ‘My lords, my lady. If I may speak?’
Her grace:
‘You may speak until the cows come home, and convince no one.’
‘Nevertheless, if I may speak . . . ?’
(
Conversation dies down
.)
‘Thank you. Of the duke’s condition, I shall speak later: As your representative on the security committee I believe I may brief you on the subject. But
to get back to the matter in hand, my sources tell me that when the traitor Matthias fled to the Anglischprache king-president’s party nine months ago, he clearly gave them much
more than anyone anticipated. Previous fugitives have been taken for madmen and incarcerated, or we have been able to hunt them down and deal with them – but Matthias appeared
to vanish from the face of the earth. We now know that he flung himself on the mercy of the
Drug Enforcement Agency
, and by their offices, on a dark and sinister conspiracy of
spies.’
(
Shocked muttering
.)
‘There is worse. As you know, with the aid of those of our younger generation who have enlisted and served in the American armies, we have gained some knowledge
of, and eventually access to, their atomic bombs. The weight and complexity of these devices, and the secrecy that surrounds their activation, transport, and use, defied us for many
years, but in the second year of Alexis’s reign we finally infiltrated’ – (
muttering
) – ‘a master sergeant in the Marine Corps, yes –
enlisted and received special training – man-portable devices, designed for smuggling, with which to sabotage the enemies of the Anglischprache empire overseas in time of war
– the, ah, Soviet Union. And these devices were stored securely, they thought, but without doppelgängering, as is to be expected of the ignorant. It was a delicate but
straightforward task to build a bunker from which a world-walker could enter the storage cells – the hardest part was obtaining a treaty right to the land from the Teppeheuan,
and the maintenance schedule for the bombs. From then on, of the twelve weapons, we ensured that six were stored on our side at all times, and rotated back into the Pantex store when
they were due to be repaired.
‘Then Matthias stole one of them.’
(
More shocked muttering
.)
‘Order! Order, I say!’
‘Thank you, my lord. If I may continue?’
(
Pause
.)
‘Matthias ven Holtzbrinck was
trusted
. Nobody suspected him! He was Duke Lofstrom’s keeper of secrets. I must confess that in all fairness
I
thought him a man of the utmost probity. Be that as it may, Matthias ordered the removal of one of the weapons, and then hid it somewhere. We don’t know where because he covered
his tracks exceedingly well: Perhaps one of the dead could tell us, but . . . anyway. Need I explain what the king-president’s men thought of their ultimate witch-weapon being
stolen? I think we can guess. My sources tell me that they began negotiations with the duke with a threat, and that their spies have already been apprehended in the Gruinmarkt.
Don’t look so shocked. Did you think our missing soldiers had betrayed us and sought refuge? Captivity and slavery – they have ways of compelling a world-walker.’
(
Muttering.
) ‘We face a determined enemy, and they showed just
how
determined they were at the Hjalmar Palace.’
‘Then it was an atomic bomb?’
‘Yes.’
(
Uproar. Three minutes
. . .)
‘Order! Order, I say!’
‘My lady? You have the floor.’
‘This is insupportable! Gentlemen, we have known for many years that one day the Anglischprache would learn of our existence. But we cannot allow them to, to
think they can tamper at will in our affairs! Sending, without warning, an atomic bomb, into a castle invested only hours earlier by the pride of our army, is a base and ignoble act.
It is dishonorable! To live with this threat hanging over us is intolerable, and I submit that it is unthinkable to negotiate as one ruler to another with a king-president who would
deliver such a stab in the back. If negotiations were in hand then they acted with base treachery. We act, now, as the largest faction of the Clan, and as rulers of the kingdom of
Gruinmarkt, though the peace is not yet settled. We must secure our kingdom from this threat; if there is one thing I have learned in more than sixty years of politics and thirty
years of war, it is that you cannot sleep peacefully unless your neighbor can be relied on to obey the same law as you do. The Americans are now, like it or not, our neighbors. We
must therefore compel them to obey the law of kings.’
‘My lady. What are you suggesting?’
(
Coldly
.) ‘One act of treachery deserves another. Do we not have arms? Do we not have a kingdom to defend? The American king-president has declared war
upon us and through us upon our domain and all those who live in it. We must make it clear that we will not be trifled with. The time for petty affairs of finance and customs is over.
We must hurt the Americans, and hurt them so badly that their next king will not meddle lightly in our affairs.
‘My lords. We have, in the course of this civil war, already found it necessary to kill one self-proclaimed king: even, one who would have reigned by blessing
of the Sky Father. We must not, now, balk at the death of another lord who is an even greater danger to us than the Pervert. We must settle this matter with the Americans before they
think to send their atomic bombs into the heart of Niejwein, aye, and every stronghold and palace in the land. And the best way to compel their rulers to negotiate in good faith is to
demonstrate our strength with utmost clarity. My lords, you must decapitate the enemy. There is no alternative . . .’
(
Uproar
.)
