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Authors: Philip Kerr

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I grunted. There was less chance of the French offering any real opposition to Hitler than there was of them declaring Prohibition. Litvinoff had chosen his words carefully. Nobody wanted war. Nobody but Hitler, that is. Hitler the syphilitic.
My thoughts returned to a meeting I had had the previous Tuesday with Frau Kalau vom Hofe at the Goering Institute.
‘I brought your books back,' I explained. ‘The one by Professor Berg was particularly interesting.'
‘I'm glad you thought so,' she said. ‘How about the Baudelaire?'
‘That too, although it seemed much more applicable to Germany now. Especially the poems called “Spleen”.'
‘Maybe now you're ready for Nietzsche,' she said, leaning back in her chair.
It was a pleasantly furnished, bright office with a view of the Zoo opposite. You could just about hear the monkeys screaming in the distance.
Her smile persisted. She was better looking than I remembered. I picked up the solitary photograph that sat on her desk and stared at a handsome man and two little boys.
‘Your family?'
‘Yes.'
‘You must be very happy.' I returned the picture to its position. ‘Nietzsche,' I said, changing the subject. ‘I don't know about that. I'm not really much of a reader, you see. I don't seem to be able to find the time. But I did look up those pages in
Mein Kampf —
the ones about venereal disease. Mind you, it meant that for a while I had to use a brick to wedge the bathroom window open.' She laughed. ‘Anyway, I think you must be right.' She started to speak but I raised my hand. ‘I know, I know, you didn't say anything. You were just telling me what is written in the Führer's marvellous book. Not offering a psychotherapeutic analysis of him through his writing.'
‘That's right.'
I sat down and faced her across the desk.
‘But that sort of thing is possible?'
‘Oh, yes indeed.'
I handed her the page from
Der Stürmer.
‘Even with something like this?'
She looked at me levelly, and then opened her cigarette box. I helped myself to one, and then lit us both.
‘Are you asking me officially?' she said.
‘No, of course not.'
‘Then I should say that it would be possible. In fact I should say that
Der Stürmer
is the work of not one but several psychotic personalities. The so-called editorials, these illustrations by Fino — God only knows what effect this sort of filth is having on people.'
‘Can you speculate a little? The effect, I mean.'
She pursed her beautiful lips. ‘Hard to evaluate,' she said after a pause. ‘Certainly for weaker personalities, this sort of thing, regularly absorbed, could be corrupting.'
‘Corrupting enough to make a man a murderer?'
‘No,' she said, ‘I don't think so. It wouldn't make a killer out of a normal man. But for a man already disposed to kill, I think it's quite possible that this kind of story and drawing might have a profound effect on him. And as you know from your own reading of Berg, Kurten himself was of the opinion that the more salacious kind of crime reporting had very definitely affected him.'
She crossed her legs, the sibilance of her stockings drawing my thoughts to their tops, to her garters and finally to the lacy paradise that I imagined existed there. My stomach tightened at the thought of running my hand up her skirt, at the thought of her stripped naked before me, and yet still speaking intelligently to me. Exactly where is the beginning of corruption?
‘I see,' I said. ‘And what would be your professional opinion of the man who published this story? I mean Julius Streicher.'
‘A hatred like this is almost certainly the result of a great mental instability.' She paused for a moment. ‘Can I tell you something in confidence?'
‘Of course.'
‘You know that Matthias Goering, the chairman of this institute, is the prime minister's cousin?'
‘Yes.'
‘Streicher has written a lot of poisonous nonsense about medicine as a Jewish conspiracy, and psychotherapy in particular. For a while the future of mental health in this country was in jeopardy because of him. Consequently Dr Goering has good reason to wish Streicher out of the way, and has already prepared a psychological evaluation of him at the prime minister's orders. I'm sure that I could guarantee the cooperation of this institute in any investigation involving Streicher.'
I nodded slowly.
‘Are you investigating Streicher?'
‘In confidence?'
‘Of course.'
‘I don't honestly know. Right now let's just say that I'm curious about him.'
‘Do you want me to ask Dr Goering for help?'
I shook my head. ‘Not at this stage. But thanks for the offer. I'll certainly bear it in mind.' I stood up, and went to the door. ‘I'll bet you probably think quite highly of the prime minister, him being the patron of this institute. Am I right?'
‘He's been good to us, it's true. Without his help I doubt there would be an institute. Naturally we think highly of him for that.'
‘Please don't think I'm blaming you, I'm not. But hasn't it ever occurred to you that your beneficent patron is just as likely to go and shit in someone else's garden, as Streicher is in yours? Have you ever thought about that? It stikes me as how it's a dirty neighbourhood we're living in, and that we're all going to keep finding crap on our shoes until someone has the sense to put all the stray dogs in the public kennel.' I touched the brim of my hat to her. ‘Think about it.'
Korsch twisted his moustache absently as he continued reading his newspaper. I supposed that he had grown it in an effort to look more of a character, in the same way as some men will grow a beard: not because they dislike shaving — a beard requires just as much grooming as a clean-shaven face — but because they think it will make them seem like someone to be taken seriously. But with Korsch the moustache, little more than the stroke of an eyebrow-pencil, merely served to underscore his shifty mien. It made him look like a pimp, an effect at odds with his character however, which in a period of less than two weeks, I had discovered to be a willing and reliable one.
Noticing my attention, he was moved to inform me that the Polish foreign minister, Josef Beck, had demanded a solution to the problem of the Polish minority in the Olsa region of Czechoslovakia.
‘Just like a bunch of gangsters, isn't it, sir?' he said. ‘Everyone wants his cut.'
‘Korsch,' I said, ‘you missed your vocation. You should have been a newsreader on the radio.'
‘Sorry, sir,' he said, folding away his paper. ‘Have you been to Nuremberg before?'
‘Once. Just after the war. I can't say I like Bavarians much, though. How about you?'
‘First time. But I know what you mean about Bavarians. All that quaint conservatism. It's a lot of nonsense, isn't it?' He looked out of the window for a minute at the moving picture that was the German countryside. Facing me again he said: ‘Do you really think Streicher could have something to do with these killings, sir?'
‘We're not exactly tripping over the leads in this case, are we? Nor would it appear that the Gauleiter of Franconia is what you would call popular. Arthur Nebe even went so far as to tell me that Julius Streicher is one of the Reich's greatest criminals, and that there are already several investigations pending against him. He was keen that we should speak to the Nuremberg Police President personally. Apparently there's no love lost between him and Streicher. But at the same time we have to be extremely careful. Streicher runs his district like a Chinese warlord. Not to mention the fact that he's on first-name terms with the Fuhrer.'
When the train reached Leipzig a young SA naval company leader joined our compartment, and Korsch and I went in search of the dining car. By the time we had finished eating the train was in Gera, close to the Czech border, but despite the fact that our SA travelling companion got off at that stop, there was no sign of the troop concentrations we had heard about. Korsch suggested that the naval SA man's presence there meant that there was going to be an amphibious attack, and this, we both agreed, would be the best thing for everyone, given that the border was largely mountainous.
It was early evening by the time that the train got into the Haupt Station in central Nuremberg. Outside, by the equestrian statue of some unknown aristocrat, we caught a taxi which drove us eastwards along Frauentorgraben and parallel to the walls of the old city. These are as high as seven or eight metres, and dominated at intervals by big square towers. This huge medieval wall, and a great, dry, grassy moat that is as wide as thirty metres, help to distinguish the old Nuremberg from the new, which, with a singular lack of obtrusion, surrounds it.
Our hotel was the Deutscher Hof, one of the city's oldest and best, and our rooms commanded excellent views across the wall to the steep, pitched rooftops and regiments of chimney-pots which lay beyond.
At the beginning of the eighteenth century, Nuremberg was the largest city in the ancient kingdom of Franconia, as well as one of the principal marts of trade between Germany, Venice and the East. It was still the chief commercial and manufacturing city of southern Germany, but now it had a new importance, as the capital of National Socialism. Every year, Nuremberg played host to the great Party rallies which were the brainchild of Hitler's architect, Speer.
As thoughtful as the Nazis were, naturally you didn't have to go to Nuremberg to see one of these over-orchestrated events, and in September people stayed away from cinemas in droves for fear of having to sit through the newsreels which would be made up of virtually nothing else.
By all accounts, sometimes there were as many as a hundred thousand people at the Zeppelin Field to wave their flags. Nuremberg, like any city in Bavaria as I recall, never did offer much in the way of real amusement.
Since we weren't appointed to meet Martin, the Nuremberg Chief of Police, until ten o'clock the following morning, Korsch and I felt obliged to spend the evening in search of whatever entertainment there was. Especially because Kripo Executive was footing the bill. It was a thought that had particular appeal for Korch.
‘This isn't bad at all,' he said enthusiastically. ‘Not only is the Alex paying for me to stay in a cock-smart hotel, but I'm also getting the overtime.'
‘Make the most of it,' I said. ‘It's not often that fellows like you and me get to play the Party bigshot. And if Hitler gets his war, we may have to live on this little memory for quite a while.'
A lot of bars in Nuremberg had the look of places which might have been the headquarters of smaller trade guilds. These were filled with militaria and other relics of the past, and the walls were often adorned with old pictures and curious souvenirs collected by generations of proprietors, which were of no more interest to us than a set of logarithm tables. But at least the beer was good, you could always say that about Bavaria, and at the Blaue Flasche on Hall Platz, where we ended up for dinner, the food was even better.
Back at the Deutscher Hof we called in at the hotel's café restaurant for a brandy and were met by an astonishing sight. Sitting at a corner table, loudly drunk, was a party of three that included a couple of brainless-looking blondes and, wearing the single-breasted light-brown tunic of an NSDAP political leader, the Gauleiter of Franconia, Julius Streicher himself.
The waiter returning with our drinks smiled nervously when we asked him to confirm that it was indeed Julius Streicher sitting in the corner of the café. He said that it was, and quickly left as Streicher started to shout for another bottle of champagne.
It wasn't difficult to see why Streicher was feared. Apart from his rank, which was powerful enough, the man was built like a bare-fist fighter. With hardly any neck at all, his bald head, small ears, solid-looking chin and almost invisible eyebrows, Streicher was a paler version of Benito Mussolini. His apparent belligerence was given greater force by an enormous rhino-whip which lay on the table before him like some long black snake.
He thumped the table with his fist so that all the glasses and cutlery rattled loudly.
‘What the fuck does a man have to do to get some fucking service around here?' he yelled at the waiter. ‘We're dying of thirst.' He pointed at another waiter. ‘You, I told you to keep a fucking eye on us, you little cunt, and the minute you saw an empty bottle to bring us another. What, are you stupid or something?' Once again he banged the table with his fist, much to the amusement of his two companions, who squealed with delight, and persuaded Streicher to laugh at his own ill-temper.
‘Who does he remind you of?' said Korsch.
‘Al Capone,' I said without thinking, and then added: ‘Actually, they all remind me of Al Capone.' Korsch laughed.
We sipped our brandies and watched the show, which was more than we could have hoped for so early in our visit, and by midnight Streicher's and our own were the only parties left in the café, the others having been driven away by the Gauleiter's incessant cursing. Another waiter came to wipe our table and empty our ashtray.
‘Is he always this bad?' I asked him.
The waiter laughed bitterly. ‘This? This is nothing,' he said. ‘You should have seen him ten days ago after the Party rallies were finally over. He tore hell out of this place.'
‘Why do you let him come in here, then?' said Korsch.
The waiter looked at him pityingly. ‘Are you kidding? You just try stopping him. The Deutscher is his favourite watering-hole. He'd soon find some pretext on which to close us down if we ever kicked him out. Maybe worse than that, who knows? They say he often goes up to the Palace of Justice on Furtherstrasse and whips young boys in the cells there.'

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