The Notes (45 page)

H
e worshipped the ground she walked on—about 35 acres of downtown Dallas.

I
f the IRS had to give money back if we weren’t satisfied we might get better govt.

W
e work ourselves to death buying labor saving appliances.

I
t’s easy to forgive an enemy if you know you can lick him.

P
eople who tell you never let the little things bother you never tried sleeping with a mosquito in the room.

G
ood boss takes a little more than his share of the blame and little less than his share of the credit.

A
desk is a wastebasket with drawers.

R
ookie policeman in exam—asked how he would break up a crowd—“take up a collection.”

N
othing like a vote in the U.N. to tell you who your friends used to be.

I
ncrease in crime may be from want of pinching (not the pinch of want).

M
uskie-Lincoln image. Wearing same suit. He & his pants never seem to sit down at the same time. When se sits his pants are already sitting there waiting for him.

U.S. like Santa Claus—both leave gifts all over the world & wind up holding the bag.