The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes (63 page)
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Authors: E. Henry Thripshaw
Tags: #Jokes & Riddles, #Humor, #Form, #General
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sacrificed his mum to Santa.
There is one great advantage in being dyslexic. It doesn’t cost a fortune to get a personal number plate for your car.
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I first realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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Two dyslexics were working in a kitchen.
The first says, “Can you smell gas?” The second replies: “Fuck off. I can’t even smell my own name.”
Two dyslexics robbers ran into a bank. One shouts: “Air in the hands, mother stickers this is a fuck up!”
Did you hear about the dyslexic student who entered a spelling bee?
She came in salt.
A dyslexic bloke goes on a skiing trip to Austria. When he arrives at the resort he asks a local where the ski slope is.
“Don’t know,” replies the local, “I’m a tabogganist myself.”
“That’s okay,” says the dyslexic. “Give me twenty Benson and Hedges then.”
Dyslexia: it means you never have to say you’re syror.
How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
My girlfriend suffers from depression brought on by her having anorexia. I told her she should lighten up.
What does a bulimic call two fngers?
Dessert.
What do you call an anorexic with three teeth missing?
A rake.
Why do bulimics love KFC?
