The Kat Trap (28 page)

“Oh, yeah,” he said, lickin’, kissin’ and slurpin’ my pussy, “I’ma tear this shit up.”

“Humph,” I grunted, slammin’ my ass up against his mouth. “Stop all that talkin’, nigga, and eat this pussy.” He shut the fuck up and buried his face back up in between my ass cheeks, then stuffed his tongue deep into my wet slit, reachin’ under me and playin’ with my clit. I moaned and bucked back on his tongue. He had my ass pulled so far apart and his face so deep up in it, I thought I squirted my nut in his eyes when it started gushin’ out. “Oh, yes…oh, yes…oh, yes…Uh, uh…Mmmph…” I kept cummin’ and cummin’ and cummin’ until I almost toppled over. He kept his mouth on my hole, slurpin’ up the last bit of my creamy nut.

“Damn, your pussy tastes good,” he said, standin’ up, lickin’ his lips. He grinned. “I can’t wait to ram this big-ass dick deep up in all that pretty, fat ass of yours.”

I turned around to face him, then grabbed his brick-hard cock in one hand as I reached up and pulled him by the neck with my other hand to pull his face to my lips. I started suckin’ my pussy juice offa his bottom lip, then his top lip. Then I shoved my tongue into his mouth and we tongue-kissed. I could taste and smell my pussy all over his lips and tongue and it was makin’ me hornier than a muhfucka. A bitch was ready to ride some dick. I backed him up toward the bed, then pushed him down on it and crawled up on top of him.

“Damn, baby,” he said, breathin’ all heavy ’n shit. “I don’t even know your name, and you got my head spinnin’.”

I looked him dead in the eyes, then leaned in and whispered, “Don’t worry ’bout that. Just know I’m here to fuck you to heaven, nigga.” I slid down his body, leavin’ a trail of wet kisses along his chest, his stomach, then over his dick. I lifted up his dick and started kissin’ his balls nice ’n slow before puttin’ ’em into my mouth, one at a time, then wettin’ ’em up as I swirled my tongue
’round ’em. I gave the nigga an old-fashioned ball washin’. He let out a moan. “Ah, fuck…”

“You like that?” I asked, lookin’ up at him as I slowly took the head of his dick into my mouth, then swallowed him down. His eyes were shut, and he was suckin’ on his bottom lip.

“Hell yeah,” he answered, lookin’ down at me all lusty-eyed and whatnot. “Oh, shit…damn, baby, you know howta suck a dick. Ah, shit.”

I greedily sucked him while softly yankin’ and massagin’ his balls. I sucked him slow, sucked him deep, sucked the nigga so good he started shiverin’ and his toes opened all wide ’n shit, then closed real tight. “Oh, fuck…oh, fuck…Aaah…Damn, you gonna make me nut…Aaaaah, fuck…”

“I want you to put this big, muhfuckin’ dick up in me,” I said, pullin’ his dick outta my throat and comin’ up for air. “My pussy needs some dick. It’s so fuckin’ wet. You ready to fuck me?”

“Hell yeah,” he moaned. Actually, the shit sounded more like a growl. “I’m ready to fuck, deep and slow, baby.”

I slowly crawled up on top of him, then straddled him. I rested my throbbin’, drippin’ wet pussy along the shaft of his wide dick. We kissed while I ground down on him and he pushed up into me. “You feel that pussy heat?”

“Yeah, baby,” he said, buckin’ his hips up into me.

I leaned in and whispered in his ear, “I want you to fuck this hot pussy, nigga. Where ya condoms at?”

“Hold up,” he said, tryna catch his breath. “Let me go get one.” I rolled offa him, and he jumped up and started rummagin’ through his suitcase, then his briefcase. I eyed him as he dumped shit out, tryna find a wrapper. And on some real shit, a bitch was startin’ to get impatient. I glanced over at the clock. It was 12:38
a.m.
If this muhfucka don’t hurry up, I’ma put a bullet dead in his ass, then blast his brains out.
I took a deep breath and started countin’ in my head. I scooted to the center of the bed, then spread my legs wide, bendin’ ’em at the knees, rubbin’ my clit, preparin’ to welcome him into the Kat Trap.

But the nigga was still fumblin’ ’round the room lookin’ for a goddamn condom. “Um, what the fuck is takin’ you so long? This pussy is overheatin’ and I’m ready for some dick.”

“Give me a minute. I know I brought a box with me,” he said, flippin’ shit over, lookin’ all desperate and whatnot. He went into the bathroom, then came back out—empty-handed of course! “I don’t know where they are. Listen, baby, I don’t have anything. What about you?”

No…this…nigga…didn’t!

I twisted my face up, snappin’ up in the bed. “’Scuse me?”

He climbed back into the bed and looked me in the eyes. He ran his warm hand up and down my back. “I’m negative, baby. Disease free. Are you?”

“Oh, sooo, you wanna hit this tight pussy raw?”

“I’ll pull out. Just tell me where you want me to cum.” This nigga had the audacity to look at me all serious ’n shit. He leaned back onto his forearms and looked down at his rock-hard cock. My mind was made up. I knew what I had to do. I looked him dead in his face, grabbed his dick and started jerkin’ it, grinnin’. He smiled and winked. “Look how hard you got that dick.”

“And you want me to wet it up for you, don’t you?” I asked, jerkin’ his dick faster.

“Oh, shit, yeah.”

I let go of his dick and straddled him, then kissed him on the lips. “You want me to ride this”—I reached for his dick again,
and started strokin’ it—“and show you where I want this big dick to shoot that hot nut?”

“Yeah, baby,” he moaned, holdin’ his head back.

This no-good, retarded muhfucka would really fuck me raw, then go home to his wife.

“Lay all the way back,” I said, stickin’ my tongue back into his mouth and grindin’ my pussy on his dick. I reached over and slid my hand under the side of his mattress and grabbed my gun. With my left hand, I reached under me and grabbed the base of his dick, then brushed it against the back of my pussy. I let the head of his dick press up against my slippery hole, and wet it up. “You wanna fuck this pussy? You wanna run ya dick raw up in this pussy?”

“Yeah, baby,” he moaned. “Let me feel that wet pussy on this dick.”

I pressed my lips down on his, and kissed him hard. I kept my eyes open, and waited for that moment—that window of opportunity—when he closed his. It came. And I pressed the silencer of my gun to his temple and pulled the trigger—
Theessrrpp!—
blowin’ a hole in his skull. The bullet ripped through the other side of his head, splatterin’ his brain all over the bed. Blood splashed on my face. I frowned. Then shot him again.
Theeerrrssp!

“Next time, nigga, pack ya condoms,” I snapped, climbin’ offa him.

I went into his bathroom, grabbed a washcloth, then washed his blood off of me. I ran the water and wiped down e’erything, makin’ sure I didn’t leave any traces of blood or prints. Then I went into my bag and pulled out my cleanin’ supplies, and got busy. Once I was done, I got dressed, grabbed my bag, and quietly slipped back into my room without anyone seein’ me.

I called Cash, told him what was what, then stripped outta my wears and jumped in the shower. Twenty minutes later, I climbed into my hotel bed and fell into a deep sleep.

On the flight home the next mornin’, I closed my eyes as soon as I buckled up. I was glad I was sittin’ by the window so I wouldn’t have to be bothered with someone tryna get in the seat next to me, or tryna crawl over me to get to the bathroom. I hated that shit.

The minute we hit the ground at Newark Airport, I flipped open my cell and called Chanel to see if she wanted to go out to Short Hills to shop, then do lunch. The ho almost jumped through the damn phone when I told her I would not only buy her lunch, but treat her to a pair of heels as well.

“Bitch, you tryna make me fall in love with ya fine, sexy ass or somethin’?”

I laughed. “Ho, please. What I tell you ’bout that lesbo shit? Don’t get ya grill knocked.” The white dude sittin’ next to me looked over at me. And I looked right back at him, raisin’ my brow like, “What muhfucka? Say somethin’ and get ya pale face slapped.” He turned his face the other way.

“Oooh, ma, I love it when you talk rough,” she said, fallin’ out laughin’. “What time you comin’ through?”

“Yeah, I bet you do,” I said, laughin’ with her. “Annnywaaaay, freak, I’m still on the airplane waitin’ for them to open the damn doors so I can get up outta here. I got muhfuckas all up in my damn face, ear-hustlin’ ’n shit. I’ma go home, drop off this bag, and change my wears. I should be there to pick ya ho ass up ’round twelve-thirty or so.”

“Bet,” she said. We hung up. As soon as the plane door opened, e’eryone started scramblin’ like roaches to get their shit and get off the plane. And I was right along with ’em.

The minute I walked through my door, I took a deep sigh. I was so glad to be home. Although I was only gone overnight, for some reason I was exhausted as hell. I jumped in the shower, dressed, then made my way back out the door to pick up Chanel.

Four hours later, Chanel and I had just finished our shoppin’ spree, and now we were sittin’ in Legal Sea Foods havin’ lunch. We were loaded down with shoppin’ bags. Of course the bitch ended up gettin’ more than a pair of heels outta me. But it was all good.

“I love the food here,” Chanel said as she bit into her lobster roll.

“Yeah, it’s real cute,” I agreed, takin’ a sip of my drink. I covered my mouth and tried to stop from yawnin’. “Oh. Excuse me. I’m f-in’ beat.”

She yawned, coverin’ her mouth. “Aah, now you got me doin’ that shit. Divine’s ass kept me up wantin’ to talk and fuck all damn night. I swear I thought the nigga was skeed up the way he was actin’. It was like his ass was racin’ a mile a minute.”

I placed my elbows up on the table, and cupped my hands under my chin. “So, you think he’s gettin’ high or somethin’?”

She shook her head. “Nah, not at all. He was just bouncin’ around like the damn Energizer bunny ’n shit.” She leaned in and lowered her voice. “That nigga tore my pussy hole up last night. And then he had the nerve to say he wanted to crack this asshole open.” I started laughin’. “That shit ain’t funny. I wish the hell I would let some nigga run his dick up in my ass. I told that nigga I got three holes, but only two of ’em are for dick use, and one of ’em ain’t my doo-doo hole.”

I laughed, but I was thinkin’ this ho needed to get with the program and make it do what it do. I noticed two white cats sittin’ on our left tryna ear hustle. And they had the nerve to both be fine, tanned, well-groomed, and very fuckable. And both of ’em were clearly enjoyin’ what they were hearin’.
Yeah, them freaky muhfuckas sittin’ at their table with two hard cocks,
I thought, starin’ at the one who was facin’ my direction. I raised my eyebrow. He smiled, then quickly shifted his eyes.

“Girl, I thought you was a certified freak with yours,” I said, makin’ sure my voice was low enough for only her to hear. We stopped talkin’ when the waitress came back to our table to see if we wanted anything else. “No, we’re fine.”

“I’ll be right back with your check,” she said, walkin’ off.

“Hmmph, that’s what Divine musta thought, too,” she said, takin’ a sip of her drink.

“Poor thing,” I said, shakin’ my head and laughin’. “Chanel, girl, you crack me the hell up.”

“Well, I’m glad you find this all so humorous.” She looked over at the white dude who was facin’ her. He was dead in her grill. “Can I help you?” she asked with much ’tude. I lowered my head, knowin’ she’d turn this spot out if he came at her wrong.

“I was just admiring you,” he said. “We were just saying how beautiful the two of you were.”

“Thank you,” I said, lookin’ over at ’em. Chanel grinned.

The waitress returned with our bill. I handed her my credit card. Chanel waited for her to walk off before leanin’ over toward them and whisperin’, “Ya’ll want some chocolate pussy, hunh?”

I almost fell outta my seat. Dude’s eyes popped open, and his face turned three shades red. His peoples almost choked on his drink.

“Oh my God, please don’t pay her no mind,” I said, shakin’ my head. “She’s on meds, and she gets nutty when she doesn’t take ’em. Girl, get up and let’s go before you get us tossed up outta here with ya mess.”

She winked at ’em, then stood up. “Kat, I’m goin’ to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”

“And don’t take all day in there,” I said, watchin’ her switch off toward the bathrooms. When the waitress returned, I signed the bill, slid my credit card back into my wallet, and waited for Chanel to get back.

When she came back to the table, we started grabbin’ our bags to leave. She looked back over at the two dudes, and said, “Ya’ll gentlemen enjoy the rest of ya meal.”

They smiled, watchin’ as she switched her ass out the door. I couldn’t do shit but laugh.
That bitch is crazy,
I thought, followin’ behind her.

T
he whole summer was one big-ass blur to me. I couldn’t believe the shit had just ’bout come and gone and, in another three weeks, Labor Day was gonna be here. Chanel and I were already talkin’ ’bout maybe goin’ to either Puerto Rico or St. Lucia to chill that weekend. Of course she wanted to invite Tamia’s rotten ass, but I shut that shit down real quick. I told that ho I didn’t want that dirty bitch nowhere in my space.

“Kat, that’s fucked up,” she said. “We ’posed to be girls ’n shit.”

“Wrong answer,” I replied. “You my girl. That ho was a bitch I chilled with on the strength of you. Yeah, okay, at first I thought we were cool ’n shit. And I ain’t gonna front, I did try ’n embrace her and Iris…you know, show ’em mad love. But on some real shit, them bitches was always hatin’ on us from gate. And you know it. You and I both know them sluts were ridin’ on our styles to fit in. The only reason niggas was really fuckin’ with ’em is ’cause they some greedy, dick-lovin’, cum-guzzlin’ hoes. But I ain’t never judge they asses. I still fucked with ’em. But that was then, and this is now. And now, I’ma grown-ass woman tryna do grown-ass things. I ain’t beat for none of that dirty shit she’s into. That bitch can’t even be real with hers, so hell no, that bitch can’t roll no-muhfuckin’-where with me again!”

And there you have it. That was the end of that. And just like Iris’s dumb ass got got, I knew Tamia’s crusty ass was next. You don’t go ’round fuckin’ muhfukas when you know ya pussy is jacked, spreadin’ shit. I don’t give a fuck if a nigga ain’t tryna use a condom or not. Yeah, the nigga gets what he gets, but fuck that. Bitch, be real with yours; that’s all I’m sayin’. That shit is gonna eventually get ya ass beat, or a hole in ya skull. Whatever!

Anyway, so here it was a Friday night, and I was downstairs in the media room sittin’ Indian-style in the middle of the floor in my panties, with my titties dancin’ freely about, drinkin’ Henny and blazin’ trees in my own zone, mindin’ my own damn business, when somebody started pressin’ down on my doorbell like they had lost their f-in’ mind. I started to ignore the shit, but when they started bangin’ on my damn door, that did it. I got up and stomped up the stairs, then peeked outta the peephole. A bitch almost passed out. It was Juanita standin’ on the other side of the door, with one hand on her hip and the other bangin’ on my door. “Who the fuck is it?” I yelled, actin’ like I had no clue she was out there.

“Kat, open this damn door,” she slurred loudly. I could tell her mouth was still wired the way she sounded. It sounded like she had a dick stuck in her throat, or was talkin’ with a mouthful of marbles. “It’s your mother. You know. The one you don’t seem to remember havin’.”

I walked to the window to see who else was out there with her before I decided whether or not to let her ass in. I wasn’t in the mood for gettin’ jumped by her and my crazy-ass aunts. But I’d fight her ass one-on-one if I had to. I couldn’t see anyone else, but that didn’t mean they weren’t hidin’ in the bushes or still out in her car. I knew enough to know that it was unlikely for her ass to drive way out there solo.

“Hold on,” I said, goin’ to the hall closet to find somethin’ to put on. I pulled a navy-blue silk robe off one of the wooden hangers, then put it on. I tied the belt ’round my waist, then started toward the door.
Unh-uh, this chick is a nut,
I thought.
Ain’t no tellin’ what she’s gonna do.
I stopped in my tracks and turned back around and went into the kitchen. I dumped open my bag and grabbed what I needed along with my cordless phone, just in case. I walked back to the door and opened it. I kept the storm door locked and spoke to her through the glass. “Why you here?” I asked, frownin.’ I leaned up against the doorframe, with one hand on my hip and the other behind my back.

“Are you gonna let me in or not?” she asked, slammin’ her hands on both her hips. The right side of her face was still swollen, and her left eye had a patch over it. She was still tore-up so I knew she didn’t come to put work in.

“For what?”

“What do you mean ‘for what?’”

“Duh, just what I mean.”

“Kat, don’t be a bitch. Open ya damn door and let me in so we can talk.”

I stood there in the doorway and looked at the woman who gave birth to me, the woman who practically abandoned me for the men in her life, and I felt nothin’ for her. Not one damn thing. Not happiness. Not pity. Not sadness. Not contempt. Not a goddamn thing. I was empty toward her. And I realized that that emptiness was always there ’cause she never connected with me; she never embraced me long enough to fill my emotional cup. And it was fuckin’ empty. And I was left to fill it up on my own.

I shook my head. “No. You wanna talk, then you talk outside ’cause you not welcome in my home. Besides, as far as I’m con
cerned, we have nothin’ to talk about. I said all I’m gonna say to you the last time we spoke, and ain’t nothin’ changed.”

She frowned. “I thought it was real fucked up that you didn’t come to the hospital to see me. I’m still ya mother.”

“Umm, and that surprised you, because…?” I said, openin’ my hand and holdin’ my arm out, pausin’ for her to fill in the blanks. When she didn’t, I continued, “I told you I was done with you. And I meant that.”

Then outta nowhere, like I suspected, here comes Rosa talkin’ shit. She musta been sittin’ in the car, or squattin’ on the side of the house. She came rushin’ up to the door in a pair of faded blue jeans and a blue oversized 2006
Essence
Festival shirt with a pair of crisp white Nikes. And the chick had her hair pulled back real tight into a ponty tail with it stuffed under her fitted baseball cap like she was prepared to put some work in.

“Fuck all this back ’n forth shit, Juanita. Tell her ass we need to talk and to open up this motherfuckin’ door,” she said, talkin’ with her hands, pointin’ at me through the door. She stared at me. “Kat, open up this fuckin’ door, or bring ya fresh ass outside so we can air it out. All that slick shit on the phone ain’t forgotten, sweetie. I told you, I’ma put my foot in ya ass.”

I laughed. “Oh, really? Well, I tell you what. Try it if you want. But what the both of you had better do is get the fuck up off my property.”

“You fresh-ass bitch,” Rosa screamed, slammin’ her hand against the glass. “We ain’t goin’ no fuckin’ where until I beat ya ass for disrespectin’ ya mother, and me.”

“What the fuck you think I look like, lettin’ the two of you up in my spot? You think I’ma let ya’ll up in here so you can try ’n toss my spot up. I don’t think so.” Then it hit me that maybe I
should let ’em in. I mean, that way, when they got at me and I had to put a bullet in one of ’em, I could say they attacked me in my home and I was protectin’ myself. Nah, fuck that! Them crazy bitches wasn’t gettin’ in.

Rosa kicked the bottom of the door. “Bring ya ass outside, then. ’Cause I’ma fuck you up, Kat. You came for the wrong bitch, sweetie.”

“Rosa,” my moms said through her clenched teeth. “Don’t make a scene out here. I didn’t drive all the way over here to get arrested. This ain’t the projects.”

“I don’t give a fuck,” Rosa replied loudly. “This bitch is too goddamn grown, Juanita. And it’s time she gets her face cracked in. Kat, you got an ass whoopin’ comin’ so you might as well come outside and get it now while it’s hot. And if I gotta stand out this bitch all motherfuckin’ night, then that’s what it is.” She grabbed the door handle and started yankin’ on it. “Bring ya ass outside, you fuckin’ disrespectful bitch. You got me confused. I ain’t ya Aunt Patrice. When I get my hands on you, you gonna wish ya ass was dead.”

“Oh, really,” I said, pullin’ my nickel-plated 9mm from behind my back. Both of their eyes popped wide open in shock.

“Oh, my God,” my moms said through clenched lips, slappin’ her hand over her mouth.

Rosa let go of the door. “You’d pull a gun out on your own fuckin’ mother? I done seen it all now,” Rosa said, flingin’ her hands up in the air.
“Dios mios!
I don’t fuckin’ believe this shit.”

“I sure would. So believe it. And I’ll fuckin’ use it, too. Try me. Now both of you bitches get the fuck up off my property or you’ll be leavin’ up outta here in either handcuffs or body bags, take ya pick.” Although I would never call five-oh on my own
family—I don’t care how serious shit got—I hoped one of the nosey-ass neighbors would. And I really didn’t wanna put a bullet in either one of ’em, but I knew in my heart I would if they pressed me.

The porch light to the house on the left came on, then the lights to the house on the other side flicked on. My moms looked around. “Let’s go, Rosa,” she said, grabbin’ Rosa by the arm.

She snatched her arm back. “No, Nita, your child needs a beat down first.”

“I ain’t a fuckin’ child,” I snapped. “I’m a grown-ass woman. Get it right.”

“I knew this was a bad idea,” my moms said. “I told you she wasn’t gonna let us in.”

“Then maybe you shoulda came by yourself,” I said, keepin’ my aim at them.

“And would that have made any difference?” she asked, starin’ me in the eyes.

“Hell no,” I said. “’Cause I want nothin’ to do with you.” For the first time in my life, I thought I saw hurt in her eyes. But that shit didn’t matter. What about all the times she hurt me? Fuck her! The truth is what it is. “Um, I think you betta get goin’ ’cause the cops are on their way. And since
neither
of you are invited here, it’s called trespassin’. Now, like I said before, get the
fuck
off my property.” I slammed the door in their faces.

I heard glass smash and knew Rosa punched or kicked, or threw somethin’ at, the storm door. It took e’erything in me not to run outside and jump on that bitch’s back, but I knew she’d have her razor spit out in her hand and would have me sliced from one end to the next before I knew what hit me. I already knew goin’ out there meant I’d have to straight-up blast her
head off. “Crazy bitch,” I heard her yell. “The minute you step ’cross the bridge, bitch, I’ma see ya ass. I put that on ya grandfather’s grave. Nita, I don’t know where the fuck you got her from, but that bitch takes the grand prize for crazy. Can you believe she pulled a gun on us? A fuckin’ gun! Oh, my God, wait ’til I tell everyone this shit!”

Rosa’s nutty ass screamed at the top of her lungs all the way back to my mom’s Benz. I flipped open my cell and called Chanel, watchin’ them pull off outta the livin’ room window.

“Hey, ho, what’s good?”

“You not gonna fuckin’ believe who came up over here tryna set shit off?”

“Who?” she asked, gettin’ amped.

“My fuckin’ moms and her nutty-ass sister, Rosa.”

“Unh-uh, say it ain’t so. I know you didn’t let them in, did you?”

“Hell no, I didn’t let them nuts in. I spoke to them hoes through the glass door; are you fuckin’ kiddin’? I already knew what time it was. Please. They wasn’t gettin’ up in here fuckin’ up my shit.”

“So what happened?” she asked. I took a deep breath, then broke the story down to her from beginnin’ to end. “Oh, my God, bitch, I can’t believe you pulled a gun out on ’em. That shit is crazy.”

“Well, believe it. I was gonna put some heat in that ass before they got up in here tryna serve me. Fuck that.” I paused, openin’ the front door. There was glass shattered all down between the doors. “This fuckin’ bitch done kicked the glass outta my door, retarded ho,” I said, slammin’ the door shut. “Anyway, I don’t think my moms was really tryna bring it, but Rosa’s ass was ready to serve it for real, for real. You shoulda seen her ass foamin’ at
the mouth ’n shit, lookin’ like Cujo. I was too through with them bitches, comin’ here tryna fuck up my high.”

She started laughin’. “Kat, ya crazy ass is going straight to hell. You do know that, right?”

“Well, there’ll be a bunch of us down there then, ’cause I ain’t the fuckin’ one. I mean, on some real shit, I really didn’t wanna haveta shoot my moms, or Rosa. But if push came to shove, they’d both get bodied. And I make no apologies for that. I was here mindin’ my own fuckin’ business. Them bitches came here—uninvited, mind you—tryna disrupt my groove. And my moms already knows Rosa’s MO. She wanted to see that bitch bring it to me since her ass is still all broke up ’n shit. So, they both woulda caught a bullet.”

“Humph. That shit is crazy, for real.”

“Girl, trust, this shit was way over the top for even me. I mean, really. What the fuck made them think I was gonna let ’em up in here with open arms?”

“Your guess is as good as mine,” she said, snappin’ her fingas. “Oh, shit, girl, you not gonna believe this. Guess whose dumb ass done got arrested for stealin’ prescription pads from her job?”

“I bet it was Tameka’s porch-monkey ass,” I said.

“Yep,” she said, laughin’. “They came and snatched that ass up the other day. Now she’s sittin’ on Rikers, stressin’ the fuck out ’cause ain’t nobody tryna bail her ass out.”

“That’s what that baldheaded bitch gets for runnin’ her fuckin’ mouth. I’ma still see her ass, though.”

“Well, you might have a long wait. ’Cause this mess with her stealin’ prescription pads and shit has been goin’ on for a minute. They were writin’ all types of prescriptions, then sellin’ them shits and whatnot. That ho may be goin’ up the river.
These two other chicks were down with her, and they done put the shit all on her ass.”

I laughed. “And that’s exactly why I do my dirt solo.”

“I hear you, girl. So, what’s good for tonight?” she asked, changin’ the subject. “You feel like rollin’ out somewhere? There’s this party at Mars 2112 tonight. And it should be packed with a lotta shakers ’n movers and big-dick ballers.”

I rolled my eyes and sucked my teeth, glancin’ at the clock. It was almost nine o’clock. I really didn’t feel like goin’ out, but it had been a minute since we dropped ’n popped. “What time ya ho ass wanna roll?”

“I’m ready when you are. All I gotta do is slip on my wears. I showered already, but you need to hurry up and scoop me before Divine comes up in here tryna get some pussy ’cause you know the nigga don’t like me leavin’ up outta here without him wettin’ his dick up first.”

“Awww, poor thing,” I said, laughin’. “I’ll be there to save you and your pussy in forty minutes.”