The Infernal Device & Others: A Professor Moriarty Omnibus (45 page)

             
"I did not merely see, I observed. You stared down at your free hand, turning it over and examining it in a contemplative manner."

             
"Did I?"

             
"You were reflecting on Semmelweis's campaign to get his fellow physicians to wash their hands before treating patients. You were no doubt thinking of how many poor women had died in childbirth because the doctors scorned him and refused to take his advice."

             
"That's so,
I
remember," I told him.

             
"Thus I knew, by observation, which article you were reading. And then you put down the magazine and shook your head, clearly revealing your sequence of thought, and I said what I said." Moriarty returned his gaze to the window and puffed silently on his cigar.

             
A few moments later Mr. Maws, Moriarty's butler, knocked at the door and entered, and the serving girl scurried in past him and started clearing the table. "There's a milord come to see you, Professor," he said. "I put him in the front room. Here's his lordship's card." Mr. Maws handed Moriarty the rectangular pasteboard.

             
Moriarty centered his cigar carefully on the lip of an oversized ashtray and looked at the card, and then looked again. He ran his fingers over the surface, and then reached for a glass of water on the table, using it as a magnifying glass to carefully study the printing on the card. "Fascinating," he said. "What does the milord look like?"

             
"Young," Mr. Maws pronounced. "His attire is a bit on the messy side."

             
"Ah!" Moriarty said. "Well, I'll see him in my office. Give us a few seconds to get settled, and then bring him along."

             
"Very good, Professor," Mr. Maws said, and he bowed slightly and backed out of the room.

             
"The nobility has a sobering effect on Mr. Maws," Moriarty commented, as we crossed the hall to the office.

             
"Who is it, Professor?" I asked. "A client?"

             
Moriarty passed me the card. "Certainly he desires to become one," he said. "Else why would he come calling at this time of night?"

             
I examined the card to see what had fascinated Moriarty. Printed on the face was:
Lord Everett Tarns,
and underneath that:
Earl of Whitton.
There was nothing else. "Then you don't know who he is?"

             
"No." Moriarty went to the bookshelf by his desk and reached for the copy of
Burke's Peerage,
then took his hand away. "And we don't have time to look him up, either, if those are his footsteps I hear."

             
I sat down on a chair by the window and awaited events.

             
A few seconds later a harried-looking man of thirty-five or so in a rumpled dark suit burst through the door and stared at both our faces before deciding which of us he had come to see. "Professor Moriarty," he said, addressing my companion, who had lowered himself into the massive leather chair behind his desk, "I am in the deepest trouble. You must help me!"

             
"Of course, your lordship. Sit down, compose yourself, and tell me your problem. I think you will find this chair by the desk comfortable."

             
His lordship dropped into the chair and looked from one to the other of us, his hands clasped tightly in front of him.

             
"This is Mr. Barnett, my confidant," Moriarty told the distraught lord. "Anything you choose to tell me will be safe with him."

             
"Yes, of course," Lord Tams said. "It's not that. Only—I'm not sure how to begin."

             
"Let me see if I can help," Moriarty said, leaning forward and resting his chin on his tented hands. His hawklike eyes looked Lord Tams over closely for a few seconds. "You are unmarried. Your older brother died unexpectedly quite recently, leaving you heir to the title and, presumably, estates of the Earldom of Whitton. Your new obligations make it necessary for you to give up your chosen profession of journalism, a result that is not altogether pleasing to you. You and your brother were not on the best of terms, although nothing irreconcilable had passed between you."

             
His lordship's hands dropped to his side and he stared at Moriarty. The professor has that effect on some people.

             
Moriarty sat up. "There are some other indications that are suggestive but not certain," he said. "As to the specific problem that brought you here, I'm afraid you'll have to tell me what it is."

             
"Who has spoken to you about me?" Lord Tams demanded.

             
"No one, your lordship, I assure you," Moriarty said. "You carry the indications about for the trained eye to read."

             
"Really?" Lord Tams rested one hand firmly on the edge of the desk and pointed an accusing finger at Moriarty with the other. "The death of my brother? The fact that I am unmarried—and a journalist? Come now, sir!"

             
Moriarty leaned forward, his eyes bright. "It is, after all, my profession, my lord," he said. "My ability to see what others cannot is, presumably, what brought you to me. Now, what is your problem?"

             
Lord Tams took a deep breath, or perhaps it was a sigh. "Your surmises are correct, Professor Moriarty," he said. "I am unmarried. My profession, if such I may call it, has been
writing freelance articles on economic subjects for various London newspapers and magazines. When an editor wants a piece on free trade, or Serbian war reparations, he calls on me. I have recently—very recently—come into the title, inheriting it from my elder brother Vincent, who died suddenly. It is his death that has brought me here to seek your assistance."

             
I leaned forward in my chair. The thrill of being in at the beginning of one of Moriarty's little exercises does not diminish with time. "Your brother was murdered?" I asked.

             
"My brother's death was, and is, completely unexplainable, Mr. Barnett," Lord Tams replied.

             
Moriarty clapped his hands together. "Really?" he said. "Come, this is quite—interesting. Tell me everything you know of the affair."

             
"The circumstances are simple. Vincent had gone to one of his clubs—the Paradol in Montague Street—to stay for a few days. On the morning of the third day a waiter went in to bring Vincent his breakfast, which he had ordered the night before, and found my brother dead in his bed. He was lying on his back, his face and chest unnaturally red, his hands were raised as if to ward off some unseen threat, and a look of terror was fixed on his face. The club doctor, a Dr. Papoli, examined him and said it was apoplexy; but, as the doctor is from somewhere in the Balkans, and lacks a British medical degree, nobody seemed to take him too seriously. The police doctor strongly disagreed, although he could not come up with an alternate diagnosis."

             
"This was at the Paradol, you say? Did your brother commonly frequent the Paradol Club?"

             
"He has been a member for years," his lordship said, "going perhaps six or seven times a year. But for the past three months he had been going twice a month, and staying for two or three days each time."

             
"Are you also a member?"

             
"I am a permanent guest of my brother's," his lordship said. "I occasionally use the reading room, but as for the club's other—functions—I found that they were not to my taste."

             
"I don't believe I know the club," I said to Moriarty.

             
"It is for, ah, specialized interests," Moriarty told me. "It is where rich men go to meet with complaisant women. It is an upper-class rendezvous for what the French call
le demimonde.
The French seem to have a word for everything, have you noticed?"

             
"It is so," Lord Tams agreed. "The Paradol Club exists for those gentlemen who enjoy the company of women of, let us say, loose morals but impeccable manners. It is not the only establishment of its type in London, but it is one of the most exclusive, expensive, and discreet."

             
"Did your brother express his taste for these sorts of amusements in any other way?" Moriarty asked.

             
"His whole life revolved around the pleasures of the senses. It's funny, really; Mama was always pleased that Vincent didn't go in for blood sports. She never guessed the sort of sport in which he did indulge."

             
Moriarty leaned back in his chair and fixed his gaze on Lord Tams. "When was the last time you saw your brother?" he asked. "The evening before he died.
"

             
"
Ah! Under what circumstances?"

             
"I went to see him at the club to ask a favor of him. I am—I was—getting married. I wanted to advance some money from my allowance."

             
"Allowance?" Moriarty asked. "Then you had nothing on your own?"

             
"Upon our father's death the entire estate went to Vincent. The house and lands were, of course, entailed, but Vincent also inherited everything else. It was inadvertent. Vincent was fourteen years older than I, and the will was drawn two years before I was born. My parents did not expect another child, and no provision was made in the will for the unexpected. My father died suddenly shortly before my second birthday, and had not gotten around to revising the will."

             
"I see," Moriarty said.

             
"My brother has actually been quite generous," Lord Tams said. "The income of a freelance journalist is precarious at best. Vincent gave me an allowance and added a few odd bob here and there when needed."

             
"How did you feel about his—indulgences?"

             
"It was not my place to approve or disapprove. Vincent's penchants were his own business. His habits, as he kept reminding me, hurt no one. His view was that his companions were all willing, and profited from the relationship. I remonstrated with him, pointing out that the path of vice spirals ever downward, and that the further along it one travels, the harder it is to get off."

             
"He didn't listen?"

             
"He was amused."

             
"Yes. And you went to see him because you're getting married?
"

             
"
I have been engaged to Miss Margot Whitsome, the poetess, for the past two years. We were to have been married next week.
"

             
"
Were to have been? Then the ceremony has been called off?
"

             
"
Delayed, rather.
"

             
"
By the poetess?"

             
"By me. How can I allow any lady of breeding to marry me with this hanging over my head?"

             
"Ah!" Moriarty said. "You are suspected of murdering your brother?"