The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (35 page)

With Elijah Wood at the premiere party for
Sin City
(I was Mickey Rourke’s guest).

David Spade and me during my cameo on
Just Shoot Me
.

Kid Rock and me during the making of the video “Cowboy.”

With Erik Estrada and Todd Bridges (before we were reality stars) during the making of
Sounds of Silence
, a B-film shot in Arizona (that also starred Dana Plato).

With Willem Dafoe comparing sizes during the filming of
Boondock Saints
.

Matt Damon and me at Dan Tana’s in Beverly Hills.

With Jenna Jameson during the making of Comedy Central’s film
Porn and Chicken
.

Paris Hilton, me, and Bijou Phillips at the premiere party for
Wonderland
.

John Stamos and me comparing sizes at Spago in Beverly Hills.

With The Rock on the set of
The Rundown
.

Louis Gosset, Jr., and me at the CES Convention in Las Vegas—comparing sizes.

With Billie Joe Armstrong backstage at the Universal Amphitheatre.

With David Carradine on the Texas set of Adam Rifkin’s
Homo Erectus
.

Sir Mix-a-Lot and me during the making of the “Freak of the Week” video.