The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (31 page)

With Brad Pitt at the premiere party of
Rock Star
at the House of Blues.

Juniper, Matthew McConaughey, and me at the premiere party for
Tip Toe
.

With Johnny Depp at Musso and Frank’s Restaurant. Johnny was meeting with Keith Richards for research on
Pirates of the Carribean
.

Pauly Shore, me, and Christian Slater comparing dick sizes at the Comedy Store while Pauly was making his album for Priority Records (I’m on that album, too).

With Carrot Top backstage at the Hollywood Theatre, MGM Hotel Las Vegas (comparing dick sizes).

Ice-T and me comparing sizes while shooting
Frankenpenis
(starring John Bobbitt).

Me with Chris Rock backstage at the Universal Amphitheatre.

Sam Kinison, me, and Robin Williams doing a skit in the Comedy Store parking lot.

With Axl Rose at the Rainbow in L.A. when Guns n’ Roses first became famous.

Dave Chapelle and me in New Jersey, on Dave’s show, where I was a guest for the internet skit.

Verne Troyer and me in Hawaii, where we hosted a disco event.

Debbie Harry and me backstage at her concert.

Fred Durst and me comparing sizes at the premiere party of
Detroit Rock City.

Robert Evans and me while doing his radio show.