The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (5 page)

F
ree advice is seldom cheap.

K
eep your lies consistent.

T
he riskier the road, the greater the profit.

W
in or lose, there’s always Huyperian beetle snuff.

W
hen she discusses money for “favors”, charge her what she’ll pay

K
nowledge equals profit

H
ome is where the heart is…but the stars are made of latinum.

E
very once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

I
f you break it, I’ll charge you for it

B
eware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.