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THE RULES
#1

O
nce you have their money…never give it back.

 

#2

T
he best deal is the one that brings the most profit.

 

#3

N
ever pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

 

#5

I
f you can’t break a contract, bend it.

 

#6

N
ever allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

 

#7

K
eep your ears open.

 

#8

S
mall print leads to large risk.

 

#9

O
pportunity plus instinct equals profit.

 

#10

G
reed is eternal.

 

#11

L
atinum isn’t the only thing that shines.

 

#12

A
nything worth selling is worth selling twice.

 

#13

A
nything worth doing is worth doing for money.

 

#14

A
nything stolen is pure profit

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