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My
salmon slit was trembling like a shitting dog. With his timed slimer pounding
deep into my sperm socket, the sensation of his ramrod smashing my cervix made
me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. If I don't buff the muff to get
my pussy batter leaking from my penis pothole, his stilton spear is going to
leave my meaty hangers resembling a hippo's yawn. Some girls are happy just to
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my kipper dinghy and an antique
doorknob up my turd cutter. By now, my quim was seeping like Wayne Rooney's dick
in an OAP home. When he removed his ramrod from my soft tight anus, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew
I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his wrist-thick wand. My throat was
so full of huge penis and magician's wax, the gentleman's relish was trickling
down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. The seemingly never-ending streams of
ectoplasm emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. With my hairy goblet now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to
start sliding my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll
a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty
love piss draining from my mud flap and all over my piss flaps. Now, I've seen
more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his spam dagger made
my beige slime slobber like a rabid dog. Inserting a gerbil into my slime hole
got me spattering clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a rabid baboon's arse,
and I was no different! I can't wait to consume the magician's wax from his
muffbuster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cervix cigar slid deeper into my poop chute. The feeling of his
magician's wax sliming down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than
a greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe plunged inside
me again; stuffing my ruby cave with a barbie doll just didn't get my cock
holster spraying like it used to. The thrusting of my balloon knot was so
vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his womb ferret deep in my poop
chute. There was man fat frothing from his flesh gordon and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The pounding makes me surge my
fallopian fish stock all over his Nelson's Column. The mixture of sewer trout
and ectoplasm in my turd-herder created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so
fond of. He launched a giant toilet twinkie on my cans just so he could gobble
it up like a pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my chamber of
squelch still trickling. I thought it was over but his wrist-thick wand had
other ideas. After having my moose knuckle pounded, he then proceeded to pound
my old dirt road. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd had my redwings
for the best part of a week.

The
fucking makes me surge my minge monsoon all over his turgid terror truncheon.
Inserting a gerbil into my vibrator crater got me flooding shrimp sap faster
than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his all-beef thermometer from my
rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the footlong fudge
bullet off his spam dagger. The mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my
shit winker created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Hours of
slamming like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like a manatee
in yoga pants, and I was no different! Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his womb raider stuffed deeper into my Oxo
orifice. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been up on
bricks for the best part of a week. I awoke the next morning with my
soft-shelled tuna taco still seeping. I thought it was over but his muffbuster
had other ideas. By now, my hatchet wound was seeping like a hungry pig at a
trough. My tuna canal was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. The fucking of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his
jingle-jangle jewellery joining his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus deep
in my rusty sherif's badge. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo,
but the sight of his Ocean's 11 Inches made my tuna tunnel tears leak like a
leaky tap. After having my quim hammered, he then proceeded to plow my marmite
motorway. The feeling of his man fat trickling down my throat got my clunge
gunge flowing quicker than snot off a whip. I can't wait to suck the Da Vinci
load from his timed slimer. There was magician's wax leaking from his greasy
kebab skewer and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more.
He rolled a giant toilet twinkie on my boobage just so he could lap it up like
a hungry hungry hippo. With his one-eyed milkman raiding deep into my bearded
haddock pasty, the sensation of his gristle missile smashing my cervix made me
quake like a shitting dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat
emanating from his ramrod soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some
girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my salmon slit and a number of chillies up my
puckered brown eye. With my lunchmeat now much like a stamped bat, he thought
it was time to start stuffing my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to crown a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? The unrelenting
orgasms from his cervix cigar hammering my slime hole made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. It was bliss having his disco
stick slid inside me again; stuffing my carp cavity with a squash just didn't
get my slime hole splurging like it used to. If I don't study english
cliterature to get my sex wee draining from my tampon tunnel, his greasy
slimelight is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a stuntman's knee.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm leaking from my turd-herder
and all over my hairy goblet.

Within
no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load trickling from my other vagina and
all over my vertical smile. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and Da Vinci
load in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so
fond of. With my flappy meal now much like a gutted trout, he thought it was
time to start probing my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to roll a colon cobra, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his
Ocean's 11 Inches pounding my hatchet wound made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. When he removed his tenderloin
truncheon from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet
twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the hardened
fudge nugget off his clunger. My throat was so full of sperminator and
magician's wax, the love piss was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my tatas.
Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a gerbil in my birth cannon and an egg timer up my other
vagina. There was cock custard haemorrhaging from his Ocean's 11 Inches and I
was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. It was bliss
having his purple-headed trouser snake probed inside me again; stuffing my
stench trench with a barbie doll just didn't get my frilling pink golf bag
spouting like it used to. After having my frilling pink golf bag thrusted, he
then proceeded to plow my tradesman's entrance. Now, I've had more hands up me
than The Muppets, but the sight of his love muscle made my tuna tunnel tears
weep like a slug in a salt mine. The plowing of my balloon knot was so
vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his clunger deep in my
rusty sherif's badge. The plowing makes me spray my sex wee all over his
one-eyed milkman. He launched a giant footlong fudge bullet on my boobage just
so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. By now, my fuck
trench was slobbering like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker.
The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his chubstep soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My ladytown was trembling like jelly.
He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide
for the best part of a week. I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet
sausage wallet still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his one-eyed
milkman had other ideas. The feeling of his gentleman's relish frothing down my
throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I can't
wait to gobble the cock snot from his love muscle. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his chubstep probed deeper
into my turd-herder. With his Ocean's 11 Inches slamming deep into my shame
portal, the sensation of his mutton dagger smashing my cervix made me quake
like a shitting dog. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's velcro
triangle looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no
different! If I don't buff the muff to get my fallopian fish stock draining
from my meat purse, his chorizo howitzer is going to leave my clap flaps
resembling a stuntman's knee.

He
munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the
best part of a week. The thrusting makes me spout my vertical moisture all over
his spunk-filled spam rocket. I awoke the next morning with my penis pothole
still leaking. I thought it was over but his wrist-thick wand had other ideas.
The slamming of my puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his
jingle-jangle jewellery joining his long-dong silver deep in my poop chute.
Inserting an egg timer into my bearded haddock pasty got me surging minge
monsoon faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly never-ending
streams of man fat emanating from his gristle missile soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. With my roast beef platter now much like a rabid baboon's
arse, he thought it was time to start sliding my other vagina. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to cut a stink pickle, I wondered? Some girls are
happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my herring hole and a
number of chillies up my tradesman's entrance. My cake hole was so full of
tallywacker and gentleman's relish, the steamin' semen was slobbering down my
chin and onto my fiery biscuits. The mixture of butt nugget and love mayonnaise
in my ring piece created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.
It was bliss having his washington monument slid inside me again; stuffing my
herring hole with a squash just didn't get my gammon alley spritzing like it
used to. My gashtray was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm dribbling from my tradesman's
entrance and all over my spam castanets. With his throbbing quim dagger raiding
deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his skin flute smashing
my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Now, I've taken
more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his one-eyed monster made my
clunge gunge slobber like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. There was
magician's wax frothing from his Nelson's Column and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. I can't wait to suck the love
mayonnaise from his timed slimer. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his veiny quim prod shoved deeper into my rusty
sherif's badge. He rolled a giant colon cobra on my droopies just so he could
chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. When he removed his balony pony
from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the stink pickle off his
wrist-thick wand. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger fucking my hot
pocket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison
riot. The feeling of his creamy load leaching down my throat got my pussy
batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. If I don't fish for pearls to get
my beige slime leaking from my clunge pool, his battering ram is going to leave
my piss flaps resembling a motorway pileup. After having my bearded haddock
pasty fucked, he then proceeded to raid my marmite motorway. By now, my chamber
of squelch was frothing like a jizz waterfall.

It
was bliss having his womb raider probed inside me again; stuffing my wunder
down under with a gerbil just didn't get my chamber of squelch ejecting like it
used to. The slamming of my poop chute was so vigorous, he soon found his salty
protein grapes joining his tallywacker deep in my other vagina. Some girls are
happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a squash in my oyster ditch and a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster up my mud flap. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen
oozing from my cocoa channel and all over my meaty hangers. When he removed his
Ocean's 11 Inches from my black hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
corn-eyed butt snake off his cervix cigar. The unrelenting orgasms from his
master of ceremonies slamming my clunge pool made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. After having my vaginal bacon
buffet raided, he then proceeded to hammer my vintage golf bag. Now, I've had
more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his timed slimer made my
flange custard weep like a slug in a salt mine. With his love lollipop
thrusting deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his huge penis smashing my
cervix made me quake like jelly. By now, my south mouth was flowing like a
rabid dog. The feeling of his steamin' semen haemorrhaging down my throat got
my spaff flowing quicker than snot off a whip. I can't wait to devour the cock
custard from his washington monument. The seemingly never-ending streams of
penis pudding emanating from his muffbuster soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's hairy
goblet looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! I awoke the next
morning with my furry cup still sliming. I thought it was over but his
washington monument had other ideas. My frilling pink golf bag was trembling
like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. If I don't finger blast to get my minge
mucus trickling from my enchilada of love, his spunk-filled spam rocket is
going to leave my flappy meal resembling a ripped out fireplace. My cake hole
was so full of cunt plunger and creamy load, the ectoplasm was foaming down my
chin and onto my mammaries. There was cock snot trickling from his womb ferret
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Inserting an
egg timer into my wizards sleeve got me ejecting flange custard faster than
snot off a whip. The mixture of butt nugget and baby gravy in my turd cutter
created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. He munched on my hairy
goblet, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a
week. He rolled a giant colon cobra on my tatas just so he could gobble it up
like a hungry hungry hippo. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus shoved
deeper into my rusty bullet hole. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like
a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to start probing my vintage golf
bag. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a colon cobra, I
wondered?

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