September 22nd: So it's my fault you're lying?
September 23rd: Let's sit down.
September 24th: I expected you to throw a fit.
September 25th: We may need cocktails for that.
September 26th: Wedding cake and an open bar.
September 27th: Captain's Log: Day three of wedding planning.
September 28th: Get married by a fake Elvis.
October 1st: It's time to drop the bomb.
October 3rd: Wedding guests and ice sculptures.
October 4th: A hostage situation.
October 6th: I can barely breathe.
October 9th: You do not play fair.