TakeItOff (7 page)

Going for the Holy
Grail

One of the best sexcapades I
ever had was the once-in-a-lifetime chance I got to have sex with hot identical
twins at the same time. I was on a roadshow in Lafayette, Louisiana. There were
lots of pretty girls at this show but the one who caught my eye was a cute girl
serving Jell-O shots. I had been flirting with her all night.

Just before I went onstage,
she brought me a glass of water, and I had the stagehand snap a Polaroid of us.
(Yes, this was in the days before camera phones or even digital cameras.)

After my set I was walking
past the bar where she was refilling her tray and stopped to talk for a sec. We
briefly said a couple of words and then she introduced me to her sister, her
hot twin sister. I said hello but was still focused on the first girl.
Throughout the show she would bring drinks to the dressing room. I would give
her a little hug or a kiss on the cheek and she would smile as she walked back
out.

After the show was finished
and I had gotten dressed and tipped out, I was on the hunt to find her. She was
talking to her sister outside and I asked if they wanted to hang out. They said
sure and I grabbed both of their hands and walked them back to the club, one on
my right and one on my left. When I brought them through the door I said to the
guys, “Check out my girlfriends,” and kissed them both on the cheek. They
squeezed my hand just a little, a show of affection from both of them. I kissed
them on the cheek again but a little longer this time. There was no flinch at
all from either one. So I went for it. I kissed the second sister. Still no
hesitation. So I did the same to the other.

Neither I nor the guys could
believe this was happening. I had no time to waste. If ever there was a chance
for glory, this was it. Doing twins is the holy grail of sexcapades. I took
them straight to a bathroom stall. I nodded to a friend to indicate that I
wanted him to come and watch. I needed proof or nobody would ever believe me.
This would forever make me the ultimate deal closer amongst my friends—unless
someone does triplets, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon. I got them
into a stall and started making out with both of them while my friend peeked
over the stall. The three of us were all over each other and I pulled my rock-hard
cock out and put one’s hand around it. Then I took the other twin’s shirt off.

The first girl was stroking
my cock softly while I was kissing and grabbing the other’s nice perky young
tits. I put both of their hands on my dick and they started touching and
playing with it. I helped take the other’s shirt off as the first one pulled
her skirt down. I licked one’s nipple while grabbing the other girl’s breasts.

I pulled them close so they
were shoulder to shoulder and licked first one girl’s breast, then the other’s.
I couldn’t even believe this was happening. I looked at the four identical
boobies and grabbed the two in the middle. They were acting so sexy and slutty
that you wouldn’t even think they knew each other. I rubbed their nipples
together and they froze. Oh no! Too much! I had to act fast so I quickly turned
them around and bent them over. Pulled a condom from my back pocket and put it
on faster than I ever have before.

The sight of two naked
identical sisters bent over was unbelievably hot. I put it in the first one and
slid in and out about three strokes. I then pulled it out and went to the next
one to make it official. Now I could take my time. Slow and fast. Soft and
hard. I went back and forth on both of them, enjoying every thrust, trying to
see if I could tell a difference, or if one would enjoy it more than the other.
They were so beautiful and seemed to want only to please me, as if they knew it
was every man’s dream and they were giving it to me as a gift.

I came so good. If I died in
that moment it would have been just fine with me.

My friend just watched in
amazement. I pulled my jeans back up and the girls got dressed, smiling just as
big as I was. We walked out of the stall and they went back into the club.

I gathered my things and
headed for the bus. I hadn’t stopped smiling. It was my finest hour. Before I
left, I found them at the bar, hugged and kissed them both goodbye.

I never saw them again. But
that Polaroid the stagehand snapped is still in my locker today.

XXX-stasy

I had been a dancer on and
off for about five years when I got divorced. I decided to move to Houston from
Dallas and start completely over. At that time the club in Houston had the best
male strip show in the nation. I felt like a rookie again but it was the good
part of being a rookie, the part where you get butterflies in your belly. The
excitement of being a veteran but new at the same time was actually really fun.
The regular customers of the club and the single friends of the other guys’
girlfriends all seem to salivate for the new guy, and I was loving every moment
of it.

One night, a couple of girls
were sitting together when I went onstage. The blonde approached me and said, “We
both decided we want to take you home!” It was early in the night and I was
thinking that there was no better way to start my night. I sheepishly joked, “Whatever!”
Soon after, the girls, who both worked at the men’s club down the street, had
to go to work so we said our goodbyes.

Only a few days before, I had
slept with the second girl but we hadn’t had sex. We both were just out of
relationships and wanted the company of a warm body to hold, so we just held
each other all night. (Yes, two strippers who were attracted to one another
slept together at least three or four times and NEVER had sex.) So I was
thinking a three-way would be cool, but the blonde was really hot and I wanted
to bone her badly.

A week later, on Valentine’s
Day, I got my chance. She suggested we try an X pill and have a one-on-one
party to celebrate the holiday. I thought,
well, let’s take it
another step further and try a Viagra as well
.
The mood was set in her bedroom, with music in the background and candles
everywhere. We both dropped the X and I followed that up with a Viagra.

We started kissing while
waiting for the X to take effect. I had known this girl for about four months
and the very first time I saw her, she looked so hot I had to do a double take.
Needless to say, I was more than ready. When you have sex on X, everything is
heightened and your energy level soars. You are a sex machine on steroids. The
penetration feels better than ever and you can fuck all night when you are on
it. Add the fact that the Viagra makes your dick feel larger and helps you last
longer as well.

She was so beautiful, I
couldn’t stop looking at her as I ran my hands all over her body. Her skin was
as smooth and radiant and flawless as the satin sheets on her bed. I licked and
squeezed her gorgeous big boobs all over and then sucked each nipple until it
was red and swollen.

Maybe it was just the X, but
in that moment, I had never seen a more beautiful pussy nor tasted a more
delicious one. I ate her long and hard, like a starving man, while she rode my
tongue until she came.

Just the sight of her in
ecstasy almost made me come. But I slowed myself down. I had all night. When I
finally did slide my dick into that slick pussy, it was the sweetest thing I
ever felt. We took it long and slow, hard and fast, in every position
imaginable, and probably some that aren’t. I made sweet love to her all night
long, and we didn’t fall asleep until after sunrise.

Unfortunately, her
ex-boyfriend picked that morning to pay her a visit. I woke up to see him
standing over me. I’ve never been awakened like that before and it was pretty
scary. He didn’t try to fight or argue, he just turned around and left.

This guy was a dancer at a different
club but about a week after this incident, he started working at my club. I was
trying to be respectful, and letting him slide when he started spreading rumors
about his ex. I knew he was hurt. I figured I would let him vent. After all, I
was pounding his hot ex and enjoying the hell out of it. A couple of incidents
happened that I let slide by but on Saturday night, that changed.

While I was on main stage, he
took copies of a naked photo of his ex and put it on everyone’s locker. This is
what I got to look at when I came off stage after rocking the house. “That’s
it,” said one guy. “You gotta teach him.” I said, “Yep, I know” and got
dressed. I found him at the bar and told him it was time to go downstairs. He
didn’t want to, so I told him again. He got up and we headed downstairs to the
garage parking lot. One punch knocked him out and got me a week’s suspension
from work plus a $235 bill for the window he broke on his way down after I
punched him.

The Stripper’s Wife

Sometimes lap dances present special problems. There was
this one guy who had been dancing for about three or four years when I started
at the club. He was married and had a beautiful wife. One day, I was dancing on
side stage and she asked me to give her a lap dance. First I thought, what’s up
with that? Then I thought, dance for a hot chick! It’s always a bonus to dance
for a hottie! So I asked the dancer if it was okay to dance for his wife. He
said, “Only if you give her a dirty one!” He was half laughing and half
serious.

I took her to the table dance area and proceeded to give her
a sexy lap dance. She started to spread her thighs around my hips and pull me
in closer with her legs. She had on a miniskirt, so not much was hidden. I was
feeling my dick start to bulge. This doesn’t happen very often. Usually I’m not
aroused at work, but I couldn’t help it at this moment. This girl was hot.

Now I started wondering if they were swingers. Being new to
the club, I really didn’t know the guy too well. There was no way I was doing a
three-way with another guy! Halfway through the song, she was thrusting her
pelvis up and down on my bulge. I started thinking I had to get away because
this was too much for me. She placed her hand on the side of my crotch and very
gently started to rub her fingers along my shaft, which was now fully engorged.
Thankfully, there was another dancer nearby who was making sure his friend’s
wife was not getting out of line. He said to me, “Careful, getting too close.”
I agreed and collected the money, then stood there for a minute or two. I had
to let my bulge decrease.

Trickle-Down Pussy

At the club, there are
fifteen to twenty-five other dancers, plus the waiters, whom you have to
compete with for pussy. If you take all the guys who are in committed
relationships and do not cheat, waiters factored in, you have, say, twenty-five
percent less competition. Now let’s look at the roadshow numbers: five dancers,
and in my touring group, three or four were in committed relationships. Thus,
the lone dancer is the luckiest son of a bitch alive! No matter what the fifth
guy looked like, he got the trickle-down pussy. The hottest girl likes the best-looking
dancer but she finds that he is not giving her the time of day backstage. (The
hottest girl
always
goes backstage.) So now she is interested in the
next guy but soon realizes that there’s only one guy really looking at her with
hungry eyes and inevitably, he gets to enjoy that sweet, sweet girl. We also
had a runner (stage coordinator) who was able to enjoy the benefits of being
single as well. The female-to-male ratio at a good roadshow is fifty to one.
You gotta love those numbers if you are a single male exotic dancer.

How to Talk Her into a
Three-Way

Back when I was single, a
three-way was always better than a two-way—but only if it had two girls, one
guy!

Once, an eighteen-year-old
had the hots for me. I had already had sex with her and so my interest had
cooled. She came in with her friend, who was really cute, and I was thinking,
Hmm,
what can I say to get this party started?
Since I had already fucked the first girl, I figured I’d just take a random
shot and ask for a three-way. I didn’t want to hurt her feelings though, so I
wanted to make it seem as if it were her idea. This is what I did: I asked the
girl if she ever had a three-way. I’ve come to find that more than half of
eighteen- and nineteen-year-old girls have experienced a three-way. At least
the girls I talk with. So of course I was expecting a yes, and sure enough,
that’s what she said.

I looked at her with sad eyes
and said, “Really?! I’ve never even had that! You are younger than me and I
haven’t gotten to do that yet!” I threw in the “yet” on purpose.

I knew how much this girl
wanted me and that she would do whatever necessary to please me. I walked off
to give her more time to think. Not ten minutes passed before she came to me on
side stage and said that her friend was up for a three-way. I had lined up a
three-way in ten minutes and was having sex soon thereafter. All from that one
line, “I haven’t gotten to do that
yet
!” Girls at that age are eager to
please and I was eager to teach.

There Goes the Bride

It’s another Saturday night
and the club is packed as usual. I’m on stage looking over a sea of pretty
girls. The crowd is eating out of my hands. I can do no wrong. As the light
hits the crowd of women I see only one face across the room. She has blonde
hair, blue eyes and a perfect smile. I find myself going through the motions
onstage but can’t stop looking at her. I’m sure the audience notices ‘cause I
am obviously mesmerized by her the whole set.