Sweet Danger (2 page)

M. Fleurey was definitely ovoid in figure. From the top of his shining head he sloped gently outwards to a diameter on the level of his coat-pockets, whence he receded gracefully to the heels of his immaculate shoes.

Guffy was reminded of a witticism of the earlier season which had related how M. Fleury had been tapped on the soles of his feet so that, like Columbus's egg, he should be able to stand.

For the rest, he was a discreet, affable soul, a connoisseur of wine and a devout believer in the sanctity of the
noblesse
.

It began to dawn on Guffy that M. Fleurey was more than ordinarily delighted to see him. There was an element of relief in his welcome, as though the young man had been a deliverer rather than a prospective guest, and his first words
put all recollection of the unconventional departure he had just witnessed out of his mind.

‘Name of a name of a little good man,' said the manager in his own language, ‘it is of an astonishing clarity to me that you, my dear Monsieur Randall, have arrived by the express intervention of Providence itself.'

‘Really?' said Guffy, whose French was by no means perfect and who had only caught the sense of the latter part of the sentence. ‘Anything up?'

M. Fleurey spread out his hands deprecatingly and a frown ruffled for an instant the tranquillity of his forehead.

‘I don't know,' he said. ‘When you came in I was in a quandary – as you would say, in a flummox. And then, when your name appeared, I said to myself, “Here is my deliverer; here is the man of all others who will most help me.” The
noblesse
are as an open book to you, M. Randall. There is no one with any pretension to title whom you have not met.'

‘Here, I say, don't pin your faith to that,' said Guffy hastily.

‘Well, shall we say no one of any importance?'

M. Fleurey turned to his desk and his visitor saw that this glistening pantechnicon, usually so immaculate, was now littered with reference books, most of them ancient volumes, greasy with much thumbing.
Burke
and
Dod
were well to the fore, and a large crested pocket-handkerchief lay upon a square of tissue paper on top of a London telephone directory.

‘Imagine my perplexity!' said M. Fleurey. ‘But I will explain.'

With the air of a man who is anxious to relate his troubles, but not without paying due compensation to the feelings of his listener, he produced two glasses and a decanter from a small cupboard in the panelling, and a few seconds later Guffy found himself sipping rare Amontillado while his host talked.

M. Fleurey had a flair for the dramatic. Opening an enormous register, he pointed to three names half-way down the last page.

‘Mr Jones, Mr Robinson, and Mr Brown of London,' he read. ‘Is not that sinister? I am no cabbage. I was not born yesterday. As soon as Leon pointed out these entries to me I said, “Ah, there is mystery here.”'

Guffy, while wishing to congratulate M. Fleurey on his powers of detection, if only in gratitude for the sherry, was not very impressed.

‘I've never heard of them,' he said.

‘Wait . . .' M. Fleurey lifted one finger to heaven. ‘I have observed these visitors. They are all three young; unmistakably of the
noblesse.
One of them has – how shall I say it? – the manner. The others wait upon him with the care and the deference of courtiers. The manservant is mysterious.'

The Frenchman paused.

‘Even this,' he continued, raising his voice and adopting the throaty murmur of the fashionable
diseur
, ‘even this would not be in itself of interest. But this morning Léon, my
maître d'hôtel
, received a complaint from a fourth visitor whose room backs the suite occupied by Mr Brown of London. This visitor – a negligible person – ninety francs a day and
vin du pays
– declared that his room had been ransacked – how do you say? – rendered to bubble and squeak. Nothing had been stolen, you understand.'

M. Fleurey lowered his voice on the past participle as though apologizing for using it in the presence of his guest.

Guffy nodded, indicating that, as between one man of the world and another, he was aware that such things did happen.

‘I went up to the room myself,' confessed the manager like one admitting to a servile act. ‘It was indeed upsydaisy. The miserable owner, while he did not actually accuse anyone, indicated that he suspected the manservant, W. Smith, of the affair. Now, my friend –' the manager set down his glass – ‘you perceive my situation. There is nothing I desire more in my hotel than the presence of royalty incognito, and nothing I desire less than confidence tricksters, clever thieves, or the
hoi polloi
making game. Now this last is impossible; these people are the
noblesse
. I am experienced. I served my apprenticeship. I know. But which of the other alternatives is correct? I have here the handkerchief of Mr Brown. You see the crest. There is only one like it in all these books of information.'

He picked up a little battered leather-bound volume and, turning over the yellow pages, pointed to a rudely drawn design with the single word underneath it: ‘
Averna
.'

‘There is no account in this book of the owners of that crest, and the book is lent to me by the Municipal Librarian. But you see, there it is. The crest, usurped or not, is a genuine crest. What shall I do? If I am unduly inquisitive my visitors will go. If they are confidence tricksters I shall have been fortunate, but if they are not, then my reputation, the reputation of my so beautiful hotel for courtesy, intelligence, and, as you would say, “wise guyishness”, will be done, gone, exploded – pouf! – like a carnival balloon.'

‘I'd like to see these people,' said Guffy. ‘Any chance of my getting a squint at them without them seeing me?'

‘My enchanting friend, the thing is no sooner said than done. Come here.'

The little plump man tiptoed across the thickly carpeted room as though he feared the floor were unsafe.

Guffy swallowed the last drop of his sherry and followed.

M. Fleurey slid back a little hatch in the panelling, and, to his complete astonishment, Guffy found himself looking through a small round window high up in the north wall of the lounge. The ornate moulding on the other side successfully hid the peep-hole, and the whole of the lounge lay spread out beneath like a new-angle photograph.

‘This,' said M. Fleurey with pride, ‘is my quarter-deck.
From here I can see my passengers, my crew, the life of my whole establishment. Keep back as much as possible – forgive me, but these subterfuges are necessary.'

Guffy moved obligingly and regarded the scene below with interest, now that his first amazement had subsided. The huge cream-and-amber room below was sparsely dotted with people, but there were enough to make his task difficult had it not been for the excited little manager at his side.

‘Look, my friend,' he said. ‘In the corner by the window. Ah, the palm obliterates the head of Mr Brown. Nevertheless, wait for a moment. We can already see the others.'

The young man peered down at the elegant little group round the corner table. He saw one sleek brown head, one black one, and the third man was, as M. Fleurey had said, hidden behind the palms.

As Guffy stared, one of the men turned and he caught sight of his face. An exclamation escaped him.

M. Fleurey tugged his sleeve impatiently.

‘You recognize them?' he demanded. ‘Are my fears at rest? I implore you, my friend, to tell me!'

‘Half a minute . . .' Guffy pressed his face against the glass of the peep-hole in an effort to catch a glimpse of the man in the shadow.

The brown-headed ‘equerry' he had recognized immediately as Jonathan Eager-Wright, probably the most daring amateur mountaineer in Europe and a member of one of England's oldest families. He was a shy, retiring person who was seldom in England, and who treated his place in Society with a wholly unwarrantable contempt.

Guffy grew more and more curious. He had no doubt that he would recognize the second man the moment he turned his head. Surely those tremendously square shoulders and those tight brown-black curls, making his head look like the back of a shorn lamb, could belong to only one person in the world: Dicky Farquharson, the brilliant young son of old
Sir Joshua Farquharson, chairman of Farquharson & Co., the Anglo-American mining engineers?

Having recognized two old friends, Guffy's first impulse was to reassure M. Fleurey and hurry down to the lounge, but something odd in the behaviour of the pair held his attention and his curiosity. It seemed to him, watching from his place of vantage above them, that Messrs Farquharson and Eager-Wright were much more subdued than usual. There was a strange formality about their dress and their manner.

The man in the corner appeared to be absorbing, not to say dominating, them.

Although, of course, he could not hear what was being said, Randall received the impression that they were listening deferentially to the other's harangue; that their laughter was polite to the point of affectation; and that, in fact, they were behaving like men in the presence of royalty.

How two such unlikely persons could possibly have come together in such a situation was beyond Guffy's powers of conjecture. As he watched, both young men suddenly drew out pocket lighters and simultaneously offered the third of the trio the flame.

Eager-Wright, it seemed, was the favoured one, and the third man bent forward to light his cigarette.

As Guffy stared, a pale, somewhat vacant face came into view. Sleek yellow hair was brushed back from a high forehead and pale blue eyes were hidden behind enormous horn-rimmed spectacles. The expression upon the face was languid and a little bored. The next instant he had leant back again.

‘By George!' said Mr Randall. ‘Albert Campion!'

The next moment his shoulders began to heave and he turned a crimson, distorted face to the startled manager.

‘You weep!' the little man ejaculated. ‘You are alarmed – you are amused – yes, no?'

Guffy clutched at the desk for support, while the little manager danced round him like an excited Pekingese.

‘My friend,' he expostulated, ‘you keep me in suspense. You bewilder me. Do I laugh or am I abased? Is my hotel honoured or is it degraded? Is it the
noblesse
or is it some racket of malefaction?'

Guffy controlled himself with an effort. ‘God only knows,' he said. And then, as the little man's face fell, he clapped him vigorously on the shoulder. ‘But it's all right, Fleurey, it's all right. You know –
au fait
– quite the thing. Nothing to get
distrait
about.'

And then, before the manager could press for further information, the young man had flung himself out of the door and raced down the stairs, still laughing, to the lounge.

As he went, Guffy reflected upon the beauties of the situation. Albert Campion, of all people, being seriously mistaken by the good Fleurey for minor royalty was a story too magnificent to be lightly dismissed. After all, it might almost be true; that was the beauty of Campion; one never knew where he was going to turn up next – at the Third Levée or swinging from a chandelier, as someone once said.

As Guffy crossed the vestibule he had time to consider Campion. After all, even he, probably one of that young man's oldest friends, knew really very little about him. Campion was not his name; but then it is not considered decent for the younger son of such a family to pursue such a peculiar calling under his own title.

As to the precise nature of the calling Guffy was a little fogged. Campion himself had once described it as ‘Universal Uncle and Deputy Adventurer'. All things considered, that probably summed him up.

Although what he could possibly be doing at the Beauregard playing prince with two men like Farquharson and Eager-Wright to help him was beyond the scope of Guffy's somewhat inelastic imagination.

He hurried across the lounge, his round face beaming, the
pricelessness of the joke still uppermost in his mind. He laid a hand on Farquharson's shoulder and grinned at Campion.

‘What ho, your Highness!' he said, and chuckled.

His laughter died suddenly, however. The pale vacuous face into which he stared did not alter for an instant, and Eager-Wright's iron hand closed over his wrist like a vice.

Farquharson rose hastily to his feet. His face betrayed nothing but consternation. Eager-Wright had risen also, but his warning grip did not slacken.

Farquharson bowed slightly to Campion. ‘Sir,' he said, ‘may I present the Honourable Augustus Randall, of Monewdon in Suffolk, England?'

Mr Campion, not a muscle of his face betraying a trace of any emotion save polite indifference, nodded.

‘Mr Randall and I have met before, I think,' he said. ‘Perhaps you will sit here, next to Mr Robinson? Mr Jones should have introduced you.' He smiled deprecatingly. ‘I am, at the moment, Mr Brown of London.'