Authors: Edmund Crispin
âAs a matter of fact, no. Karl stayed behind â'
âIn pursuance,' Fen quoted Wilkes, âof some bodily necessity?'
âIf you like to put it that way.' Peacock frowned, apparently in deprecation of this harmless euphemism. âIn any case, he wasn't long after me in getting to the theatre.'
Lurking in lavatories
. . . The possibility, Fen
remembered, had occurred to him before. And it was now evident that either Peacock or Karl Wolzogen could have slipped into Elizabeth's bedroom unobserved by Joan Davis as she approached it from the stairs. Unhappily there was a general absence of exactness over the chronology of this particular half-hour â and, still more unhappily, it remained impracticable to ascribe the attacks on Elizabeth with any certainty to either Peacock or Wolzogen, since some third person, in wait outside the bedroom, might conceivably have been disturbed by the opening of Peacock's door and have fled for shelter to a convenient bathroom, emerging to make his assault only when the coast was clear. The corridor was, of course, carpeted, and Joan Davis, approaching beyond its bend, would have been inaudible . . . These tortuous considerations, however, were leading nowhere. What they amounted to ultimately was that Elizabeth's attacker might have been absolutely anyone. Yet again Fen was seized with exasperation at the unique elusiveness of this case. Whenever one seemed to see, on the horizon, some definite, incontrovertible conclusion, it faded as one neared it and at last vanished like a mirage, leaving one confronted with yet a further vista of featureless desert . . .
âYou're going to the inquest, of course?' Peacock was looking at his watch.
âYes. But we're in good time.'
âI was only thinking that in view of the newspapers there might be rather a crowd.'
This was true enough. The death of Edwin Shorthouse, though in part eclipsed by the haphazard goings-on of the United Nations Organization, had at least reached the front pages. Fen finished his coffee.
âYou haven't been subpoenaed, I suppose?'
âNo, thank God,' said Peacock, âthough Stapleton has . . . We'd better go straight away if we're to get in. I'll fetch my coat and join you in the foyer.'
As he waited: âSomething else will have to happen,' Fen thought. âSomething else will have to happen if I'm
to get a grip on this business.' But that it would happen so soon and so horribly he had at this stage no reason for suspecting.
The sun was making a timorous début as they walked down Cornmarket towards the town hall in St Aldate's, in a room of which the inquest was to be held. Peacock had been right about the crowd, and it was only thanks to the fact that Fen was known to the sergeant in charge that they got in at all. Virtually everyone was there: Adam, Elizabeth, Joan, Karl, Boris, Judith, Mudge, Furbelow, Dr Rashmole and, more surprisingly, the Master, smiling complacently beneath a neat black Homburg hat and attended by Beatrix Thorn. The room was bleak, with a dusty and uneven wooden floor, large, grimy windows, and a substantial supply of rickety, uncomfortable chairs, varied here and there by ancient school desks, black with inkstains and graven to the edge of collapse with the names of the generations of their former occupants. A platform at one end supported the coroner's chair, table, and inkpot. The representatives of the press were segregated like lepers to the right of this, yawning, fidgeting, sneezing, and staring about them. Opposite them was the table reserved for the jury. The atmosphere was sub-arctic. There was a subdued and persistent chattering.
âBy the by,' said Fen, as he and Peacock pushed their way towards two vacant chairs immediately behind Adam, Elizabeth and Joan Davis, âthere's one question I forgot to ask: when you set off for the opera-house yesterday, did you see anyone you knew hanging about in your corridor?'
But this forlorn hope was instantly crushed, and Fen, exacerbated, left Peacock and sought out Mudge.
âWe're after a verdict of suicide, all right,' said the Inspector in answer to his queries, âand as regards the Nembutal, we're treating that, as you know, as a separate affair.'
âYou're not going to attempt to
charge
anyone?'
âWe haven't a case,' Mudge admitted âunless something fresh turns up.'
âThat stool that was found overturned in the dressing-room â has it been tested?'
âYes. There are the marks of Shorthouse's shoes on it, his prints, and some very much older prints which obviously have nothing to do with it. Exactly what you'd expect in a case of suicide.'
âExactly what you'd expect,' Fen grumbled, âfrom an intelligent murderer.' He debated whether to take this opportunity of telling Mudge about the attacks on Elizabeth, decided against it, and went back to his seat. Elizabeth turned round in her seat to speak to him.
âProfessor Fen,' she said, âI owe you an apology.'
âWhat nonsense.'
Elizabeth was persistent. âI was unbearably rude to you last night.'
â“Unnoticeably” is the epithet you want,' said Fen, smiling at her. âWell, Adam, how are you feeling?'
âHe has a hang-over,' said Elizabeth reprovingly. Adam nodded his confirmation of this melancholy diagnosis. Joan Davis said:
âWell, quite candidly, I'm frightened.'
âI've already told you,' said Fen, âthat you've no need to worry.'
Presently the jury filed in. It consisted of five men and two women, in varying stages of bewilderment and self-consciousness. The representatives of the press stared at it and began savagely shaking their fountain-pens to make the ink flow. The foreman of the jury, a small, epicene creature with a piping voice and an arrogant manner, made little jokes about the uncomfortable chairs. This Fen observed with secret misgiving.
Shortly afterwards the coroner himself appeared, and amid a hasty stubbing-out of cigarettes the proceedings began.
MUCH EVIL HAS
been imputed to coroners, and doubtless with justification in some instances. The present official proved, however, to be an able and intelligent person, plainly anxious to get the verdict in with the minimum of fuss and irrelevance. The jury was sworn, and expressed its unwillingness to view the body. The formalities of identification followed. Dr Rashmole was then called to give evidence as to the cause of death.
âRespiratory failure,' he announced, âresulting from dislocation of the second and third cervical vertebrae.'
âYou have no doubt about this?'
âNone whatever. The post-mortem signs were unmistakable.'
âDid your examination of the body lead you to any further conclusions?'
âYes. The general condition of the deceased suggested to me that at some time previous to death he had taken a quantity of some barbiturate poison. In view of this I arranged for the gastro-intestinal contents to be analysed.'
âWhat would have been the effects of this poison?'
âDrowsiness, merging eventually into coma. Also, in all probability, a state of mental confusion, perhaps combined with loss of memory.'
âIn your opinion, this poison could not have caused death?'
âIt
could
have caused death, yes,' said Dr Rashmole testily. âBut in point of fact it didn't.'
He stood down, and was replaced by an analyst.
âYou tested the contents of the deceased's stomach and intestines?'
âI did.'
âWith what result?'
âI diagnosed the presence of some seventy grains of a barbiturate hypnotic.'
âCan you be more specific?'
âUnfortunately that is difficult. There's a great diversity of barbiturate products â I could name off hand at least twenty-five â which differ only very slightly in their chemical formulae, and for which as a result it's virtually impossible to test. The only thing one can say with certainty is that it's some form of Barbitone or Veronal.'
Joan turned and whispered to Fen:
âThat sounds a bit more hopeful.'
Fen grunted: âYou'll be all right,' he whispered back, âprovided it doesn't come out that you possess Nembutal . . . God bless that coroner, though. He does know what he's about. We shall probably get the whole thing finished with in time for a drink before lunch.'
A Miss Willis was called. She was young, foolish, and clothed with awe-inspiring elaboration.
âYou are Dr Shand's maidservant?'
Miss Willis giggled and made some inaudible reply.
âYou must speak up,' said the coroner, âor the jury won't hear you . . . Did you answer the telephone in Dr Shand's house late on the evening of Monday last?'
Miss Willis giggled again, and after a pause for recovery was understood to assent.
âAt what time was this?'
âSomething like ten past eleven, sir.' On this occasion Miss Willis's reply fractionally anticipated her giggles. The coroner, evidently interpreting this as a favourable sign, went on energetically:
âCan you not be more precise?'
âOh, no, sir.'
âWhat was the message you received?'
âOh, sir, it was someone said Mr Shorthouse was at the opera-house poisoned or the like, and would Dr Shand go round at once.'
âWas the speaker a man or a woman?'
âI couldn't say, sir. It was all in a kind of whisper.'
âCan you remember the exact words that were used?'
âOh, no, sir, not possibly I couldn't.'
âWas the form of the words such that Mr Shorthouse himself might have been the speaker?'
âI â I
think
it might have been 'im.'
âYou can't be more definite than that?'
It appeared, in the upshot, that Miss Willis could not be more definite than that. Fen saw the point of the question, and admired the tactics which lay behind it. Obviously that telephone-call had to be explained away somehow if the theory of suicide were to stand.
Miss Willis retired, scarlet but triumphant, and Dr Shand took her place. He was a tall, grey-haired, stooping man who made no attempt to conceal his dislike of the proceedings. Immediately on receiving the message, he said, he had got out his car and driven straight to the opera-house.
âI had difficulty at first in finding anyone,' he added, âbut on proceeding towards the dressing-rooms I met the stage-doorkeeper, who pointed out Shorthouse's door to me. I opened it and discovered Shorthouse hanging by the neck from a rope attached to a hook in the ceiling.'
âThere was no other person in the dressing-room?'
âNo one whatever. I went on, with Furbelow's assistance' â the tone of Dr Shand's voice suggested that this had been exiguous â âto cut down the body, and discovered that although respiration had ceased, the heart was still beating faintly.'
âIs this a common phenomenon in such cases?'
âIf not common, at all events well enough attested to give me no surprise. I injected Coramine to stimulate the heart, and applied artificial respiration. But the action of
the heart, which was very weak, ceased almost immediately. Afterwards I got in touch with the police.'
âIn your opinion, how long could the heart go on beating after respiration had stopped?'
âFor two or three minutes at the most.'
âIt is therefore your opinion that the actual dislocation of the cervical vertebrae must have occurred some two or three minutes before you arrived?'
âThat is so.'
âAt what time did you arrive?'
âIt was just on half past eleven.'
Mudge took the stand. Some inner unease caused him to give his evidence in tones of faint surprise, as though in retrospect he was unable to account for all the things he had seen and done. He described the dressing-room and its surroundings with great minuteness.
âIs it your conviction,' the coroner asked, âthat the only possible form of access to this room was by the door?'
âIt is.'
âHad the room any cupboard, closet, or other hiding-place where a person might have remained concealed?'
âDecidedly not.'
Mudge went on to speak of the gin bottle and the glass, and to read out the analyst's report on them. Afterwards he described the fingerprint investigations. Fen noted with wry amusement that there was no reference to the skeleton or to the marks of tying on Shorthouse's wrists and ankles. The former point, of course, could quite easily be explained away. But the latter . . . He roused himself from his reverie at the coroner's final question.
âIn your opinion, to what conclusion do all these circumstances point?'
âTo the fact that the deceased met his death by suicide.'
There was a general murmur, more perhaps of disappointment than of surprise. Furbelow was called. He kept doggedly to his original story.
âYou are quite certain, then, that no one entered or left the dressing-room after ten minutes past eleven?'
Furbelow was quite certain. The coroner questioned him a little longer, less, Fen suspected, in order to shake his story than to emphasize it in the minds of the jury, and he was allowed to stand down.
The next witness was Stapleton.
âYou visited the deceased in order to discuss some private matter with him?'
âYes. An opera I'd written, and on which I wanted his opinion.'
âHe himself arranged the time and place?'
âThat's so.'
âWere you surprised at the lateness of the hour suggested?'
âI was at the time, but I've learned since that he usually spent the evening in pubs and then returned to the theatre to go on drinking there. So I suppose that would account for it.'
âWhen you arrived at the dressing-room he was alone?'
âYes.'
âAt what time was this?'
âShortly before eleven. That was the time we'd agreed on.'
âHow long did you stay with him?'