Survival of the Ginnest (6 page)
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Authors: Aimee Horton
Tags: #family, #social networking, #humour, #parenting, #motherhood, #gin, #motherhood humor, #gin and tonic, #parenting and families, #motherhood humor kids, #motherhood book, #motherhood fun, #motherhood humour
August 20, 2009 at
10:09
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Dottie
Harris
is wishing the spider that lives in her wing mirror
would stop scuttling out and staring at her every time she opens
the window.
August 21, 2009 at
10:00
11 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is deciding whether to order her CDs alphabetically
or by genre.
August 24, 2009 at
10:59
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is starting to panic about getting up and out of the
house 5 days a week. Day 2 of practice and we all
overslept!
August 25, 2009 at
7:33
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Dottie
Harris
has a spider holding her hostage in the study. Is it
the one that lives in her car?!
August 25, 2009 at
10:23
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is contemplating going back to bed for another nap
before officially getting up.
August 28, 2009 at
7:13
7 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is really beginning to worry about the spider
stalking situation.
August 29, 2009 at
14:36
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Dottie
Harris
is on her last day of freedom! EEP!
September 1, 2009 at
7:18
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Dottie
Harris
survived, and luckily remembered how to walk in high
heels!
September 2, 2009 at
7:18
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Dottie
Harris
can’t believe she made it until the end of the week.
She needs an early night now!
September 4, 2009 at
17:46
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Dottie
Harris
has finally topped up her pink gin supply
x
September 5, 2009 at
15:25
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
must not dip her Twirl into her morning cup of
coffee
September 7, 2009 at
8:36
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is not going to use the vending machine
today.
September 9, 2009 at
11:04
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Dottie
Harris
didn't use the vending machine but is ordering
pizza
September 9, 2009 at
19:19
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
ate a whole bag of Skittles to give herself energy
but feels sick now.
September 10, 2009 at
10:48
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Dottie
Harris
can't believe she set fire to her oven gloves
:(
September 12, 2009 at
20:38
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
thinks she may be a little unfit!
September 16, 2009 at
9:45
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
hates high heels but couldn't live without
them.
September 16, 2009 at
17:07
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Dottie
Harris
is on the train home and has just seen somebody add
COKE to their gin! FOOL!
September 16, 2009 at
17:25
11 people like
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Dottie
Harris
doesn't care that it's only September - the heating
is going ON!
September 17, 2009 at
9:41
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Dottie
Harris
has brain ache :(
September 17, 2009 at
16:19
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris
thinks she collected the devil child from
nursery.
September 17, 2009 at
18:31
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has a huge coffee stain on her lovely shirt, so is
using the train Wi-Fi to do some retail therapy.
September 18, 2009 at
15:02
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Dottie
Harris
feeling very guilty that her baby is poorly and she's
on a train so can't get to him :(
September 18, 2009 at
15:48
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Dottie
Harris
has a feeling she's going to drink a lot of gin
tonight.
September 19, 2009 at
16:40
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
feels like she has a newborn again. Need
sleep.
September 20, 2009 at
9:03
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
thinks she may actually be a zombie.
September 21, 2009 at
14:23
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Dottie
Harris
is feeling less like a zombie but has a mega sore
throat and is hoping she's not caught the man flu. After all it's
the worst illness in the world!
September 22, 2009 at
7:08
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Dottie
Harris
- Chips. Wine. Trash. Sleep.
September 23, 2009 at
19:50
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is on her way to a meeting but smells of toddler
sick. Classy.
September 24, 2009 at
6:56
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is thinking it would be a very bad idea for her to
fall asleep on the train.
September 24, 2009 at
17:29
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has had lots of sick and hardly any food all weekend
but has lost no weight. How unfair.
September 27, 2009 at
19:18
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has her huge wine glass at the ready!
October 5, 2009 at
19:10
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris
has been in the car for almost 2 hours.
October 6, 2009 at
7:46
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
hates traffic, the A1 and the cold. She also *may*
have resorted to eating the sandwich that was meant for
lunch.
October 6, 2009 at
8:21
1 person likes
this
Dottie
Harris
may have to have a full blown tantrum at what will
end up being a 5, maybe 6, hour commute!
October 6, 2009 at
10:34
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
made it to work in 5 hours!
October 6, 2009 at
11:03
5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
can't believe just how much she loves her son right
now.
October 7, 2009 at
19:49
8 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
doesn't understand how her house gets so untidy and
always needs cleaning when she is hardly ever there!
October 10, 2009 at
9:49
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris
is hoping her itchy eyes are tired and not
conjunctivitis caught from the boy. Wine should cure it.
October 15, 2009 at
18:15
1 person likes
this
Dottie
Harris
just got asked for ID when buying beer. Good
times.
October 17, 2009 at
16:12
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has just painted her son’s toe nails in a vain hope
he’ll leave her alone for half an hour.
October 18, 2009 at
11:21
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Dottie
Harris
is DYING. Stupid Flu.
October 18, 2009 at
23:46
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is still unwell, but maybe not dying after
all.
20, 2009 at 9:00
1 person likes
this
Harris
has pizza on the way which is
making her less grumpy (but only slightly)
October
20, 2009 at 19:05
2 people like
this
Harris
had a 9am lie in and is making the
family pancakes!
October
24, 2009 at 8:15
1 person likes
this
Harris
is on her way to IKEA to buy lots
of stuff for The Monster's playroom!
October
24, 2009 at 11:04
3 people like
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Harris
must be ill. She has spent a
fortune at IKEA but didn't get anything for
herself!
October
24, 2009 at 15:12
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this
Harris
is going to London to buy Heat
Magazine (and go to meetings, but Heat Magazine is the
priority)
October
27, 2009 at 20:01
3 people like
this
Harris
is wishing she hadn't picked the
nail varnish off her finger nail as now her hands look
skanky.
October
30, 2009 at 12:34
2 people like
this
Harris
has a curry on, the cooking wine
poured, and the doorbell off.
October
31, 2009 at 19:48
1 person likes
this
Harris
thinks based on Jedward she may
actually win
The X Factor
next year.
October
31, 2009 at 21:29
6 people like
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Harris
has a small child for
sale.
November 5, 2009 at
18:33
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
believes maybe she's too involved in work after
referring to her son as “E-mail"
November 6, 2009 at
17:38
1 person likes
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Dottie
Harris
thinks it's time to find a long lost relative that
dies suddenly and leaves her lots of money!
November 8, 2009 at
18:01
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
can't believe her husband is so selfish that he
doesn't want to get 2 for 1 Tuesday Domino’s. She's going to ask
him if he thinks she's fat.
November 10, 2009 at
17:37
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wonders why she spends so much time avoiding
something she needs to do before she logs off.
November 13, 2009 at
18:13
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has a feeling its going to be a long night based on
sobbing child :(
November 15, 2009 at
22:47
1 person likes
this
Dottie
Harris
can't believe the amount of snot and phlegm that
comes out of her little man.
November 17, 2009 at
9:38
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has had another bad night with the poorly Monster
(notice how the sympathy is starting to disappear?)
November 18, 2009 at
9:55
4 people like
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