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Authors: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Emma Keane —
A reluctant Payal who can split a man right down the middle with her bare hands. She is engaged to Votan (aka Guy Santiago) and really wants to kick the snot out of Tommaso, the man who betrayed her.
Father Xavier
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Once a priest at the Vatican, Xavier is now the Uchben’s top scholar and historian. He has a thing for jogging suits, Tyra Banks, and Cimil.
Gabrán
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One of the Uchben chiefs and a very close friend of the gods. The chiefs have been given the gods’ light and are immortal—a perk of the job.
Gabriela
—
Emma Keane’s grandmother and one of the original Payals. She now leads the Maaskab at the young age of eightysomething years old.
Helena Strauss
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Once human, Helena is now a vampire and married to Niccolo DiConti. She has a half-vampire daughter, Matty, who is destined to marry Andrus’s son, according to Cimil.
Jess
—
Not telling.
Julie Trudeau
—
Penelope’s mother.
Niccolo Di Conti —
Ex-general of the Vampire Queen’s army. He is the interim vampire leader now that the queen is dead, because the army remained loyal to him. He is married to Helena Strauss and has a half-vampire daughter Matty—a wedding gift from Cimil.
Nick
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(From Book 1, not to be confused with Kinich). Also not telling.
Penelope Trudeau
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The woman Cimil approaches to be her brother’s surrogate.
Philippe
—
Roberto’s brother. An Ancient One.
Reyna
—
The dead vampire queen.
Roberto (Narmer)
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Originally an Egyptian pharaoh, Narmer was one of the six Ancient Ones—the very first vampires. He eventually changed his name to Roberto and moved to Spain—something to do with one of Cimil’s little schemes. Rumor is, he wasn’t too happy about it.
Sentin —
One of Niccolo’s loyal vampire soldiers. Viktor turned him into a vampire after finding him in a ditch during WWII.
Tommaso
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Oh boy. Where to start. Once an Uchben, Tommaso’s mind was poisoned with black jade. He tried to kill Emma. She’s not happy about that.
Viktor
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Niccolo’s right hand and BFF. He’s approximately one thousand years old and originally a Viking. He’s big. He’s blond. He’s got the hots for some blond woman he’s dreamed of for the last five hundred years. He’s also Helena’s maker.
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About the Author
Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she’s not busy with kids, hubby, work, and life…or getting sucked into a juicy novel.
She hopes that someday, leather pants for men will make a big comeback and that her writing might make you laugh when you need it most.
Cimil’s Pop Quiz Answers
1. An ancient society of warriors and scholars who serve as the gods’ eyes, ears, and muscle.
A. The Smurfs
B. The were-Smurfs
C. The Uchben
Answer: C.
Although the Uchben’s primary purpose is to serve as the gods’ mortal army, they are also very active in investment banking, philanthropy, and politics.
2. A female descendant of the gods. Not immortal, but does carry the gods’ bloodline.
A. Snooki
B. Betty White
C. A Payal
Answer: C.
A Payal is a firstborn child who is female, descended from the gods, and carries their DNA.
3. An evil cult of dark priests, descending from the Maya.
A. The Republican Party
B. The Democratic Party
C. The Maaskab
Answer: C.
The Maaskab are the powerful masters of the dark arts. Also, they do not believe in bathing and they cover themselves in their victim’s blood, which makes them extra scary.
4. Evil vampires whose favorite flavor is innocence.
A. The Obscuros
B. The Osmonds
C. The Osbournes
Answer: A.
The Obscuros are a group of evil vampires who dine on Forbiddens (innocent humans) and do not live by the laws of the Pact.
5. Now that Chaam, the god of male virility is locked away, I lead the Maaskab army.
A. The Dos Equis “The Most Interesting Man in the World”
B. Kathy Griffin
C. Gabriela, Emma Keane’s grandmother
Answer: C.
I really, really want the answer to be A, but it is Gabriela who is one of the original Payals, was captured by the Maaskab, and injected with black jade. Now she is one of the most evil humans on the planet. How ya like me now, kids?
6. Mimi Jean’s favorite slang term for a man’s private part.
A. Man-treat
B. Man-sicle
C. Man-fritters
Answer: All of the above.
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