Science...For Her!

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Authors: Megan Amram

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“SCIENCE . . . FOR HER!
TAUGHT ME SO MUCH.
I LEARNED FUN WAYS TO FREEZE MY EGGS. I LEARNED THE BEST RELIGION FOR MY BODY TYPE. I LEARNED THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.”

—AMY POEHLER

“IF THERE’S ONE THING MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, ENGINEERING, AND MATH, IT’S LAUGHING!”

—GLORIA STEINEM

“THIS BOOK WAS
FUN AND INFORMATIVE
,
AND JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR MY TINY LADY HANDS! MOST BOOKS CAUSE MY HANDS TO BRUISE AND CHAFE!”

—ELLEN PAGE

“I MAY BE BUT A MAN, BUT DR. AMRAM’S BOOK HAS CONDITIONED ME TO NUMEROUS NEW SCIENTIFIC HYPOTHESES THAT ARE BOTH
FUN AND FLIRTY.”

—NICK OFFERMAN

“I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD BABY GIRL!!!”

—MY BEST FRIEND MIRANDA

“I LOVE YOU MIRANDA!”

—ME!!

“PLEASE STOP PARKING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AT NIGHT.”

—MY “EX”-BOYFRIEND XANDER

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Table of Contents

Dedication (to all my besties!!!)

Hello!

Letters to the Editor

Biology

Reproduction

Hot Reproductive Sex Tips

This Summer’s Top Seven Birth Control Methods!

How to Build a Biological Clock out of a Potato

How Long Should You Wait?

To Babe or Not to Babe?

Cell-Fasteem!

What Your Man’s Drink Says about Him

Differences between Viruses and Bacteria and Ex-Boyfriends

Can You Recognize These Stars from Their High School Photos? Cellular Edition

Genes

Photos of Jeans

Things I Love Most about My Mom

Face Mash

Human Life Cycle

This Spring’s Most Glamorous Ways to Die

Organisms vs. Orgasms

Most Fun Animal Prints

Evolution

Evolution of Bushes

Evolution vs. God

What Religion Is Right for Your Body Type?

Eve’s Dating Profile

Best Ways to Treat Yourself After You Read a Whole
Boring
Biology Chapter in a Women’s Science Textbook

Chemistry

Food & Cooking—Yum Yum!

Healthy Cookin’

Paula Deen’s Health-Food Cookbook

Household Chemicals

Household-Chemical Cocktails

Acids & Bases & Tigers & Lions, Oh My!

Alcohols

Bad Adjectives to Use at a Wine Tasting

The Science of
Chemistry
;)

Sexiest Molecules

Who Wore It Best? Molecules Edition

The Periodic Table of the Elements

Periodic Table Settings

The Period! Ick! Table

Carb-On Feel the Noise!

The Scientific Method

Classic Science Experiments . . . for Her!

Science . . . for Her . . . for Lesbos!

Quiz: Why Did You Decide to Become a Lesbian?

Bondage!!!! ;)

Gases, Gases, Everywhere, but Not a Drop to Stink!

Nuclear Chemistry

Most Embarrassing Moments: Meltdown Edition

Air Pollution

Most Romantic Places to See Smog

Famous Chemists

Marie Curie vs.
Marie Claire

Physics

“Let’s Get Physics, Y’all!” (sung to the tune of “Let’s Get Physical” by Olivia Newton-John)

Math Review

This Winter’s Top Ten Numbers Between 1 and 10

Why, Scientifically, Women Can’t Drive . . . for Her!

Atoms

Atoms vs. Adams

Physics through Nail Art

Weight
Laws
Tips, Get It, Instead of “Weight Loss Tips”!

Best Gravitational Fields for Losing Weight

Heating Up & Cooling Down

Three Fun Ways to Enjoy a Date Even if You Are White and Your Date Isn’t the Same Race as You

Science . . . for Urban Her!

Laws of Physics . . .
Jude
Laws of Physics! I’m Talkin’ Hotties of Physics! ;)

Bachelors of Science

Flat Planes, Or: My Best Friend Lauren Who Wears a 32A Bra

The Future of Physics

This Spring’s Top Cover-Ups!

New Year’s Resolutions for year 3014

Television

Earth Sciences & Botany

How Mother Earth Is Like My Mother

Autumn Essentials That Are as Flat as My Friend Lauren

Drugs Not Hugs

Weed Strain or Celebrity Baby Name?

Dendrology: The Study of Trees

Upcoming Urban Outfitters Books

My First Christmas

Floriculture: The Study of Flowers

Sexy or Skanky? Flower Edition

Geology

Why Diamonds Are Better Best Friends Than My Friend Tiffany (No Offense)

Global Warming

How We Ladies Can Contribute to Global Warming

Fashion Staples for Each Step of Global Warming

The O-Zone: The Study of the Female Orgasm

Things Women Mistake for Female Orgasms

Street Names for Meth or One of My Best Friends?

The Apocalypse

Sex & the Postapocalyptic Dystopian Landscape

Dear Ayn Randers

Chapter Five

As a much-needed break from this slog through science, I’ve compiled a chapter made up of lines from all of your favorite lady-books!
Fifty Shades of Grey
;
Eat, Pray, Love
;
The Bridges of Madison County
;
Our Bodies, Ourselves
—this chapter has
everything
!

Pharmacology & Medicine

Diseases

Do You Have Cancer? A Fun, Flirty Quiz!!

Five Fun Ways to Give Your Guy Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrom

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

Brain Medicine

Sad Libs

Food Poisoning

Paper or Plastic . . . Surgery!

Big Pharma

Cute Pics of Guinea Pigs

Drugs: The Fine Print

The Disease . . . of Love!

My Girlfriend Application Cover Letter

“Legitimate Rape”

Top Mis“conceptions” about Rape

Nobel Prize in Medicine

Behind the Scenes: Rosalind Franklin’s Lab

Space & Technology

The Big Bang

Tips for Hosting Your Own Big Bang

Planets

Internet Comments about the Moon

Stars

How to Get the Stars’ Hot Looks!

Astrobiology

Carbon Dating

E-mail

Shakespearean Spam

E-
male
!

Which Dating Site Is Right for You?

This Spring’s Cutest Calling Cards to Leave on Your Serial Killer Victims!

Sexual
Assault
 . . . and Pepper! . . . Spray!

Fun Ways to Freeze Your Eggs!

What I Imagine Porn Looks Like

Economic Technology

Kickstarter: Eliminate the National Debt Project

Electronic Music

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