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Authors: Simone Elkeles
Carlos.”
“So you know what happened?”
She nods. “Alex told your dad that Carlos keeps insisting the drugs
aren’t his.”
“Does Alex believe him?”
My mom sighs, and I know she wants to give me better news. “He’s
skeptical.”
My dad comes home with hair that looks like he ran his hand
through it too many times today.
“Family-meeting time,” he says.
When the entire family is in the living room, my dad clears his
throat. “How would you all feel about having Carlos stay here for the
rest of the school year?”
“Who’s Carlos?” Brandon asks, clueless.
“The brother of one of my former students. And one of Kiara’s
friends.” My dad looks from me to my mom. “Turns out the place where
he’s living is subsidized student apartments. Since Carlos isn’t a
student at the university, the judge said it’s against policy for him to
stay there.”
“I get a brother? Cool!” Brandon yells. “Can he sleep in my room?
You can buy us bunk beds and everything.”
“Don’t get too excited, Bran. He’ll stay in the yellow room,” my dad
tells my brother.
“How’s Carlos holding up?” my mom asks.
“I don’t know. I think underneath it all he’s a good kid who’ll thrive
in a positive and stable drug-free home environment. I’d like to help out
if we’re all in agreement. It’s either our house, or he goes back to
Mexico. Alex said he’d do just about anything to keep him here.”
“I’m okay with him staying here,” I say, realizing after I say it that
I actually mean it. Everyone deserves a second chance.
My dad looks at my mom, who reaches out and brings his head
closer to hers. “My husband is going to save the world one kid at a
time, huh?”
He smiles at her. “If that’s what it takes.”
She kisses him. “I’ll make sure there are clean sheets on the bed in
the guest room.”
“I married the best woman,” he tells her. “I’ll call Alex and tell him
it’s a go,” he adds excitedly. “Monday we’ll meet with the judge again.
We’re going to lobby to get him into the REACH program at Flatiron
instead of being expelled.”
I watch as my dad leaves the living room and heads for his office.
“He’s on a mission,” my mom says. “He’s has that spark in his eye
when he’s got a challenge in front of him.”
I just hope he keeps that spark alive, because I have a feeling my
dad’s patience— which is probably at the sainthood level—is about to
be tested big-time.
THIRTEEN :
Carlos
“Just send me back to Chicago and be done with me already,” I tell
Alex on Sunday morning after I hang up with mi'amá. Alex forced me
to tell her what’s going on. When the police escorted me out in
handcuffs, I was fine with it. Seeing my brother come to the station
with frustration and disappointment etched on his face didn’t faze me.
But talking to my mom just now and hearing her cry and ask me what
happened to her niñito was my undoing.
She also told me I shouldn’t come back to Mexico. “It’s not safe
here for you,” she told me.
“Auséntese, Carlos, stay away.” I wasn’t surprised. My entire life
has been full of people leavin’ me or tellin’ me to stay away from them—
mi papá, Alex, Destiny, and now mi'amá.”
Alex is lying in his bed, his forearm covering his eyes. “You’re not
goin’ back to Chicago, either. Professor Westford and his wife are
lettin’ you live at their house. It’s a done deal.”
Livin’ with the Professor means I’ll also be livin’ in the same house
as Kiara. That’s a bad move on so many levels. “Don’t I have any say in
this?”
“No.”
“¡Vete a la mierda!”
“Yeah, well, you created the bullshit you’re livin’ in,” my brother
tells me.
“I told you those drugs weren’t mine.”
He sits up. “Carlos, since you came here all you’ve done is talk about
drugs. They found chora in your locker, along with an insane amount of
OC. Even if they weren’t yours, you’ve made yourself the scapegoat.”
“This is such bullshit.”
A half hour later, after I get out of the shower, Brittany is back.
She’s sitting at the table, wearing a hot pink velour sweatsuit that hugs
her curves. I swear that chica should just live here . . . she’s around all
the time.
I walk over to my bed, suddenly wishin’ this wasn’t a studio
apartment. I’m a pissed-off guy thirsty for revenge. I won’t rest until I
know who stuck those drugs in my locker. Whoever it was is gonna pay.
“I hope you don’t get expelled,” Brittany says in a sad tone. “But I
know Alex and Professor Westford will do all they can to help.”
“Don’t sound so depressed,” I tell her. “Now that I gotta move out,
you can be here whenever the hell you want. Lucky you.”
“Carlos, retroceda,” Alex says roughly.
Why should I back off? It’s the truth.
“Believe it or not, Carlos, I want you to be happy here.” Brittany
pushes a brand-new cell phone toward me. “I got you this.”
“For what? So you and Alex can check up on me?”
She shakes her head. “No. I just thought you’d want one so you can
call us if you need us.”
I pick up the phone. “Who’s payin’ for it?”
“Does it matter?” she asks.
My family obviously can’t afford it. I turn my back on Brittany and
the phone. “I don’t need it,” I tell her. “Save your money.”
The three of us pile into Brittany’s Beemer a few hours later. I
should have known Brittany would come on this little adventure to drop
me off at the Professor’s house, probably to make sure I’m really out
of her and my brother’s hair.
Alex pulls onto one of the winding roads leading up into the
mountains. When I look out at the big houses on either side of the
road, it’s obvious we’ve entered the rich side of town. Poor people don’t
post signs like ‘NO TRESPASSING, PRIVATE DRIVE, PRIVATE
PROPERTY, MONITORED BY CAMERA SURVEILLANCE’. I should know
because I’ve been poor my entire life, and the only person I know who
ever posted a sign like these is my friend Pedro, and he actually stole
the sign off a rich guy’s yard. We pull up a brick driveway leading to a
two-story house built right into the mountain. I sit up and take in my
surroundings. I’ve never lived in a place where you couldn’t easily throw
a stone at your next-door neighbor’s window.
You’d think I’d be thrilled at the chance to live in this fancy house,
but it just reminds me I’m an outsider. I’m not an idiot; I know as soon
as I leave here I’ll be as poor as I always was—or in jail. This place is
just a tease, and I can’t wait to get the hell out of here. As soon as we
park, Westford comes out of the house. He’s a tall guy with gray hair
and a lot of wrinkles around his eyes as if he’s smiled too much over the
years and his skin is rebelling. Before I even step out of the car, three
more people pile out. It’s like a fuckin’ parade of white folks, one
whiter than the next.
When Kiara walks out, her familiar face is as much a relief as it is
an annoyance. In one morning I went from rigging her locker to being
handcuffed and thrown in jail. My life went from amusement to
completely fucked-up in a matter of hours.
Kiara has her light brown hair pulled back, and is wearing jean
shorts and a baggy, puke green–colored T-shirt. She definitely didn’t
dress up for my arrival, that’s for sure. She’s even got smudges of
brown dirt or grease on her cheek and hands.
Next to Kiara is her brother. He must’ve been a mistake or an
afterthought, ’cause he looks like he could be in kindergarten. The
little kid is a mess. He’s got leftover chocolate smeared all over his
chin.
“This is my wife, Colleen,” he says, gesturing to the thin woman
next to him. “And my son, Brandon. Of course you already know my
daughter, Kiara.”
The Professor and his wife are wearing matching white golf shirts.
I can totally see them playin’ golf at a fancy country club on the
weekends. Brandon could be in movies or commercials— he’s so
annoyingly energetic it almost makes you want to give him Z-Tabs to
make him zone out.
While Brittany and Alex do the handshake thing with the
Professor’s wife and kids, Kiara steps closer to me.
“You okay?” she asks so softly I can hardly hear her.
“I’m fine,” I mumble. I don’t want to talk about bein’ arrested and
taken away in the back of the squad car to juvie.
Damn, this is awkward. The little kid, Brandon, pulls at my pant leg.
His fingers have melted chocolate all over them. “Do you play soccer?”
“No.” I look over at Alex, who doesn’t seem to notice or doesn’t
care the runt is messin’ up my jeans.
Mrs. Westford smiles as she guides Brandon away from me. “Carlos,
why don’t you take a few minutes to get settled, then come to the
backyard for some lunch. Dick, take Carlos upstairs and show him
around.”
Dick? I shake my head. The Professor doesn’t have a problem being
called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not
Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.
I grab my duffel.
“Carlos, follow me,” Westford says, “I’ll show you around. Kiara, why
don’t you show Alex and Brittany your car.”
The rest of the crew follows Kiara while I follow Professor Dick.
“This is our home,” Westford says. Just as I suspected, the inside
is as massive as the outside. It’s not as big as Madison’s place, but it’s
still bigger than any place I’ve ever lived. Big paintings line the hallway.
They’ve got a nice flat-screen TV hanging on the wall over the
fireplace. “Just make yourself at home.”
Yeah, right. This is as much my home as the White House.
“Here’s the kitchen,” he says, leading me into a huge room with an
oversized stainless-steel fridge and appliances to match. Their
counters are black with little pieces of what looks like diamonds in
them. “If you want something from the fridge or pantry, feel free.
Don’t feel like you have to ask.”
Next, I follow him up a flight of carpeted stairs. “Any questions so
far?” he asks.
“Got a map of this place?” I ask.
He chuckles. “You’ll get used to the layout in a couple of days.”
Wanna bet?
I feel a big, pounding headache coming on and I long to be
somewhere where I don’t have to pretend to be a reformed kid living in
a minimansion with a girl who put cookie magnets in my locker and a
little runt who thinks all Mexicans play soccer. Upstairs, at the end of
long hallway, is the parents’ bedroom. We turn the corner and
Westford points to one of the rooms. “That’s Kiara’s room. The door
across the hall, next to Brandon’s room, is the bathroom you’ll share
with the kids.” I peek inside the bathroom, which has two side-by-side
sinks.
He opens the door next to Kiara’s room and gestures me inside.
“This is your room.”
I scan what will be my bedroom. The walls are painted yellow, with
polka-dotted drapes hanging from the windows. It looks like a damn
girl’s room. I wonder if I stay here long enough I’ll be forced to hand in
my Man Card. There’s a desk on one side with a closet next to it, a
dresser on the other side of the room, and a bed with a yellow blanket
next to the window.
“I know it’s not the most masculine room. My wife decorated it a
while back,” Westford says, looking apologetic. “It was supposed to be
her porcelain-doll room.”
Is he kiddin’ me? Porcelain-doll room? What the hell are porcelain
dolls, and why would an adult want a room full of ’em? Maybe it’s a rich-
white-people thing, ’cause I don’t know any Mexican families who have a
bedroom just for their damn dolls.
“I figure we can get some paint and make this room a little more
guy friendly,” he says. My eyes focus on the polka-dotted curtains.
“It’ll take a lot more than paint,” I mumble. “But it don’t matter, ’cause
I’m not plannin’ on hangin’ around here much.”
“Well, I guess now is a good time to go over house rules.” My
temporary guardian settles into the chair by the desk.
“Rules?” A feeling of dread washes over me.
“Don’t worry, I only have a few. But I do expect them to be
followed. First off, no drugs or alcohol. As you already know, marijuana
isn’t hard to find in this city, but you have to stay clean per court
order. Second, no profanity. I have a six-year-old who is very
impressionable, and I don’t need him hearing cuss words. Third, curfew
on weekdays is midnight, on weekends it’s two. Fourth, you’re expected
to clean up after yourself and help around the house when asked, just
like our own children. Fifth, there’s no TV unless you’re done with
homework. Sixth, if you bring a girl up to your room you must keep the
door open . . . for obvious reasons.” He rubs his chin, seemingly
searching for more rules to spout. “I think that’s it. Any questions?”
“Yeah, one.” I shove my hands in my pockets, wondering how long
it’ll take for Professor Dick to realize I’m antirules. Of any kind. “What
happens when I break one of your fuckin’ rules?”
FOURTEEN :
Kiara
I don’t know if anyone else in my family noticed, but Carlos looked