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Authors: Jacalynne Flax,Debbie Finger,Alexandra Odell
“It’s been 13 years, its time to let her rest” True. But should there be a time limit on justice? Should we forget about the 6 million that died in the camps over 60 years ago and the ones that perpetrated the murders? Do we say, ‘well, it happened 60 years ago, let them rest.’ Should we forget the President who was shot 45 years ago and the one that was assassinated 200 years ago? Of course not!
Once a person has invaded the World’s consciousness, if they are taken out of it in a brutal and untimely manner, it will gnaw at the conscience of the world. People will find it hard to accept and digest and demand answers, to make sense of a random tragedy.
When we look at the plethora of investigations into the deaths of Monroe and Kennedy, we know we are unlikely to make sense of much. But conspiracy theories and Inquests aside, the winner at the end of the day will be complacency and apathy.
Ultimately it will always come down to the people: The ones who don’t care and just want a ‘quiet life’. When you ask for a quiet life, you end up with a rotten life, a life that belongs to someone else, not yours.
Someone extremely wise once said ‘IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU’LL FALL FOR ANYTHING’.
The intention of this book, is to make you smile, make you laugh, but mostly,
to make you
THINK!
Ask questions! Make observations! Write letters! Get involved! Start to care! Seek the truth and don’t just accept the horrible spin that emanates from the Palace on a daily basis.
The Windsors, or the Schlesswigs. Holsteins, Battenburgs… whatever their bloody name is (!), didn’t survive all those revolutions, deaths and wars because they were the nicest kids on the block. They endure because they are ruthless and completely single minded of purpose. Their purpose is to stay in power.
HRH will listen to her subjects, as she has demonstrated on several occasions because the ultimate power belongs to YOU. The Queen knows it, but
YOU
have forgotten it.
Take it back, assert your will.
Princess Diana said that in her opinion “Charles was not the right man for the ‘top job’”. Doesn’t it go without saying that if he’s not the right man, then Millie, second bride of Chucky, is not
the right woman and should never be Queen?
Family Tree of British Tyranny
William I | 1066-1087 | Fat Tyrant |
William II | 1087-1100 | Redheaded tyrant |
Henry I | 1100-1135 | Horrible tyrant |
(Emperor Henry V) | 1135-1154 | |
Henry II | 1154-1189 | Cruel Tyrant |
Richard I | 1189-1199 | Absent Tyrant |
John I | 1199-1216 | Unlucky Tyrant |
Henry III | 1216-1272 | Looser Tyrant |
*Edward I | 1272-1307 | There had to be one – a good king. |
Edward II | 1307-1327 | Dumb Tyrant |
Edward III | 1327-1377 | Mucky Tyrant |
Richard II | 1377-1399 | Rotten Tyrant |
House of Lancaster | ||
Henry IV | 1399-1413 | Unhappy Tyrant |
Henry V | 1413-1422 | Young Tyrant |
Henry VI | 1422-1471 | Half-wit Tyrant |
House of York | ||
Edward IV | 1471-1483 | Bully Tyrant |
Edward V | 1483- | Murdered |
Richard III | 1483-1485 | Tricky Tyrant |
War between House of Lancaster and House of York ended | ||
Henry VII | 1485-1509 | Scrooge of a Tyrant |
Henry VIII | 1509-1547 | Typical Tyrant |
Edward VI | 1547-1553 | Sickly Tyrant |
Mary I | 1553-1558 | Bloody Tyrant |
Elizabeth I | 1558-1603 | Moody Tyrant |
James I | 1603-1625 | Drunken Tyrant |
Charles I | 1625-1649 | Headless Tyrant |
*Charles II | 1660-1685 | Hooray! Another good king |
James II | 1685-1688 | Catholic Tyrant (deposed) |
William III & Mary II | 1688-1702 | Long and the short Tyrants |
Ann | 1702- 1714 | Fat, fat Tyrant |
George I | 1714-1727 | Nasty German Tyrant |
George II | 1683-1760 | Greedy, bad tempered Tyrant |
George III | 1760-1820 | Mad Tyrant |
George IV | 1720-1830 | Charmless, lazy, overweight Monarch |
William IV | 1830-1837 | Forgotten King |
Victoria | 1837-1901 | Miserable, unamused Monarch |
Edward VII | 1901-1910 | Self-centered, Playboy King |
George V | 1910-1936 | Cold Germanic Monarch |
Edward VIII | 1936-abd.1936 | ‘Wanna-be’ sweet Tyrant |
George VI | 1936-1952 | Mild mannered good Monarch |
Elizabeth II | 1952- | Hard working dutiful Queen |
*Related to the Spencers. This book and its author heartedly endorse any Spencer-Churchill-Stuart lineage.
“Cheers and Bottoms Up! -
hic!”
About the Author -
Jacalynne Flax
The Many Faces and Talents of
Jacalynne Flax
The incredibly multi-talented author is Jacalynne Flax, who is also an accomplished actress and comedienne. She has appeared on the big screen in the BBC's “Bring me the head of Mavis Davis” opposite such stars as Rik Mayall and Jane Horrocks has appeared on the Bill and also had a memorable role in the 1989 film version of “Phantom of the Opera" with Robert Englund (Freddie Kruger from the “Nightmare on Elm Street” horror film series).
Phantom of the Opera
Bring me the Head of Mavis Davis
What is particularly “incredible” about Jacalynne is that, for the last 30 years she has suffered with Multiple Sclerosis, an aggressive, invasive, progressive disease of the central nervous system, which effects balance, causes terrible fatigue (brought on by the body attempting to heal itself) and sensory problems. Eventually this made it no longer possible for her to drive or to work, due to the fatigue caused by the illness.