Percy Jackson The Complete Collection (56 page)

But that wasn’t the worse of it. Standing between the snake women – I could swear he was looking straight down at me – was my old enemy Luke. He looked terrible. His skin was pale and his blond hair looked almost grey, as if he’d aged ten years in just a few months. The angry light in his eyes was still there, and so was the scar down the side of his face, where a dragon had once scratched him. But the scar was now ugly red, as though it had recently been reopened.

Next to him, sitting down so that the shadows covered him, was another man. All I could see were his knuckles on the gilded arms of the chair, like a throne.

‘Well?’ asked the man in the chair. His voice was just like the one I’d heard in my dream – not as creepy as Kronos’s, but deeper and stronger, like the earth itself was talking. It filled the whole room even though he wasn’t yelling.

Dr Thorn took off his shades. His two-coloured eyes, brown and blue, glittered with excitement. He made a stiff bow, then spoke in his weird French accent: ‘They are here, General.’

‘I know that, you fool,’ boomed the man. ‘But where?’

‘In the rocket museum.’

‘The Air and Space Museum,’ Luke corrected irritably.

Dr Thorn glared at Luke. ‘As you say,
sir
.’

I got the feeling Thorn would just as soon impale Luke with one of his spikes as call him sir.

‘How many?’ Luke asked.

Thorn pretended not to hear.

‘How many?’
the General demanded.

‘Four, General,’ Thorn said. ‘The satyr, Grover Underwood. And the girl with the spiky black hair and the – how do you say –
punk
clothes, and the horrible shield.’

‘Thalia,’ Luke said.

‘And two other girls – Hunters. One wears a silver circlet.’

‘That
one I know,’ the General growled.

Everyone in the room shifted uncomfortably.

‘Let me take them,’ Luke said to the General. ‘We have more than enough –’

‘Patience,’ the General said. ‘They’ll have their hands full already. I’ve sent a little playmate to keep them occupied.’

‘But –’

‘We cannot risk you, my boy.’

‘Yes,
boy,’
Dr Thorn said with a cruel smile. ‘You are much too fragile to risk. Let
me
finish them off.’

‘No.’ The General rose from his chair, and I got my first look at him.

He was tall and muscular, with light brown skin and slicked-back dark hair. He wore an expensive brown silk suit like the guys on Wall Street wear, but you’d never mistake this dude for a broker. He had a brutal face, huge shoulders, and hands that could snap a flagpole in half. His eyes were like stone. I felt as if I were looking at a living statue. It was amazing he could even move.

‘You have already failed me, Thorn,’ he said.

‘But, General –’

‘No excuses!’

Thorn flinched. I’d thought Thorn was scary when I first saw him in his black uniform at the military academy.
But now, standing before the General, Thorn looked like a silly wannabe soldier. The General was the real deal. He didn’t need a uniform. He was a born commander.

‘I should throw you into the pits of Tartarus for your incompetence,’ the General said. ‘I send you to capture a child of the three elder gods, and you bring me a scrawny daughter of Athena.’

‘But you promised me revenge!’ Thorn protested. ‘A command of my own!’

‘I
am Lord Kronos’s senior commander,’ the General said. ‘And I will choose lieutenants who get me results! It was only thanks to Luke that we salvaged our plan at all. Now get out of my sight, Thorn, until I find some other menial task for you.’

Thorn’s face turned purple with rage. I thought he was going to start frothing at the mouth or shooting spines, but he just bowed awkwardly and left the room.

‘Now, my boy.’ The General turned to Luke. ‘The first thing we must do is isolate the half-blood Thalia. The monster we seek will then come to her.’

‘The Hunters will be difficult to dispose of,’ Luke said. ‘Zoë Nightshade –’

‘Do not speak her name!’

Luke swallowed. ‘S-sorry, General. I just –’

The General silenced him with a wave of his hand. ‘Let me show you, my boy, how we will bring the Hunters down.’

He pointed to a guard on the ground level. ‘Do you have the teeth?’

The guy stumbled forward with a ceramic pot. ‘Yes, General!’

‘Plant them,’ he said.

In the centre of the room was a big circle of dirt, where I guess a dinosaur exhibit was supposed to go. I watched nervously as the guard took sharp white teeth out of the pot and pushed them into the soil. He smoothed them over while the General smiled coldly.

The guard stepped back from the dirt and wiped his hands. ‘Ready, General!’

‘Excellent! Water them, and we will let them scent their prey.’

The guard picked up a little tin watering can with daisies painted on it, which was kind of bizarre, because what he poured out wasn’t water. It was dark red liquid, and I got the feeling it wasn’t Hawaiian Punch.

The soil began to bubble.

‘Soon,’ the General said, ‘I will show you, Luke, soldiers that will make your army from that little boat look insignificant.’

Luke clenched his fists. ‘I’ve spent a year training my forces! When the
Princess Andromeda
arrives at the mountain, they’ll be the best –’

‘Ha!’ the General said. ‘I don’t deny your troops will make a fine honour guard for Lord Kronos. And you, of course, will have a role to play –’

I thought Luke turned paler when the General said that.

‘– but under my leadership, the forces of Lord Kronos will increase a hundredfold. We will be unstoppable. Behold, my ultimate killing machines.’

The soil erupted. I stepped back nervously.

In each spot where a tooth had been planted, a creature was struggling out of the dirt. The first of them said:

‘Mew?’

It was a kitten. A little orange tabby with stripes like a tiger. Then another appeared, until there were a dozen, rolling around and playing in the dirt.

Everyone stared at them in disbelief. The General roared,
‘What is this? Cute cuddly kittens? Where did you find those teeth?’

The guard who’d brought the teeth cowered in fear. ‘From the exhibit, sir! Just like you said. The saber-toothed tiger –’

‘No, you idiot! I said the tyrannosaurus! Gather up those… those infernal fuzzy little beasts and take them outside. And never let me see your face again.’

The terrified guard dropped his watering can. He gathered up the kittens and scampered out of the room.

‘You!’ The General pointed to another guard. ‘Get me the
right teeth. NOW!’

The new guard ran off to carry out his orders.

‘Imbeciles,’ muttered the General.

‘This is why I don’t use mortals,’ Luke said. ‘They are unreliable.’

‘They are weak-minded, easily bought and violent,’ the General said. ‘I love them.’

A minute later, the guard hustled into the room with his hands full of large pointy teeth.

‘Excellent,’ the General said. He climbed onto the balcony railing and jumped down, six metres.

Where he landed, the marble floor cracked under his leather shoes. He stood, wincing, and rubbed his shoulders. ‘Curse my stiff neck.’

‘Another hot pad, sir?’ a guard asked. ‘More Tylenol?’

‘No! It will pass.’ The General brushed off his silk suit, then snatched up the teeth. ‘I shall do this myself.’

He held up one of the teeth and smiled. ‘Dinosaur teeth – ha! Those foolish mortals don’t even know when they have dragon teeth in their possession. And not just
any
dragon teeth. These come from the ancient Sybaris herself! They shall do nicely.’

He planted them in the dirt, twelve in all. Then he scooped up the watering can. He sprinkled the soil with red liquid, tossed the can away, and held his arms out wide. ‘Rise!’

The dirt trembled. A single, skeletal hand shot out of the ground, grasping at the air.

The General looked up at the balcony. ‘Quickly, do you have the scent?’

‘Yesssss, lord,’ one of the snake ladies said. She took out a sash of silvery fabric, like the kind the Hunters wore.

‘Excellent,’ the General said. ‘Once my warriors catch its scent, they will pursue its owner relentlessly. Nothing can stop them, no weapons known to half-blood or Hunter. They will tear the Hunters and their allies to shreds. Toss it here!’

As he said that, skeletons erupted from the ground. There were twelve of them, one for each tooth the General had planted. They were nothing like Halloween skeletons, or the kind you might see in cheesy movies. These were growing flesh as I watched, turning into men, but men with dull grey skin, yellow eyes and modern clothes – skintight grey vests, camo trousers and combat boots. If you didn’t look too closely, you could almost believe they were
human, but their flesh was transparent and their bones shimmered underneath, like X-ray images.

One of them looked straight at me, regarding me coldly, and I knew that no cap of invisibility would fool it.

The snake lady released the scarf and it fluttered down towards the General’s hand. As soon as he gave it to the warriors, they would hunt Zoë and the other Hunters until they were extinct.

I didn’t have time to think. I ran and jumped with all my might, ploughing into the warriors and snatching the scarf out of the air.

‘What’s this?’ bellowed the General.

I landed at the feet of a skeleton warrior, who hissed.

‘An intruder,’ the General growled. ‘One cloaked in darkness. Seal the doors!’

‘It’s Percy Jackson!’ Luke yelled. ‘It has to be.’

I sprinted for the exit, but heard a ripping sound and realized the skeleton warrior had taken a chunk out of my sleeve. When I glanced back, he was holding the fabric up to his nose, sniffing the scent, handing it around to his friends. I wanted to scream but I couldn’t. I squeezed through the door just as the guards slammed it shut behind me.

And then I ran.

I tore across the mall, not daring to look behind me. I burst into the Air and Space Museum and took off my invisibility cap once I was through the admissions area.

The main part of the museum was one huge room with rockets and aeroplanes hanging from the ceiling. Three levels of balconies curled round, so you could look at the exhibits from all different heights. The place wasn’t crowded, just a few families and a couple of tour groups of kids, probably doing one of those holiday school trips. I wanted to yell at them all to leave, but I figured that would only get me arrested. I had to find Thalia and Grover and the Hunters. Any minute, the skeleton dudes were going to invade the museum, and I didn’t think they would settle for an audio tour.

I ran into Thalia – literally. I was barrelling up the ramp to the top-floor balcony and slammed into her, knocking her into an Apollo space capsule.

Grover yelped in surprise.

Before I could regain my balance, Zoë and Bianca had arrows notched, aimed at my chest. Their bows had just appeared out of nowhere.

When Zoë realized who I was, she didn’t seem anxious to lower her bow. ‘You! How dare you show thy face here?’

‘Percy!’ Grover said. ‘Thank goodness.’

Zoë glared at him, and he blushed. ‘I mean, um, gosh. You’re not supposed to be here!’

‘Luke,’ I said, trying to catch my breath. ‘He’s here.’

The anger in Thalia’s eyes immediately melted. She put her hand on her silver bracelet. ‘Where?’

I told them about the Natural History Museum, Dr Thorn, Luke and the General.

‘The General is
here
?’ Zoë looked stunned. ‘That is impossible! You lie.’

‘Why would I lie? Look, there’s no time. Skeleton warriors –’

‘
What?
’ Thalia demanded. ‘How many?’

‘Twelve,’ I said. ‘And that’s not all. That guy, the General, he said he was sending something, a “playmate”, to distract you over here. A monster.’

Thalia and Grover exchanged looks.

‘We were following Artemis’s trail,’ Grover said. ‘I was pretty sure it led here. Some powerful monster scent… She must’ve stopped here looking for the mystery monster. But we haven’t found anything yet.’

‘Zoë,’ Bianca said nervously, ‘if it
is
the General –’

‘It
cannot
be!’ Zoë snapped. ‘Percy must have seen an Iris-message or some other illusion.’

‘Illusions don’t crack marble floors,’ I told her.

Zoë took a deep breath, trying to calm herself. I didn’t know why she was taking it so personally, or how she knew this General guy, but I figured now wasn’t the time to ask.

‘If Percy is telling the truth about the skeleton warriors,’ she said, ‘we have no time to argue. They are the worst, the most horrible… We must leave now.’

‘Good idea,’ I said.

‘I was
not
including thee, boy,’ Zoë said. ‘You are not part of this quest.’

‘Hey, I’m trying to save your lives!’

‘You shouldn’t have come, Percy,’ Thalia said grimly. ‘But you’re here now. Come on. Let’s get back to the van.’

‘That is not thy decision!’ Zoë snapped.

Thalia scowled at her. ‘You’re not the boss here, Zoë. I don’t care how old you are! You’re still a conceited little brat!’

‘You never had any wisdom when it came to boys,’ Zoë growled. ‘You never could leave them behind!’

Thalia looked like she was about to hit Zoë. Then everyone froze. I heard a growl so loud I thought one of the rocket engines was starting up.

Below us, a few adults screamed. A little kid’s voice screeched with delight: ‘Kitty!’

Something enormous bounded up the ramp. It was the size of a pick-up truck, with silver claws and golden glittering fur. I’d seen this monster once before. Two years ago, I’d glimpsed it briefly from a train. Now, up close and personal, it looked even bigger.

‘The Nemean Lion,’ Thalia said. ‘Don’t move.’

The lion roared so loudly he parted my hair. His fangs gleamed like stainless steel.

‘Separate on my mark,’ Zoë said. ‘Try to keep it distracted.’

‘Until when?’ Grover asked.

‘Until I think of a way to kill it. Go!’

I uncapped Riptide and rolled to the left. Arrows whistled past me, and Grover played a sharp
tweet-tweet
cadence on his reed pipes. I turned and saw Zoë and Bianca
climbing the Apollo capsule. They were firing arrows, one after another, all shattering harmlessly against the lion’s metallic fur. The lion swiped the capsule and tipped it on its side, spilling the Hunters off the back. Grover played a frantic, horrible tune, and the lion turned towards him, but Thalia stepped into its path, holding up Aegis, and the lion recoiled.
‘ROOOAAAR!’

‘Hi-yah!’ Thalia said. ‘Back!’

The lion growled and clawed the air, but it retreated as if the shield were a blazing fire.

For a second, I thought Thalia had it under control. Then I saw the lion crouching, its leg muscles tensing. I’d seen enough cat fights in the alleys around my apartment in New York. I knew the lion was going to pounce.

‘Hey!’ I yelled. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I charged the beast. I just wanted to get it away from my friends. I slashed with Riptide, a good strike to the flank that should’ve cut the monster into Meow Mix, but the blade just clanged against its fur in a burst of sparks.

The lion raked me with its claws, ripping off a chunk of my coat. I backed against the railing. It sprang at me, half a ton of monster, and I had no choice but to turn and jump.

I landed on the wing of an old-fashioned silver aeroplane, which pitched and almost spilled me to the floor, three stories below.

An arrow whizzed past my head. The lion jumped onto the aeroplane, and the cords holding it began to groan.

The lion swiped at me, and I dropped onto the next exhibit, a weird-looking spacecraft with blades like a
helicopter. I looked up and saw the lion roar – inside its maw, a pink tongue and throat.

Its mouth, I thought. Its fur was completely invulnerable, but if I could strike it in the mouth… The only problem was the monster moved too quickly. Between its claws and fangs, I couldn’t get close without getting sliced to pieces.

‘Zoë!’ I shouted. ‘Target the mouth!’

The monster lunged. An arrow zipped past it, missing completely, and I dropped from the spaceship onto the top of a floor exhibit, a huge model of the earth. I slid down Russia and dropped off the equator.

The Nemean Lion growled and steadied itself on the spacecraft, but its weight was too much. One of the cords snapped. As the display swung down like a pendulum, the lion leaped off onto the model earth’s North Pole.

‘Grover!’ I yelled. ‘Clear the area!’

Groups of kids were running around screaming. Grover tried to corral them away from the monster just as the other cord on the spaceship snapped and the exhibit crashed to the floor. Thalia dropped off the second-floor railing and landed across from me, on the other side of the globe. The lion regarded us both, trying to decide which of us to kill first.

Zoë and Bianca were above us, bows ready, but they kept having to move around to get a good angle.

‘No clear shot!’ Zoë yelled. ‘Get it to open its mouth more!’

The lion snarled from the top of the globe.

I looked around.
Options.
I needed…

The gift shop. I had a vague memory from my trip
here as a little kid. Something I’d made my mom buy me, and I’d regretted it. If they still sold that stuff…

‘Thalia,’ I said, ‘keep it occupied.’

She nodded grimly.

‘Hi-yah!’ She pointed her spear and a spidery arc of blue electricity shot out, zapping the lion in the tail.

‘ROOOOOOOAR!’
The lion turned and pounced. Thalia rolled out of its way, holding up Aegis to keep the monster at bay, and I ran for the gift shop.

‘This is no time for souvenirs, boy!’ Zoë yelled.

I dashed into the shop, knocking over rows of T-shirts, jumping over tables full of glow-in-the-dark planets and space ooze. The sales lady didn’t protest. She was too busy cowering behind her cash register.

There! On the far wall – glittery silver packets. Whole racks of them. I scooped up every kind I could find and ran out of the shop with an armful.

Zoë and Bianca were still showering arrows on the monster, but it was no good. The lion seemed to know better than to open its mouth too much. It snapped at Thalia, slashing with its claws. It even kept its eyes narrowed to tiny slits.

Thalia jabbed at the monster and backed up. The lion pressed her.

‘Percy,’ she called, ‘whatever you’re going to do –’

The lion roared and swatted her like a cat toy, sending her flying into the side of a Titan rocket. Her head hit the metal and she slid to the floor.

‘Hey!’ I yelled at the lion. I was too far away to strike, so I took a risk: I hurled Riptide like a throwing knife. It bounced off the lion’s side, but that was enough to get the
monster’s attention. It turned towards me and snarled.

There was only one way to get close enough. I charged and, as the lion leaped to intercept me, I chucked a space-food pouch into its maw – a chunk of cellophane-wrapped freeze-dried strawberry parfait.

The lion’s eyes got wide and it gagged like a cat with a hairball.

I couldn’t blame it. I remembered feeling the same way when I’d tried to eat space food as a kid. The stuff was just plain nasty.

‘Zoë, get ready!’ I yelled.

Behind me, I could hear people screaming. Grover was playing another horrible song on his pipes.

I scrambled away from the lion. It managed to choke down the space-food packet and looked at me with pure hate.

‘Snack time!’ I yelled.

It made the mistake of roaring at me, and I got an icecream sandwich in its throat. Fortunately, I had always been a pretty good pitcher, even though baseball wasn’t my game. Before the lion could stop gagging, I shot in two more flavours of ice cream and a freeze-dried spaghetti dinner.

The lion’s eyes bugged. It opened its mouth wide and reared up on its back paws, trying to get away from me.

‘Now!’ I yelled.

Immediately, arrows sprouted from the lion’s maw – two, four, six. The lion thrashed wildly, turned and fell backwards. And then it was still.

Alarms wailed throughout the museum. People were flocking to the exits. Security guards were running around in a panic with no idea what was going on.

Grover knelt at Thalia’s side and helped her up. She seemed okay, just a little dazed. Zoë and Bianca dropped from the balcony and landed next to me.

Zoë eyed me cautiously. ‘That was… an interesting strategy.’

‘Hey, it worked.’

She didn’t argue.

The lion seemed to be melting, the way dead monsters do sometimes, until there was nothing left but its glittering fur coat, and even that seemed to be shrinking to the size of a normal lion’s pelt.

‘Take it,’ Zoë told me.

I stared at her. ‘What, the lion’s fur? Isn’t that, like, an animal-rights violation or something?’

‘It is a spoil of war,’ she told me. ‘It is rightly thine.’

‘You killed it,’ I said.

She shook her head, almost smiling. ‘I think thy icecream sandwich did that. Fair is fair, Percy Jackson. Take the fur.’

I lifted it up; it was surprisingly light. The fur was smooth and soft. It didn’t feel at all like something that could stop a blade. As I watched, the pelt shifted and changed into a full-length golden-brown coat.

‘Not exactly my style,’ I murmured.

‘We have to get out of here,’ Grover said. ‘The security guards won’t stay confused for long.’

I noticed for the first time how strange it was that the guards hadn’t rushed forward to arrest us. They were scrambling in all directions except ours, like they were madly searching for something. A few were running into the walls or each other.

‘You did that?’ I asked Grover.

He nodded, looking a little embarrassed. ‘A minor confusion song. I played some Barry Manilow. It works every time. But it’ll only last a few seconds.’

‘The security guards are not our biggest worry,’ Zoë said. ‘Look.’

Through the glass walls of the museum, I could see a group of men walking across the lawn. Grey men in grey camouflage outfits. They were too far away for us to see their eyes, but I could feel their gaze aimed straight at me.

‘Go,’ I said. ‘They’ll be hunting me. I’ll distract them.’

‘No,’ Zoë said. ‘We go together.’

I stared at her. ‘But you said –’

‘You are part of this quest now,’ Zoë said grudgingly. ‘I do not like it, but there is no changing fate.
You
are the fifth quest member. And we are not leaving anyone behind.’