Don’t miss the next charmingly quirky tale in
Kate Angell’s Barefoot William series,
No, No . . .Yes!
Please read on for a glimpse of Halo Todd’s story,
available next spring.
“B
e my boyfriend for one hour.”
Halo Todd stared at the woman dressed in the chicken costume. At least, he assumed she was female. Feminine voice. Short in stature. Indeterminable age. She wore a padded yellow, feathered jumpsuit with orange leg covers and spiky chicken toes. The head cover had a red wattle. A sharp black beak.
Six-fifteen a.m., and she paced outside Jacy’s Java, a popular coffee shop in historic Richmond, Virginia. Brick buildings and sidewalks. Gas streetlights and narrow avenues. A hint of dawn was on the horizon.
He’d purchased a double espresso in preparation for his drive south. The Rogues were about to begin spring training in Barefoot William, Florida. He played right field. It was the first week in February, and the morning was bleak. Fifty degrees. Overcast skies. A stiff wind blew from the north, ruffling the chicken’s feathers.
Who the hell was she?
He scratched his head, asked, “Do I know you?” He had, on occasion, slept with women and not known their names. He would have remembered a chicken.
She shook her head, and the red wattle beneath her chin quivered. “We’ve never met.”
“Why me?” he asked. Amused. He wondered if his teammate Landon Kane was pranking him. But there was no one on the street corner other than him and the chick. No one hiding behind a parked car. No one recording a video for YouTube, as far as he could tell.
The woman clapped her hands, stomped her feet. Shivered. A few feathers flew. Apparently the costume wasn’t as warm as it appeared. “My boyfriend broke up with me last night,” she said on a sigh.
Her man must not be into chickens.
“You’re the biggest guy to walk down the street,” she went on to say. “The last male costume for matching couples at Masquerade was an extra-large rooster. Cock-a-doodle-do me?”
His mind went to the gutter.
Cock-a-doodle-do her
sounded kinky. He had no idea what she looked like. Other than that her eyes through the slits appeared green. Her mouth was hidden beneath the beak. His curiosity got the better of him. “What’s with the costume?” he asked.
“Go Big or Go Home.”
“The game show?” No way, Jose.
“I have tickets. I stood in line for three days.”
Go Big or Go Home was a popular television show. He’d watched it on occasion, during the off-season. Seated on the sofa in his condo while sipping a beer. The show got funnier as he worked his way through a six-pack. He’d be cheering for his favorite contestant when he crushed the last can in his hand.
Challengers lost their inhibitions. They made spectacles of themselves. Jumping, shouting, and waving signs to get the host’s attention. Alex Xander encouraged them to riot. The louder, the crazier, the more out of control, the better. The costumed audience fed into the frenzy.
Halo was familiar with wild and crazy. Raising hell. Sleeping around. Calling a friend for bail money. He lived the moment. Controlled his own chaos.
A game show would flip his competitive switch. Winning was important to him, in all aspects of his life. He would have to abide by their rules. He’d have no say in the matter. The show was based on challenges. The contestants played games. Some were mental; others physical.
Each day had a different theme, which varied from midway at the fair to three-ring circus, haunted house, rodeo and jungle madness. No one knew the activity until the curtain went up. He’d be at the host’s mercy. He had no desire to make a fool of himself. Even in a costume.
“So, what do you say?” the chicken pressed, sounding hopeful. “Sixty quick minutes.”
Quick minutes?
It would be the longest hour of his life. One he could never get back.
“The television studio is six blocks east.” She rolled back the orange mitt on her hand, glanced at her watch. A big faced Minnie Mouse on a red band. She had kid in her. “The show films in the morning and airs in the afternoon. We have less than an hour to sign in. As it is, we’ll be stuck standing in the back row.”
The last row wasn’t far enough back for him. “Sorry, I can’t help you.”
“Can’t or won’t?” she stood up to him. Chicken was brave.
“Won’t.” He was honest with her.
She pointed a hand claw at him, said, “The show’s in its tenth season. This is anniversary week. Friday is for couples only. Winners take home cars, jewelry, and dream vacations. Fifty thousand dollars is the grand prize.” She spread her arms wide and her chest puffed. He glimpsed the outline of her breasts for half a second. Small, high, and firm. A-cups. “Anything you’d ever want,” she tempted him.