Authors: Aunt Dimity [14] Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon
my lady, the pro cession will pass before your very eyes.”
“Thanks.” I was fairly certain that I wouldn’t be allowed to return home if I missed Will and Rob riding in the king’s pro cession,
but I couldn’t stop myself from asking one more question. “Do you
know the name of the lead madrigal singer?”
“Mirabel,” she replied. “Little Mirabel. She has the voice of an
angel, does she not?”
“She does,” I said, and hurried to catch up with the singers.
They’d stopped at the edge of Broad Street, and I elbowed my way
through the jostling crowd to stand beside them. The taller girls
had formed a protective pocket behind Mirabel and regarded her
with tolerant amusement as she craned her neck and stood on tiptoe to watch for the oncoming pro cession.
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I studied her with frank curiosity. She looked like a besotted
groupie waiting for a rock star to appear. Was she anxious to see
the king’s pro cession, I wondered, or was she longing for a glimpse
of the king himself? Could it be that little Mirabel was, for reasons
beyond my understanding, infatuated with her king?
It was hard to picture Calvin Malvern as a Don Juan, but Jinks
had told me that people’s personalities changed when they took on
roles at a Ren fest. As King Wilfred, Calvin might very well enjoy a
spot of dalliance with a humble but adoring young maiden. He might
even attempt to exercise his droit du seigneur. As far as I could tell,
King Wilfred had no queen, so there was nothing to keep him from
making a royal pass at every pretty girl who crossed his path.
Or was there?
Though the sun was warm, a chill crept down my spine. Edmond’s furious scowl flashed before my mind’s eye, followed by the
stark image of a handsaw protruding from a wheelbarrow.
“Regicide,”
I whispered.
Eight
T he sun seemed to darken and the crowd seemed to recede
into the background as I recalled how easily the parapet
had given way and how close Calvin Malvern had come to
losing his balance and, perhaps, his life. There was no denying that
Edmond Deland had the tools and the skills needed to make such
an accident happen. If Mirabel had spurned his love and bestowed
hers on the king, he would also have had a motive.
“Slow down,” I muttered under my breath. “Don’t get ahead of
yourself, Lori. You don’t
know
anything yet.”
An earsplitting blare of trumpets interrupted my uneasy meditations. I winced, glanced around, and saw the king’s heralds striding past me, blowing their usual fanfare and crying, “Make way!
Make way for the king!”
The few stragglers still crossing Broad Street scuttled to the
sidelines to avoid being trampled by what turned out to be a formidable pro cession. The heralds were followed by a collection of entertainers who strutted, danced, banged tambourines, twirled ribbons
on wands, and exchanged good-humored badinage with the onlookers lining the route. People cheered for their favorites as they passed
by. Some showed their appreciation by tossing coins, which were
expertly caught, though not always by those at whom they’d been
aimed.
A phalanx of bearded men dressed in studded leather jerkins
came next. Each bore a longbow, a spear, a poleax, or a halberd.
The weapons looked deadly enough to be used in battle, but the
men who carried them were too soft in the belly and smiled too
genially to be mistaken for hardened warriors.
The soldiers were followed by a gap in which Jinks performed a
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breathtaking sequence of acrobatic maneuvers. As he sailed by, I
remembered his offer to pop over the stile for a visit after he’d finished his day’s work. I hoped he would make good on his offer. I
had a sudden, urgent need to know everything he could tell me
about the fair’s backstage intrigue.
After Jinks came the moment I’d been waiting for. King Wilfred
and his court strode into view, led by the gray-haired Lord Belvedere, flanked by Sir Peregrine and Sir Jacques, and accompanied by
a dozen noblewomen, all of whom wore lustrous gowns and splendid wimples. My heart ached with envy when I saw the wimples,
but I thrust my feelings aside and concentrated solely on the king.
As the merry monarch approached, he raised a plump hand to
his lips and blew a kiss toward my section of the crowd. I heard
Mirabel’s delighted squeal and turned just in time to see her blush
adorably and sink into a picture-perfect curtsy. The other madrigal
singers giggled and nudged one another approvingly, then the tallest
one, who seemed more mature than the rest, spoke to Mirabel.
“ ’Tis time for us to return to our labors,” she scolded good-naturedly. “Thou hast seen him and thou shalt see him again anon.”
“And anon and anon,” another girl added mischievously.
The girls then edged their way through the crowd, towing a
reluctant Mirabel in their wake. I peered at them pensively until a
pair of piping voices reminded me of my original reason for watching the king’s pro cession.
“Mummy! MUMMY!”
The sight of Will and Rob astride their gray ponies chased all
thoughts of sabotage from my mind. Alison and Billy McLaughlin,
their gymkhana teammates, rode in the pro cession as well, but I
couldn’t take my eyes off of my sons. As Sally Pyne had promised,
they looked like little princes in their gorgeous velvet tunics, and
Thunder and Storm looked equally noble, draped in white and gold
caparisons supplied by Calvin Malvern. When the boys finished waving giddily at me, they resumed the dignifi ed demeanor they’d been
taught to display at horse shows.
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The four children rode their ponies at a sedate pace at the rear
of the procession. They were followed by an older rider, also in
costume but riding sidesaddle. She wore a beautiful pair of suede
gloves, an elegant leaf-green gown, and a tall wimple adorned with
the daintiest wisp of silk. I was so busy checking out her garb that I
didn’t realize who she was until she passed directly in front of me.
“Emma?” I said, my voice squeaking with disbelief.
“Emma?”
Emma Harris, my levelheaded, unromantic, unimaginative best
friend, turned her wimpled head to grin at me, then raised a gloved
hand and favored me with a regal wave as she followed my sons down
Broad Street on her mare, Pegasus. I was so shocked to see her
decked out in damsel gear that I nearly missed the pro cession’s denouement.
The crowd trailed after the king and his cohorts as they turned
up Pudding Lane toward the joust arena, but one member of the
pro cession lingered. Alone, unsung, armed with a wheelbarrow, a
shovel, and a large sack of sawdust, Edmond Deland moved silently
through the noisy throng, clearing Broad Street of the messes left
behind by the ponies.
As I watched him bend to his task, I felt a sudden rush of sympathy for him. How could a young man who scooped pony poop for
a living hope to compete with a king? I didn’t forgive or condone
his violent tactics, but I thought I understood his desperation. I
wanted to reach out to him, to offer words of consolation that
might calm the fire of jealousy that was burning in his breast, but
before I’d taken more than a half step toward him, a hand on my
elbow stopped me.
“Lori?” said a voice.
Lilian Bunting had caught up with me. I stared at her abstractedly for a moment, then realized with a sinking heart and a flaming
face that I’d done it again. I’d thrown myself, body and soul, into a
drama that didn’t exist outside of my own head. With almost no
effort at all, I’d turned a few glances and a blown kiss into a love
triangle and a murder plot. If Lilian hadn’t happened by, I would
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have accosted a total stranger and accused him of a heinous crime.
When I thought of the embarrassing scene my impulsiveness might
have provoked, I wanted to take a scrub brush to my brain.
“You look as if you’re a million miles away,” said Lilian.
“I was,” I admitted. “But I’m back now. How was Merlot the
Magnifi cent?”
“Magnificent.” Lilian slipped her hand through my arm. “Come
along. I’ll tell you all about him on the way to the arena. We don’t
want to miss the joust! Did you see Emma in the pro cession? I
thought she looked wonderful, didn’t you? Will and Rob were simply charming, of course. Did you stop at Jasper Taxman’s stall? I
couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw him in a velvet doublet and
hose. He told me that Peggy stayed behind at the Emporium because she didn’t care for the costume she’d ordered from London,
but I heard a different story from Sally Pyne. According to Sally, the
bodice was so small that Peggy popped out of it in a most immodest manner. Naturally, Peggy asked Sally to alter the bodice, but
Sally told me that she’d have to add so much material to the old bodice that she might as well make a new one from scratch. . . .”
My friend’s gossip washed over me like a soothing balm, anchoring me in a world I knew and helping me to regain a firm foothold
on the slippery shores of reality. I promised myself that, as soon as
the joust was over, I would look for Jasper’s stall and seek out Sally
Pyne. I wanted to get the lowdown on Peggy’s costume malfunction, of course, but I also needed all the anchoring I could get.
Lilian and I bought spinach pies, fizzy lemonade, and honey
cakes as we strolled up Pudding Lane. By the time we reached the
picnic area overlooking the joust arena, all of the tables were taken,
so we sat on the ground with many other spectators and spread our
al fresco lunch between us.
While most participants in the king’s pro cession had dispersed
to other parts of the fair, the king and a few select members of his
entourage had seated themselves in chairs on a sturdy raised platform on the far side of the arena. The platform was hung with
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festive banners and shaded by a striped canopy whose four stout
wooden posts were wreathed in bright ribbons and fresh fl owers.
The king sat in a high-backed, gilded throne close to the platform’s front railing, where he could see and be seen by his subjects.
The throne on the platform was less ornate than the one I’d seen
sitting on the Great Hall stage, but it was still pretty stately.
Gray-bearded Lord Belvedere stood beside the throne. He appeared
to be fiddling with a pair of speakers mounted on the canopy’s foremost posts.
“Anachronism alert,” I said, nudging Lilian. “The stage is wired
for sound.”
“I suppose we must make some concessions to modern times,”
she commented. “I, for one, was relieved to see that chemical loos
had been provided for our convenience, rather than their medieval
equivalents. And it isn’t a stage, Lori. It’s the royal gallery. I’ve been
reading up on jousting, which, I discovered, is also known as tilting.
The joust arena can also be called the tiltyard, the lists, or the list
fi eld.”
“Fascinating,” I said. “Speak on, O learned one. It’ll give me a
chance to finish my spinach pie.”
“Mock if you will,” said Lilian. “I will not be daunted.”
She was stating the simple truth. Lilian Bunting had a scholarly
turn of mind. If she was determined to dispense knowledge, it
would take more than gentle teasing to divert her from her course.
“The earliest tournaments sprang from rather bloody affairs
called melees,” she began. “A melee was a mock battle in which foot
soldiers and mounted knights clashed violently with opponents. Melees usually continued until one side beat the other into submission.”
“Why did they go to such extremes if it was only a mock battle?” I asked.
“Practice,” said Lilian. “The knights wanted to maintain their
fighting skills between real wars, but so many of them were killed
or injured in the pro cess that tournaments were eventually banned.
They were later revived as a form of royal entertainment as well as
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a source of income for the knights. Prize money was awarded and a
new set of rules was generally followed, with a points system that
discouraged outright slaughter.”
“How civilized,” I said.
“Jousting is much safer nowadays,” Lilian said confidently. “Modern knights use breakaway lances and carefully choreograph any
hand-to-hand combat that might take place. I’m sure Calvin’s hired
competent performers. King Wilfred wouldn’t want his fair spoiled
by bloodshed.”
“I should think not.” Thoughts of sabotage fl ickered in my mind,
but I doused them by asking a question that had been puzzling me for
some time. “Do you happen to know the difference between a page
and a squire?”
“Age,” Lilian replied, unwittingly confirming Aunt Dimity’s
guess. “The young sons of noble families became pages in neighboring house holds, where they learned gentlemanly skills such as deportment and riding. When a page reached the age of fourteen or
thereabouts, he could become a squire and serve a particular knight.
Squires in turn could become knights, if they could afford the expense, which was considerable. If they couldn’t afford it, they might