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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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Forgive me, snease!
yurushite chommage
Pleeze (slightly silly)
. . .kurahai
Pleeze eat the leftover sushi.
osushi nokotta kara kutte kurahai
〈〈〈〈〈INTRODUCING YOURSELF〉〉〉〉〉
JIKO SHŌKAI
My name’s Kenneth.
ore wa kenesu tte iunda
I’m from Canada.
kanada kara kiteru
I only have three months to live.
inochi wa ato sankagetsu shika nainda
And I’m still a virgin.
mada cherī dashi
My name’s Rebecca.
atashi wa rebekka desu
I’m from England.
igirisu jin desu
I’m here looking for adventure.
bōken o motome koko ni yatte kita
No man can handle me.
atashi o atsukaeru otoko nanka inai

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