Lamplighter (47 page)

Threnody bristled but controlled her tongue. “Perhaps.”

The house-major held her with his steady gaze. “As it stands, we are thankful the Ladies of Columbris have the numbers to spare us one here.”

Bemused, Threnody gave half a curtsy.

“As to what you have been told regarding us,” the officer continued, “aye, new lighters we do need: a large quarto of doughty, veteran lampsmen to cover our losses, not a brace of new-burped lumps such as yourselves. Is that not so, Sergeant-Master?” he barked to the big, silver-haired cot-warden.

“Aye, sir.” The cot-warden smirked. “Though a company of the same would be better.”

“I’ve heard it said that the marshal-lighter is ailing,” continued the house-major. “Can he have decreased in his powers so much as to send you here?”

“Oh, it wasn’t the Lamplighter-Marshal, sir”—Rossamünd wrestled with the desire to cry out in the Marshal’s defense—“it was the Master-of-Clerks who sent us.”

In one breath the officer’s eyes widened, in another they narrowed. “Did he . . . ,” he said slowly. “Since when has
that
lickspittle been sending lighters or directing policy?”

“Since the Lamplighter-Marshal was shipped off to the Considine with a sis edisserum in his hand and ‘that lickspittle’—who now calls himself the Marshal-Subrogat—took the run of the manse,” Threnody stated tartly.

“Is that so, Lamplighter?” The house-major looked arch. “And I’d rather you addressed me as ‘sir’ or ‘house-major.’ ”

“Sir,” she added after only the briefest hesitation.

The day-clerk, who had been fossicking about in the newly arrived post-bag, passed a telltale red-leather dispatch over to the house-major.

“So the poor old war-dog has been called to account, has he?” the house-major continued. “The bee’s buzz has been that he was losing grip of the whole ’Way. In a fight he’s your man, but give him pens and paper and he’s all a-sea . . .Well, it’s of little use, by either hand,” he concluded, picking up the dispatch and opening it almost absently. “Most folk tend to declare this place
hic sunt beluae—
here be monsters—and forget us altogether.” He began to read.

Rossamünd shuffled his feet carelessly in the pregnant pause. How could they think the great man “poor” or “old”? However, like it or no, he was not about to set his commanding officer straight on the actual score of things.

“And here our glorious new Marshal-Subrogat confirms your report,” the house-major suddenly said, holding up the dispatch, “though I still challenge his wisdom for sending you lantern-sticks out early. This is where only the best and hardiest get billeted. I’d say it’s been an awfully long consult-a-ledger period of time since shining-new lampsmen 3rd class were ever billeted to us fresh out of the manse.” He rattled the letter. “But here you both are, out to proudly join the hardiest and most soldierly of all the lighters on the ’Way.” He fixed both newcomers with appraising scrutiny. “And that means we reckon they must have sent you to us because
you’re
the hardiest and most soldierly of all the lighters too.”

Swallowing pointedly, Rossamünd hoped he would be. “Aye, sir!” he said.

“Yes . . . sir,” said Threnody.

“Now I know you and your situation”—the house-major stood again—“I am Major-of-House Thyssius Grystle,” he said, bowing slightly to Threnody. “Also allow me to name Cot-Warden Hermogenës, or ‘Sergeant-Master’ to you.” The cot-warden was slightly advanced in years with gorgeous silver hair held back in a whipstock and an impressive scar across his forehead. “And Linus Semple, our day-clerk”—a typically short and slender fellow in clerical black, a deep green fronstectum jutting over his brow.

Both men stood and bowed to Threnody with civil niceness.

“Our watches are septenary, changing every Newwich, and none of this slovenly two-watch business either! There are three lantern-watches here, done in lots of two so there’s enough men on the road—and even then it’s a stretch. So! Wet as your backs might be, two more is still two more. Even though you arrived with the dimmers I’ll have you stay with the sluggards till you learn our idiosyncrasies—”

“Excuse me,” Rossamünd piped, “the ‘sluggards,’ sir?”

“Aye, young lighter, the sluggards—the day-watch, as opposed to the dimmers, who are the lantern-watch.
You
watch while
they
sleep! What have they been teaching you back thereward—playing at skittles?”

“Ah, no, sir—sorry, sir.” Rossamünd could almost feel Threnody rolling her eyes beside him.

House-Major Grystle’s expression relaxed. “You may take your ease now, Lampsmen 3rd Class, then get to light duties after middens. The cart from Mill to Stool is a long time traveling and I see no benefit from putting tired lighters needlessly to work. Sergeant-Master Hermogenës shall direct you to your final billet. I imagine that oily grub goose Squarmis is bringing your ox trunks and other dunnage?” he concluded with a knowing look.

“Aye, sir,” said Rossamünd.

“Carry on. Share your first breakfast with us and get your wind back today, for tomorrow—whatever old Grind-yer-bones might have had you doing—your life for the Emperor truly begins. Leave your Work Dockets with me, Lampsmen. Show ’em to their billets, Mister Harlock.”

The silver-haired Sergeant-Master took them higher into the tower, up another steep stair, this one of sturdy, immobile stone instead, gradually winding around the entire structure as it rose. From this proximity Rossamünd could well see the handsome scar—a cicatrice any warrior would wish to have on display, a visible proof of valor—and more particularly, the man’s unusually pale gray eyes, nearly silver—like his hair. “You might—like just now—hear some call me Harlock,” he said with a faintly Sedian accent, while they climbed, “on account of my hair. That’s a privilege you earn. For you two peepersqueeks it’ll just be Sergeant-Master, am I clear?”

“Aye, Sergeant-Master!”

The common-mess where mains was served was found upon this next floor, two levels higher than the front door, the region designated “the kitchens” sharing the octagonal space.The ceiling high above was choke-full with beams and struts and supports of dark, polished wood; as gorgeously complex an array as Rossamünd had seen before only at Bleakhall. In here, they were told, everyone ate together, whether lampsman 3rd class or Major-of-House. Other cot-fellows were already beginning to gather, and a muscular, rotund man worked the pots and ovens on the far “kitchen” side. The third floor above the entrance, holding heavy tools and small machines, was for specific labors: tinkering, weapon-smithing, harness-mending, lantern repairs and the like.There was also a coop of chickens—for eggs—with a cock whose dawning crow Rossamünd soon learned was far more effective for rousing out the day-watch than any amount of drumming.There were stores kept here high up from the reach of rats and it was obvious now why the ceiling of the common-mess—being also the floor of this level—was so oversupplied with supporting woodwork.

On the top floor they were shown the bunk-rooms, set high and safe from the ground. This level was divided into equal quarters by wooden “bulkheads”—movable walls of about eight feet in height that stopped well short of the beams of the roof above. In the quarter farthest from the stair was where Rossamünd and Threnody would be sleeping; sharing the quarter, so the sergeant-master said, with the other younger lighters—both in their early twenties: Aubergene Wellesley, whom of course they had met, and another fellow, Fadus Theudas, currently on house-watch. Rossamünd looked at the room that was to be his “home.” It was not as bare as the cells of Winstermill but gone was his privacy, his sleeping quarters to be shared again. Here the lampsmen were allowed to decorate their own spot, tack etchings and pamphlet-cuttings onto bed heads; have more than the standard issue of pillows or coverlets; and their own collection of other bed-furniture—stools, chests, side tables and the like. He realized too that though there were eight cots in here, only two were currently occupied.

“How many lighters are here at Wormstool, Sergeant-Master?” he asked.

“Less than there ought to be, Lampsman Bookchild,” the cot-warden replied. “Put what dunnage ye have on yer billets and come down to the mess with yer kids or yer pannikins.”

“I shall need privacy screens about my cot, then, if you please . . . Sergeant-Master,” Threnody said.

“I shall see what we can arrange for ye, lass,” he said, and left the two young lighters to settle.

“No more time to ourselves,” Rossamünd observed glumly. “At least we are allowed to put pictures up.” He could think of several engravings from his pamphlets he might cut out and display, favorites by eminent pens like Pill or Berthezene.

“Hmm.” Threnody looked about with mild distaste. “It will suffice, I suppose.”

Rossamünd wondered if she was beginning to regret her willfully chosen profession and her hasty decision to throw in her lot with him.

Beds selected and bags dropped they returned down to the common-mess. Major-of-House Grystle called for general attention and semiformally introduced them both to their new messmates.The general reaction from the Worm-stoolers was at first one of bemused disappointment. They were of the same opinion as the house-major, and it was manifest on their faces:
Why billet lantern-stick novices with us? Send real lighters with long experience and a steady arm in a fight.

Nevertheless, the men proved friendly, and cheerfully ate a fine breakfast of spiced, lard-fried swampland mushrooms known as thrumcops and a strange kind of bacon Rossamünd was told was made from rabbit-meat. It was all a remarkable enlargement on “Imperial-issue provender,” and Rossamünd only regretted he could not stand the smell or taste of these thrumcop mushrooms. Instead he filled his eager belly with coney-rinds and griddle-fried toast.

“This is so much better than breakfast at the manse!” he declared, which drew the universal approval of his new comrades.

“Aye, aye!” Lightbody nodded emphatically, looking very pleased with himself. “No short commons for we Stoolers, lad. The world about proves bountiful for a keen eye, sharp nose and frank aim.”

“Ye can thank our round-bellied poisoner fer the fine flavors too,” said Sergeant Mulch. “Sequecious is his name, a true culinaire from up Sebastian way.” He pointed to the enormously fat man in a red and beige striped apron, grinning and frying behind a large, flat hot plate that divided the “kitchen” from the mess. “He’s meant to be some kind of prisoner from them wars Clementine and Sebastian are always in. He was sent here a year ago as a slave of the Emperor, I suppose, but he wants to change his nativity and become a paper nationalist of the Empire, strange fellow—”

“Cain’t speak more than ’alf a sentence of Brandenard neither,” interjected Posides. “And we’re meant to watch over ’im and make sure ’e don’t scarper off. Though where ’e’s going to go out ’ere I don’t know!”

“At least he’s fat,” argued Lightbody. “Never trust a gutstarver who bain’t fat—I’ve been told, ’cause a thin one don’t respect food enough to treat it right.”

“What we actually lack is greens,” Aubergene chattily added between chews.

“Just so,” said a trim-looking man, the cothouse’s dispensurist, one Mister Tynche, giving Rossamünd a welcoming smile, “and all we lack at times are some consistent, decent antiscorbutics. If it was not for the sovereign lime from Hurdling Migh and the nutrified wine sent ready mixed from Quinault and the Sulk, it’d be all black gums and lethargy here.”

“Which is why that wriggler Squarmis can ask so much for his goods and time,” Aubergene enlarged. “Sir!” he suddenly called across the trestle to the house-major. “Sir! Did ye hear of the nasty lurker we almost met this dousing?”

“Aye, ’Gene, I surely did,” House-Major Grystle replied. “It was a good thing it wandered away like it did, else I might be less five—no, seven!—brave lighters.
You can spare the horses, but don’t spare the lighters!”
he cried, and all the mess joined him, chuckling heartily, someone else calling huskily,
“A confusion on the nickers!”

As one the Stoolers raised their mugs of three-water grog, took a swig and slammed their tankards back on the trestle, making a hearty wooden clatter. Rossamünd went through the motions and hoped no one noticed his lack of enthusiasm.

Threnody said little for the whole meal, sitting straight and taut, her eyes never leaving her food, and anyone who attempted to speak with her soon gave up in the face of her monosyllabic reluctance.

“What do we call you, girly?” one friendly young fellow of the day-watch tried. “Lamp-lass 3rd Class?” He chuckled in a cheerful way, as did those about him.

Threnody looked at the man sidelong, her fork hovering before her mouth. “Probably anything but
girly
might be a good start,” she said quietly.

“Watch out, Theudas!” Sergeant Mulch guffawed. “She’s got the tongue of a whip, has our new lady lighter!” which everyone thought a great joke.

The young fellow called Theudas, red-faced, went back to his eating, while Threnody looked rather pleased with herself.

After the morning meal, dishes were collected and washed by the men of the day-watch themselves. Rossamünd tried thanking Sequecious the Sebastian cook for a brilliant meal, to which the man, in a thick accent simply repeated, “Tank yee! Tank yee!” with that unceasing grin.

Dishes done, Rossamünd and Threnody were directed back to their bunks, joining the lantern-watch for their prescribed rest. Threnody’s screens were brought and erected with much better grace than at Tumblesloe Cot. They were put about the farthest bed from the others and, once up, the girl-lighter disappeared behind them, not to be seen again till much later.

Rossamünd organized himself, sorting satchels and bags. He pulled out a bag of boschenbread and offered a piece to Aubergene, who was sitting on his own cot, already in a long nightshirt.

“Why, thankee, Ros—ah—Rossamünd, isn’t it?” he said to Rossamünd’s offer.