Authors: Ace Atkins
They sat across from each other on either side of Manions old, battered wooden desk. Manion leaned back in a creaky old chair, scuffed-up old boots crossed at the ankle while he smoked a thin cigarette and slurped his coffee. Behind him, Harvey saw one of those old pendulum wall clocks, swinging back and forth, marking the hour past ten at night. A trusty was mopping down the long hallways and into Harveys old cell, the sheriff having decided to move Harvey up to the death cell on the tenth floor. The penthouse suite for the worst criminals, awaiting a hangmans noose and trying to evade a lynching.
The death cell hadnt seemed that much different from any other cell hed ever seen. A bunk, a sink, and a commode. But the papers sure had a field day with the new home of notorious gangster Harvey Bailey, the mastermind behind the Urschel kidnapping and the Kansas City Massacre.
So howd you come into robbing banks, Mr. Bailey?
Well, Mr. Manion, Im not going to mention any particular job.
Of course.
But I would say that robbing banks sure beats having a boss man.
You said it, Tom Manion said, thumbing at a nostril and breathing in a big ole cloud of smoke. If Sheriff Smoot knew you and I was in here chawin the fat, Id be the one hed be stringin up.
What kind of man is Sheriff Smoot?
Hes political. Fat-bellied and cowardly. To speak in a direct manner.
Is there any other way? Harvey asked.
Manion put down the coffee cup and rested his arms across his fat stomach. He yelled down the hallway to the trusty to make sure he unplugged the commode that had made such a mess.
You mustve gotten on the mans bad side, Harvey said, taking a sip of coffee, checking out the row of keys over Manions head, already noticing the door to the stairwell had a thick lock. The only other ways down were by elevator or to jump six stories.
No man likes to be recognized for what he is, Manion said. He knows I know, and thats why he put me here on this shit detail.
You ever think of running against him?
For sheriff? Manion asked, and cracked a smile. Shoot . . .
Why not? Harvey said. Seems like a man with your record against the Spanish and all your service to Dallas would be quite an asset.
Mr. Bailey, please dont take no offense, Manion said, thumbing at his nostril again and flicking away what hed found. But you sure dont know how these elections work. A man dont get elected for being the most qualified. And Ill hold you right there cause Im not sayin Im the best man for the job either. What separates any elected official is one thing you seem to know real well.
Money.
You are damn right, Mr. Bailey, Manion said. You know thats what greases the ole wheels.
Harvey stubbed out his cigarette. Manion leaned his fat ass forward and tossed him the whole pack. He got out from the chair with a big heave, pulled the coffeepot from the burner, and poured Harvey another cup.
Want some sugar?
No, sir.
You dont need to be
sir
ing me yet, Manion said. Wait till you get convicted.
The papers already said Im convicted. They say I killed all those men in Kansas City, too.
Manion sat back down in his creaky old chair, flipped his old boots back on the edge of the desk, and found another cigarette. Harvey noted the edge of the desk had become smooth and worn with familiar heel marks. That wall clocks second hand inched forward again in a herky-jerky jump of time.
The negro trusty walked back from the jail cells holding the wet mop, and even over the fresh scent of tobacco and coffee you could smell the toilet all over him and his wet hands and striped jail shirt and trousers. Manion looked at him and finally nodded in a haze of cigarette smoke, and watched as the negro wrung out the mop and pressed the button for the elevator.
Another sheriff s deputy rolled back the cage and let the trusty inside.
The cage door snapped shut, and the elevator headed down.
How much do you figure? Harvey asked, leaning back into his seat.
For what?
To be sheriff?
More an I got, Manion said, laughing, his belly shaking his resting hands.
But lets say a fella wanted to throw his hat in the ring. What would you need to get started?
Oh, hell, I dont know.
Your best guess.
I dont know.
Ten grand?
Ten thousand dollars?
Im not talking chickens.
And just how would a fella come into that kind of luck? Manion asked, his lips curving into a smile. The dumb bastard not even able to fake surprise. Not in the least. He was licking his cracked lips as he spoke.
But if he did?
For ten thousand dollars, Id spec a man could become governor of Texas.
I might know how to arrange something like that.
And why would you do that for me, Mr. Bailey?
For the good of the community.
Might I ask how a fella like youd be privy to those kind of funds?
No, sir.
Manion nodded, standing and stretching. He put a fist to his mouth to stifle a yawn. He opened the glass face of the clock, studied the timepiece he took from his pocket, and fingered back things about five minutes. He paced and smoked. He walked down the hall, leaving Harvey for a good five minutes while inspecting the work of the trusty.
All goddamn niggers are lazy, Manion said. Still a mess.
He reached for the telephone on the desk and called down to have the trusty sent back up to the sixth floor.
Whens Sheriff Smoot up for reelection? Harvey asked.
Manion sat at the end of his desk and stared at Harveys face to the point that Harvey felt the seat had grown hot, and he shuffled a bit. He just watched the man until life and blood and thinking returned, and Manion just nodded with his thick, fat neck.
A man could run some kind of fine campaign with that, Manion said. Would do this community a lot of good. A lot of good.
26
K
athryn had been knocked up by a goofy, redheaded son of a preacher the summer shed turned fourteen. A boy she hadnt given two thoughts about, but she had agreed to go with him to a nearby creek only after hed asked her about a hundred times following those two-hour sermons. He hadnt been too bad looking cept for that goofy old red hair, and in Saltillo he sure had been somebody, already applying to Bible college and wearing mail-order suits on Sunday while he strolled the rows, passing the collection plate. Studying back on it, Kathryn had to admit it was the collection plate that maybe did it. The church had two of them, and theyd been gold-plated, with red velvet bottoms, and when that dumb boy would stand at the row, waiting for the change and crumpled billscrumpled so no one knew who was being cheap or too boastful, because, if you boasted on it, the preacher told you there wasnt no reward in heaventhe boy would grin at her like her Sunday dress was made of gauze and he could see right down to her cotton panties. So here comes this lazy Sunday, sometime in the heat of the summer, just like it was now. Maybe thats why Kathryn thought of it now, sipping lemonade and smoking a cigarette on her blind grandma Colemans porch, remembering them sneaking around the corner of the white clapboard church, cotton fields as endless as the ocean round them, him handing her a Fatima cigarette, while his daddy stood on the front steps and clasped mens hands with two of his and complimented women on their silly, ridiculous, cheap hats, and would tear up at word of someone coming down with diphtheria or the piles.
The boy, who was only a couple years older, held the match under the Fatima and mentioned that it was a fine ole day for a swim and asked why didnt she quit being such an old scaredy-cat.
Oh, hell, how that had done it
. Nothing could get Cleo Brooksthinking of herself as another person back thenall steamed up like someone telling her that she was chicken. And so shed shrugged, and said she just hoped he didnt drown because she wasnt gonna take the time to save him.
I cleared out the snakes yesterday, the boy said, his mouth opening wide, showing teeth that now in memory seemed a great deal like old Ed Weatherfords, and maybe thats why the detective had some familiarity to her.
Shed eaten lunch with her parents after the service, and while theyd gone to nap in the front bedroom shed snuck out a back door and down a long dirt road for a mile or so, following a trail of barbed wire to where it had been cut to a path leading to a shaded forest filled with ancient oaks and hickory trees. The creek breaking into a sandy bend in a wide cut from her neighbors pasture.
The redheaded boy was there, still dressed in the mail-order suit, tie in his pocket and shoes knotted and hung on the root of a tree that grew straight out over the water. He played with a stick in the sand but smiled when he heard her swat away the limbs, leaves crunching underfoot.
There better not be no snakes.
I swear on it.
And you try any funny business, boy, and Ill scream my head off.
I swear.
She walked down a smooth path, the trees giving the whole bend a nice stretch of cover like the top of a green circus tent. And shed taken off her shoes and pulled her dress up to her knees, wading into the coolness of the creek that dipped over a rocky edge, flowing into a wide swimming hole that shed been coming to since she could recall. The coldness of the water choked her breath, as she found the other side and took a seat beside the boy on a fallen oak.
He offered her another cigarette. And they sat there and smoked until the cigarettes were done. He just stood and walked down to the creek edge and began to take off his suit, hanging it beside his shoes just as natural as if he was in his own bedroom.
She knew her face mustve turned red as she quickly turned away, eyeing his pale white hide from between her laced fingers, watching him toe at the water with his ole peter pointing up high and crooked as a wild divining rod searching for a well. He was skinny like a mongrel dogshe recalled thatand his ribs and stick-figure arms somewhat comical.
He immersed himself, spitting a fountain of water, and splashed and paddled around a bit, before calling her a scaredy ole chicken, and she told him to shut his damn mouth, with a sly little grin.
You turn around and close your eyes, she said. And count to ten. I see you peeking, and Im going to go straight home.
I swear on it.
I wish youd say something else. The more you say that, the less I believe you.
He paddled away and started to count to fifty. Dumb ole Cleo Brooks began to unbutton the front of her dress, getting down to her bloomers, and pretty soon those were heaped up on a hot rock, and she jumped on in the swimming hole, feeling that coolness around her, the relaxing sound of the creek bubbling over that sandy bend.
The boy paddled toward her.
She paddled away.
He got close, and she turned her naked butt to him.
She found herself in a little rocky elbow hidden under a jutting mossy boulder. The sunlight broke and scattered like ticker tape above her, and she reached up with her long, skinny arms to hold on to the rocks point, shaking her head and telling that boy he better find his own real estate, mister.
Scaredy-cat.
I aint scared of you.
How come youre shaking?
I aint shaking.
Scaredy-cat.
I aint scared.
He paddled to where he could stand and moved close, his long fingers reaching for her boobies like a fella trying to test the ripeness of fruit.
Hey, she said.
Thats okay, sugarpie.
That aint how you touch a woman.
You aint no woman, he said. Youre a girl. And my brother tole me that a girl gets real excited when you touch her parts.
Cut it out.
Hold on, sugarpie.
See how you like it, she said, laughing, and reached out and grabbed his pecker like she was trying for first prize in a tug-of-war, and the boys eyes got real big, and he toppled over into the water, and stupid old Cleo Brooks didnt run but had to be bold and not a scaredy-cat and found herself on top of the boulder without a stitch, sunning herself from where the light broke out and warmed the stone. She rested on her elbows and closed her eyes, and figured that boy would run off with his sore pecker in his hand, but instead when she blinked in the dimming sunthinking maybe a cloud had passedshe saw him standing over her, dripping and smiling, kneeling down and grabbing for her ankles.
Close your eyes, sugarpie.
I aint your sugarpie, she said, but let him lay flat on top of her and kiss her hard on the mouth, feeling for his crooked ole pecker and mumbling things hed probably learned in romance stories from his mamas ragged copies of
Cosmopolitan
. When he called her darling and my love, she snickered, and, boy, thats when he took the chance and stuck it on in, and said, If you dont breathe, you wont have a baby. Its true.