Authors: Ace Atkins
He figured it to be early afternoon when he about gave up.
But there was a figure in the distance. And he called to it.
The figure called back and waved his hat.
It was Tom Slick himself, covered in top-grade oil up to his knees and elbows, with that rascal grin on his lips.
Charlie, you look like shit warmed over
.
Well, hello, Tom. I sure am in a pickle.
A FEW HOURS FROM THE DROP AND KATHRYN DECIDED THE GANG should take in a movie. Not just any movie but
Gold Diggers of 1933
, with Joan Blondell, a picture that
Photoplay
and
Shadoplay
had called a hot-shit masterpiece. There was even a full-page advertisement in the
Kansas City Star
shed bought at the Tulsa station for a special showing at the Newman Theater that promised some cool, refrigerated air. She wasnt sure if she was more excited about seeing Blondells gowns or getting out of the damn heat. But after some nonsense from Popeye and Mickey MouseGeorge laughing so hard he snortedthe movie finally started up, and there she was with a big mug on either side of her, George dozing off not even five minutes after the lights dimmed, and Albert, whod kicked his two-tone lace-ups up on the empty seats in front of him, munching a bag of popcorn.
Kathryn couldnt contain it. She saw the whole dream of her life coming together as those chippies danced and twirled onscreen with big silver dollars on their hands and stuck between their legs over their snatches. Hands waving. Feet skipping. Twirling, dancing, and jumping.
Were in the money, the skies are sunny . . .
She wanted to jump up into the screen and join right in.
Here she was. Cleo Brooks. Born in Saltillo, Mississippi. Born on nothing. Born to nothing. Shed been stupid, getting knocked up at fifteen because some boy told her he just wanted to feel it for a second, and then getting involved with that moody bastard Charlie Thorne, who said hed die for herand didand then Little Steve Anderson, who damn near killed her. She remembered being black-and-blue, mouth cut and bloody, his slim, bony hands knocking the stuffing from her every night he got loaded on bathtub gin, and then nearly being sent to prison for pinching a bottle of perfume and a velvet beret. It was George who bailed her out of the can, him being nothing more than a childish scrawl on a cocktail napkin, and the one who told Andersonthat big-dick bootlegger in Fort Worththat if he so much as looked at her again, hed rip his goddamn head off and shit down his neck. But somehow every stepfrom Mississippi to Tulsa and to Fort Worthhad brought her here to Kansas City, where she was finally going to be the woman that shed imagined. All they needed was that fat Gladstone grip.
Were in the money, were in the money.
She wanted to dance on the seat but instead squeezed Albert Batess meaty arm. He ate some more popcorn and gave her a solid ole wink like only a good mug could handle.
George started to snore, fedora over his eyes, and Kathryn glanced behind her in the big space of the movie theater, finding that there were only six people at the matinee. She moved her shoulder, and his head lolled to the side, splurting awake, then finding her shoulder and snoring again.
Albert finished the popcorn and wadded up the bag.
He checked his watch.
It had been a long night, and during a sappy love scene she found herself in the bathroom and washed her face and hands, reapplied her makeup and ran a comb through her black hair and used some dark wine tint on her lips.
Shed been on a train and in a car so long that her ass hurt. And she hung back from the boys for a bit, leaning into the wall of the darkened theater. She pulled some loose hair from her face and tucked a knuckle under her chin. Shed always felt rich in a movie house. She liked the way this place had long red drapes sashed open, red lamps, glowing like a Chinamans tearoom, running down the aisles. Lots of brass railings and comfortable velvet seats. You could be anyone in a movie house and dream as big as you wanted without feeling like a sap. Shed worn her best gown and some comfortable T-strap slippers. Theyd go out tonight. They had to go out. She didnt care a bit about George wanting them to lay low. Whats the use of being rich if no one saw you flaunt it?
She checked her watch. This drop was as slow as Christmas.
Blondell was on the street now in a fine French number, scarf knitted gaily at her throat, watching some poor bastard stoop to his knees to pick up a discarded cigarette. She grabbed the mans shoulder as if in some ballet and lit her own fresh cigarette with his and gave the poor bastard the new one.
I dont know if he deserves a bit of sympathy, / Forget your sympathy.
Now, that was class. Thats the kind of rich gal that Kathryn Kelly would be. Shed never forget hard times.
Remember my forgotten man,
she sang.
You had him cultivate the land; / He walked behind a plow, / The sweat fell from his brow, / But look at him right now! . . .
Blondell caressed the lamppost, holding on like the earth was unstable, and moved through the whole moody dream, thinking about those forgotten men, bastards whod fought and bled in the war and now marched through soup kitchens and breadlines, as she let go of the post. She placed both hands on her left hip, that slight cock of the hip getting Kathryn thinking. She could do that, she could hold that power without the post.
And once, he used to love me, / I was happy then; / He used to take care of me, / Wont you bring him back again? / Cause ever since the world began, / A womans got to have a man; / Forgetting him, you see, / Means youre forgetting me . . .
Nuts to that.
She checked her watch.
It was time.
WHEN THE TELEPHONE RANG AT A QUARTER TILL SIX, GUS JONES picked up the receiver while Kirkpatrick paced the hotel room.
Whos talking? asked a man with a raspy voice.
Kincaid, Jones said.
This is Moore, the man said. You get my wire?
I did.
Well, the man said, pausing, are you ready to close the deal?
Should be, if I knew that I were dealin with the right parties.
You ought to know by now, the man said. Listen now and follow these instructions. Take a Yellow Cab, drive to the Hotel La Salle, get out, take the suitcase in your right hand, and start walking west.
I figured on taking the suitcase.
Who is this?
Ill be there at six-twenty, Jones said. I have a friend who came up here with meI figured on bringing him along.
Hell, no, the man said. We know all about your friend, we saw that fat old man on the train last night. You come alone and unarmed. You got me? We get wind otherwise and Urschels dead.
The phone rang off and the operator came on the line. Jones hung up.
What did they say? Kirkpatrick asked.
They spotted me on the train.
Hot coffee, Kirkpatrick said. I knew it. I just knew it.
Cool your britches, Jones said, reaching for his suit jacket and slipping into it. He placed some .45 bullets in his pants pocket and checked the load in the cylinder. Ill be right behind you. Grab the bag and take a Yellow Cab to the Hotel La Salle. Thats south from here. Once you get there, start walking west.
Which way is west?
Ask the doorman.
Kirkpatrick nodded and felt for the .38 hed tucked into his trousers. Jones looked at him and reached out for the gun with his right hand. Kirkpatrick took a breath and then passed it over.
Just walk, Jones said. And dont look back. Just keep walking till they make contact. Ill be behind you. Give em what they want. Dont negotiate and dont try to be a hero. Just hand over the money.
And then what?
We pray these moneygrubbing bastards are honest men.
YOU COULDNT MISS THE SON OF A BITCH. IT WAS THE SAME AS watching a drunk man trying to walk straight; they do everything cockamamy. And here was Mr. E. E. Kirkpatrick, executive of Tom Slick Enterprises, trying to act normal. He strolled along the boulevard on a hot Sunday evening with that goddamn beautiful Gladstone grip. Kathryn even loved the color, a light butternut brown. She thought she could even smell the leather from the open window in the big Cadillac, scrunched down in the backseat that would fit four fat men, the Thompson she hocked her life to buy clutched in her arms in case there was trouble. Across the street, in a stolen Chevrolet, Albert Bates had a rifle poked out a side window. And George was in an alley, waiting for Albert to bump the lights, and then hed move down Linwood Street, down that tony row of dress designers and shoe shops and hatmakers and a dozen places Kathryn wanted to visit, to make contact with the sucker.
She knew this would work out from the first time shed read the Urschels wedding announcement. They went to Saint Louis or somewhere for their honeymoon and they both shared some children and all that tra-la-la. But what she read was Come and get me. Kirkpatrick wasnt twenty paces from the hotel when he set down the suitcase and reached into his pocket for a cigarette. Head skyward and cigarette upturned, he struck a match and glanced around him, lighting it, inhaling and taking in the scene.
Kathryn took a breath, waiting for fat-faced detectives with bad shoes and G-men with bullhorns and billy clubs to come out from the sewers.
But nothing happened as she watched the big, broad back of George, in a two-tone summer shirt and tie, wearing two-tone shoes and a fashionable Panama tilted into his eyes, strolling along in the opposite direction, growing closer to Kirkpatrick, who was trying to remain cool and low-key. She could almost see the bastard shaking.
George passed by the Cadillac, and, with nothing to it, gave her a wink.
Five feet from Kirkpatrick, George R. Kelly said: Ill take that grip.
Goddamn, she loved him. She loved that smooth, honeyed way he gave directions.
Ill take that grip
. . . Shed remember that forever.
Kirkpatrick was frozen, staring at him. Kathryn leaned into the window and poked the barrel of the gun out of the car, finger on the trigger, teetering over the edge so that nobody could see it even if they were walking close.
Hurry up, her husband said.
How do I know youre the right party?
Hell, you know damn well I am.
Two hundred grand is a lot of money, Kirkpatrick said. She could tell his mouth was dry when his voice cracked a bit. We are carrying out our part of the agreement to the letter. What assurances have we that youll do what you promise?
Dont argue with me, George said, nodding to a row of cars across the street. The boys are waiting.
When can we expect Mr. Urschel home? he asked. Im going back to the hotel to telephone his wife. What shall I tell her?
You
shall
tell her that this is money well spent.
Kirkpatrick set the bag at Georges two-tone shoes.
George bent down and grabbed the handle, and as he reached for it Kathryn shuddered, tongue moving across her upper lip and tasting her sweat.
Wait, Kirkpatrick said.
Wait one moment
. You tell me definitely what I can say to Mrs. Urschel.
Hell be home within twelve hours, George said, the suitcase in his right hand. Now, you turn and walk back to the La Salle and dont look back. Whatever you do.
George remained on the sidewalk for a good ten paces and then turned back to the Cadillac, Kathryn crawling over the front seat into the drivers side and cranking the big sixteen cylinders, both of em watching Kirkpatrick till he disappeared from view. She pulled out onto Linwood and then down to Harrison Street and kept on going south till they found the highway, and she drove for a good six hours, white-knuckled and laughing, with a big, fat moona lucky moon, is what shed call itoverhead. They only stopped for gasoline and oil, and a couple of sandwiches and pickles wrapped in paper, ice-cold Coca-Colas in small green bottles.
She never left the money. She kept it on her lap after she and George traded places with the driving. Georges Panama slipped back far on his head, big, hairy arm hanging out the window. The brand-new radio picking up some signals and then going out, hearing some news about that one-eyed flier Wiley Post making it around the globe but nothing at all about Charles Urschel. There was no music in this dusty, godforsaken land, only preachers and blithering morons talking about the Bible and healing and the road to happiness.