I Know This Much Is True (15 page)

“Who knows what might have happened today,” Ma says, “if Jesus hadn’t been there to protect us from that crazy man?” She sighs, stepping back to admire the new painting. I look, too. Jesus looks back, his arms extended toward us. When I move my head back and forth, his flaming heart blinks on and off.

“Someday,” Ma says, “I’m going to have Father LaFlamme come over and bless this painting. Bless our whole family. Our entire house.”

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That night at supper, Ray catches Thomas chewing on his sleeve.

“Okay! That’s it!” he says.

Ray stands up and draws his belt from his pants. Loops it. Snaps it against the table. I think about those rats at the show, running through the dark basement, tripping the traps.
Snap!
Ray’s belt goes.

Snap!

“Come on, now, Ray,” Ma says.

He jabs his finger at her. “
You
can just keep out of it, Suzie Q!”

he says. “If you didn’t namby-pamby him all the time, he wouldn’t be like this!” He throws the belt down. Goes down to the cellar.

Comes back upstairs with a roll of tape. “Am-scray!” he says, turning to me.

Out in the backyard, I can hear Thomas crying and choking and trying to breathe the way that dog tried to breathe when Mr.

Grymkowski was pulling his collar. “I’m sorry, Ray!” Thomas keeps moaning. “Don’t tape my hands up, please! I’m sorry! I forgot! I’m sorry.”

Mosquitoes are out. Two bats crisscross the streetlight. An airplane’s red lights blink on and off in the sky.

In
The Wizard of Oz,
the Wicked Witch melts and the spell is broken and those flying monkeys turn nice. They weren’t even monkeys; they were men.

Our real father could be anyone.

The Rifleman.

Or that nice bus driver who finds candy in our ears.

Or even this pilot up in the sky. I run around and around and around the backyard, waving and flapping my arms so he can find us—Thomas and Ma and me.

Our real father could be anyone in the whole wide world.

Anyone but Ray.

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Hi Dominick,

Thad & I are off to mixology class, we’re learning cream drinks
tonite! Guess who called? CONNIE CHUNG!!

She wants to interview your brother. (Details later!)
If you have one of my Lean Cuisines for supper, could you not eat
the vegetable lasagna. Thanks!

Love, Joy

P.S. Call Henry Rood!!! (That guy’s a pain!)
I read the note without really reading it. My brain wouldn’t stop flashing sights and sounds from Hatch: Thomas’s leg chains, his shabby Bible going through that X-ray machine. I walked around the condo, yanking down blinds, putting on lights. Passing the TV, I turned it on for the relief of the squawking.

In the bedroom, I eased myself out of my jeans and into a pair of sweats. If I felt sore now, I was probably going to feel a hell of a lot worse tomorrow. The first thing I was going to do was get my
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brother out of that snake pit. Then I was going to get a lawyer and sue their asses off: the state of Connecticut, the hospital, that fucking guard who’d kneed me. I’d have that son of a bitch hanging by
his
balls before I was through. So what if I’d gotten a little out of control? So fucking what?

I went back in the kitchen for a beer. Did we still have those Tylenol with codeine left over from her root canal? Where had I seen those things? Not in the medicine cabinet, of course. Not with Joy’s “system.” Keeps aspirin in the phone book drawer, peanut butter in the fridge. “Where’s the vacuum cleaner bags?” I asked her the other day when I was cleaning out her car for her.

“Under the couch,” she says, like that was the most logical place in the world.

The answering machine had . . . six, seven, eight blinks. Fuck. I hit the button.

Beep
. “This is Henry Rood, 67 Gillette Street, and this is my
fourth
call in three days.” I clamped my eyes shut and saw that peeling three-story Victorian headache of his. Saw Rood and his wife with their little his-and-hers potbellies, their rosy alcoholic faces.

“I’d like to know when
in hell
you’re going to get back to work over here, if that’s not too much to ask. If at all possible, I would like to be able to look out my office window by the time the snow flies and
not
see your scaffolding!”

Before the snow flies: that was cute. Well, not tomorrow, Henry.

There was no way in hell I was going to be climbing up and down ladders for the next twenty-four to forty-eight hours. I was going to be down at Hatch, figuring out how to spring my brother. Shit, I’d hire a fucking helicopter if I had to. Get him out of there like they did in that Charles Bronson movie the other night on HBO. . . .

Beep.
A hang-up. A freebie.

Beep.
Somebody at the something-something
Examiner
wanting to interview Thomas. When hell freezes over, pal. Order yourself a cream drink. Get in line behind Connie Chung.

Beep.
Did I have
this
one right? Some guy from New York wanted to be my brother’s
booking agent
? I closed my eyes, leaned I Know[001-115] 7/24/02 12:21 PM Page 96

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my forehead against the kitchen cabinet. Reached out and hit the stop button without looking. Shit, man, when was this whole thing going to end?

There were four cans of Lite in the refrigerator. Sixteen-ouncers.

After I’d specifically told her
not
to get Lite beer. She was going to make a great bartender, the way she listened. I grabbed the beers by the plastic ring anyway. Yanked one, popped the top, chugged a third of the can nonstop.

I looked through the cupboard, the freezer. Fished through Joy’s Lean Cuisines. Considered the turkey tetrazzini. With the portions they gave you, eating those things was like foreplay. Plus you had to wait around for twenty minutes. There were a couple of hot dogs in there—left over from the Ice Age from the looks of them. A can of Chunky clam chowder in the cabinet—New England chowder, naturally, because I’d told her I liked Manhattan.

I hit the message button again.
Beep.
“Ray Birdsey. 3:30 P.M.

867-0359.”

Real considerate, Ray. You never can tell when I’m going to go prematurely senile and forget the family phone number. I told myself I
should
call him back. Let him know about the mix-up—about having to leave Thomas at Hatch. He was his stepfather, wasn’t he?

Beep
. “This call is for Joy? From Jackie at A New You?” I picked up my beer again and drank. “Just wanted to let you know that the cocktail dress you were interested in is here now. We’re open every day till five-thirty. Thanks!”

If she was running up her charges again, she could forget about me bailing her out. What had we been invited to that she needed a new cocktail dress, anyway? I stopped the tape, took another swig.

I closed my eyes and saw Robocop again: ice-blue eyes, acne scars. What had he said? “This one’s crazier than the brother.” I opened up the soup and poured it into a pan. Threw in the dogs.

Canned soup and hot dogs for supper. And where’s the woman of the house? Over at the community college learning how to mix cream drinks. Poor Ma was probably rolling over in her grave.

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God, my testicles were killing me. Where
were
those codeine pills, anyway? I’d seen them someplace. . . . Okay, I admitted it: I’d acted like a jerk down there. Saw now that I should have played it calm and cool. Story of my life: acting like a hothead,
especially
when it came to Thomas. But did that give the bastard the right to knee me in the nuts? What I should probably do was get back in the truck and drive over to the emergency room at Shanley. Have them examine me. Get it documented in case I decided to sue. I
should
sue, too—go after that guy personally with some shark of a lawyer.

Knee him back, in the bank account. I had witnesses, up to and including that social worker who’d poked her head out the door.

Only there was no way in hell I was going back to any hospital tonight. I popped another beer. Went looking for those pills of Joy’s.

They were in the medicine cabinet after all, behind her Oil of Olay. She gets logical every once in a while. Has a temporary bout of organization. I washed down a couple of pills with the beer.

“Caution: may cause drowsiness.” Shit, man, let it happen. Let
this
day end. . . . Ever since Thomas cut off his hand, I hadn’t slept for shit. Had woken up like clockwork every night at two-thirty. Gotten out of bed and sat there on the couch in my skivvies, channel-flipping past Sy Sperling and
Hawaii Five-O
and that muscle guy who claims a flat stomach’s the way to happily-ever-after. . . . When I closed the medicine cabinet, I saw Thomas’s face in the mirror.

Had they at least given him something to zonk him out down there? Was he at least sleeping through this nightmare? If anyone hurt him, they were going to have to answer to me. They were going to have to
cry
for mercy.

Back in the kitchen, I reread Joy’s note: cream drinks, Connie Chung. Good God. I balled up the note, shot it toward the garbage.

Bricked it.

It figured, didn’t it? The one night I could have really used a little moral support and she’s out at bartender school with her little gay boyfriend. Thad the massage therapist. The Duchess. I’d started calling him that when we went over to him and his boyfriend’s I Know[001-115] 7/24/02 12:21 PM Page 98

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house for dinner and he made those duchess potato things. Joy hates it when I call him that: the Duchess. “You’re homophobic,” she said the other night. Which I don’t really consider myself. My opinion is, they can do anything they want with each other as long as they don’t invite
me
to the party. . . . Homophobic. Where’d she get
her
psychology degree from? Geraldo Rivera Community College?

This was Joy’s big plan: she was going to learn bartending and then moonlight until she paid off the rest of her MasterCard. Back in ’87, after her second marriage busted up, she’d gone on a nine-month charging spree. Shopped till she dropped. She still owed $8,000, down from $12,500 since I loaned her a thousand and the collection agency started attaching her pay down at the health club.

That’s where I met Joy—down at Hardbodies. It was after Ma died. After Nedra Frank hijacked my grandfather’s life story and disappeared. Dessa and I had been history for about a year and a half by then, and it
still
hurt like hell. Leo was the one who kept bugging me to join up at Hardbodies with him; they were running one of those two-for-one “buddy membership” specials. I kept telling him I didn’t have the time or the interest to join a gym, but he wore me down. Talked me into it. Fucking Leo, man: Mr. Car Salesman. Mr. Bullshitter. He could talk a Tahitian into buying snow tires.

We go way back, Leo and me—all the way back to 1966: summer school remedial algebra. He’s my ex-brother-in-law, too—mar-ried to Dessa’s sister, Angie. I was best man at Leo and Angie’s wedding, and he was best man at Dessa’s and mine. They got married three months after we did. It was your basic shotgun situation: Angie was three months pregnant. She lost it, though. Miscarried while they were on their honeymoon in Aruba. God, if that kid had lived, it’d be what? Seventeen by now? Eighteen? Everyone thought it was an accident—Angie’s pregnancy—but come to find out, she did it on purpose. Leo told me a while back, after they ended up in marriage counseling. She just came out with it one session: that she’d wanted to get married because her big sister was getting married. When she dropped that little bombshell, Leo was
pissed
!

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She’s good people, Angie, but she’s always been jealous of Dessa.

Always looking over her shoulder to see what Dessa has, who loves Dessa better than they love her. When the four of us were newlyweds—Leo and Angie, Dessa and me—we used to hang out together all the time. Go to the beach together, go to each other’s apartments and play cards. It got a little intense, though. All that unspoken competition. If Dessa hung baskets on our kitchen wall, Angie had to go home and hang some on hers. If we got a sleep-sofa, Angie and Leo would suddenly need a sleep-sofa. Angie finally got the upper hand when she had Shannon. Dessa and I had been trying for years to have a kid. Had been to two fertility specialists—put up with one humiliation after another. It’s funny, when you think about it, though: of the two couples, Dessa and I were the ones everyone predicted would last. Us included. “They’re never going to make it,” we used to say about Leo and Angie. They’d fight all the time, right in front of you. In front of Dessa and Angie’s
parents,
even. One time, we were all over there for dinner and Angie started chucking dinner rolls across the table at Leo. He’d said she was fat or something, I can’t remember. Easter, it was. Greek Easter.

The reason Leo wanted me to join the health club with him was because he’d auditioned for this new sports drink commercial down in New York, made the first cut, and then gotten stiffed. (Twenty years out of acting school, nine years selling cars, and he’s
still
waiting for his big break in show biz. You want to say to him, “Wake up, Leo! It didn’t happen!”) When he pressed the casting director about why he didn’t get the part, she told him that he was the right age—they were targeting baby boomers—but that they were looking for somebody with a “better bod.” Leo
had
begun to put on a few pounds around the middle; even I’d noticed it, and I don’t usually notice shit like that. It practically killed him when he heard that, though. She might as well have stuck a dagger in his heart. “Look at this, Birdseed,” he’d say, pinching a little of his spare tire. “A knit shirt, man. That’s the acid test.” He wouldn’t drop it. It was like he was facing his immortality or something. Leo’s more vain about his appearance than any woman I know. Always has been. Which is I Know[001-115] 7/24/02 12:21 PM Page 100