Read How to Dazzle a Duke Online
Authors: Claudia Dain
Tags: #Fiction, #Romance, #Historical, #General
Dalby, she knew what she wanted, and what she wanted was
Edenham.
He was nearly fatally handsome.
If she were going to marry a duke, why not marry the
most handsome one available to her? And he was available.
He had had his three wives and he had his two heirs, but could
not a duke in the prime of life do with another fetching wife?
And she was fetching; she knew she was. She had a mirror,
didn’t she?
She was a fine-looking woman and she had a fine, fat settle
ment upon her, her father being no dullard and understanding
very well that a rich purse was a nearly irresistible inducement
to marry, even for a duke with a fat purse of his own. Was not
having more wealth to be preferred in every circumstance?
Of course it was. Surely a duke knew that better than anyone.
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Penelope gripped her shawl firmly and waved crisply at
George, who was loitering across Park Lane, ambling with
evident cheer along the northernmost rim of Hyde Park. George
was often wasting time in Hyde Park; he did love a good
stretch of the leg, as he put it, and walked when any other
man would have ridden. Any other man who was deeply and
fully accustomed to being in the upper branches of the ton, that
is. She was quite certain that the Duke of Edenham or even the
rather odd Duke of Calbourne did not waste time walking to no
purpose.
She did want Edenham.
She did not want Calbourne at all. He was rather too tall,
a point which Lady Amelia had made all too publicly very
recently. Calbourne had not taken Amelia’s point very well at
all, which was a puzzle. Didn’t he
know
he was too tall to be
considered elegantly proportioned? Not only was he taller than
was entirely appropriate, he had the most peculiar sense of
humor. And, truth be told, she had not made the most stellar
impression upon him at her ball, a point she was still somewhat
befuddled over. Calbourne was of that particular type who did
not appreciate a logical, well-informed, reasonable woman.
There were, sad to say, quite a few men of similar disposition in
the ton, which did make it terribly inconvenient for a woman of
her particular traits, being well-informed first and foremost
among them.
What opinion the Marquis of Iveston had about women she
had no idea, nor little interest. Lord Iveston was, in a word,
peculiar
. Or that was the rumor of him, and she paid particular
attention to every rumor regarding every member of the ton. She
had to. How else to know how to negotiate the twists and turns of
Society? It was because of her bold observation of who was who
and who did what that she had known to seek out Sophia Dalby
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for aid. While she was a bit uncertain what it was Sophia actually
did
, she was not at all uncertain that Sophia was very good at
doing it.
Why Iveston should have been the man Sophia preferred for
her was a puzzle, but she thought it might be because Sophia
Dalby was on very close terms with the Hydes and thought rather
more highly of the Hydes than was entirely deserved. She had,
after all, seen two of their sons married in less than a week. That
was not information which could be ignored.
But just because Sophia Dalby had some notion that it might
be entertaining to see all of Hyde’s sons married in the same
Season, there were five marriageable sons as of last month and
two had already been whisked off the marriage mart by Sophia’s
sure hand and ruthless gaze, Penelope felt no obligation at all to
be the fodder for marriage number three.
Iveston was handsome, to be sure, but all the Hydes were
handsome in their tall, blond way. It was only that Iveston,
while only being an heir apparent and not an actual duke in the
full force of his title, which was the point, after all, was so remark
ably odd.
It was a well-known fact that he was very nearly incapable of
speech, which might not be a bad trait to have in a husband, but
it did put him out for ridicule and she had no desire to spend her
life with a ridiculous husband. Not if she could avoid it. Because
of Edenham and his wifeless state, she thought she should be able
to avoid it.
At least Edenham could talk, and was quite charming about
it, too.
“What are you looking so flushed about?” George said by way
of greeting. “Did Lady Dalby fluster you with her bold ways?”
“Hardly,” she huffed, reaching out to straighten his collar. He
looked pleasantly rumpled, which was perfectly fi ne if one were
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in the country but not at all the thing when one was in Town.
“We have made plans, she and I, and I am about putting them
into play.”
“Plans? What plans?” George said, reaching out to knock her
bonnet askew in response to her very practical and necessary
straightening of his collar.
“Plans to get my duke, George, which would go far better
with a properly arranged bonnet!” she said primly. Trust George
to get playful at the most important moment of her life, the
moment when she began her assault on some duke or other,
preferably Edenham. Iveston in a pinch. Calbourne as a last
gasp necessity. They were so nicely and neatly arranged in her
thoughts; one did hope that they would line up in an equally
orderly fashion when she got round to them in person.
“Which one, Pen?” George asked pleasantly. “You’ve just
missed Edenham it seems.”
Penelope turned and there, of course, went Edenham in all
his gorgeous splendor right up to Dalby House where he was
admitted without pause. He didn’t cast so much as a glance in
her direction. Her timing had been
that
far off with him in this
instance. She resolved to do better next time.
“We’re off to Hyde House, George, where I will present Ame
lia with the famous tattered shawl, thereby proving myself to be
a most stellar friend to her reputation,” Penelope said, marching
off down Upper Brook Street to their house at the end opposite
Dalby House. “If we time this well, I might be introduced to Lord
Iveston.”
“You fancy Lord Iveston, Pen?” George asked.
“Not particularly,” Penelope said, “but I shall make do with
him, if I must.”
George grinned and gripped his jacket lapels with both hands,
ambling alongside her to their house. He looked near to whistling,
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silly old fool. “I’m relieved to hear it. I had not liked to think I’d
misread you as badly as all that. It’s Edenham you fancy. Am
I right?”
“He’s a duke, George. Of course I fancy him. Don’t think
yourself as wise as all that.”
“Oh, not as all that,” George said with a grin. “But wise
enough, surely.”
And then he did begin to whistle.
6
THE Marquis of Iveston walked into the music room of Hyde
House whistling. Everything was just as it should be. Blakes was
married to Louisa, the woman he’d trotted after throughout the
salons of London for two years, and Cranleigh was married to
Amelia, the woman he’d either kissed or avoided for the past two
years, depending on his mood of the day. All good and well,
things settled as they ought to have been two years ago when his
brothers had first set eyes on the women of their hearts, but which
hadn’t been settled easily at all, and certainly not quickly, which
had made a bloody mess of everything.
Still, spilt milk and all that. Things were as they were and
were well settled now. That was all that mattered, all that should
matter. Indeed, just because he had spent the past two years very
nearly hiding in his house, trying to avoid Amelia, who he was
quite certain had expected to marry
him
, well, why shouldn’t
he whistle? He was free now to go about Town as much as he
liked.
He didn’t like to all that much, truth be told, but he liked it
more than he had let on. He’d had to protect Cranleigh, hadn’t
he? Of course he had. It wouldn’t have done at all for him to have
somehow wound up being leg-shackled to Amelia. And he could
have done. Men found themselves married at alarming rates,
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truly alarming. A man had to be quite on his best game to avoid
the net.
Iveston, with quite justified pride, was always on his best
game.
Two brothers married within the month and he still free. It
was a good day, quite worthy of a hearty whistle. His mother
must be satisfied now; two sons married to very respectable
women. She could and should nearly forget that her eldest and
Hyde’s heir was still running free upon the earth.
Yes, that is how he thought of himself, first and always, as
Hyde’s heir. What else? It was his duty, his birthright, his place
in the scheme of the things. He didn’t quite know if he liked his
place or not. Hadn’t given it any thought, actually, as there was
nothing to be done about it.
There were worse things, certainly.
He could be married, for one.
Iveston chuckled under his breath and whistled a tune he’d
heard just that morning from a street vendor on Piccadilly, just
beyond his window glass. Jaunty little tune. He quite liked it.
Suited his mood to perfection.
“What are you so cheerful about?” Cranleigh said, coming
upon him, some parcel shoved under his arm.
“I’m cheerful for the same reason you’re not. I’m not mar
ried. You are,” Iveston said, and then he laughed, quite fully in
his younger brother’s face. Cranleigh, not the most cordial of
men, did not laugh with him. Well, Iveston hadn’t truly expected
him to.
Cranleigh, as second born of Hyde’s fi ve living sons, was not
often of a cheerful bent. Probably a direct result of being second
born and, thereby, feeling some ill-placed notion that he had to
protect and support Iveston in every blessed thing. It was quite
nice of him, naturally, but entirely unnecessary. Iveston required
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no support and no protection, though Cranleigh, a bit of a dockside dog, would hardly have agreed, not that Iveston was at all
inclined to put it up for a vote.
“Ridiculous,” Cranleigh snarled under his breath, a smile half
tugging at his mouth. “You’ve got it entirely wrong, Iveston. I am
merely out of sorts because I am on my way to Dalby House.
Delivering a gift of sorts to Lady Dalby. Which would put anyone
of any sense into an ill temper.”
“A gift?” Iveston said, sitting himself in front of the pianoforte
and beginning to play. “How very unlike you. Whatever for?”
Cranleigh grimaced fractionally and sat down on a small
chair opposite the pianoforte, the parcel balanced on his right
knee. “It seems I must, Iveston. Blakes gave her something, some
bit of expensive frippery in thanks for getting hold of Louisa.
What can I do but the same? It’s perfectly obvious that Sophia
had a hand in managing to direct Amelia in my direction, which
is what Amelia states emphatically even when I expressly forbid
her from talking about Sophia.”
“She doesn’t sound obedient or compliant in the least, Cran
leigh,” Iveston interrupted. “I do begin to wonder what you see
in your lovely wife.”
Cranleigh’s ice blue eyes shone in the pale light of the music
room. “Let’s keep it a mystery, shall we? Lock your eyes upon
your own wife, Iveston.”
“Haven’t got one,” Iveston said with a flourish of the keys, the
light notes rising to the impressive height of the room. “Hence,
my innate good cheer, rising up to enchant all near me.”
“Oh, yes, I’m enchanted,” Cranleigh said sarcastically, mov
ing the bundle to his left knee. “But, as I was saying, as Blakes
has set the precedent, I feel I must match him, and so it’s to Dalby
House, gift in hand. She’ll likely grab it out of my hands before
I can explain myself,” he grumbled.
“Hardly likely as I’m perfectly certain that Sophia Dalby has
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been the recipient of many gifts and is therefore quite adept at
the protocol in receiving them. You shall be unscathed, Cran
leigh, have no fear. But what did you get her?”
“Something I picked up whilst in China.”
“Didn’t Blakes give her some porcelain from China?”
“He might have done,” Cranleigh said casually, tapping the
parcel.
“And you are giving her . . . something infi nitely fi ner?”
Iveston guessed, his fingers moving over the keys effortlessly. He
liked to play the pianoforte; music had entertained him during
his long hours hiding in the house.
“Perhaps not infinitely,” Cranleigh said with a smirk, “but it
is a fine piece. I shan’t be outdone by Blakes. His marrying Lou
isa was no better an acquisition than my marrying Amy.”
“And the porcelains will prove that,” Iveston said with a smile.
“Does Amelia know?”
“Know? She helped me choose the item.”