Geek Love (24 page)

That stopped me. I leaned to look at the crammed jar.

Arty tapped at the lid with his fin. “That network reporter who was here after the first Now story told me about it. Sanderson lost his balls to a landmine in North Africa years ago. Fifteen years ago, maybe.”

“Why didn't you call him on it?” My head was frozen.

“He figures I don't know anything. Probably put iodine or something on old scars to make them look fresh. It's kind of cute. Let's give him some rope and see what he's up to. And you keep your trap shut about it.”

“You like him.”

“He's entertaining.”

Passing himself off as a convert didn't seem to require that Norval develop anything you could rightly call reverence. He still sneered and took notes and interrogated anything with vocal cords. But he also came up with the idea for the Transcendental Maggot booth. Arty laughed and let him do it. The project earned Sanderson a modest income and kept him close to Arty. The booth was small but it had the place of pride at the pivot point between Arty's tent and the Fly Roper. The notion was simple and surprisingly popular. Sanderson collected amputated parts from Dr. Phyllis and cut them into small chunks, one chunk in each half-pint jar. His maggot farm was reliable and easy. He'd hang fingerless or toeless hands or feet up on hooks behind his trailer for a few days and pick out the worms as they hatched. He sold a lone maggot with its own lifetime supply of guaranteed sanctified feed for five dollars. The ones that graduated to flyhood before he could sell them went to the Fly Roper's wire cage on a dollar-a-dozen basis.

Whatever his intentions, Sanderson was with us to stay. He switched from tweed to twill. He talked casual business, regularly, with C. B. Ford. It took him two years just to shed four toes -- two on each foot -- but he conscientiously deposited each toe, as he dropped it, in its own jar with its own worm and sold it for the usual price.

Popcorn Pimp

The twins were counting the miniature tomatoes in each other's salads at dinner one night when Papa announced that they were getting their own van, “like Arty's.” Lily was horrified. They were too young at eighteen to live alone, she protested, even in a T-shape set-up with the family van and Arty's. The swallowers would sneak in and rape them and whatnot. The sword swallowers and the fire eaters were Lil's bogeymen at the time. She got hot thinking of the twins at the mercy of the swallowers.

“When they were tiny morsels, still trying to crawl away from each other and getting tangled up, I said, 'Blast the heart that takes them from me!'”

Iphy looked scared but Elly, cool and slow, said, “We'll take it. I know this is Arty's idea. He's got something in mind. But we'll take it anyway.”

The twins ordered carpets and walls of sea green, and sky-blue drapes and furniture, and a scintillating emerald bathroom. Their bedroom and its huge bed were dusty rose.

In honor of my fifteenth birthday, Mama moved my clothes and treasures into the twins' old compartment in the family van. I sat there sometimes, but I went on sleeping beneath the kitchen sink because the open expanse of unsheltered bed seemed as wide and flat as Kansas.

The twins showed up in the family van for every meal. “See, Lily,” Papa said one night as the twins sat on the floor winding Mama's embroidery thread onto cards, “you'd hardly know they moved.”

“Who moved?” asked Mama.

Elly had hold of my sleeve and was giving me her “or else” look.

“O.K., Oly, I want you to do me a favor.”

Iphy's gentle hand lay on my other sleeve and her voice was desperate, “I don't want you to do it, Oly! Please!”

“What?” I was flustered. Elly held out a white envelope.

“Take this over to the judges' stand at the other end of the park.”

Iphy tried to reach the envelope but it was in Elly's far hand, out of Iphy's reach. “I won't like you, Elly! I won't speak to you!”

“This is for one of the judges. A man named Deemer,” Elly continued, calmly fending Iphy off while tucking the envelope into my hand and folding my fingers over it. “He's very tall and he's bald except for a brown rim around the back. He's wearing a suit and a name tag. Give him this and then run. Don't say anything to him. Don't wait for an answer.”

Iphy flattened her hands over her face. Her fingernails were nearly white. She wasn't crying. She was hiding. I stood clutching the envelope and staring at Iphy s long, thin fingers covering her whole face and tangling with her dark hair.

I took Elly's envelope on the long walk down the screaming midway and through the barbecue smoke of the picnic grounds beyond, to where rows of folding chairs creaked in the grass under the fat behinds watching the crowning of Miss Dalrymple Dairy or the Catfish Queen or whatever it was.

I saw the guy on the judges' stand next to the stage. He was young to be so bald. He had the quiet look of a storybook schoolteacher. He stood behind three fat ladies and a short man with a big belly who was blatting into a microphone hooked to a pathetic sound system. I circled behind and scraped my arm climbing up through the warped plywood at the back of the stand. The speaker's podium and the wide folks were in front of me, I don't think the crowd could see me. I just touched his damp, pale hand, saw the long face turn down toward me and the eyes widening. Then I jammed the envelope into his hand and scuttled back down to the ground and away as fast as I could.

I saw that thin man once more, for a single minute in the moonlight in the twins' doorway at three the next morning. I was spying on Arty's door when the crack of light appeared from the entry to the twins' van five feet away. I slipped out onto the platform and saw him almost clearly as he stepped out. He was wearing the same suit. He looked tired. The door closed behind him.

I stared without moving, thinking to myself that the envelope had been an invitation and that, wow, when I got my own van there would be norm guys coming to visit me.

I've sometimes wondered if the Binewski view of the world stunted my sympathy muscles. We were a close family. Our contact with norms outside the show was in dashes and flashes -- overheard phrases, unconnected to lives. Outsiders weren't very real to me. When I spoke to them it was always with a show motive, like a seal trainer using varying tones to coax or command. I never thought of carrying on a conversation with one of the brutes. Looking back I think the thin man was upset and confused. At the time I wondered if Elly had got her way but had been murdered as a result.

He lowered his head to walk away and saw me. “You brought the note.” He said it flatly, his voice light and even but unfocused as though he'd just waked up. “That was strange.” He jerked his head back at the closed door leading to the twins. “I don't think I was right. I think I did something ... wrong. One of them didn't want it. She cried and scratched at me. The other one ... did.” He shook his head slowly, jabbed his hands into his suit-coat pockets, and lurched down the steps and away, leaving me with the sounds of his shoes fading in the gravel.

I figured he'd killed the twins but my previous experience in nabbing assassins to protect Arty made me cautious. I went looking for the corpse before I gave the alarm. The door was unlocked.

I could hear the shower water rushing but I thought he might have slit their throats in there so I leaned on the bathroom door and hollered their names. The water turned off and the door popped open. Elly was wrapping a towel around her hair as she snapped, “What do you want?” Iphy was red-eyed, toweling their crotch.

“That guy just left, I thought ... ”

Iphy lifted her eyes to me like the ghost of a murdered child. “She just sold our cherry!” she cried. “And I was saving mine!”

“Aah, crap!” growled Elly. I trailed them into the pink bedroom and climbed up on the bed to look at the red streak on the dusty rose sheets while they were rifling a closet for their robe.

“Anyway!” Elly piped between the hanging clothes. “You keep your toad yap shut about it, Oly!”

“I will! Jeez!”

“And Squeak-brain here is going to button up, too. Right?”

“Elly, stop. Oly can know.”

“You didn't have to tell her.”

They were digging in their own sparsely furnished refrigerator with me peeping around the door before they got squared away about my not being able to tell because Elly would put red-hot needles in my eyes if I did and Iphy couldn't stop her, and Iphy couldn't tell because she was just as guilty as Elly. Their soft, bitter bickering was almost soothing if you didn't listen to the words. They came-up with a jug of pink lemonade and grabbed three paper cups and we all went in and sat on the sea-green carpet in the living area.

“So, was it fun?” I asked. “Or did it hurt?”

“Sure,” shrugged Elly. “Awful,” winced Iphy. “I thought there'd be more blood.”

“I thought he'd stay for a while afterward. You scared him off with your blubbering.”

“You don't sound as if it was really fun.”

“The redheads say it gets better.”

“Do you think he enjoyed it? Wouldn't it be awful if he didn't? Maybe that's why he ran off so soon. It'd be terrible if he gave us all that money and didn't like it.”

“Money?” This last was me. Somehow it hadn't sunk in when Iphy said Elly had “sold” their cherry.

“Sure, money.” Elly reached under the sofa and pulled out that same envelope I'd delivered to the judges' stand. He'd come up to talk to them after their show the day before. He'd asked if he could visit them, said he'd drop by after he finished judging the beauty contest. “Is he a schoolteacher?”

“We don't know what he does. He was polite. Kind of gentle. I thought he'd be good to start with. He didn't seem rich so I just said fifty dollars in the note and that he should come after closing.”

“I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. It's just that I was saving mine and he was so heavy on me and it hurt.”

“Iphy, listen. He wouldn't have hugged us anyway. They are never going to want to hug us or cuddle up afterward. They are always going to get right out of bed and zip up still wet and go away.”

Iphy looked down at their knees, her slender hand folding a hunk of the bathrobe nervously in a movement so much like Mama's that I stared.

Elly peeped seriously into the envelope. “Maybe I was dumb about this. A virginity like ours could be worth a lot. Maybe we should have taken bids. Kind of an auction. Maybe we could still do that. We'll get better. We can send out flyers. Put it up in lights, 'The Exquisite Convenience of Two Women with One Cunt!'”

“Arty will be mad. Arty will just die.” Iphy pleated at the robe. I saw how pretty she was and I hated her.

“He won't care,” I tossed out. “He does it himself.”

“Arty?!!?” Their twin voices blended in a harmony of shock.

“For money?”

“Well,” now I was confused, off balance. “I don't think he makes them pay, but ... I'm not sure. Does he, maybe, pay them?”

“Who?”

“All the girls who come to his door at night in shiny clothes.”

Iphy's face stiffened. Elly hooted, laughing. “Norm girls?” Iphy's lips didn't move over the words.

“Yeah. All sorts.”

“Arty, the preacher!” Elly looked up at the ceiling as she giggled. I decided she wasn't a bad sort. But I knew about the pain in Iphy's gut and was glad and ashamed of being glad. If I couldn't have him, she wouldn't either. That was enough to go on. At least I could work for him and be close to him. Elly wouldn't let Iphy do that. I decided I really liked Elly. Her chin dropped down so she could look at me. “Do Mama and Papa know?”

“Don't be silly.”

“How long have you known?”

“Months.”

Elly grinned at me. Iphy's face suddenly relaxed into mild questioning. “Elly, we're never going to do it with anybody old or fat, are we? Let's not.”

Sometimes just looking at Al and Crystal Lil I wanted to bash their heads with a tire iron. Not to kill them, just to wake them up. Papa strutted and Mama doddered and neither of them had a glimmer of what seemed to me the real world. I suppose I wanted them to save me from my own hurts and from the moldering arsenic ache of jealousy. I wanted back into the child mind where Mama and Papa lived, the old fantasy where they could keep me safe even from my own nastiness.

Sometimes when Mama put her arm around me and kissed my smooth skull and called me her dear dove, I almost puked. If I had ever been a dear dove it was in some dream. I still wonder what she would have done if I had been able to tell her. Maybe she could have helped. Maybe she could have saved us.

I didn't understand what Elly was up to with her whoring but I was glad because it made Iphy dirty. I didn't know what Arty was building with his religious trappings but I was happy that he had lots of work for me to do.

Arty in his tank flashing wildly from glass wall to glass wall with the lights flaming on his gleaming body, light exploding out of the rushing froth of bubbles he beat into being until his whole tank roared with fire-then, suddenly, Arty motionless, floating four feet off the bottom, caught in the soft gold light. Arty talking to the people through the microphones set against the glass. Talking until the people talked back, talking until they cried for him, talking until they called out his name, talking until they roared, stamping in the bleachers.

Arty in his golf cart, waving a flipper at the crowd on the other side of the chain-link fence. Arty working in his van, receiving guests while I hid quietly in the stuffy security room behind one-way glass with a goofy little gun in my hand just in case. Arty surrounded by books, tapping notes with one educated flipper on a humming keyboard. Arty reading, muttering into his phone transmitter, Arty reading all the way from Mesa, Arizona, to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, without looking up, without noticing that the guy driving his rig was battling a stripped gear box the last few hundred miles because the brakes were gone.

Arty in his shower after the show, grey with the drain of whatever was eating him. Arty lying back against the wall of the shower as I scrubbed him with a brush, his eyes closed, his face smooth and dissatisfied.

Iphy decided that if I delivered the messages to their prospects I'd eventually tell Arty everything. The twins got their own phone hookup. They also recruited their piano teacher, Jonathan Tomaini, who protested that he was a musician! An artist! Not a pimp! He announced solemnly that he would inform Al immediately.

And, surprisingly, it was Iphy who sweetly, soothingly explained that if he ever did such a thing they would be forced to scream rape and point all four of their delicately accusing index fingers at him as the culprit. He quieted immediately and Elly gave him her line. He lay back on the blue sofa in obvious defeat and took in every word.

“You know what the norms really want to ask?” said Elly. "What they want to know, all of them, but never do unless they're drunk or simple, is How do we fuck? That and who, or maybe what. Most of the guys wonder what it would be like to fuck us. So, I figure, why not capitalize on that curiosity? They don't care that I play bass and Iphy plays treble, or whether we both like the same flavor ice cream or any of the other stupid questions they ask. The thing that boggles them and keeps them staring all the way through a sonata in G is musing about our posture in bed.

“Believe me, some of them are willing to pay a nice price to find out. The clincher is that you get ten points of the profit for your efforts. That's a little bonus for your salary, isn't it? Won't that sweeten the smell just a little?”

“Ten percent?” he frowned.

“Ten,” Elly nodded.

“Gross?”

“Profit. But we're not a cheap item. We're setting a minimum of a thousand dollars for two hours with additional fees for any variations on the traditional.”

He couldn't help showing his puzzlement. “I wouldn't have thought that you needed money. It would appear that you are very comfortably provided for, and your concerts are always well attended.”