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Authors: Gina Lamm
Tags: #Romance, #Literature & Fiction, #United States, #Regency, #Science Fiction & Fantasy, #Time Travel
tight- set jaw.
“You really love your aunt, don’t you?”
He stopped, eyes flying open as if she’d punched him
instead of asking him a simple question.
“We should be discussing the dowager’s expectations
for the morrow.” He resumed walking as if she hadn’t
asked him anything. “Now, your duties will be to assist
in serving. The dowager likes things to be prepared just
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so, so be sharp, pay attention, and mind how you go.
The guests will arrive…”
He kept chattering, and even though Leah wanted to
find out more about his past and his poor aunt Millie,
she knew she’d have to do well at the rout tomorrow in
order to keep things on track. She really did think things
happened for a reason. And if her hunch was right, and
she became a duchess, the first stop she’d make was the
slums of St. Giles.
Avery had done the best he could, but if she could
help Aunt Millie too, she’d do it in a heartbeat. Anything
to keep him from bearing such a burden alone.
That’s
what friends do, right?
i
The rest of the way to the house, he kept up his long
string of to- do’s for the party. She nodded, she asked
questions, she kept from tripping on the long skirts of a
tall- hatted woman, but Avery’s insistence and seeming
nervousness grew the closer they got to Granville House.
On the third time he’d reminded her not to speak
unless spoken to, she kind of blew up.
“All right, fine, I get it.” She threw her hands in the
air as she stomped after him. “I’m not a complete idiot,
you know. You can stop treating me like I’m stupid any
damn time now.”
He sighed. She nearly crowed in relief at the sight of
Granville house in the distance. The lecture would have
to stop soon.
“I know that you are not stupid, Miss Ramsey. But
the dowager…” He trailed off, lifting his hat to shove
stray strands of his honey- colored hair back from his face.
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Leah tried really hard not to notice how golden it looked
in the fiery light of the setting sun. They continued
down the street, Avery’s steps heavy and plodding, Leah’s
lighter and excited at the prospect of sitting down. And
dinner. Her stomach was growling.
“The dowager will murder me if I screw this up.” She
finished the sentence for him.
He laughed uncomfortably. “That is closer to the
truth than you think.”
She bit her lip in consternation as he descended the
stairs to the servant’s entrance.
“Avery?”
He stopped before opening the door. “Yes, Miss Ramsey?”
“Thank you.” Leah bowed her head. “For every-
thing.” The words weren’t enough, but she didn’t have
anything else to offer him.
Avery didn’t answer. He just gave a solemn nod and
held the door open for her.
She passed him, wondering exactly what to make of
the afternoon. There was a crap ton to sift through, that
was for damn sure.
Avery disappeared up the stairs after making sure the
coast was clear. Apparently, he didn’t want anyone to know
he’d spent the afternoon with Leah. She tried really hard to
be irritated about that, but she couldn’t. She unbuttoned
the cloak she’d been given as part of her uniform and hung
it by the door with a sigh. He’d been through a lot today,
and despite that, he’d still made sure she knew what to do
tomorrow. Her jaw cracked as she yawned. Besides, she was
too freaking tired to be upset. Maybe later.
Mrs. Harper came around the corner in a white-
haired cloud of irritation.
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“Oh, Ramsey. There you are. Please take this tray up
to His Grace’s study.”
Screw being tired. She’d just been given a ticket
straight to ducal town.
“No problem.” She bobbed her head to Mrs. Harper
and took the tea tray.
“Mind your speech, my girl. His Grace and an asso-
ciate are in the drawing room. Be quick now.”
Leah walked carefully in the direction of the drawing
room. Fortunately, she had a pretty good sense of
direction. She’d had to develop one, because Jamie’s
was totally hopeless. After the third time getting lost in
Jamie’s neighborhood, she’d consciously developed the
habit of paying attention to her surroundings.
Let’s see, door, hallway table, portrait of the guy who looks
like Jabba the Hutt, another door, another door, aaaaand,
drawing room.
She stared at the door. It was closed. She stared at
her hands. They were full of tea tray, pot, cups, scones,
cookies— well, biscuits— and all. She looked back at the
knob and pursed her lips.
“Well, damn,” she sighed.
Looking longingly at the floor—
it’d be so damn
easy to sit the tray down, just for a second to open the
door— she instead turned and walked back the twelve
feet to the hallway table. Setting the tray atop it, she
trudged back to the doorway and opened the latch.
Pushing it open only a couple of inches, so as not to
disturb the duke, she crossed back to the tray.
The click of the latch hit her like the bite from a fire ant.
“You freaking son of a bitch,” she fumed.
Damn
drafty
houses.
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Stomping back toward the door, she opened it further
this time. She’d just returned with the tea tray, ready to
push through the still- open portal, when the duke’s guest
came through it.
“No need to ring, Granville, I’ll show myself out.
Have a pleasant evening.”
With a polite nod to his host, and not so much as
a glance at Leah, the short, round gentleman headed
toward the front door of the house.
“Your…Your grace?” Leah poked her head into the
drawing room. “I have your tea tray. Do you still want it?”
“Yes, thank you. Set it down, please.”
The duke stood by the window, hands clasped behind
his back as he looked out into the darkening night. His
silvery hair seemed to glint like the moon he studied so
thoroughly. Being careful not to let the expensive china
clatter, Leah set the tray down on the table. With the
duke’s back turned, she allowed herself a long look at him.
His fingers were long, pale, perfectly manicured. Leah
smiled to herself. Pawpaw had always said you could tell
a lot about a man from his hands. Of course, he’d never
met anyone like the duke.
“Ramsey, your timing is impeccable.”
Leah jumped at the sudden statement.
“I’m sorry?”
“You have impeccable timing,” the duke repeated,
turning toward the room without really looking at her.
“If you’d been a moment earlier, that idiot Waterson
would have stayed another half hour.”
“Glad I could help, Your Grace.” Leah bit her lip
and sank into a curtsy, wondering if her cheeks were as
nuclear red as they felt.
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“Be off with you.”
She lifted her head in time to see that beautiful smile
again. This time, it was accompanied by a mischievous
wink. Holy shit, the man was stunning. Age difference?
What age difference?
Quicker than her stunned brain could process, he’d
taken his cup of tea and stood by the window again, an
enigma of a nobleman looking out into the boundless night.
Leah left the room, trying like hell to keep her head
and to memorize ever word he’d said. This was going to
turn into an excellent play one day, she just knew it. Or
maybe an action- RPG adventure. Or a romantic comedy.
Shakespeare had nothing on the star- crossedness of
Leah and her duke.
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Twelve
Avery descended the stairs in a fog. Picking up the
sack of scraps Cook had left by the door, he slipped out
into the now- chilly evening.
He didn’t bother glancing upward toward the stars
as he trudged toward the hounds’ enclosure inside the
stables. Even though he’d spent a long time praying for
his freedom, he was convinced it would never come.
And, if he were honest with himself, what man who’d
killed his mother deserved a better lot?
The heavy stable door swung closed behind him.
A whinny of greeting sounded from the left side of
the room, where the horses were kept, but he didn’t
pause there. He continued through the building until
he reached a largish pen, filled with about a score of
hounds. They jumped up on the fencing, tails wagging
in greeting.
He reached over the gate to pet one of the hounds.
“Evening, Russell.”
The sarcastic greeting, slurred from what was likely a
bottle of cheap brandy, came from inside the tack room.
Avery ignored it and doled out the scraps from the bag
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to the ravenous greyhounds. The excited yips and barks
quieted as the dogs enjoyed their treats.
Tucking the empty sack into his pocket, Avery turned
to leave. With any luck, he’d escape to his training room
without further delay. The stable master was hardly
one of his allies in the house, and he had no wish to be
burdened by a discussion that could have no good effect.
“Off to the Houndstooth Tourney, I hear.” Lachlan
Mackenzie sauntered toward Avery, stumbling ever
so slightly.
With a deep, steadying breath, Avery replied, “As His
Grace wishes.”
Mackenzie spat into the straw at Avery’s feet.
Lifting one grizzled eyebrow, the older man smiled
mockingly and closed the gap between them. Avery
stood his ground, knowing that to back away would
be to invite conflict.
“Well, our lord varlet, how about a demonstration of
your talents?”
The fist flew at Avery’s face without warning.
Relying on his years of fighting instincts, Avery ducked,
spinning below the drunk man’s blow and throwing his
fist upward. His knuckles connected with Mackenzie’s
chin with a sharp crack, spittle flying at the force as the
stable master stumbled backward and landed on his ass
in the straw.
“You ruddy fool, you’ll pay for that,” Mackenzie
slurred. Leaning on the hound pen’s wall, he tried to gain
his feet. His legs failed him, buckling beneath him and
dumping him at Avery’s feet.
Avery stared down at the drunken man, keeping his
face pointedly blank. “Feel free to try again when you’re
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not too foxed to walk.” He shook out his hand and
turned to walk away.
“Got your eye on that new maid, don’t you, Russell?”
Avery whirled at the pointed slur. “Whatever gave
you that impression?”
Mackenzie drew a hand across his mouth, leaving a
bright red smear from his split lip. “Saw you walking
with her. A pretty piece she is, all golden hair and
smiles. She’ll make a good toss. I’ve a mind to show her
how ta’ treat a man.” His vulgar laugh echoed against
the ceiling beams.
Avery wasn’t sure how it had happened, but suddenly
he had Mackenzie pinned up against the tack room door
by the throat. The man’s pale brown eyes bugged out
and he gagged, looking for all the world like a desperate
toad. Which, Avery reasoned, was not far from the truth.
“Mark my words, Lachlan Mackenzie: that maid is
none of your concern, nor mine. You’ll keep a civil
tongue in your head about her, or I’ll give you a sound
thrashing that you won’t forget for many a fortnight to
come. Understand?”
Mackenzie nodded, feet drumming against the stable
door uselessly.
“Good.”
Avery let the stable master drop to the ground. Without
another word, he left the horses, dogs, and drunkard
behind for the relative privacy of his training room.
He tried like hell to empty his mind of all thoughts
of Miss Ramsey as he removed his shirt for his exercise.
With the soft light of the lantern, and the thin slivers
of moonlight that shone through the high window, he
could make out the pile of sand that his attackers had
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made of his last bag. Removing the mostly- empty sack,
he replaced it with another and began the tedious job of
scooping the earth into the fabric chute.
The repetitive motions did nothing to keep thoughts