Friends With Multiple Benefits (36 page)

"I asked you, how tight is your pussy?"

"Too tight for your cock, sir."

"Don't call me sir."

"What should I call you?"

"You know what to call me."

"I don't."

"Say it," he said loudly.

"I want your big, dirty, redskin, Indian cock," Amanda begged.

"God, he's really good at this," Victoria began. "Do you guys do this at home?"

"Never." Jillian gazed unblinkingly at the screen. "I think I'm wet right now."

"Me too."

"You little white slut." Brian narrowed his eyes. "You think you're too good for my Indian cock, don't you?"

"No, I don't. I want it. Please let me have it."

Amanda looked to his face while her fingers busily moved over her clit.

He moved close to her and ran his fingers slowly back and forth over his impressive length, pausing to squeeze it just below the ridge. His head swelled to a dark purple bloated thickness. "Look at it."

Amanda gazed down to it and her lips parted as she asked, breathlessly, "Me
smokem
your peace pipe redskin cock."

"That's right."

Amanda moved to him and took hold of his erection. "I want your dirty, redskin, Indian cock now! Fuck me with it now."

"Wow, calm down." He backed away from her.

"What?" Amanda looked at him panting and confused.

He said, "Did we get it? Are we done?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" She looked at him perplexed.

"Sorry, um… Sorry about this." He took off out of the shower area and into the locker room.

"What are you doing?" Amanda followed after him and when she reached the locker room, she discovered Jillian and Victoria standing there with their arms folded and shooting daggers into her with their eyes. Brian had his body pressed close to a locker near the corner of the room as he pulled his shorts up.

Jillian said, "Hey Amanda Jo."

"What the hell is this?" Amanda's gaze went to the two women then to Brian and back to Jillian.

"I told you to stay away from my husband."

Brian adjusted the front of his shorts then upon taking in Amanda's angry glare, he backed up to stand next to his wife.

Amanda bent down to pick up her shirt and held it over her chest. "I don't even understand what you—"

"Understand this." Victoria pushed a button on her iPhone and a professional sounding female voice began, "Female Ejaculation—Unleash the Ultimate G-Spot Orgasm." She hit another button on her phone and winced. "Sorry, that's just a book I'm, um…"

Brian's eyes lit up. "Oh, I heard about this. Some people say female ejaculation is just pee but other people think it's really a semen-like fluid."

Victoria turned to him. "Actually, I've just read this study that—"

"Knock it off." Jillian interrupted. "Just play the thing!"

Shaking her head, Victoria tore herself from clinical mode. "Sorry."

Amanda pulled her shirt over her head and grabbed her shorts off the floor. "I'm getting out of here. You guys are out of your minds."

"Hold on." Victoria moved her finger across her phone's screen. "Okay, here it is." She tapped the screen and Amanda Jo's unmistakable voice screamed out, 'I want your dirty, redskin, Indian cock now!'"

"You recorded this?" Amanda stepped to Victoria. "Give me that?"

"Okay." Victoria handed it over and shot her a snooty look.

Amanda smashed it against the cinder block wall and the phone shattered into a dozen pieces.

"It's already in the cloud." Victoria smiled.

"What the hell is the cloud?" Jillian asked.

"How the hell should I know." Victoria shrugged.

Brian began, "The cloud is just a bank of servers that—" He shut his mouth when he discovered all three women glaring at him.

Amanda returned her attention to Jillian. "When I'm finished with you, you'll never sell another book or script again."

"I don't think so Little Miss Fake Tits."

"What did you call me?"

"We all know you've got fake teardrop implants."

"I do not." Amanda looked at her insulted. "You're all insane and so, big deal, you've got a recording of me saying a couple Native American slurs. No one is going to care." The superstar shot them a snooty look.

"That's where you're wrong," Jillian began. "This is an important issue now. Congress may even vote on it soon."

Victoria announced, "Yeah, maybe even the Supreme Court!"

"Really?" Brian asked.

Jillian frowned at him.

"Sorry." Brian curled his lip.

"So… So…" Amanda shook her head. "No one will ever believe that it's me on the recording. Go ahead release it."

"That's why we
videotaped
it too," Victoria said matter-of-factly.

"What?"

"You little cunt." Amanda lunged and took hold of Jillian's hair. With one hand still tugging on her hair, Amanda swung a girly style punch at her face.

Victoria grabbed her arm and stopped her. "You lay a finger on her and we'll have you arrested."

Brian moved between the women and held Amanda back.

Amanda glared at him. "Get off me you idiot. You're so stupid you actually thought I wanted to sleep with you."

"No, I know you didn't want to sleep with me. I know you were just trying to get my wife back for some ridiculous event that happened more than
twenty-five
years ago. What the hell is wrong with you?"

"What, how you do know about—"

"We know all about
you
and
summer camp
and your
giant ears
," Victoria said.

"My ears were never too big." Amanda groaned. "How dare you."

"Come on, they were a little big." Jillian shot her a frown.

"I'm going to have you thrown off the show," Amanda announced. "I'll tell those freaking morons over at the network that you framed me and they'll never believe your word over mine. I'm
worshipped
in this business and you… you're just a wide-hipped hack."

"We thought of that too." Victoria nodded.

"What?" Amanda narrowed her eyes.

"Yes, that's why all this…" Victoria pointed to the air vent on one side of the wall and the clock on the
other, "…
is being recorded as well."

"You… You…" Amanda glared at Jillian. "This isn't over."

"Oh, it is. Here's what's going to happen. This recording is going to remain locked away in that cloud thingy forever…" Jillian pointed her finger to the ceiling and made a
face, "…
as long as you find a way to get out of your contract and leave my show without doing anything to mess it up. And you stay away from me and my husband."

"But—"

"But nothing," Jillian snapped. "If I ever hear that you are trying to mess with any of us or my career, both the tape and the video will be going viral."

"You can't do this. It's illegal."

"So…" Victoria smirked. "Go ahead. Go to your lawyer or the police. Sure, they may get an injunction to have the recordings sealed, but stuff like this always finds a way of getting leaked. Your beloved career will be over just as fast as it started."

"Fuck you." Amanda put up her middle finger toward the camera on the right then toward the one on the left. Next she stepped up to Brian. "And to think that I did actually like you at first."

"Well…" He frowned. "I, um—"

In one quick motion, she kneed him hard in the balls. He cried out and dropped to his knees then flopped over to the floor moaning and gasping for breath. Amanda bolted out the door and Victoria took off after her.

"Oh my God," Jillian knelt down next to her husband and rubbed his shoulder. "Are you okay?"

"I… I'm so glad I'm wearing a cup," he struggled to say. Then he felt around the hard shell protecting his manhood and took a deep breath. "It still hurts like crap though."

"Poor baby." Jillian helped him to a sitting position then finally to his feet. "Are you hurt?"

"I don't think so." He carefully slid his shorts down.

Jillian examined his parts carefully. "It looks okay to me. How did you know to wear a cup?"

"I just had a feeling I might be taking one for the team."

"You're so smart."

"I have my moments." He put on a smug expression.

"I love you." Jillian kissed him.

"I love you too." Brian tossed the cup onto the bench and carefully slipped his shorts over his hips. "Can that be our last covert op, please? I don't want to fake any more strokes or do any more racist role-play games. I'm done." He sat gingerly on the bench and grabbed one of his tennis shoes.

"Yeah, I'm done too." Jillian sat next to him.

Suddenly Victoria pushed open the door. "She's gone."

"Did you beat her up?" Jillian asked.

"No, but I did rip out a bunch of her gorgeous hair." Smiling, Victoria held up a sizeable fistful of eight-inch long locks.

"Wow, that must have hurt," Jillian said.

Victoria moved to the bench. "Something tells me that Miss Joseph will be wearing hair extensions for a while."

The three shared a chuckle.

Victoria pointed to Brian's groin. "How are
the,
um, boys?"

"We think they're okay." Jillian picked up the protective cup. "He was wearing this."

"Smart," Victoria began. "You want me to take a look?"

"No, that's okay." Brian held back a chuckle.

There was a minimal amount of damage to Brian's testicles and he was fully recovered in four days, although he was already pawing at his lovely wife in the middle of the night after about thirty-six hours. Citing creative differences, the network released a statement that Amanda Jo was being replaced with the beautiful and talented Leslie Mann. Both Jillian and Brian were thrilled and, despite Brian having a bit of a crush on the new leading lady, Jillian agreed that he would be allowed to meet her. However, he was forbidden from working with her on the court or being with her alone in any capacity whatsoever.

The twins continued to thrive although their parents sleep time and alone time suffered greatly. At one
point
Brian was convinced that the two adorable boys were somehow in cahoots since they were on completely opposite sleeping and feeding schedules. The babies kept the loving couple apart, on their toes and off their backs for any extended period. The couple maintained their split overnight shift schedule ever since the twins' birth and it seemed like it might never end.

Then finally in month seven, Dylan and Griffin settled into a more normal routine of sleeping approximately six hours starting around midnight. The parents were relieved that they could once again share a bed and occasionally, when they both weren't exhausted, share each other. Let's face it, having one baby is draining. Two is another proposition altogether. Brian gave his wife dispensation on collecting on the promised reward for his work in
the covert
operation. He wanted her well rested and enthusiastic when he received his prize. In late October, the first of three multiple oral pleasure sessions was scheduled and it was worth the wait.

Kaylie was heading toward her third birthday and was as vocal and precocious as her mother. She had taken a keen interest in her two young cousins and would line them up next to her baby dolls as she set out pretending to be the mommy of quads. Her little hands were really full.

Jim and Brian hired a new manager for the club named Krista, who was not only a great tennis
player
, she was smart, passionate, and gorgeous. Jillian and Victoria were relieved to know that she was also happily married to a wonderfully gorgeous man who was an
ex-marine
. Not that they didn't trust their men, but McMilitaryDreamHusband certainly had more than enough testosterone coursing through his veins to keep Krista occupied as well as both their husbands in line.
The new
addition to the staff allowed the two young fathers to spend more time at home and take an active role in raising their children. Not to mention affording them the opportunity to take a more hands-on role in fulfilling their somewhat older wives' burgeoning sexual desires. The ladies would often discuss how wonderful sex was for them now that they were in their early forties. They were hoping they could milk this feeling at least until they hit the big 5-0. They had both heard horror stories and were not at all looking forward to what another decade of raging hormones might have in store for them.

The movie ended up earning just over four hundred million dollars worldwide and it was the third highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time. The television show had six, twenty-five minute episodes in the can and it was testing through the roof with the network's focus groups. The plan was to air the first episode supported by a huge media blitz which would coincide with the release of the DVD on December 16.