Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (42 page)

Geneene said, “No money for me, honey, she’s one of my sweet ones. Don’t worry, Mrs. Couch. I’ll take care of her for you.”

When she came back, her friend’s plate was empty.

“Oh Evelyn. I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve you spoiling me like you do. That was the best meal I’ve had since the cafe closed.”

“You deserve to be spoiled.”

“Well, I don’t know about that. I don’t know why you’re so good to me, but I appreciate it. You know I do. I thank the Lord every night and ask Him to watch out for you every day.”

“I know you do.”

Evelyn sat there with her and held her hand and eventually told her that she was going out of town for a while, but that she’d be back and would have a surprise for her.

“Oh, I love a surprise. Is it bigger than a breadbox?”

“Can’t tell you that. Then it wouldn’t be a surprise, would it?”

“I guess not … well hurry up, now, and get back, ‘cause you know how I’m gonna be wondering. Is it a shell? You going to Florida? Opal and Julian sent me a shell from Florida.”

Evelyn shook her head. “No, it’s not a shell. Now, don’t ask me. You’re just going to have to wait and see.”

She gave her a piece of paper and said, “This is the phone number and address of where I’ll be, and you let me know if you need me, okay?”

Mrs. Threadgoode said she would and held her hand until it was time for her to go. Then the women walked to the front door, where Ed was waiting.

He asked, “How are you today, Mrs. Threadgoode?”

“Oh, I’m just fine, honey … full of fried green tomatoes and lima beans that our girl, here, brought me.”

Evelyn was hugging her goodbye when a bird-breasted woman in a nightgown and fox furs marched up to them and
announced in a loud voice, “You people will have to move along now. My husband and I have just purchased this place and everyone must leave by six o’clock!”

She continued on down the hall, terrorizing all the other old ladies at Rose Terrace.

Evelyn looked at Mrs. Threadgoode. “Vesta Adcock?”

Mrs. Threadgoode nodded. “That’s her, all right. What did I tell you? That poor thing doesn’t have a full string of fish.”

Evelyn laughed and waved goodbye. Her friend waved and called out, “You hurry back, now … oh, and listen.… Send an old lady a picture postcard sometime, will you?”

Seven years before, Evelyn Couch had been shopping out at the mall and had walked by Goldboro’s Radio and TV Center when she saw a fat woman on one of the TV sets in the window who looked vaguely familiar. She tried to place who that woman was, and what show she was on. The woman seemed to be staring right back at her. Then it hit her:
My God, that’s me
. She had been looking at herself on the TV monitor. She was horrified.

It was the first time she had realized how heavy she was. It had happened so gradually over the years, and now, there she was, looking exactly like her mother.

After that she had tried every diet known to man, but she just could not seem to stick to any of them. She had even failed the Last Chance Diet. Twice.

She had joined a health club, once, but was so exhausted by the time she’d pulled herself into those awful leotards, she went home to bed.

An article she’d read in
Cosmopolitan
said that doctors were now able to suck the fat right out of you, and she would have
done that, too, if she had not been so afraid of doctors and hospitals.

So she had just done all her shopping at the Stout Shop and was always pleased when she saw women there who were fatter than she was. To celebrate that fact, she would usually go and treat herself at the Pancake House, two blocks away.

Food had become the only thing she looked forward to, and candy, cakes, and pies were the only sweetness in her life …

But now, after all these months of being with Mrs. Threadgoode each week, things had begun to change. Ninny Threadgoode made her feel young. She began to see herself as a woman with half her life still ahead of her. Her friend really believed that she was capable of selling Mary Kay cosmetics. Nobody had ever believed she could do anything before, or had faith in her; least of all, Evelyn herself. The more Mrs. Threadgoode talked about it and the more she thought about it, the less Towanda ran rampant in her mind, beating up on the world, and she began to see herself as thin and happy—behind the wheel of a pink Cadillac.

And then, that Sunday she had gone to the Martin Luther King Memorial Baptist Church, a miraculous thing had happened: For the first time in months, she stopped thinking about killing herself or others and realized that she wanted to live. So, still feeling high from the church, she had screwed her courage to the wall and, with the help of two five-milligram tablets of Valium, had actually gone to see a doctor. He turned out to be a charming young man who gave her an examination she didn’t remember much about, except that he found nothing seriously wrong. Her estrogen level was low, just as Mrs. Threadgoode had suspected. That very afternoon, she had her first prescription for Premarin, .625 mg., and began to feel better almost immediately.

One month later, she had an enormous orgasm that nearly scared poor Ed to death.

Ten days after that, Ed was on an exercise program down at the Y.M.C.A.

And within two weeks of receiving her Mary Kay Beauty Showcase, she had studied and completed her
Perfect Start Workbook
, signed the Mary Kay Beauty Consultant Agreement, and was holding skin-care classes. Soon, in a special ceremony, her Mary Kay district director presented her with a special Perfect Start pin, which she wore with pride. She had even forgotten to eat lunch, once …

Things were happening fast. But not fast enough to suit Evelyn; so she took five thousand dollars out of their savings, packed her bags, and today she was sitting on a plane headed to a fat farm in California, reading the brochure they had sent her, as excited as she had been on the first day of school.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SPA GUEST

Hank Roberts had just turned twenty-seven and owned his own construction company. This morning, he and his buddy Travis, with the long hair, had just started a new job. The big yellow bulldozer grumbled and whined as he dug up the vacant lot alongside the old Threadgoode place on First Street. They were getting ready to put a red brick annex to the Baptist church.

Travis, who had smoked two joints already this morning, was walking around, kicking at the ground with his boot, and began mumbling to himself.

“Hey, man, look at this shit. This is heavy, gross stuff, man …”

Pretty soon Hank stopped for lunch, and Travis called over to him, “Hey, man,
look
at all this shit!”

Hank came over and looked at the ground he had just dug up. It was full of fish heads, now mostly just rows of little sharp teeth, along with dried-up skulls of hogs and chickens eaten for supper by people long forgotten.

Hank was a country boy and used to such sights, so he just looked and said, “Yeah, look a-there.”

He walked back over and sat down, opened his black tin lunch pail, and began eating one of his four sandwiches. Travis was still struck by what they had uncovered, and continued to poke around. He began to trip out on the bones and skulls and teeth. “Jesus Christ! There must be hundreds of these things! What are they doing here?”

“How the hell do I know?”

“Shit, man, this is bizarre as hell.”

Hank, who was getting disgusted, called out, “It’s just a bunch of hogs’ heads, dammit! Don’t go getting weird on me!”

Travis kicked at something and stopped dead in his tracks. After a minute, he said in an odd voice, “Hey, Hank.”

“What?”

“You ever heard of a hog with a glass eye?”

Hank got up and walked over and looked. “Well,” he said, “I’ll be damned.”

Ruth and Idgie had left the cafe and gone over to the big house to see Momma Threadgoode, who was sick. Sipsey had come down to stay with the baby, as she often did. Tonight, she had brought along Artis, the eleven-year-old blue-gummed twin, so he could walk her home. He was a devil, but she couldn’t resist him.

It was eight o’clock and Artis was asleep on the bed. Sipsey was listening to the radio and eating what was left of the skillet bread and molasses.

“…  And now, the makers of the new Rinso Blue, with sodium, bring you …”

Outside, there was nothing but the sound of leaves cracking as the black pickup truck with the Georgia license plate drove up to the back of the cafe with its lights off.

Two minutes later, a drunken Frank Bennett kicked the back door open and came through the kitchen into the back room. He pointed his gun at Sipsey and headed toward the crib. She got up and tried to reach the baby, but he grabbed her by the back of the dress and threw her across the room.

She jumped back up again and lunged at him. “You leave dat baby alone! Dat’s Miz Ruth’s baby!”

“Get away from me, nigger.” He slammed her with the broad side of his gun, hitting her with so much force that she was knocked cold and blood began to trickle from her ear.

Artis woke up and yelled, “Grandma!” and ran over to her while Frank Bennett picked the baby up and headed out the back door.

There was a new moon that night. Just enough light for Frank to make his way back to the truck. He opened the door and put the baby—who had not made a sound—into the front seat, and was climbing in when all of a sudden he heard a sound behind him … as if something heavy had hit a tree stump that had been covered with a quilt. The sound he had heard was that of a five-pound skillet hitting his own thick Irish hair, a fraction of a second before his skull split open. He was dead before he hit the ground, and Sipsey was headed back inside with the baby.