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Rabelais at the beginning of the modern age of Realism uses realism perpetually and perpetually discards it in a buoyant play of classical and medieval literary techniques. The scrupulous exactness about detail, the modest reality of Panurge's middlingness, is counteracted by the gay contradictions: to be as gilded as a leaded dagger is not to be gilded at all, and a leaden dagger is a cheap and fairly useless article. The statement matches Chaucer's "she was as digne as water in a ditch." Rabelais's pretended-scruples create comic qualifiers, modest vaguenesses that confuse: we see how somebody can be "
about
thirty-five years old" but how can a nose be "
a little
aquiline"? The combined notions of realism, modesty, masculinity, and good looks are overthrown in the slang phrase ''un peu paillard." Again, the qualifier is uselesshow can one be a little horny, somewhat raunchy? Clichés of style are exploded. This passage of Rabelais is atypical only in that it does not move as forcefully as usual into the physical, for references to penises and physical eruption are found almost everywhere in his works.
Weldon exhibits the penis and the erupting pustule in a description which becomes more mocking as it proceeds. Victor is done in by his author, as the ostensible narrative realism is done in by her procedures. Factual description becomes troubled by the "spiritual landing strip" of Victor's head. The next sentence gives us the nice clichés again: "His soft brown eyes are deep set"the sort of phrasing one might find in a description of a romantic hero. But this sweet image is crossed by "his nose is long and hooked," a description resembling that of the aquiline nose of Panurge. Weldon too connects nose and penisa connection she makes overt in the next phrase. The reader is surprised, for descriptions of a character's penis are not common in literature, certainly not part of the modified realistic blazon describing a novelistic "character," at least as we have come to understand that entity through the guidance of the nineteenth century. The "white-capped pimple" is another confusing item, for the modifying adjective is rather pleasant, standing as it usually does for the sea. Pimples, if mentioned in literature, indicate the diseased or adolescent state of a person, and are overt, emblematic negative signsyet this one is used as if it were a positive sign, becoming associated with "inner juiciness," a term feminizing Victor into a fruit. This "juiciness" relates to Rabelais's medlars, "ce beau et gros fruict" eaten with such gusto by mankind at the beginning of
Pantagruel,
with such various physical effects, including swellings of belly, virile member, and the nose:
Et l'autres tant croissoit le nez qu'il sembloit la fleute d'un alembic, tout diapré, tout estincelé de bubeletes, pullulant, purpuré, à pompettes, tout esmaillé, tout boutonné et brodé de gueules ... (
Pantagruel,
ch. 1, p. 219)
 
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And others grew in the nose so much that it resembled the spout of an alembic, and was all multicolored, all spangled with little buboes, proliferating, empurpled, pom-pommed, all enamelled, all buttoned and broidered with gules ...
Weldon's armory of stylistic devices includes the Rabelaisian catalogue, the comic technique that involves dazing the reader with a seemingly unstoppable list. The list is most often a recitation of objects, or the attributes of objects, in their unignorable physicality, which is itself a reflection of the profusion of Nature. At times the list may be mockingly organized under a teasing scheme of pseudo-coherence, as in a recipe:
"Take 1/2 pt of vinegar," she said, "2 oz Fuller's earth, 1 oz of dried fowl dung, 1/2 oz of soap and the juice of two large onions....". [
The Rules of Life,
p. 40]
It is an aspect of Rabelaisian humor that such objects in a list need not by any means be attractiveat least according to the official view of the attractive, though they are always sensuous:
Elsa, stopping to do up her zip, stumbles over her own yellow and crimson platform heels and drops her shoulder bag. Its contents roll down the steps: hair rollers, pay slips, brush, old underground tickets, deodorants, contraceptive pills, her change of clothespink satin shirt, yellow cheesecloth blouse, clean red bikini pantsand so on. [
Little Sisters,
p. 7]
Every item reminds us of the physicality of Elsa, untameable, though she may try to tame her hair with curlers, her power to conceive with pills, her odor with deodorant, and her red crotch with red pants. The list most often implies body contact with inanimate objects, the possibility of carnally caused dirt and disorder. The more a list spreads, the more it spreads the possibility of contamination, the miscellany hinting at a miscegenation, the union of things that ought to be kept separatelike dung and onions, or dung and drapery:
Puis je me torchay aux linceaux, à la couverture, aux rideaulx, d'un coisson, d'un tapiz, d'un verd, d'une mappe, d'une serviette, d'un mouschenez, d'un peignouoir. [
Gargantua,
ch. xiii, p. 78]
Then I wiped myself on cloth hangings, on the coverlet, on the curtains, on a cushion, on a carpet, on a green rug, on a wiper, on a napkin, on a handkerchief, on a dressing-gown.
The effect of unstoppability, of excess reflecting nature's thoughtless excess, is never more pronounced than in the employment of lists involving food.

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