Dying on Principle (2 page)

I poured the wine into my glass and watched the bubbles fizz up. ‘I've started a new college, on secondment. George Muntz, just down the road from me. And,' I added, ‘I think, for once, I may have fallen on my feet.'

And then it was Monday, and college.

If you live near your work, you can do all sorts of extravagant things like reading the paper with your breakfast, and pegging out a line of washing. You can stroll out at eight forty and still arrive well before the official starting time of nine.

I stood at my front gate relishing the scene. The trees lining Balden Road were green enough to send poets into a flurry of synonym hunting, and the grass verges needed the attention of municipal mowers. One or two prouder householders, those who'd planted daffodils round public trees, had trimmed the grass outside their houses twice already. In the bright morning sun, everything looked good.

‘Morning, Sophie.'

I turned. Aggie, my next-door neighbour, had already been to the shops and was returning with her
Mirror
. An early walk was her recipe for keeping fit. She was well into her seventies; her family had been in her house ever since it had been built, and she and her husband had simply stayed on when her parents died. Now she too was a widow, but with an active and attentive family of children and grandchildren.

‘Hope you haven't left your washing out,' she said. ‘Too bright too early, if you ask me.'

Like her, I scanned the sky. She was right, of course. Clouds were already bubbling up to the west. If I admitted to having a line of towels, she'd send me back to get them in. She might even do it herself – she kept my spare key. But I was always concerned at the amount she did for me without letting me be helpful back. I kept mum. I'd just have to hope that whatever got wet would eventually get dry. I set off down Balden Road.

Muntz College was a low-rise building originally intended as a teacher-training college. But now teacher training is done by universities – and who'd want to train as a teacher these days anyway? The building, considerably more couth than your average educational cheapo, had been acquired by the local education authority. Of course, I missed my William Murdock colleagues, and to be honest I missed the students as well. The William Murdock authorities had not been entirely sorry to see the back of me, however. I'd been involved in a couple of unsavoury incidents which had brought unwelcome publicity to the college, and though he was the first to admit that my activities had been praiseworthy rather than otherwise, the marketing manager winced visibly whenever he saw me.

Muntz College is next to what is now called the Martineau Centre. This is a wonderful meeting place for teachers, with excellent facilities, including a swimming bath. Needless to say, it wasn't built with the intention of making teachers' lives easier. It was what used to be called an approved school, then a community school. In other words, it housed persistent young offenders in the days when short, sharp shocks were fashionable. But another penal policy had made the school redundant, and since the previous teachers' centre had been on a particularly prime site near the city centre, it was natural that teachers would find themselves relocated out in Harborne.

There was obviously a conference on there this morning: the car park was full of cars with alien parking stickers from many of Birmingham's main colleges – Cadbury, Josiah Mason, Matthew Boulton. I would spend occasional moments wondering how Birmingham would have named its establishments had it not had so many worthy sons and adoptive sons. Pity history hadn't found more daughters to commemorate.

My path then took me into George Muntz's car park, agreeably laid out with flower beds between the parking lots. Horace, despite the arthritis which had stiffened him into a permanent question mark, was polishing the bevelled glass of the heavy front doors. He'd obviously just finished the brass finger plates, but spared me the embarrassment of having to dab my hands on them by opening the door with a flourish. He held the handle with his polishing cloth. George Muntz would look good if it killed him.

The foyer was somewhat spoiled by the regulation dust-catching carpets, but beyond them was polished parquet and the receptionist's desk. Peggy was just watering her greenery arrangement, which responded to her sensitive snipping and feeding by growing in carefully graduated heights. She smiled at me. Hector, the security guard, dusted a speck from his immaculate blazer and also smiled at me.

It was at this point the day started to sour.

Peggy abandoned her little brass watering can and burrowed under her desk. ‘Sophie,' she said, ‘I know I can rely on you. Would you care to buy a raffle ticket for Oxfam? Thanks! Just put your name and address on the counterfoils. And you, Hector: don't think you can get away from me this week.'

Hector fished in his blazer for his wallet. ‘Where will the money go, Peggy?'

‘Wherever it's needed, I should think.' She tore off my tickets and handed them over.

‘'Cause I'd like mine to go to Africa. My cousin, he lives in Sierra Leone. The groin of Africa, he calls it. Sorry, Peggy,' he interrupted himself, presumably out of respect for her forty-year-old's feminine sensibilities. ‘The poorest country in the world,' he amended, flourishing a fiver.

‘I can't guarantee it'll go there,' said Peggy, eyeing the money with innocent avarice.

‘Well, so long as it don't go to buy no arms,' he said, writing his name on the counterfoils and tearing off his tickets. ‘What about you, sir?' he added, straightening as a handsome man in his thirties appeared, blue-eyed, blond and extremely sleek. ‘Will you buy some tickets to help those starving kids?'

‘Mr Curtis, the bursar,' whispered Peggy to me.

Mr Curtis slipped his car keys into his pocket and turned ostentatiously away.

‘Raffle ticket to help Oxfam, Mr Curtis?' pursued Peggy. ‘Only fifty pee.'

‘No,' he said, and was gone.

He left behind a faint smell of leather and Calvin Klein. And a bad taste in three mouths.

‘To think that guy earn forty grand a year,' Hector muttered. He stalked off to insist some students show their IDs.

‘He may get that much but it doesn't mean he earns it,' said Peggy. ‘Jumped-up office boy.'

‘Really?' I asked.

‘You'd think to hold down his job you'd have to have proper qualifications,' she said. ‘Everyone else does, after all. No qualifications, no jobs, that's what I've always dinned into my boys. Oh, I think he got an ONC or something. But nothing special. And then there's this strange rumour about him running over squirrels – Good morning, Mr Blake,' she said, smiling at the principal.

‘Good morning, Peggy – and Sophie,' he said.

I was impressed: he'd only met me at the most perfunctory of interviews when the project was set up.

‘There goes a proper gentleman,' Peggy said, as he passed into his office. Indeed, he looked it – rosy-cheeked, silver-haired, everyone's favourite uncle. But she did not ask him to buy a ticket.

I knew I was doing all the right things, but the computer wouldn't believe me. Or, more accurately, the printer wouldn't. The printer wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't even go on line so I could talk to it properly.

On the grounds that when computers go wrong it's usually not their fault but that of the person using them, I went through my routine again. Yes, everything was connected properly. There was no reason for it not to be, since everything had been working on Friday when I left for the weekend. Yes, there was enough paper in the feed, and yes, the computer was set up for this particular printer. And no, nothing happened when I told the computer to print.

Since I needed to print the set of material for a meeting in half an hour, I did the obvious thing: saved it on to a floppy and toddled off in search of someone else's equipment.

I was still a new girl on the premises: this project had started only a couple of weeks before Easter, and had been interrupted by the two-week break. Since this was only the second week back – and we'd lost Monday for May Day – I didn't feel I knew anyone well enough to go and invade their private offices without permission.

I slipped down from my room on the second floor to the common room on the ground. If there was anyone there, I could ask them for help or, at least, advice. It was empty, but I was tempted to linger: the daily papers were spread invitingly over the coffee tables in the middle, and someone had left open one of the French windows, letting in the sunlight and the sound of the fountain splashing in the small courtyard. The pond and fountain were no grander than many of my neighbours', but imparted a sense of civilisation quite refreshing after the penury of William Murdock College.

But I had work to do. I would try what ought to have been the obvious place: the computer centre. This occupied a whole new wing. One floor was given over to purpose-built rooms where a whole class could be taught at once. There were also a couple of electronics workshops, a big drop-in centre where students would work on individual projects, and a smaller room at present unoccupied but also full of computer equipment.

Although the pressing need was to print out the stuff on my disk, it would also be sensible to report the fault on my set-up, so I looked round for a technician. There was none to be seen. Scratching at their office door, I pushed it open, half expecting to find a little coven working out their pools over morning coffee, early though it still was; but it was deserted. I scribbled a note asking for help, and then, because I had only fifteen minutes, let myself into the empy room and sat down at the nearest computer.

I had got no further than loading my disk and waiting for the file to be formatted for the new default printer when the door was flung open and a woman's voice yelled at me: ‘What in hell d'you think you're doing?'

Fighting down the temptation to ask her what the hell it looked as if I were doing, I got up, smiling politely.

‘I'm Sophie Rivers,' I said. ‘Part of the team working on computer-based teaching materials. My machine's gone down, and I needed to print this urgently.'

She seemed too angry to speak. She was probably about my age – mid-thirties – but her skin was quite deeply lined, especially around the eyes, as if she'd spent years glaring meanly through a haze of cigarette smoke. Her fingers were certainly stained. Her suit – women wore suits at Muntz, unless they were Sophie Rivers and allergic to them – was this season's, and her shoes looked Italian. But it was her hair that interested me most. Some women – French ones, for instance – adopt a style so short and angular that the chicness is overridden by the fact that it's viciously unflattering. She sported this sort of cut, no doubt quite fiendishly expensive in its asymmetry.

So why was this fashion plate working at George Muntz College and why was she white with anger?

I dabbed a finger on the keyboard – no point in hanging around doing nothing, after all – and my document oozed slowly from a laser printer. I picked up the neat pile of papers, extracted my disk, switched everything off, and then lifted an enquiring eyebrow.

She didn't quite throw me from the room.

As she ostentatiously closed the door behind us, she called out: ‘Melina? Melina!'

I prepared to walk away – I had no more business there, and I wasn't prepared for a public rebuke – but then I hesitated. The person who approached, shoulders hunched, eyes placatingly down, was the black woman from the choir.

I caught Suit Woman's eye; I didn't want her to take out her bad temper on someone much more vulnerable than I.

She pinched her lips, acknowledging me reluctantly.

‘Melina, this—'

‘Sophie Rivers,' I supplied, smiling at Melina.

‘Ms Rivers complains that her computer has failed.'

‘Printer,' I said. ‘I can't get it to go on line.'

‘Printer. Fix it. Or get her a new one out of the stockroom.'

‘Yes, Ms—'

‘Dr.'

‘Dr Trevelyan. Shall I do it now or later, Dr Trevelyan?'

‘Not now,' I said. ‘I'm due in a meeting. I'd rather it were later. Eleven thirty. See you then, Melina.'

I turned and strode off before Dr Trevelyan could point out that Melina did not need my presence to repair or replace my printer.

In fact, I spent the start of the meeting wondering why I'd made such a point of it, and my concentration was so poor I found myself landed with writing up the minutes, a job I'd been intending to avoid.

Melina thought there was probably dirt in one of the switches; it would only take five minutes to repair if it was, but in the meantime she'd leave me with another printer.

She stood clutching the printer flat against her chest, with her back to the door, almost as if awaiting my permission to withdraw. Or was she looking for some excuse to stay?

‘How did you think the concert went on Sunday?' I asked, pushing a chair at her.

She sat on the extreme edge. ‘OK,' she said. And then she smiled. ‘If you like
The Music Makers
, that is. And if you like Blount as a conductor.'

I grinned.

‘I mean, it's not very good Elgar, is it?' she continued. ‘Not really his best? Oh, dear, I mean—' You could see her confidence ebb and flow.

I shook my head to encourage her. ‘Lousy Elgar.'

‘And that Claude Blount.
Sir
Claude Blount. Why is he a Sir and Peter Rollinson not?'

‘I fancy it's a hereditary title, not one he earned.'

I thought for a minute she was going to relax into a proper natter, but she suddenly looked at her watch and sprang to her feet in one rather graceless movement.

‘She'll be expecting me back. Dr Trevelyan.'

I got up too. ‘Why don't we have some lunch together?' I added, to give her a chance to be kind to me, ‘I'm such a new girl, you see – it's so nice to talk to someone I know. I'm free at one.'