Authors: J. Robert Janes
âAnd the archaeologist, the prehistorian?' asked Louis quite pleasantly.
Deveaux was quick to sense trouble and eased his crotch with a massive heave. âThese fucking trousers ⦠ah, the crap they make these days. Always pinching in the wrong places, always splitting up the ass when you don't want them to and causing the balls to sweat.'
So much for the shortages.
âThe archaeologist, yes,' said Deveaux. âThat one flubbed his lines the other day. He's being shot again â yes, yes, that is what they have said. Shot for being nervous, eh? Stage-struck perhaps, who's to say. The male lead in the thing. The woman, the Baroness, found the cave for him by deciphering the hieroglyphics of some abbé. The Church ⦠must the Church always stick its nose in things?'
They waited. They did not dare to say a thing, these two from Paris Central. So, good, yes, good, let it be a lesson to them. Jean-Louis was more than an acquaintance but would not understand why the matter was very delicate, very difficult. Ah yes.
Deveaux hauled at his crotch again and let his stomach relax. âThere are two prehistorians on the staff. Advisers, yes. One is from Paris and is French so as to give our side of the story perhaps. The other is German, a professor from Hamburg, but they are not actors. The one who flubbed his lines is the cock of those ancient times perhaps, though if you ask me, my friends, I would have split his skull long ago and dined happily on the brains and heart! These others, they are also at Lascaux, each ranting in his own way about possible damage to the cave paintings. They're purists.'
âA film,' said Louis, throwing Kohler a worried glance.
Clouds of smoke poured from the hairy grottoes of the souspréfet's nostrils. âYes. A joint production of Continentale and the Institut des Filmes Internationales de Paris. Lights, cameras and action, and slate boards to tell us which scene they are shooting. Without those boards, no one would know which end was up. At least I wouldn't.'
Kohler let Louis ask it. âAnd they want the site of the murder
cleaned?
'
âYes.'
âThat's not possible.'
Deveaux gave the sigh of a father whose patience has just been sorely tried. âJean-Louis, it was I who had you pulled off that train. A stroke of luck, I thought. Ah, I cannot tell you how relieved I was to learn that you and the Haupsturmfuhrer were available, but,' he tossed the hand with the cigarette, âbut I will let these feelings I have for you be set aside in honour of saving your hides. Herr Goebbels, the Reichsminister of Propaganda, has personally sunk 50,000 marks of his own money into the project.'
âGoebbels ⦠Ah
nom de Jésus-Christ!
' exploded Kohler. âI knew we should have stayed on that train. This is all your fault, Louis.'
âIt can't be his own money, can it?' hazarded the Sûreté. âBesides, a delay of a few days cannot matter.'
âPerhaps you should personally ask him,' countered Deveaux. âPerhaps, as the Baroness von Strade has said, the Reichsminister will pay the site a little visit.'
Oh-oh ⦠âA propaganda film?' bleated Kohler.
âThe dawn of prehistory.
Moment of Discovery.
'
Kohler tramped on the accelerator to cool things off. The touring car, big and heavy, shot along the narrow street and out through the Porte del Bos, to rip down the cliffside and hit the bridge across the river. Ninety ⦠one hundred and twenty kilometres an hour ⦠one hundred and ninety ⦠a great set of wheels.
â
Hermann â horses!
' cried the only passenger, hastily crossing himself.
The horses were all over the road ahead. Twenty ⦠thirty ⦠Rumps and tails and lonely brown dumps on the stones.â¦
The brakes were hit. The car slewed. The horses, on frayed tethers, bolted heavily into the surrounding fields, dragging their dealer with them.
Dust rose and settled. The smell of burning rubber was unpleasant.
âI warned you,' seethed St-Cyr. âI have tried to tell you to expect the unexpected on our roads but ah no, no, the Gestapo are invincible. They know everything. They
steal
a car so as to hurry to a murder scene before everything is removed, and all but kill its only passenger.
Grâce à Dieu
, I have not soiled my trousers. Excuse me, Inspector, while I relieve the bladder.'
Kohler could hear him pissing against a rear tyre, a favourite French trick, since it gave the lie of big, proud, brave dogs in a nation defeated.
The horse-dealer, a member of the
nouveau riche
, was not so pleasant. Having recaptured two of his nags and burned the skin off both palms, he approached the car in a hurry. â
Imbécile! Salaud!
Did your mother have the syphilis, eh? Did she not obtain the
certificat sanitaire
before conceiving you?'
There was more. Age, some fifty-six years perhaps, did not interfere. Barnyard bootscrapings were referred to. Horse shit was furiously flung at the car.
At last the dust settled. The nags snorted and tossed their wild-eyed heads. The moon face of the dealer began to lose its colour. The dark brown eyes under that cap and thatch of grey hair, began to worry. The half-smile was crooked.
âYour name?' breathed Kohler, still from behind the wheel of the car. He had the sun above and the world at his feet.
St-Cyr did up his flies. The engine cooled.
âMy name â¦?
What has that to do with things? Are you so stupid you cannot see what you have done? Those horses â all thirty-six of them â were for the Russian Front!
'
âLouis, check his licence.'
âMy licence â¦?'
âIllegal dealers, a lack of labour, and enforced shipments of produce to the Reich are the curse of French agriculture,' mused the Gestapo whose only proffered identification was a wallet badge that was held up in the palm of a giant's hand. âProduction has fallen drastically and since there are so few horses left in the
zone occupee
, the farmers there are forced to plough using the wife and kids while here in the South, the Reich employs whatever means it can to get what remains.'
âBut⦠but you're one of them?'
âHermann, we have work to do.'
âThe fact that I'm “one” of them does not matter.' One of the few good things Vichy had tried desperately to do was to save what few horses remained.
Kohler calmed the two horses and from a shabby pocket, found the stray carrot he had picked up in the market â a piece of good fortune, a future snack. âWe're waiting,' he said, giving each of the horses a half-carrot.
The man winced and tossed the wounded hand of inconsequence. âMy licence ⦠oh, well certainly, it is â¦'
âNot so good, right? Then you're under arrest, my friend. Climb in the back. You can help the boys in blue remove the corpse we found. Maybe they'll let you ride with her.'
âHermann,
please.
He will only be an inconvenience. Let us tear up his licence. Let us remove his boots and make him walk down this road as his horses will eventually do.'
There was a nod the Sûreté understood only too well. The man's undershirt and drawers were used to clean the bonnet and windscreen, the tweed cap gave a nice shine. Water was no problem for the river was close and the labour free.
The current caught the jodhpurs and other things. It took the jacket and the bits of an identity card that would be very hard to replace. It took the torn scraps of a dubious licence.
They left the man without a stitch, to bathe his hands and think about breaking the law for profit, no matter for whom.
Hermann had a thing about horses. âThose poor old nags wouldn't have come home from Russia, Louis. I had to do it'
âOf course.'
When they reached the glade, the body had already been removed. The grass and wild flowers had been cut and raked so hard, the place all but looked like a lawn, albeit damp from several washings, and smelling like a brothel sprinkled with cheap perfume. There was no sign of the picnic under the chestnut tree by that little stream, no sign of anyone. Even the empty champagne bottles had been taken, even their corks and wires. It was as if the murder had never happened. Even the honey buzzard had buggered off.
âSarlat⦠they will have taken her there,' managed Louis. It was not far. Perhaps seven kilometres at most.
âDeath caps and fly agaric.'
âAh
merde â¦
'
Nightmare visions of some undernourished
flic
came to them, those of the family also. Seven children perhaps and the wife and both sets of grandparents.
âWith the phalline poisoning of the death cap, Hermann, induced vomiting, even immediately after eating, is often of little use, since the poison, it is so readily absorbed.'
They were moving now â thrashing their way through the underbrush. They could not travel fast enough.
âThough the symptoms are delayed from twelve to twenty-four hours,' sang out the Sûreté anxiously, âthey consist of violent pains and burning sensations in the stomach, fainting fits, cramps, unstoppable diarrhoea, bloody stools, vomiting, cold sweats, shivering and an enlarged liver. These things can last up to ten days.
Ten!
'
Breathlessly he finally broke free of the woods to slide down to the railway embankment. Kohler followed and they ran along the track. âAt the end, the pulse slows, the victim turns yellow, the breathing becomes very laboured. There is collapse and then death.'
A not-so-speedy release. End of mushrooms, end of lecture. âHey, since you know the way, I'm going to let you drive,' said Kohler. âDon't hit anything. My nerves won't take it.'
* Â * Â *
The telephone calls were made, the panic had subsided. Mathieu Vaudable, in his forty-third year as coroner of the Périgord Noir, removed his gold-rimmed pince-nez. He cleared his throat and the sound of this, caught in dank medieval cellars off the rue de Siége in one of the oldest parts of Sarlat, was harsh.
âThese cellars,' he said by way of apology. âJean-Louis, I regret the apprehensions you and Herr Kohler have suffered on account of the mushrooms. I myself was shown the basket and took immediate possession of it.'
In specimen after specimen,
Amanita phalloides
(death cap) and
Amanita muscaria
(fly agaric) lay among the stone tools Vaudable had had sent over from the local museum. He had not yet taken time out for his dinner and probably wouldn't.
He picked up a death cap with his tweezers. âThe flat but round cap and dirty green shade which fades to brownish-yellow,' he said, âbut is sometimes pale yellow or bluish, yes? The most deadly of our mushrooms, messieurs.'
There were white gills but on some specimens these had acquired a greenish cast. Each specimen had a swollen base, and a cup that was enclosed in a sheath. The presence of this indicated that the mushrooms had been dug out.
âThe
Amanita muscaria
is not nearly so poisonous. The cap, though similar to its little friend, is a brilliant vermilion to orange red. The gills are white or yellowish and the stem underground is covered with white scales. These specimens have also been dug out by our victim.'
âAnd the stone tools?' managed Kohler.
âAh, yes. A mid-Acheulian handaxe, three cores which have been made into knives and scrapers but could be further worked as the need arose, and a smaller, more perfect knife with a pressure-flaked, serrated edge. All are of the black flint and bear the patina of great age.'
âThe wounds â¦' began Louis.
Vaudable sadly shook his head. âNever have I seen such a thing. Passion, yes, but was it only that? To open the victim? To partially disembowel her? To split the breasts â such things took some doing with tools such as those. Her assailant must have straddled her during the butchering. Blood would have covered his hands and arms, his face, chest and thighs â it was a man, wasn't it? Was he naked? Did he remove his clothes first and then bathe in the stream afterwards? Ah, these things I have to ask myself because his clothes, they would have been ruined.'
âPerhaps it was a man, but,' said Louis, âthis we really do not know.'
âThe time of death was last Monday, or perhaps the day before it.'
âAnd the primary blow, was it struck with a tool such as this?'
Louis picked up the handaxe and, gripping it firmly so that it filled his hand, brought it down broadside and hard only to stop just above the desk. The nodule of flint, the boulder, Hermann, it is worked by striking the edge so that the flint spalls inwards and upwards away from the edge you want. This then causes the spalls to radiate out from a summit near the centre of each side so that you have points there that are useful as a hammerstone.'
The complete tool, then. Axe, chopper, cutter and hammer all in one. Kohler hefted the thing. It weighed about three-quarters of a kilogram, was perhaps at most twelve centimetres by ten by three in thickness. In some places a crude flaking gave a coarsely serrated edge. Other edges were even more crudely worked but all around the top of the tool, where it would have been gripped, there was unworked original nodule, with a white, calcareous encrustation.
âThe wound to the forehead,' said the coroner. âLet us examine it.'
âLouis.â¦'
âStay here. Examine the tools. Try to figure out if our assailant knew she planned to poison him.'
âIf it was a man.'
âYes, yes, of course.'
Deft with the scalpel and tweezers, Vaudable had managed to peel back the skin of the forehead to reveal the bone beneath. âThough the fractures radiate from all around the area of impact, some are longer towards the scalp and chin.'
The smell was terrible but he paid it no mind.
âWas it a handaxe or perhaps the vicious downward slash of a walking stick?' asked St-Cyr, peering closely at the fractures.
âA walking stick? Ah, no. No. That could have been set aside in any case. No, I think the handaxe just as you have held it. One savage, sudden blow caught her right above the eyes. She fell back. Again she was hit on the head and again. He then fell on her. First the sharp edge of that thing to her throat, then the point of it, the multiple stabbings with the full weight behind them â a right-handed assailant. Material from the dress has been caught in many of the wounds. Then the butchering with other stone tools. Did he have them in a little bag he carried around his loins as a savage might? Did he pause, I ask myself, to select or attempt to select the tool best suited to his purpose? The skin of the left half of the left breast, Jean-Louis, I feel certain a scraper was used to remove the flesh and that is why that portion of the breast hangs only by a flap.'