Died in the Wool (12 page)

‘To accuse yourself of murder—'

‘War neurosis, my dear Doug. Typical case: Losse, F., first lieut. Subject to attacks of depression. Refusal to discuss condition. Treatment: Murder in the family followed by psychotherapy (police brand) and Buchmanism. Patient evinced marked desire to talk about himself. Sense of guilt strongly manifested. Cure: doubtful.'

‘I don't know what the hell you're talking about.'

‘Of course not. Sense of guilt aggravated by history of violent antagonism to victim. In fact,' said Fabian, coming to a halt before Alleyn's chair, ‘three weeks before she was killed, Flossie and I had one hell of a row!'

Alleyn looked up at Fabian and saw his lips tremble into a sneer. He made a small breathy sound something like laughter. He wore the conceited, defiant air of the neurotic who bitterly despises his own weakness. ‘Difficult,' Alleyn thought, ‘and damned tiresome. He's going to treat me like an alienist. Blast!' And he said: ‘So you had a row?'

Ursula bent forward and put her hand in Fabian's. For a moment his fingers closed tightly about hers and then, with an impatient movement, he jerked away from her.

‘Oh, yes,' he said loudly. ‘I'm afraid, since I've started on my course of indecent exposure, I've got to tell you about that too. I'm sorry I can't wait until we're alone together. Very boring for the others. Especially Douglas. Douggy always pays. And I apologize to Ursula because she comes into it. Sorry, Ursy, very bad form.'

‘If you mean what I think you mean,' said Douglas, ‘I most certainly agree. Surely Ursy can be left out of this.'

‘Don't be an idiot, Douglas,' Ursula said impatiently. ‘It's what he's doing to himself that matters.'

‘And to Douglas, of course,' Fabian cut in loudly. ‘Don't forget what I'm doing to poor old Douglas. He becomes the traditional figure of fun. Upon my word it's like a
fin de siècle
farce. Flossie was the duenna of course and you, Douglas, her candidate for the
mariage de convenance
. Ursy is the wayward heroine who shakes her curls and looks elsewhere. I, at least, should have the sympathy of the audience if only because I didn't get it from anybody else. There is no hero, I go sour in the part. You ought to be the
confidante
, Terry, but I've an idea you ran a little sub-plot of your own.'

‘I told you,' said Terence Lynne, clearly, ‘that if we started to talk like this, one, if not all, of us, would regret it.'

Fabian turned on her with extraordinary venom. ‘But that one won't be you, will it, Terry? At least, not yet.'

She put her work down in her lap. A thread of scarlet wool trickled over her black dress and fell in a little pool on the floor. ‘No,' she said easily, ‘it won't be me. Except that I find all this talk rather embarrassing. And I don't know what you mean by your “not yet,” Fabian.'

‘You will please keep Terry's name…' Douglas began.

‘Poor Douglas!' said Fabian. ‘Popping up all over the place as the little pattern of chivalry. But it's no good, you know. I'm hell-bent on my Buchmanism. And, really, Ursy, you needn't mind. I may have a crack in my skull and seem to be a bit crazy but I did pay you the dubious compliment of asking you to marry me.'

‘It's as a further sidelight on Flossie,' Fabian said, ‘that the story is really significant,' and as he listened to it Alleyn was inclined to agree with him. It was also a sidelight, he thought, on the character of Ursula Harme, who, when she found there was no stopping Fabian, took the surprising and admirable line of discussing their extraordinary courtship objectively and with an air of judicial impartiality.

Fabian, it appeared, had fallen in love with her during the voyage out. He said, jeering at himself, that he had made up his mind to keep his feelings to himself. ‘Because, taking me by and large, I was not a suitable claimant for the hand of Mrs Rubrick's ward.' On his arrival in New Zealand he had consulted a specialist and had shown him the official report on his injury and subsequent condition. By that time Fabian was feeling very much better. His headaches were less frequent and there had been no recrudescence of the black-outs. The specialist took fresh X-ray photographs of his head, and comparing them with the English ones, found an improvement at the site of injury. He told Fabian to go slow and said there was no reason why he should not make a complete recovery. Fabian, greatly cheered, returned to Mount Moon. He attempted to take part in the normal activities of a sheep station but found that undue exertion still upset him, and he finally settled down to work seriously on his magnetic fuse.

‘All this time,' he said, ‘I did not change either in my feeling for Ursy, or in my decision to say nothing about it. She was Heavenly-kind to me, which perhaps made things a little more difficult, but I had no idea, none at all, that she was in the least fond of me. I avoided anything like a declaration, not only because I thought it would be dishonest, but because I believed it would be useless and embarrassing.'

Fabian made this statement with simplicity and firmness and Alleyn thought: he's working his way out of this. Evidently, it was necessary for him to speak.

One afternoon some months after his arrival at Mount Moon, Flossie plunged upstairs and beat excitedly on the workroom door. Fabian opened it and she shook a piece of paper in his face. ‘Read that,' she shouted. ‘My Favourite Nephew! Isn't it perfectly splendid!'

It was a cable taken down by Markins over the telephone and it announced the imminent return of Douglas Grace. Flossie was delighted. He was, she repeated emphatically, her Favourite Nephew. ‘So sweet always to his old aunt. We had such high old times together in London before the war.' Douglas was to come straight to Mount Moon. As a schoolboy he had spent all his holidays there. ‘It's his home,' said Flossie emphatically. His father had been killed in 1918 and his mother had died some three years ago when Douglas was taking a post-graduate engineering course at Heidelberg. ‘So he's only got his old Auntie,' said Flossie. ‘Your uncle says that if he's demobilized he shall stay here as a salaried cadet. We don't know how badly he's been hurt, of course.' Fabian asked where Douglas had been wounded. ‘A muscular wound,' said Flossie evasively and then added, ‘the gluteus maximus,' and was deeply offended when Fabian laughed. But she was too excited to remain long in a huff and Fabian saw that she hovered on the edge of a confidence. ‘Isn't it fun,' she exclaimed, letting her lips fly apart over her prominent teeth, ‘that Ursy and Douglas should meet! My little ADC and my Favourite Nephew. And you, of course, Fab. I've told Ursy so much about Douglas that she feels she knows him already.' Here Flossie gave Fabian a very sharp gimlet-like glance. He came out, shut the workroom door and locked it. He felt a cold jolt of apprehension in the pit of his stomach, a dreadful turning over. Flossie took his arm and walked him along the passage. ‘You'll call me a silly romantic old thing,' she began and even in his distress he found time to reflect how irritating she was when she playfully assumed octogenarian whimsies. ‘It's only a little dream, of course,' she continued, ‘but it would make me so happy if they should come together. It's always been a little plot of poor old Floosie's. Now, if I was a French guardian and aunt…' She gave Fabian's arm a little squeeze. ‘Ah, well,' she said, ‘we'll see.' He received another gimlet-like glance. ‘He'll be very good for you, Fab,' she said firmly. ‘He's so sane and vigorous. Take you out of yourself. Ha!'

So Douglas arrived at Mount Moon and presently the two young men began their partnership in the workroom. Fabian said, wryly, that from the beginning he had watched for an attraction to spring up between Ursula and Douglas. ‘Certainly Flossie made every possible effort to promote it. She left no stone unturned. The trips
à deux
to the Pass! The elaborate sorting-out. She displayed the virtuosity of Tommy Johns in the drafting yards. Ursy and Douglas to the right. Terry, Uncle Arthur and me to the left. It was masterly and quite shameless. One evening when, on the eve of one of her trips north, her machinations had been particularly blatant, Uncle Arthur called her Pandora, but she missed the allusion and thought he was making a joke about her luggage.'

For a time Fabian thought her plot was going to work and tried to accustom himself to the notion. He watched, sick with uncertainty, for intimate glances, private jokes, the small change of courtship, to develop between Ursula and Douglas, and thought he saw them where they didn't exist. ‘I was even glad to keep Douglas in the workshop because then, at least, I knew they were not together. I was mean and subtle but I tried not to be and I don't think any one noticed.'

‘I merely thought he was fed up with me,' Ursula said to Alleyn. ‘He treated me with deathly courtesy.'

And then, on a day when Fabian had one of his now very rare headaches, there had been a scene between them. ‘A ridiculous scene,' he said, looking gently at Ursula. ‘I needn't describe it. We talked at cross-purposes like people in a Victorian novel.'

‘And I bawled and wept and said if I irritated him he needn't talk to me at all, and then,' said Ursula, ‘we had a magic scene in which everything was sorted out and it all looked as if it was going to be Heaven.'

‘But it didn't work out that way,' Fabian said. ‘I came to earth and remembered I'd no business making love to anybody and, ten minutes too late, did the little hero number and told Ursy to forget me. She said, no. We had the sort of argument that you might imagine from the context. I weakened, of course. I never was much good at heroics and—well, we agreed I should see the quack again and stand by what he told me. But we'd reckoned without our Floss.'

Fabian turned back to the fireplace and, thrusting his hands in his pockets, looked up at the portrait of his aunt.

‘I told you she was as clever as a bagful of monkeys, didn't I? That's what this thing doesn't convey. She was sharp. For example she was wise enough to avoid tackling Ursy about me and, still more remarkable, she had denied herself too many heart-to-heart talks with Ursy about Douglas. I imagine what she did say was indirect, a building up of allusive romantics. She was by no means incapable of subtlety. Just a spot or two of the Beatrice and Benedict stuff and the merest hint that she'd be so, so happy if ever—and then a change of topic. Like that, wasn't it, Ursy?'

‘But she would have liked it,' said Ursula unhappily. ‘She was so fond of Douglas.'

‘And not so fond of me. From what you've heard already, Mr Alleyn, you'll have gathered that my popularity had waned. I wasn't a good enough yes-man for Flossie. I hadn't responded too well to her terrifying ministrations when she nursed me and she didn't really like my friendship with Uncle Arthur.'

‘That's nonsense,' Ursula said. ‘Honestly, darling, it's the purest bilge. She told me it was so nice for Uncle Arthur having you to talk to.'

‘You old innocent,' he said, ‘of course she did. She disliked it intensely. It was something outside the Flossie System, something she wasn't in on. I was very fond of my Uncle Arthur,' Fabian said thoughtfully, ‘he was a good vintage, dry, with a nice bouquet. Wasn't he, Terry?'

‘You're straying from the point,' said Terence.

‘Right. After Ursy and I had come to our decision I tried to be very non-committal and unexalted but I suppose I made a poor fist at it. I was—translated. I'm afraid,' said Fabian abruptly, ‘that all this is intolerably egotistical but I don't see how that can be avoided. At any rate, Flossie spotted something was up. That eye of hers! You do get a hint of it in the portrait. It was sort of blank and yet the pupils had the looks of drills. Ursy managed better than I did. She rather made up to you, Douglas, didn't she, during lunch?'

The fire had burned low and the glowing ball of the kerosene lamp was behind Douglas but Alleyn thought that he had turned redder in the face. His hand went to his moustache and he said in an easy, jocular voice: ‘I think Ursy and I understood each other pretty well, didn't we, Ursy? We both knew our Flossie, what?'

Ursy moved uncomfortably. ‘No, Douglas,' she said. ‘I won't quite take that. I mean—oh, well, it doesn't matter.'

‘Come on, Douglas,' said Fabian with something of his former impishness, ‘be a little gent and take your medicine.'

‘I've said a dozen times already that I fail to see what we gain by parading matters that are merely personal before Mr Alleyn. Talk about dirty linen!'

‘But, my God, isn't it better to wash it, however publicly, than to hide it away, still dirty, in our cupboards? I'm persuaded,' said Fabian vigorously, ‘that only by getting the whole story, the whole complicated mix-up of emotions and circumstances, sorted out and related, shall we ever get at the truth. And after all, this particular bit of linen is perfectly clean. Only rather comic, like Mr Robertson Hare's underpants.'