Authors: Ngaio Marsh
âHaven't they got some of the right stuff down there?' Alleyn suggested.
âAh,' said the cook.
âHow about it?'
The cook began to shake his head again.
Alleyn took a deep breath and fired point-blank. âHow about young Cliff,' he suggested. âAny good?'
âHim!' said the cook, and with startling precision uttered a stream of obscenities.
âWhat's the matter with Cliff?' Alleyn asked.
âAsk him,' the cook said and looked indignantly at Albie Black. âThey're cobbers, them twoâ'
âYou shut your face,' said Albie Black, suddenly furious. He broke into a storm of abuse to which the cook listened sadly. âYou shut your face, or I'll knock your bloody block off. Didn't I tell you to forget it? Haven't you got any sense?' He pointed a shaking finger at Alleyn. âDon't you pick what he is? D'you want to land us both in the cooler?'
The cook sighed heavily. âI thought you said you'd got the fine work in with young Cliff,' he said. âYou know. What you seen that night. I thought you'd fixed him. You know.'
âYou come away,' said Albie in great alarm, âI'm not as sozzled as what you are and I'm telling you. You come away.'
âWait a minute,' said Alleyn, but the cook had taken fright. âChange and decay in all around I see,' he said, and rising with some difficulty flung one arm about the neck of his friend. âSee the hosts of Midian,' he shouted, waving the other arm at Alleyn. âHow they prowl around. It's a lousy life. Let's have a little wee drink, Albie.'
âNo, you don't!' Alleyn began, but the cook turned until his face was pressed into the bosom of his friend, and by slow degrees slid to the ground.
âNow see what you done,' said Albie Black.
T
HE COOK BEING
insensible and, according to Fabian, certain to remain so for many hours, Alleyn suffered him to be moved and concentrated on Albert Black.
There had been a certain spaciousness about the cook but Albert, he decided, was an abominable specimen. He disseminated meanness and low cunning. He was drunk enough to be truculent and sober enough to look after himself. The only method, Alleyn decided, was that of intimidation. He and Fabian withdrew with Albert into the annexe.
âHave you ever been mixed up in a murder charge before?' Alleyn began, with the nearest approach to police station truculence of which he was capable.
âI'm not mixed up in one now,' said Albert, showing the whites of his eyes. âChoose your words.'
âYou're withholding information in a homicidal investigation, aren't you? D'you know what that means?'
âHere!' said Albert. âYou can't swing that across me.'
âYou'll be lucky if you don't get a pair of bracelets swung across you. Haven't you been in trouble before?' Albert looked at him indignantly. âCome on, now,' Alleyn persisted. âHow about a charge of theft?'
âMe?' said Albert. âMe, with a clean sheet all the years I bin 'ere! Accusing me of stealing! 'Ow dare yer?'
âWhat about Mr Rubrick's whisky? Come on, Black, you'd better make a clean breast of it.'
Albert looked at the piano. His dirty fingers pulled at his underlip. He moved closer to Alleyn and peered into his face. âIt's methylated spirits they stink of,' Alleyn thought.
âGot a fag on yer?' Albert said ingratiatingly and grasped him by the coat.
Alleyn freed himself, took out his case and offered it, open, to Albert.
âYou're a pal,' said Albert and took the case. He helped himself fumblingly to six cigarettes and put them in his pocket. He looked closely at the case. âPosh,' he said. âNot gold, though, d'you reckon, Mr Losse?'
âWell,' Alleyn said. âHow about this whisky?'
Albert jerked his head at the piano. âSo he got chatty after all, did he?' he said. âThe little bastard. OK. That lets me out.' He again grasped Alleyn by the coat with one hand and with the other pointed behind him at the piano. âWhat a pal,' he said. âComes the holy Jo over a drop of Johnny Walker and the next night he's fixing the big job.'
âWhat the hell are you talking about!' Fabian said violently.
âCanâyouâtellâme,' Albert said, swaying and clinging to Alleyn, âhow a little bastard like that can be playing the ruddy piano and at the same time run into me round the corner of the wool-shed? There's a mystery for you, if you like.'
Fabian took a step forward. âBe quiet, Losse,' said Alleyn.
âIt's a very funny thing,' Albert continued, âhow an individual can be in two places at once. And he knew he oughtn't to be there, the ruddy little twister. Because all the time I sees him by the wool-shed he keeps on thumping that blasted pianna. Now then!'
âVery strange,' said Alleyn.
âIsn't it. I knew you'd say that.'
âWhy haven't you talked about this before?'
Albert freed himself, spat, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. âBargain's a bargain, isn't it? Fair dos. Wait till I get me hands on the little twister. Put me away, has he? Good oh! And what does he get? Anywhere else he'd swing for it.'
âDid you hear Mrs Rubrick speaking in the wool-shed?'
âHow could she speak when he'd fixed her? That was earlier: “Ladies and gentlemen.” Gawd, what a go!'
âWhere was he?'
âAlleyn, for God's sakeâ' Fabian began, and Alleyn turned on him. âIf you can't be quiet, Losse, you'll have to clear out. Now, Black, where was Cliff?'
âAren't I telling you? Coming out of the shed.'
Alleyn looked through the annexe window. He saw a rough track running downhill, past the yards, past a side road to the wool-shed, down to a narrow water race above the gate that Florence Rubrick came through when she left the lavender path and struck uphill to the wool-shed.
âWas it then that you asked him to say nothing about the previous night when he caught you stealing the whisky?' Alleyn held his breath. It was a long shot and almost in the dark.
âNot then,' said Albert.
âDid you speak to him?'
âNot then.'
âHad you already spoken about the whisky?'
âI'm not saying anything about that. I'm telling you what he done.'
âAnd I'm telling you what
you
did. That was the bargain, wasn't it? He found you making away with the bottles. He ordered you off and was caught trying to put them back. He didn't give you away. Later, when the murder came out and the police investigation started, you struck your bargain. If Cliff said nothing about the whisky, you'd say nothing about seeing him come out of the shed?'
Albert was considerably sobered. He looked furtively from Alleyn to Fabian. âI got to protect myself,' he said. âAsking a bloke to put himself away.'
âVery good. You'd rather I tell him you've blown the gaff and get the whole story from him. The police will be interested to know you've withheld important information.'
âAll right, all right,' said Albert shrilly. âHave it your own way, you blasted cow,' and burst into tears.
Fabian and Alleyn groped their way down the hill in silence. They turned off to the wool-shed, where Alleyn paused and looked at the sacking-covered door. Fabian watched him miserably.
âIt must have been in about this light,' Alleyn said. âJust after dark.'
âYou can't do it!' Fabian said. âYou can't believe a drunken sneakthief's story. I know young Cliff. He's a good chap. You've talked to him. You can't believe it.'
âA year ago,' Alleyn said, âhe was an over-emotionalized, slightly hysterical and extremely unhappy adolescent.'
âI don't give a damn! Oh, God!' Fabian muttered, âwhy the hell did I start this?'
âI did warn you,' Alleyn said with something like compassion in his voice.
âIt's impossible, I swearâI formally swear to you that the piano never stopped for more than a few seconds. You know what it's like on a still night. The cessation of a noise like that hits your ears. Albie was probably half-tight. Good Lord, he said himself that the piano went on all the time. Of course it wasn't Cliff that he saw. I'm amazed that you pay the smallest attention to his meanderings.' Fabian paused. âIf he saw any one,' he added, and his voice changed, âI admit that it was probably the murderer. It wasn't Cliff. You yourself pointed out that it was almost dark.'
âThen why did Cliff refuse to talk about the whisky?'
âSchoolboy honour. He'd struck up a friendship with the wretched creature.'
âYes,' said Alleyn. âThat's tenable.'
âThen why don't you accept it?'
âMy dear chap, I'll accept it if it fits. See here. I want you to do two things for me. The first is easy. When you go indoors, help me to get a toll call through in privacy. Will you?'
âOf course.'
âThe second is troublesome. You know the pens inside the shearing-shed? With the slatted floor where the unshorn sheep are huddled together?'
âWell?'
âYou've finished crutching today, haven't you?'
âYes.'
âI'm afraid I want to take that slatted floor up.'
Fabian stared at him. âWhy on earth?'
âThere may be something underneath.'
âThere are the sheep droppings of thirty years underneath.'
âSo I feared. Those of the last year are all that concern me. I'll want a sieve and a spade and if you can lay your hands on a pair of rejected overalls, I'd be grateful.'
Fabian looked at Alleyn's hands. âAnd gloves if it could be managed,' Alleyn said. âI'm very sorry about taking up the floor. The police department will pay the damage, of course. It may only be one sectionâthe one nearest the press. I think you might warn the others when we go in.'
âMay I ask what you hope to find?'
âA light that failed,' said Alleyn.
âAm I supposed to understand that?'
âI don't see why you shouldn't.' They had reached the gate into the lavender walk. Alleyn turned and looked back at the track. He could see the open door into the annexe where they had left Albie Black weeping off the combined effects of confession, betrayal and the hangover from wood alcohol.
âWas it methylated spirit they'd been drinking?' he asked. âHe and the cook?'
âI wouldn't put it past them. Or Hokanui.'
âWhat's that?'
âThe local equivalent of potheen.'
âWhy do you keep him?'
âHe doesn't break out very often. We can't pick our men in war-time.'
âI'd love to lock him up,' Alleyn said. âHe stinks. He's a toad.'
âThen why do you listen to him?'
âDo you suppose policemen only take statements from people they fall in love with? Come in. I want to get that call through before the bureau shuts.'
They found the members of the household assembled in the pleasant colonial-Victorian drawing-room, overlooking the lawn on the wool-shed side of the house.
âWe rather felt we couldn't face the study again,' Ursula said. âAfter last night, you know. We felt it could do with an airing. And I'm going to bed at eight. If Mr Alleyn lets me, of course. Does every one realize we got exactly five and a half hours of sleep last night?'
âI should certainly prefer that Flossie's portrait did not preside over another session,' Fabian agreed. âIf there was to be another session, of course. Having never looked at it for three years I've suddenly become exquisitely self-conscious in its presence. I suppose, Ursy darling, you wouldn't care to have it in your room?'
âIf that's meant to be a joke, Fabian,' said Ursula, âI'm not joining in it.'
âYou're very touchy. Mr Alleyn is going to dash off a monograph on one of the less delicious aspects of the merino sheep, Douglas. We are to take up the floor of the wool-shed pens.'
Alleyn, standing in the doorway, watched the group round the fire. Mrs Aceworthy wore her almost habitual expression of half-affronted gentility. Terence Lynne, flashing the needles in her scarlet knitting, stared at him, and drew her thin brows together. Ursula Harme, arrested in the duelling mood she kept for Fabian, paused, her lips parted. Douglas dropped his newspaper and began his usual indignant expostulation: âWhat in Heaven's name are you talking about, Fab? Good Lordâ'
âYes, Douglas, my dear,' said Fabian, âwe know how agitating you find your present condition of perpetual astonishment, but there it is. Up with the slats and down goes poor Mr Alleyn.'
Douglas retired angrily behind his newspaper. âThe whole thing's a farce,' he muttered obscurely. âI always said so.' He crackled his paper. âWho's going to do it?'
âIf you'll trust me,' said Alleyn, âI will.'
âI don't envy you your job, sir.'