Death by Inferior Design (5 page)

While Carl applied the matte base coat for the faux finish, I returned to my sewing. An hour later, I decided to dash across the street and make sure that Sullivan wasn’t going to keep Taylor so busy on
his
carpentry projects that the latter neglected
mine
completely.

The temperature had warmed to the mid-forties, and the sky above the white-capped mountains was a glorious azure. Even without the Rockies’ majestic backdrop, I’d have moved here for the pleasure of being able to live beneath such a divine shade of blue, I decided as I crossed over to Randy Axelrod’s backyard.

Taylor was hunkered over his saw, a cigarette hanging from his lips. Pacing nearby, Steve Sullivan seemed to be trying to stay upwind of the smoke. The boards I’d purchased were stacked by the Axelrods’ back door, and on top of the stack were my keys, which I pocketed.

Steve’s brow furrowed the moment he spotted me, and he stormed toward me. “Nice work, Gilbert.”

“On what? My bed design?”

“On making my client nervous about the Barcalounger. I’ll be sure to return the favor, first chance I get.”

“You can try. It won’t do you any good, though. Carl Henderson couldn’t care less how his bedroom turns out.”

Sullivan snorted. “So I guess you win this round. But let me warn you: you
don’t
want to play hardball with me.”

“Oh? And why is that? Because
you
have no professional ethics whatsoever, and I do?”

“Hey, I have—” He stopped his protest and shut his mouth, his eyes blazing. Then he said grimly, “The Cooper job had extenuating circumstances, Gilbert. If it makes you feel any better, though, I’m sorry.”

I hid my surprise at his having not only admitted to the transgression of having stolen the Cooper account from me, but apologizing for doing so. “What ‘extenuating circumstances’ are you referring to?”

He shot a glance at Taylor, bent over his noisy saw. “Now’s not a good time to go into that.” He crossed his arms and glared at me.

His haughty behavior couldn’t spook me. “Fine, but you owe me a full explanation if you expect me to accept your apology.”

He merely arched an arrogant eyebrow. Taylor shut off his saw, so we both turned our attention to him. “I was wondering how my projects are coming,” I said to the carpenter, ignoring the fact that I could see for myself that all my materials were a few steps away, and untouched.

Taylor swiped his big palm across his shaved pate. “Haven’t started ’em.”

“Can you give me a time frame? If you can just cut the pieces for the bed and the TV stand, I could have Carl stain them tonight, so they’d be dry by tomorrow. And I’d love to have the closet shelves today, so we can paint them.”

Taylor took a long drag on his cigarette, leaned toward me, sneared, and blew the smoke directly in my face. Grinning as if daring me to object, he replied, “No sweat, Gilbert.”

“Good,” Sullivan immediately interjected, to my surprise. “Because if you can’t handle the work, Taylor, I’ll have one of my people replace you even before you can get your tools reloaded in your pickup.”

“I can handle the job just fine, dude.” Taylor shot a visual dart in my direction and crushed his cigarette under the heel of his boot. “You’ll have your closet shelves in an hour, Gilbert, soon as I finish with Steve’s project.”

“Thank you,” I replied in Taylor’s general direction, but I kept my eyes on Steve Sullivan. His bland expression didn’t change. I turned and headed back across the street. Sullivan had just bailed me out of a jam. If he hadn’t been there, I very well might have made the same threat to Taylor, but my threat to replace him would have been a bluff. Sullivan, however, had the connections to back up his assertions. Why was he being so nice? He was probably trying to lull me into a false sense of security.

Carl was in the living room, rummaging through my fabric pieces. With his tall, thin, and stooped frame, he resembled a curved-over contemporary floor lamp. One that never lit up, that is. “Painting’s done,” he muttered glumly.

“That’s just the first coat. We’ll put the burgundy coat on for the faux finish later this afternoon. The frottage technique is a two-person job, with one person rolling on the paint and the second person placing the plastic on top of it. It’s a subtractive procedure that . . .” Speaking of glazing, his eyes had started to glaze over. “The point is, I’m hoping that by then, Randy or Myra will come over to give us a hand. I need to hang the wallpaper at some point. In the meantime, I could use some help with the sewing. Especially with the pillows. It’s really a simple job, and I can show you how.”

Carl grimaced, then grabbed his keys. “I don’t sew,” he declared. “I’ll go get us some reinforcements.”

“You have more people who can help us out?” I asked.

“No, I meant I’ll go get us some lunch. What would you like? A burger?” Before I could reply, he continued. “You’re probably more the salad type. How ’bout I get us something from the noodles-to-go place?”

“That sounds great. Thanks, Carl.”

The garage door rumbled open and then closed behind his car. It was the first time I’d been left alone in the house, and after a couple of minutes, I decided to take a break. I’d inspect Carl’s painting and the patch job we’d done on the hole.

Upstairs, I knelt, closed my eyes, and ran my palm over the smooth surface of the repaired wall. To my delight, only the coolness of the still-damp plaster gave me any indication of where Taylor had taped over the new seams. This surface would make a perfect blank canvas beneath the sublime wallpaper that I was so eager to hang. I opened my eyes and admired Carl’s paint job. The gold walls were already catching a lovely slant of light through the windows. This new bedroom was going to be the absolute ultimate Christmas gift, wrapped in luxurious, warm red-and-gold walls.

The garage door opened again. Carl must have forgotten something: his wallet, perhaps. I grinned and waited for him to enter the house, planning to call down to him that he’d done an excellent job on both the sanding and the painting.

“Oh, my God!” a woman shrieked. “We’ve caught them in the act!”

I scrambled to my feet and raced out of the bedroom, making it to the landing of the stairs. Below me, I instantly recognized Debbie Henderson—an attractive, round-faced woman with strawberry-blond hair—from the wedding picture, although her delightful smile was now absent. Next to her stood a rail-thin bleached blonde. She wore a stunning heather pin-striped suit that was obviously an Armani. She had to be Jill McBride, Kevin’s wife.

“It’s okay,” I said, trying to mollify them. “I’m supposed to be here, Mrs. Henderson. I’m a . . . guest of your husband’s.”

Debbie cried, “I knew it! Didn’t I tell you, Jill? We caught them in the act! She was coming out of the
bedroom.”

“Your husband was paying me to . . .” Come to think of it that didn’t sound good. “Mr. Henderson hired me to—”

“We know full well that you’re a designer,” Jill McBride cut in firmly. The woman reeked of old money in her upper-crust Bostonian accent and her every movement. “Don’t deny it.”

“I wasn’t going to.” How could I? My only other option would have been to claim I was a hooker. One who’d brought a sewing machine and fabric to her trick’s house.

Debbie grumbled, “I suppose Carl thought I’d enjoy being surprised. As opposed to having some input in what my own bedroom looks like . . .”

“I’ve got to get home,” Jill said. Her face was ashen. She gave Debbie’s arm a squeeze and drew a shaky breath. “If Carl’s having your bedroom redone, Kevin’s probably destroying my den as we speak. Honestly! He knows I handpick people to do that sort of thing for me!”

Despite the gravity of the situation, I couldn’t help but smile at the notion of Jill’s handpicking people to destroy her rooms.

“Go. Hurry.” Debbie gestured Jill toward the door. Peevishly, she brushed past me and marched up the stairs.

“I assure you, Mrs. Henderson, I’ve been trying to take your personal taste into consideration as I—”

“Oh. My.
God!
”

I raced after her into the room. Although the other walls were already much improved—at once livelier and truly elegant in their new golden hue—my client’s wife was gaping in horror at the blotchy accent wall.

Debbie Henderson snatched up my crowbar and whirled to face me. “Whatever possessed you to tear out my paneling? What kind of an idiot designer
are
you?”

chapter 3

The aspen paneling was really nice,” I said to Debbie, hoping that “really nice” was apt flattery for something that she’d loved and that I’d just hacked to bitty bits during her brief absence from home. “You and I share an appreciation for unpainted, quality wood. Unfortunately, your husband didn’t mention that the paneling was your favorite part of the room until it was too late. The good news is I’m installing magnificent wallpaper that’s an absolute work of art and is going to look positively sublime. . . .”

But Debbie was still too agitated to hear me. She was now examining Taylor’s and my patch in the wall as if she were assessing the aftermath of some terrible accident. At least she’d dropped my crowbar to do so, and I toyed with the idea of nudging it farther away from her with my foot. “Why is
this
here?” she asked me in accusatory tones.

“It’s a repair job from the hole in the Sheetrock that we discovered when we removed the panels.”

“Why would there have been a hole in the wall? And why wouldn’t my husband or I have known about it if our walls were crumbling all around us?”

“The hole was put there deliberately. Somebody had apparently been hiding several letters and a necklace in it.”

“Letters?”

“Love letters.”

Her angry expression instantly changed to a startled one, and then she looked worried. “That’s very strange, to say the least. If there were letters here, they must have been put there long before Carl and I got married and bought the place.” She paused. “Did my husband happen to see them?” she asked, too casually.

“Yes, he was with me at the time. He put them away in another room.”

“In the guest room?”

“I don’t know.”

She sighed, then muttered under her breath, “I should have seen this coming.”

Below us, I could hear a man’s heavy footfalls, and Carl’s voice soon called up the stairs, “Erin? You didn’t happen to see my wife, did you? I could have sworn she and Jill took
Debbie’s
car to the spa, but—”

With her hands fisted, Debbie marched out of the room.

“Debbie!” he cried.

“Carl.”

I rushed into the hallway behind Debbie. Carl was holding two containers from Noodles and Company and staring up at his wife. His facial expression reminded me of the way my cat, Hildi, had looked up at me when a former neighbor carried her home by the scruff of the neck after Hildi had snuck through a window and attacked his canary cage.

“What are you doing back so early?” Carl asked his wife.

“Jill and I got to talking during the drive about some of the peculiar things you and Kevin have been saying lately. We put everything together and realized what you were up to. Then we decided we’d never be able to really relax at the spa anyway, so we turned around and came home.”

He glanced at the food containers in either hand, then at the front door. I’m pretty sure he was considering dropping the lunches and bolting. Instead he sighed, pointed at me with his chin, and told his wife, “This was supposed to be a Christmas gift. Merry Christmas.”

“You let her tear down my paneling!” Debbie stomped her foot. “What
were
you thinking?”

Carl hung his head. “I didn’t realize why no one else touching the paneling was so important to you, or—”

“What do you mean,
why
it’s so important? Because I just happen to like the look of natural wood, that’s why. I didn’t know any more than
you
did about the cubbyhole in there till just now, when . . . when your designer told me.”

“Erin Gilbert,” I supplied, realizing that I’d neglected to introduce myself. “Mrs. Henderson, let me just show you the wallpaper and my design for your room, okay?”

“It looks great to me,” Carl interjected with a careless shrug.

“You don’t know an ottoman from an armoire,” she scoffed. “You’d be just as happy if our furniture were made out of cinder blocks and particleboard.”

“Hey! I’ve gone along with every one of your decisions without complaint. I’ve never objected to a single stick of furniture you brought into the house. And I agreed to toss nearly every piece of furnishing
I
owned before we moved in here.”

She flung up her hands. “Because
all
of it was constructed from particleboard and cinder blocks!”

“And I’m
agreeing
with you!”

She rolled her eyes, then sighed and stared at her shoes. After an uncomfortably long pause, she met my eyes. “Hi, Erin.” She held out her hand. “I’m Debbie Henderson. Welcome to our home.” Her smile was sincere.

We belatedly shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. “I’m sure you can’t tell this from looking around the place,” Debbie told me, “but I have a true
passion
for interior design.”

“Sure I can. For one thing, I’m completely smitten with your eight-drawer chest. Not everyone would recognize such high-quality craftsmanship.”

“Thank you. That was one of the items I purchased specifically for this house, five years ago. I love it. That’s why I put it at the foot of the bed, where it’s the first thing I see when I wake up every morning.”

Hmm. That chest needed to be moved to one side to improve the overall balance and flow of the room. It would still be the first thing she saw upon waking, though . . . if she didn’t mind tilting her head a little. For the foot of the bed, I’d selected a stunning, gilt-framed oil painting of a narrow cobblestone road in a quaint French village, the terra-cotta housefronts all brimming with colorful flower boxes. I could always return the painting, though, if she preferred having the chest there. I donned my warmest smile. “Let me show you my plans, Debbie.”