Days of Little Texas (5 page)

The next morning I’m riding in the truck cab with Certain Certain. We head out of Verbena and pass a bunch of small towns that all look alike: tractor parts stores, old brick schools, squashy frame houses, gas stations.

Tell you the truth, I’m sick to death of little towns. But Miss Wanda Joy says big cities like Nashville and Memphis and Birmingham are all wanting to charge you for a space to put up the tent or even park the motor home.

“Let them burn in their iniquity,” she likes to say.

But whenever I see those big lights creeping past the
windows, I feel this yearning spread through my whole body, like my soul is pushing at the seams.

Today I’m drifting in and out of my memories of that girl in the blue dress. The way her golden hair hung on her shoulders. How hot her skin was.
What it felt like to put my hand on her face
.

Certain Certain fiddles with the radio. Don’t strike me down, Lord, but country music reminds me too much of being stuck inside a trailer next door to the chemical factory. My original momma was always listening to one sad song after another, till it got to feeling like torture, trapped in somebody else’s messed-up life.

Last fall I heard a car pumping music out of these big, booming speakers that was so wild, loose,
hungry—I
couldn’t understand the words, but I could understand the
feeling
. The kids in that car are probably going straight to hell. But here’s my awful secret: I would’ve followed them right out of the fairgrounds if I could. Just to keep listening.

We pull off at a rest stop and get out to stretch our legs. Miss Wanda Joy always makes us park far away from everybody else. Older men sit at tables and watch the girls.
Girls
. A couple of kids are throwing a Frisbee around. What would it be like to have a brother or a sister? What would they think of me?

Inside, the air-conditioning feels good. There are computers where you can touch the screen and find out information about the Smoky Mountains, the Gulf, New Orleans, caves,
state parks. This is my dream, to see each and every one of these places. Not like a tourist, but to find the one that’s right for me. Get a claim to a piece of it and don’t ever let it go. I believe I could sit still in the same house forever. Living on the road will do that to you.

Coming out of the welcome center with my hands full of brochures, I run into a group of kids ganged up around the entrance. There are at least nine of them, all wearing black and yellow T-shirts that say
CONOVER HIGH YELLOW JACKETS
. A couple of the bigger boys step in my way.

“Hey, can you tell us where the bathroom is?” one of them says. “I need to go
real bad
.”

“It’s right in there,” I say, feeling squirmy. Some of the girls start giggling. The two big boys are still blocking my way.

“You have to drop a deuce?” the second one says to me. A big, barrel-chested boy maybe a couple of years older than me, with ham-bone fists.

“Excuse me?” I say.

A bunch of them bust out laughing, braying like mules.

“Excuse me!
” the first boy says, trying to imitate my voice and nearly choking on himself. “Did you really just say that?”

The other one, the one with the fists, turns to the girls. “Hey, this guy just polluted the whole place. I think I can smell it.” He sniffs the air and wrinkles his face up, cussing. “Didn’t you flush? It’s that little silver handle.”

“Maybe they don’t have indoor plumbing in Jesus Land,” the first one says.

I start forward again, but they push together in front of me.

“Look at that hair,” a girl says, laughing. I feel my face go hot. “He’s got
preacher hair
.” She takes out something small and black, flips it open. It’s a cell phone. She holds it up between the heads of the tall boys and aims it at me. “I’ve got to get a picture of this.”

“Wait a minute,” the first kid says. He has a big potato face. “Don’t take it yet. Hey, Preacher Hair, your shirt’s tucked in. You want me to help you with that?”

He grabs at my shirt and starts to jerk it out. I knock at his hands and drop all my brochures. They scatter all over the sidewalk, some of them laying open: Clingman’s Dome, Tuckaleechee Caverns, Rock City, Port Saint Joe. I bend down to pick them up, but the kids are stepping on them, kicking them around. I get the ones I can.

“Will you move, please?” I say, trying to get at the other ones. Nobody moves. Finally I just give up and straighten back up.

“How old are you, boy?” the first kid says.

“Sixteen. Nearly.”

“You’re one of them hard-core Baptists, aren’t you? Can’t dance, can’t chew gum, got to hold it with rubber gloves to take a leak.”

“Naw, he can’t be Baptist,” the second boy says. “My cousin’s a Baptist. They’re not
that
weird. Church of Christ maybe.”

“Church of God?” somebody says in the back.

“Nope. None of them are
this
strange,” Ham-Fist says. “He’s
Penicoastal
. Yeah, baby. That’s where you whip out your
Peni
and take it
coastal
.”

“Fundamentalist,” somebody says. “Emphasis on the
mental
.”

“Oh, you guys are so
mean
” another girl says. But she’s grinning when she says it. “Leave him alone, Brett. Let him go.”

“What’s your problem?” I say to the one she called Brett.

“That your bus over there?” he says.

I don’t look, but I know where he’s pointing.

“That’s it, isn’t it?” he says. “Bet it’s full of damn snakes. I heard y’all milk ’em and wave them around in church. I saw it on the Discovery Channel. No, Animal Planet.” He laughs.

I start walking again; he steps in the way.

“Let me go,” I say, baring my teeth a little.

“I bet that bus stinks like a mofo, doesn’t it? All those snakes crawling around in there.” He turns to the girl with the cell phone. “You know what snakes smell like, don’t you, Genna?”

“Hell no,” the girl says.

“Like two people doing it.”

“How would
you
know?”

“I’ll show you sometime.”

“So that’s your
momma
sitting over there?” Ham-Fist says, pointing at the stone picnic table where Miss Wanda Joy is sitting with Sugar Tom and Certain Certain.

“No—” I start, but he cuts me off.

“Your momma
and
your daddy. No wonder you’re messed up. She’s one of those bitches never washes her hair, right? Keeps it blowed up like a football on top of her head, except for the part in back where it’s running down to her ass. Hasn’t cut that tail since she was
born
, right? Otherwise she goes straight to hell, doesn’t she?”

“Shut your mouth,” I say, feeling my jaw tighten.

“Ooh, I’m pissing my pants, Preacher Hair.”

“Let him alone, Tommy. Let him go. That’s enough.” It’s the same girl as before, the one in the back. She’s not smiling now.

“Aw, we’re just messing with you, right?” Brett says. “He knows we’re just messing with him, don’t you?”

I feel every muscle in my body tightening now, feel a white-hot rage building up behind my eyes. What Sugar Tom calls a “righteous fire.”

“Look out now, Brett,” Tommy Ham-Fist says. “Watch those eyes. He’s fixing to kick your ass.”

“You want to kick my ass, don’t you, Preacher Hair?” Brett says. “You believe I’m going to hell, don’t you? Look, you got me all scared and everything. You really do. So I tell you what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna make it up to you. Isn’t that right, Genna?”

The girl with the cell phone clicks it shut and drops it into her pocket. “What?”

“Make it up to him,” Brett says. “That’s what we should do.”

He smiles at the girl, Genna. She doesn’t seem to know what he wants. Then her mouth falls open, and you can see something change in her eyes. She grins at Brett.

“You sure?” He nods and lets her come forward. “Okay,” Genna says.

She stands facing me and grabs the edge of her shirt, hauls it up to her chin. I can see them for just the tiniest little split second. Her
bosoms
. She’s
showing
them to me. Genna yanks her shirt back down.

It happens so fast, I don’t know if the other kids can even see, the way Tommy and Brett are bunched up around her. Then the whole gang laughs like crazy and pushes past me into the welcome center. I’m standing there holding my breath and my brochures like a broken dog.

“Have a deviled egg,” Sugar Tom says when I get back to the picnic table.

I push the plate away. “No thanks. I’m not hungry.”

I lay my brochures out and start pretending to go through them. I feel my mouth bunching, tears coming, and my jaw clenching.
They are evil. Evil
.

“What did they say to you?” Miss Wanda Joy asks. Those eyes don’t miss a thing. “Did they say something profane?”

“No, ma’am,” I say. “Not so much.”

The Conover High kids are coming back out now. Miss Wanda Joy gets up, pulling her dress from between her legs. “Well, maybe I’ll just go have a talk with them and find out for myself.”

“No
.” I say it so sharp, it surprises even me.
“Please
. Let’s just leave.”

But she is already on her way over there, long skirts dragging the grass. My face is burning. I glance at her, and she is standing in the group of Conover kids, looking like a person out of the pioneer days. She is taller than any of them, except Tommy and Brett. I can tell by the way they are slouching, they want to get smart with her. But they don’t dare; who could, staring into those blazing eyes?

What could she be saying to them?

“Second Samuel, chapter thirteen, verse thirteen,” Sugar Tom says, croaking a little. “‘Whither shall I cause my shame to go?’”

I look at my hands. Does it show that much?

The Conover kids seem kind of subdued after Miss Wanda Joy leaves. But the minute we climb into the motor home, I can hear them out the open window.

“Little
Texassssssss
, Little
Texassssssss
, Little
Texasssssssssssssss!
”

Hissing like serpents.

We’re back on the interstate. I’m wondering,
What would it be like to
touch
that Genna girl there? Soft? Warm?

Forgive me, Lord
.

“Your face is red as a prickly pear,” Certain Certain says. “Them boys mess with you?”

“Yes, sir. And she just
had
to make it worse,” I say.

Certain Certain downshifts, making the gears grind. “Don’t let ’em get to you, boy,” he says. “Proverbs, chapter one, verse twenty-two. ‘Scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge.’”

I turn my head to the window and close my eyes.
She
didn’t even have any underclothes on
, I think.
Nothing but pure skin. Soft, pale, round, and pinkish
.

My fingers tremble, so I pick up the map to give them something to do. Why would somebody show something so mysterious and secret and sweet, for all the world to see? What kind of person would do that to her soul?

And how do you get to know a girl like that?

The feeling I had in that dream is coming back. Like whatever is
me
, the
inside
me, is all of a sudden collecting right in the middle. Everything below my belt buckle seems like it’s tightening and lifting, drawing every ounce of heat in my body.

I unfold the map and lay it across my legs.
Snakes. Hellfire. Damnation. Heaven. Soft. Lucy
. Lucy. I press down on the map and talk to Certain Certain without looking at him.

“Did you … did you ever have … I mean, did you have a girlfriend when you were my age?”

He chuckles. “Be more accurate to ask, was there ever a time I
didn’t
have me a girlfriend? How far we talking ’bout going back into prehistory, Lightning?”

“You don’t have a girlfriend now.”

“I’ve sowed all the wild oats I’ll ever need to sow.”

“But what if everybody did that?”

“Did what?”

“You know. Did what we’re always telling them in services. Stopped …
lusting
. There wouldn’t be any babies. The human race would die out.”

Certain Certain scratches his chin. I can see the slave tag flash in the sun. “You don’t have to worry about that anytime soon,
believe
me.”

“But what if… what if you were my age and somebody … they showed you their …”

“What?”

“I can’t say it.”

“Titties? That the word you hunting for?”

My hands keep pressing the map.

“Let me tell you something,” Certain Certain says. “You think the world just woke up and happened yesterday, don’t you?”

“No I don’t.”

“Yes you do. Young people … y’all think you invented everything. Everything new to y’all is new to anybody who ever lived.” He spits out his window. “Think I didn’t never slip around behind my daddy’s corncrib with some pretty little gal now and again? Shoot. Some of them little gals ’bout near tore me
up
.”

“But… didn’t you ever think they were crazy when they did that?”

“Mo’ crazy the better.”

“No, so crazy they would … wreck your whole life?”

“Shoot, boy. Don’t take a crazy gal to do that. Sane as Jane will do. You ask anybody.”

“Do you ever wish… do you ever think about how maybe things could’ve turned out different?”

“Different don’t matter,” Certain Certain says. “What matters is, did they turn out for the
best?
For me they did. I know what you worried about. You worried are you going to be stuck in the ministry business your whole life? Is that all you ever going to know? All you ever
supposed
to know? Isn’t that right?”

“Yes, sir.”

“I knew it. Here’s the thing I learned. There’s my plan, there’s your plan, there’s
His
plan. His plan is the one that counts. His plan is the one workin’ in our lives every second of every day, whether we know it or not. Sometimes it seems like the worst thing in the world, way things work out for you in life. But it’s all part of His plan, and when you look back on things, you see it more clear. Fifteen, shoot. Everything’s in front of you, boy. Plenty of time for His plan to unfold in your life. Let go and let God.”

I’ve been saying the same thing to congregations for years. “I was hoping for something a little more specific,” I say.

“Lord ain’t into specifics,” Certain Certain says. “That’s your part. Lord is into
faith
.”

I turn back to the window and watch the world pass by, wondering what goes on inside all those houses. Is there a kid right now, right there, in
that
little blue house—somebody my age? Does he have a girlfriend?

Or maybe it’s a girl. Is she like that Genna girl? Ready to lift her shirt up and laugh? Or Lucy… could Lucy ever be that way? No. I don’t believe it. Lucy wouldn’t do that. Would she?