Crank - 01 (2 page)

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Flirtin’ with the Monster

Life was good

before I

met

the monster.

After,

life

was great.

At

least

for a little while.

Introduction

So you want to know all

about me. Who

I am.

What chance meeting of

brush and canvas painted

the face

you see? What made

me despise the girl

in the mirror

enough to transform her,

turn her into a stranger,

only not.

So you want to hear

the whole story. Why

I swerved

off the high road,

hard left to nowhere,

recklessly

indifferent to those

coughing my dust,

picked up speed

no limits, no top end,

just a high velocity rush

to madness.

Alone

everything changes.

Some might call it distorted reality,

but it’s exactly the place I need to be:

no mom,

Marie, ever more distant,

in her midlife quest for fame

no stepfather,

Scott, stern and heavy-handed

with unattainable expectations

no big sister,

Leigh, caught up in a tempest

of uncertain sexuality

no little brother,

Jake, spoiled and shameless

in his thievery of my niche.

Alone,

there is only the person inside.

I’ve grown to like her better

than the stuck-up husk of me. She’s

not quite silent,

shouts obscenities just because

they roll so well off the tongue

not quite straight-A,

but talented in oh-so-many

enviable ways

not quite sanitary,

farts with gusto, picks

her nose, spits like a guy

not quite sane,

sometimes, to tell you the truth,

even / wonder about her.

Alone,

there is no perfect daughter,

no gifted high-school junior,

no Kristina Georgia Snow.

There is only Bree.

On Bree

I suppose

she’s always been

there, vague as a soft

copper pulse of moonlight

through blossoming seacoast

fog.

I wonder

when I first noticed

her, slipping in and out

of my pores, hide-and-seek

spider in fieldstone, red-bellied

phantom.

I summon

Bree when dreams

no longer satisfy, when

gentle clouds of monotony

smother thunder, when Kristina

cries.

I remember

the night I first

let her go, opened the

smeared glass, one thin pane,

cellophane between rules and sin,

freed.

More on Bree

Spare me

those Psych ’01 labels,

I’m no more schizo than most.

Bree is

no imaginary playmate,

no overactive pituitary,

no alter ego, moving in.

Hers is the face I wear,

treading the riptide,

fathomless oceans where

good girls drown.

Besides,

even good girls have secrets,

ones even their best friends must guess.

Who do

they turn to on lonely

moon-shadowed sidewalks?

I’d love to hear them confess:

Who do they become when

night descends,

a cool puff of smoke, and

vampires come out to party?

My Mom Will Tell You

it started with a court-ordered visit.

The judge had a God complex.

I guess for once she’s right.

Was it just last summer?

He started an avalanche.

My mom enjoys discussing

her daughter’s downhill slide.

It swallowed her whole.

I still wore pleated skirts, lipgloss.

Crooked bangs defined my style.

Could I have saved her?

My mom often outlines her first

marriage, its bitter amen. Interested?

I was too young, clueless.

I hadn’t seen Dad in eight years.

No calls. No cards. No presents.

He was a self-serving bastard.

My mom, warrior goddess, threw

down the gauntlet when he phoned.

He played the prodigal trump card.

I begged. Pouted. Plotted. Cajoled.

I was six again, adoring Daddy.

What the hell gave him that right?

My mom gave a detailed run-down

of his varied bad habits.

Contrite was not his style.

I promised. Swore. Crossed my heart.

Recited the D.A.R.E. pledge verbatim.

How could she love him so much?

My mom relented, kissed me

good-bye, sad her perfume.

Things would never be the same.

I think it was the last time she kissed me.

But I was on my way to Daddy.

Aboard United 1425

The flight attendant escorted me to

a seat beside a moth-munched toupee.

Yellowed dentures clacked cheerfully,

suggested I make myself comfy.

Three hours is a mighty long time.

Three hours is a long time, astraddle

a 747’s wing, banshee engines

screaming, earachy babies fussing,

elderly seatmate complaining.

Can’t stand flying.

Makes me nauseous.

I get nauseous when vid screens

play movies I’ve seen three times,

seat belt signs deny pee breaks

and first class smells like real food.

Pretzels?

For this ticket price?

For the price, I’d expect Albert to

tone down the gripe machine. I closed

my eyes, tried to shut him out, but second

run movies can’t equal conversation.

My wife died last year.

Been alone since.

I’ve been alone since my mom met Scott.

He sucked the nectar from her heart

like a famished butterfly. No nurture,

no nourishment left for Kristina.

A vacation is a poor substitute

for love.

Two Hours into the Flight

Albert snored, soft

as a hummingbird’s

hover. His moody

smile suggested he’d

found his Genevieve,

just beyond   time

just beyond          space

just beyond                this continuum.

I watched his face,

gentled by dreams,

until sun winks off

the polished fuselage

hypnotized me,

not quite   asleep

not quite          conscious

not quite in this           dimension.

I coasted along a

byway, memory,

glimpses of truth

speed bumps

within childish

belief,

almost   ultimate

almost            reliable

almost total              insanity.

Daddy waited

in the dead-end

circle, reaching

out for me.

I couldn’t

find his   embrace

find his            answers

find his excuse for       tears.

Faster. Faster.

He’d waited too

many years for

me to come looking.

Hadn’t he? I

needed to   see

needed to        know

needed a lot            more.

Hot Landing

Hot runway.

Hot brakes.

Hot desert sand

outside the window,

wind-sculpted crystalline

slivers, reflecting a new

summer’s sun.

Good-bye, young lady.

Good-bye, Albert.

Good-bye, toupee.

Good-bye, dentures.

Good-bye, in-flight

glimpses of a soul,

aching, and dreams,

fractured, injuries only

death could cure.

Have a nice vacation.

You too.

You relax.

You pretend to have fun.

You share a toast with me:

here’s to seasonal

madness, part-time

relatives and

substitutes for love.

The Prince of Albuquerque

June is pleasant in Reno,

kind of breezy and all.

I boarded the plane in

clingy jeans and a

long-sleeved T. Black.

It’s a whole lot hotter in Albuquerque.

I wobbled up the skywalk,

balancing heavy twin carry-ons.

Fingers of sweat grabbed

my hair and pressed it

against my face.

No one seemed to notice.

I scanned the crowd at the gate.

Too tall. Not tall enough.

Too old. Way too old.

There, with the sable hair,

much like my own.

How was it possible?

I thought he was much better

looking, the impression

of a seven-year-old whose

daddy was the Prince

of Albuquerque.

I melted, sleet on New Mexico asphalt.

Mutual Assessment

Daddy watched the gate, listing

a bit as he hummed a bedtime

tune, withdrawn from who knows

which memory bank.

“Daddy?”       
Roses are red, my love.

He overlooked me like sky

above a patch of dirt,

and I realized he, too, searched

for a face suspended in yesterday.

“It’s me.”       
Violets are blu-oo-oo.

Peculiar eyes, blue-speckled

green like extravagant eggs,

met my own pale aquamarine.

Assessing. Doubt gnawing.

“Hey.”       
Sugar is … Kristina?

He hugged me, too tightly. Nasty

odors gulped. Marlboros. Jack

Daniels. Straightforward B.O.

Not like Scott’s ever-clean smell.

I can’t believe how

much you’ve grown!

“It’s been eight

years, Dad.”

From daddy to dad

in thirty seconds. We were

strangers, after all.

I Got in a Car with a Stranger

A ’92 Geo, pink under

primer, not quite a

princely coach. Dad and

I attempted small talk.

How’s your sister?

“Gay.”

Sequestered on a California

campus. When she outed,

I cringed. Mom cried.

You called her queer.

How’s your mother?

“Older.”

Prettier, gift-wrapped

in 40ish self-esteem, a

wannabe writer and workout

fanatic, sweating ice.

How’s what’s-his-name?

“Indifferent.”

Either that or flat in my

face, yet oddly always

there exactly when I

need him. Unlike you.

And how are you?

“Okay.”

Near-sighted. Hormonal.

Three zits monthly.

Often confused.

Lusting for love.

“You?”

Same.

Small Talk Shrank to Minuscule

Hot? Not! Wait till August!

The carriage burped. Screeched.

Hiccupped. I tightened my seat-belt,

like that could save me.

Straight A’s, huh? Got your brains

from your old man.

I was starting to doubt it.

No air-con, windows down,

oil flavored the air.

Conversation took an ugly turn.

Never been laid? Tell the truth

little girl.

Like it was his business. He

reached for his Marlboros, took

one, offered the pack. My lip

curled. He lit up anyway.

Quit once. Your mother bitched

me out of the habit.

I watched him inhale, blow

smoke signals. Exhale. Beyond

the ochre haze, city turned to

suburbs. Not pretty suburbs.

She was the bitch queen. I started

again soon as I moved out.

The Geo limped into

a weather-chewed parking

lot. I escaped the front

seat. Aired out in blistering heat.

Here we are. Home sweet home.

What’s mine is yours.

I’d made an awful mistake.

Daddy wasn’t the Prince of

Albuquerque. He was the King of Cliché.

You Call This a Castle?

Not My Type

No shirt

hot bod.

His, that is.

So why did

/break out in

a sweat?

No shoes

barefoot,