Authors: Andrew Ball
And then Daniel drew out the aluminum
baseball bat from under the back of his
hoodie.
He walked over and kicked Kyle until
he twitched away from his friends. The thing
still clung to his back. Daniel took the
opportunity to give it a more clinical
inspection.
The Vorid was slimy, pulsating. Half of
it seemed solid. Other parts were like
sludge, shiny, moving, oozing into Kyle’s
body in some places and back out in others.
The tentacles shifted when Kyle moved, but
he was totally oblivious to the fact that it had
its hooks set into him.
Freaky.
Daniel brought the end of the bat to rest
against Kyle’s temple. Kyle managed to
crack his swollen eyelids. He moaned
something unintelligible.
"Let me make this clear." Daniel
crouched down next to him. "Screw with me
again and I’ll ruin your shit so badly it’ll be
closed casket." He stood straight and touched
the bat against the bridge of Kyle’s nose.
Kyle cried louder.
Daniel brought the bat up and swung like
a golfer going for a long drive.
He planted it into the ground a few
inches from Kyle’s face, kicking a clod of
dirt and dead leaves into his mouth. Kyle
flailed and spluttered.
"Next time," Daniel said, "I break your face in." He looked back. "That goes for the rest of you assholes, too. You mess with me,
or any of them, it gets paid back double. And
in case you think you can tell someone about
this, think again. It’s all recorded, and all it
will show is us coming to talk and you
making threats and attacking us. So unless
you want to spend the summer in Juvie, back
off. You’ve been warned."
Jake sniffed and rubbed at his nose.
"There’s a lot of the spray floating around.
Let’s go."
Daniel was starting to tear up a little
himself. "Let’s."
They formed a line to walk back through
the woods. With the battle won, the party
transformed into the Magnificent Seven like
night giving way to dawn. Each retelling of
the peppery defense was more dramatic than
the last; they were giddy with adrenaline and
an unaccustomed rush of victory.
Hypocrites to the end. But they were his
hypocrites.
Once they reached the front of the
school, there was practically a line to give
Daniel high-fives. Daniel put on what he
hoped was a smile and let them have their
fun. Any idiot knew you always brought guns
to a knife fight. It wasn’t like he was a
genius—just better prepared.
After overseeing the terms of their future
alliance and grudgingly accepting a few
sweaty dork hugs, Daniel started his walk
home. It wasn’t long until Tom caught up
with him. His extra pudge jostled as he
jogged. "Hey, Dan!"
Daniel stopped and waited for him to
catch up. It was an effort to keep the disdain
off his face. "What’s up?"
Tom caught his breath for a second. "I
just…wanted to say…thanks, man." He
wiped his hand across his soul patch.
"Really."
"You’re welcome."
"And…sorry for going off, back in the
AV room. I thought it was gonna be bad."
"He who laughs last," Daniel said.
"…could they really go to Juvie for that
stuff?"
Daniel shrugged. "Dunno. They’d
probably get off, or just get suspended or
something. But they don’t know that."
Tom grinned, then frowned again. "Can I
ask you something?"
"What?"
"Before, when you asked everyone if
they were eighteen? What was that about?"
"Ohio state law only permits those who
are eighteen or older to carry pepper spray,"
Daniel said. "I wasn’t going on camera to
incriminate myself."
Tom made a smirk. "You were looking
out for us the whole time, huh?"
"Not really. I got it all before this
started, just in case. I didn’t know if some
guy twice my size would come up behind me
while I was keying his car. They had a bulk
deal online."
"Dan?" Tom asked.
"Yeah?"
"…you know, if you want, you can come
by the club whenever. Honorary membership
as far as I’m concerned." He rubbed the back
of his neck. "I mean, it’s almost summer, but
we could hang out. The computers look like
crap, but we’ve actually done a lot of work
on them. We can run Wing Blade
Commander at 30 FPS."
Daniel thought about how to respond to
that for a moment, but nothing clever came to
mind. "Yeah, maybe. See you around."
"See you."
Daniel left the school behind and
trudged along the sidewalks of Aplington.
Lines of Cape Cod homes sat on either side
of the road in uniform rows. White trimmings
and preened lawns stared at each other from
across the street in a lazy competition to be
the most boring house on the block. He felt
out of place, a splotch of movement in the
middle of a scowling stillness.
A car passed, slowly. Daniel felt the
brush of air as it went by. He glanced at the
driver.
There was a Vorid latched onto his
back.
The man rolled over a manhole cover,
making the car shake. The black pustule on
his neck quivered slightly as the vehicle
absorbed the shock. The car rolled around a
corner, and was gone.
Daniel swallowed.
And then, Xik was there again, this time
floating in midair alongside him, as if sitting
in an invisible hammock. He didn’t say
anything for a bit, so Daniel ignored him. But
privately, he was almost glad to see the
creepy frog.
Funny. He’d just won what might be the
biggest showdown in recent Aplington High
memory, and he was already…he didn’t have
a word for it. Maybe that’s why he was
going crazy—the monotony was getting to
him. Xik was a fantasy free from the
mundane hostility of suburbia.
"I expected you to take him up on that,"
Xik said. "He seems to be offering an honest
friendship."
"I’m the type with a thousand
acquaintances."
"Are you sure you aren’t just a
misanthrope?"
"Out of the crooked timber of humanity,
no straight thing was ever made," Daniel
quoted. He glanced at the alien frog. "I don’t
necessarily dislike people. I just hate high
school."
"Wise beyond your years? An old soul,
perhaps?"
"Whatever."
"Do you think yourself better than your
upbringing?"
"Correct me if I’m wrong here, since
you seem to know so much about the human
race," Daniel said, "but it’s pretty common to expect the bare minimum from the confines
of government-funded secondary education."
"I thought we were talking about the
students, not the high school itself."
"We might as well be," Daniel said.
"Here’s hoping college isn’t as shallow as a
mud puddle."
"I see," Xik said. The two small words
came together like ponderous footsteps, as if
he suddenly understood some great secret to
which Daniel wasn’t privy.
Daniel didn’t pause in his walking, but
he squinted. "What?"
"You’re not arrogant. Not terribly.
You’re just very jaded. It’s a shame, really.
You’re a ball of potential."
"Are you here to screw with me for
kicks, or do you have something to say?"
"Well, you did certainly show me," Xik
said. "I won’t underestimate you again."
"Gee wiz. Now I feel all warm and
fuzzy."
"No, it was something!" Xik made his
awkward frog smile. "I believe the one
infected with a Vorid spawn lost control of
his bladder from fear. He won’t be bothering
you again soon."
Daniel’s face lit up with the evil grin of
a jack-o-lantern. "No. He won’t."
"Did you mean what you said?"
"What, about killing him?"
"Indeed."
"He’s not worth risking murder
charges."
Xik put a finger to his lips. "Pragmatic.
So, have you given any thought to the
contract?"
Daniel sighed. He seemed to be doing
that with increasing frequency. "Upon further
consideration, the answer is still no."
"Well, my mother always said I was an
optimist."
Xik left Daniel to his thoughts after that.
His purple-and-red pinstripe suit drifted and
zipped about the rooftops. He examined the
brick chimneys and power lines with a sort
of condescending curiosity.
Daniel put his hands in his pockets as he
watched the frog glide about. Assuming he
hadn’t gone insane, Xik was, apparently, a
magical alien from another dimension. He
wondered how strong he was—a magician
that could do a few tricks, or some kind of
powerful wizard? For some reason, Daniel
was leaning toward the latter. As odd as he
was, Xik exuded that type shameless
confidence.
He wasn’t sure if it was wise to feed
what might be a hallucination, but as far as
he could perceive, Xik and the Vorid were
very, very real. That spawn thing looked
pretty unhealthy, but at the same time, there
wasn’t anything to say Xik could be trusted.
Daniel didn’t like the idea of being a pawn
in a multiversal war. He needed more
information.
The internet had to have something. Xik
hadn’t mentioned how many people already
had powers, or for how long this had all
been underway. Even if there was some
secret war going on, people would see
things, hear rumors. Other chosen fighters
might be talking about it themselves. He
should do a little research. If he really was
crazy, he wouldn’t find anything.
Then again, if he was really crazy,
maybe his imagination would make up stuff
for him to find.
A mile and a half from school, Daniel
reached his house. It was the same cookie-
cutter version as the rest of them—garage on
the right side, two windows in front, steeped
roof. He unlocked the door and kicked his
shoes off on the wood floor next to the stairs.
"Yo!"
"Hey Danny!" Felix’s voice called. His
brother scampered in from the kitchen,
waving an envelope in his hands. "Guess
what came?"
"…a college?"
"Yeah, it’s from Northeastern!"
Daniel snatched the envelope from his
brother. His hands crinkled the edges. The
Northeastern University seal was stamped in
the corner. He ripped open the top and
gingerly extracted the papers from inside.
Mr. Daniel Fitzgerald,
We are pleased to inform you that
Daniel crunched the letter in his hand
and punched the air. "I’m in!"
Felix hopped around on the floor. "Does
this mean you get to go to the crimin—
criminin -"
"School of Criminology and Criminal
Justice?"
"Yeah, that."
"That’s exactly what it means."
Northeastern was Daniel’s top pick, and he
was officially accepted. Finally, some good
news. Finally, he was off the treadmill and
moving forward.
"You did it!" Felix shouted. He went up
on one foot and spun around; his socks were
slick on the wood floor.
Daniel turned into cold marble.
Sitting on his brother’s back was a
black, pustuled monster. Its tentacles snaked
through Felix’s skin and clothes, embedded
themselves in his spine. It quivered slightly,
gooey and disgusting.
A Vorid.
Felix turned back to his brother with a
smile on his face. Bit by bit, it faded, the curl
of his lips turning down. "Dan? What are you
looking like that for?"
"…I’m gonna go upstairs. History test to
study for."
"Huh? You never study for -"
Daniel ran for his room before Felix
could finish.
Chapter Two
Legal Text
"Are you alright?"
Daniel sat in his chair and said nothing.
Xik rested on his bed, one leg folded
over the other. He sipped a drink he’d
produced from nowhere. Daniel stared at the
liquid as Xik swirled his cup. It looked like
dark purple syrup.
"You know," the frog said, "if you
agreed to the contract -"
"Shut up about the contract for five
seconds!" Daniel shouted. He heaved the
anger out, propped an elbow on his desk, and
rested a hand on his forehead.
Xik unfolded his legs and cupped his
drink in both hands. They stayed like that for
a time, neither one moving.
"It’s plain that you care about your
bother very much," Xik said. "I apologize for my insensitivity."
"…Kyle was infected. He seemed
normal. What happens with one of those
things?"
"I’m not to tell you the details until the
contract is sealed."
"Look," Daniel said. "I’m not agreeing to anything until I know every dirty bit about
the consequences, so either start talking or